The year is 2012. You log into your Onceler askblog, ask-helicopter-onceler. There's something in your inbox: "M!A you are an evil clone for 48 hours!" Oh boy, this sounds like fun! You send a message to ask-burger-king-fry-cook-onceler, who just happens to be Helicopter-ler's significant other. Since Heli's an evil clone for 48 hours, you make him drink all of Burger King-ler's Pepsi and call him a bitch. Burger King-ler's mod angrily confronts you in an OOC fanmail message calling you a bad friend because you didn't respond to their ask and because you spent more time with ask-fitnessgram-pacer-test-onceler and their mod. As a result Burger King-ler and Helicopter-ler break up over the Pepsi bitch incident and you draw the appropriate amounts of angsty fanart. You try to explain to Burger King-ler's mod that Tumblr ate the ask and you didn't see it, but they won't listen. You plan to try your best to make it up to Burger King-ler's mod while you and some other mutuals watch Youtube Poops on Tinychat later that night, but then you go to check Burger King-ler's blog to find that they've made their background black and made a post about how no one likes them and they're leaving the fandom forever. You see another message in your inbox. "M!A you are no longer an evil clone, but now you're a nubcat for three days!" Burger King-ler's mod comes back the next day as if nothing happened. Heli and Burger King get back together and Heli is suddenly pregnant with twins.
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Celebrity Readings masterlist
Upcoming readings (Hiatus)
BADDIES EAST 🛩️
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Wonyoung (IVE)
Karina (Aespa)
BTS's Jungkook and Seventeen's Mingyu's dynamic as friends
Stray Kid's Bang Chan and Felix's dynamic as friends
NCT's Taeyong's ideal type
Stray Kid's Han and Lee Know's dynamic as friends
The dating rumors between Somi and Seventeen's Mingyu
What do BTS and Blackpink think of each other?
The dating rumors between Lisa and Frederic Arnault
"Chan's room" canceled? What Bang Chan meant by his Bubble messages + What's going on with him & JYP
NCT's Mark's ideal type + channeled messages + a message from Mark's future spouse to the haters who can't stfu 💀 + Bae Suzy isn't Mark's ideal type and receipts as to why she's not
BTS's Jungkook's opinion on marriage
Seventeen
Who in Blackpink is MTL to get married
Enhypen
The audio release of Stray Kids' Japan Dome concert solos
Nationalities of NCT's future spouses
Nationalities of Stray Kids' future spouses
Stray Kid's Bang Chan's future spouse
BTS's V and his future spouse's first impression of each other
The nationalities of Ateez's future spouses
Blackpink's Lisa's green and red flags
BTS's Jungkook's solo career
BTS's Jungkook's mini album release
Who in Stray Kids that is MTL to date a woc/foreigner
The status of Jungkook's love life
NCT's Johnny's ideal type
Stray Kid's Felix's ideal type
What Stray Kids want for Christmas
Astro's Eunwoo's current energy (12/24/23)
The next Dispatch couple
V & Jennie's break up
G-Dragon's drug case
A career reading on Riize
Stray Kids' Hyunjin's ideal type
BTS's Suga and his future spouse's first impression of each other
NCT's Haechan's personality
B.I & iKON's dynamic (OT7 edition)
The nationalities of BTS’ future spouses
Who in NCT 127 is MTL to date a woc/foreigner
BTS’s Jungkook’s future spouse
Stray Kids’ Han’s ideal type
Enhypen's Jay's ideal type
BTS’ Suga’s future spouse
Ateez's San's future spouse
The nationalities of P1harmony's future partners
Riize's Wonbin's personality in the media vs real life
Stray Kids' Bang Chan's ideal type
Has Jungkook met his future spouse
BADDIES WEST ✈️
Taylor Swift vs. Olivia Rodrigo
Why Scooter Braun is losing his clients + what's going to happen as he becomes a CEO for Hybe Labels
Chris Evans and Alba Baptista's relationship + Chris Evan's not so secret crush
The dynamic between Chris Evans and Ana De Armas
Madison Beer vs. Scooter Braun: "King of Everything"
Michael B. Jordan's green and red flags
Zendaya's green and red flags
Oliva Rodrigo's green and red flags
Halle Bailey and DDG's relationship
The Little Mermaid lead stars: Halle Bailey & Jonah Hauer King's dynamic
Chris Brown's birth chart - real or fake?
The status of Ayo Edebiri's love life
The aftermath of Cassie's lawsuit, what will happen to Diddy?
Hozier's ideal type
Career reading on Normani
The dynamic between Meghan Markle & Kate Middleton
The future of the British Royal Family + Prince William & Prince Harry's future as siblings
Prince William & Kate Middleton's relationship
The future of Prince George
Doja Cat behind the scenes + the future of her career & love life + tinychat rumors
Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco's relationship
The dynamic between Doja Cat & her older brother Raman
Career reading on Shawn Mendes
Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello's relationship
Megan Thee Stallion's career & energy (1/31/2024)
North West's career & future predictions
The dynamic between Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid
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kh fan here, who were y'all cosplaying
"kh fan here" took me out. thanks for letting me know dude 👍
but we weren't cosplaying, we were in the audience of a cosplayer's charity live stream on i believe tinychat (smash that mf like button if you remember tinychat) we also met our life long bestie @fluffy-flock there! 🥰 the three of us ended up becoming friends on deviantart and then on facebook, alana got us to join tumblr in 2011.
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