#tipsy troop: oh absolutely. probably the most polite thing they'll do all evening
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MOTHER FUCKER I AM NOT DONE YET!?!?!?!?
ONLY THIRTY TAGS??? SINCE WHEN????????
The king of game decided that no one is allowed to eat at the royal diner table anymore
#ribby and croaks: 100%#cagney carnation: doesnt have balls but he would make due out of spite#hilda berg: wouldnt be all that discrete but would make a big deal about it either#captian brineyneard: he is a god damn motherfucking PIRATE what do you THINK#werner werman: spent too long in the rat trenches to give a shit anymore (if he ever did in the first place)#sally stageplay: she is a LADY! she goes to the restroom to scratch her balls.#djimmi the great: probably has his own gold-plated ball-scratching utensil#dr kahl: if ANYONE tells him hes being rude he'll go into a whole spiel about how manners are a social construct and monarchies are dumb#cala maria: says that in mermaid culture its FINE actually to scratch your balls at the royal dinner table (she made that up on the spot)#blind specter: while not physically capable of scratching his balls he'll still do so.... in SPIRIT#tipsy troop: oh absolutely. probably the most polite thing they'll do all evening#esther winchester: she is a got dang mother heucking COWGAL. whadya think?#mr wheezy: would cover for himself by blowing smoke in some poor schmucks face#chips bettigan: again hes a cowboy. ALTHOUGH he would probably apologize if someone pointed it out#hopus pocus: hes a rabbit and also feral. when he scratches his balls he ceases doing anything else. probably uses his teeth too#phear lap: hes a crotchety old man horse he doesnt give a shit about anyone or anything#pirouletta: delicately places a napkin over her lap before scratching her balls#pip and dot: ''ey pip i need ya to scratch my lady balls!'' ... ''oh of COURSE darlin''#mangosteen: he... is a balls?? and apart from that how would he even scratch... his he????#baroness von bon bon: would keep talking and maintain eye contact while using her double barrel candy cane to scratch her balls#psycarrot/chauncey: knows its rude to scratch ones balls at the dinner table (i presume he 'grew up' on a farm?) and simply does not care#glumstone the giant: legitimately does not know table manners. the first time someone points it out he is mortified. he keeps doing it tho#beppi the clown: scratches his balls for comedic effect because he thinks its funny. it makes an exaggerated balloon speaking noise#the devil: i mean... he IS the devil. id imagine he does this more when he realizes it embarrasses people#mortimer freeze: will not continue to scratch his balls after someone points it out but that someones soup will CONSTANTLY be freezing over#spider: hes a regular mafioso. the only person who can tell him not to scratch his balls is da boss an his anteater hubby#sergeant saluki: will scratch her balls but will try not to do so at the dinner table#goopy le grande: well an alpha male like him has GOTTA scratch his balls sometimes!!#lightning bug lady: well... she wont so it while shes TALKING to people!!#anteater: will ask his husbands permission before scratching his balls (although he almost always says yes)
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