#tinababy

[ceceballestero-blog]

When sitting passenger seat in Daddy's car is enough reason to dress up like a princess. 👑👧🏼💄 #babytina #tinababy ✨#FBF #FlashbackFriday #6yrsold

[gummehead]

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Let's touch butts together, watch me whip! #tinatuesday #tinaknowles #tinabelcher #tinabelcher #tina #tinaturnup #gummehead #ecommerce #onlineshopping #trending #instacomedy #instafunny #parody #mashup #silento #watchmewhip #whatchmenaenae #tinabobsburgers #tinababy #instamood

[idgafjustin]

No karting for me

So, today is my friend Carlos' birthday and I was supposed to go karting with him and my friends BUT hélas! I'm sick. whoohoo. yeah. yuhuuu. yay. NOT. Instead I'm in my bed. Don't get me wrong, I love my bed, it's so cozy and we're THE best friends but I wish I could spend the day with my other best friends. Well, I'm not tired anymore so I guess I'm going to wait until my parents wake up while chilling on superherowanted's blog because whY THE HELL NOT. xx

[tinagoddamndrake]

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Bathtime is done, time to go to work. 

I wonder if daycare in a candy store would work.... Jaaaaames?

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... Must... resist... buying... Batman... onesies...

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Lookit my non-existent belly.

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((Okay, think am all up to date with my replies? Safe to say that Tina's home from the hospital now, and settled in quite well, but won't be leaving for a couple days. Anyone's welcome to visit, people who know her well can leap through the window or find her spare key under a flowerpot, but she won't be leaving the bed anytime soon.))

[tinagoddamndrake]

Attempt no. 1 to write script to find babydaddy:

'Hi. We slept together on the [whatever date in that week in November it was]. We met at [whatever club I decided to scour for dick that night] and now I have a tiny baby child that might be yours. NOT HERE FOR MONEY JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW ALSO HER/HIS/IT'S NAME IS [FUCK KNOWS] I WILL GO AND FEED IT WITH MY NEW BOOBIES NOW GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!'

[tinagoddamndrake]

Names I like:

Dylan

Lily

Eleanor

Names I like but are too similar to unrepentant evildoers/other babies:

Alexander

Joshua

Names I like but Digger is opposed to:

George

Names Digger likes but I do not: (they deserve to go on here, for prosperity's sake)

Chase

Emmett

[tinagoddamndrake]

Yeah. Happy new year to me.