#tindarella

[tindarella]

[oramicurcu]

Confermo, era lui

E ora è arrivato il grande capo

E volevo pure andare a mare

Ho appena mangiato il salmone affumicato rimasto in frigo e adesso ho un pezzo di bueno tra i denti

Preciclo sei tu?!?!

[fatgirlsguidetodating]

An anon sent me a question asking me to post my most naughty sexual encounter. (Not our favourite anon because this one could spell, use grammar and didn’t call me fat or a cunt once!) I’m not sure that’s the sorta thing the world wants to hear? Especially from a fat chick. Do they? And if so how much detail should one go into?

(Or perhaps I’ll keep working on my current blog post, the bad date tale, and a list I’ve published here and tindarella but want to expand.)

[tindarella]

When did men turn into such babies that saying you don’t know yet what you are looking for after just getting back on tinder & just matching elicits a man baby tanty? Or am I in the wrong for not knowing what I want exactly? In which case I shall apologise to him.

[tindarella]

The other day i decided to literally match every guy I could find on tinder and ask them some slightly unusual questions. Some of them were great about it, some not so much. Some gave answers, others called me weird or unmatched me. These were some of the better ones.

[tindarella]

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Still going.....

[tindarella]

ANON SUBMISSION.

[tindarella]

ANON SUBMISSION.

But it made me laugh as that seems to be the way many of my tinder matches went before it went bye byes.

[tindarella]

Ummmmmm..... okay?

[tindarella]

Uh well hey at least he’s upfront right?

[tindarella]

Soulmate.

[tindarella]

Sells himself well hey? I want him writing my next tinder bio. I’ll be taking in the matches I’m sure.

[tindarella]

Such a great poet. Almost wants to make me drop my pants. Only not.

[tindarella]

Right. How about talk at all? Because, and I hate to be pedantic here, online dating requires someone level of communication before you decide whether you want to meet.