#timsandasportsbra

[antimachinex]

timsandasportsbra replied to your video “My name is Killer Kross and I like hurting people.”

why

Because some people just wanna see the world burn, Ms. Kai.

[diaboliique]

coryn and rhett, heyo even if he's stupid new but give me dumbass SHENANSSSS

oh biiiiiiiiih this... hurts me it’s so cute??????

( @conwaytiddy )

who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off? oh god they both do, ok, it’s like the leash scene from 101 Dalmations, Ryn and Rhett both are thinking ‘hey, if we tackle each end, it’ll get done easier’ which no, you idiots, you absolute buffoons, you’re gonna meet in the middle and get wrapped up in each other, and my god it’s a bad Christmas rom-com come to life. someone almost falls off the ladder. they’re both idiots, so who falls first is anyone’s guess. 

who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting? this is a whole ass Ryn move, and Rhett’s just giving her puppy dog eyes bc wtf dude, chocolates? no share?? and she feels HORRID bc he keeps giving her That Face.

who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies? they mock them. she’ll marathon the classic claymation looking ones, though. Year Without A Santa Claus is a tearjerker, fuck youuuu. 

who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas? CORYN. Rhett doesn’t mind listening to her sing along, tho, bc her voice is pretty and he can get over it bc wow man.

who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping it’s Rhett and it’s not because of snooping it’s because he cannot be trusted with a roll of Scotch tape and scissors. At all. 

who insists on making snow angels? CORYN. She’s a fun lil snowbunny, just happily rolling around in her yard and Rhett is like MY NUTS ARE FREEZING, CAN WE GO INSIDE NOW????

who put christmas outfits on all the pets? Rhett comes home with jingly belled collars for Ronnie and Lil Miss and Ryn is giggling to herself at how they are trying to fight their ways out of the collars. 

Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in? well, Ryn pops in to see her cousins, aunt, and grandmother, but her mom is down in Florida, and her cousins are fascinated at just how truly dumb but kind Rhett is, so he’s like, adopted into the family for sure. is totally unaware that they Have Money. the realization is so delayed and he suddenly needs to keep his hands in his pockets bc he’s gonna break some shit he can’t even pronounce let alone count that high to replace. 

who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers? big motherfuckin Rhett energy here. Ryn would go along with it though, and somehow make it Work and Rhett’s just dumbfounded bc wow man how are you so pretty in something so fucking ugly.

Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present? Ryn, and Rhett’s so hard to wake up, but she’s like jumping on him to wake up because iT’S CRIMMUS and he’s just like, barely got an eye open before this shiny box is shoved, literally, into his fuckin face. 

Who insists on hand-made presents only one year? Coryn does, she knits and does crossstitch and stuff and she makes him like a hat and scarf set and made some witty nerdy things to hang up in his office or whatever and he’s just like ‘how did you not stab yourself repeatedly doing this???’ like he is just MARVELING and she’s like ‘it’s really not that fancy stop it could be so much better’ and he’s just like WOW MAN LOOK AT THIS.

Who puts mistletoe on every door frame? bold of you to think that Rhett just wouldn’t attach it to his goddamn belt buckle.

Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm? well, Coryn doesn’t drink, so she’d be the one picking Rhett up, bringing him through whatever drive thru he slurs out, and they just happily munch on junk food and she makes sure there’s plenty of water, Body Armor, and Tylenol for him. 

who gets angry and almost tells kids that santa isnt real? they would never. they are the ones who end up making more stories for the kids to bring home and end up pissing off the parents because now there’s more shit they gotta pretend exists. 

[empireofsamoa]

timsandasportsbra replied to your post “.....motherfucker. ��”

SOMEONE's gotta punch Bryan in the face, am I right

I did not account for Rowan goin’ crazy and tryin’ to behead me.

[thexcameraman]

Ezra's so sweet it MAKES ME SICK!! okJK, but honestly, he brought such a lighthearted innocence to the dash that we really, truly needed. Your vibe and your general presence in the RP has made the main roster vibes for me so much more comforting, because Ezra really, truly feels like he'd be someone who *I'd* be friends with. Crap with money, buys too many Christmas presents, loves D&D-- he's SO RELATABLE, and honestly, /me/. He's someone I always want to interact with and now you're STUCK w/ ME

{Jokes on you because I’m not going anywhere and you guys are stuck with me! But seriously interact with him at anytime, he’s always trying to bring in more people to play D&D with. Plus he needs people to take his money away when he keeps trying to buy things.}

[balorsoneeye]

ok but when you're not around, the dash.. lacks something, and you being back has made me SO HAPPY. You have such a unique perspective on each of your muses, and it's AMAZING to me how sometimes I'll see someone new on dash, ask who tf this is and it's /YOU/. Your range is so wide that it baffles me and the fact that you roll with the punches every single week despite how the writing team may make it hard is SO IMPRESSIVE. But also pls let Finn be happy Carla or istg we gonna BOX.

This is such a nice thing to say that I’ve been circling it in my inbox, nervous about replying.  

You are the best.  This means a lot.

Thank you.

[fratboycena]

timsandasportsbra

  Do you plan on joining team "fight Brock for his...

@ me

Evie, no. You have your whole life ahead of you. Don’t get a robot neck like me.

[dollwithavolleygun]

🎊🎭🐌🌠

🎊: Which is your favorite muse?

Maxine. She’s the resident vodka aunt and I so wish I had the chance to flesh her out more when I had the musing at the time.

🎭: With which of your muses can you identify the most?

Answered!

🐌: Which of your muses is the least clever/intelligent/educated one?

Listen, I love Shotzi, she’s smart in her own way but she’s the friendly neighborhood horror hound who will make poop jokes any chance she gets. She’s a lil dumb. Bless her heart. 

🌠: From what you know of my muse, which of your muses would you recommend me to play with and why?

Dakota would 100% convince Leva to come on an nL stream so the both of them could harass Johnny and give him a hard time also hi hello I need more Liz and Lux friendship because they would bring out the best kind of weird in one another. This and the potential photoshoots together for thirst trap purposes. 

[justahugmachine]

timsandasportsbra replied to your post “ooc; lmao lowkey those belts are kinda ugly ”

NOT PENNY/NICKEL BELTS? SOMETHING UNIQUE? FMUUUUUUU

;askljfsdjf i’m glad they don’t look like the penny belts but like THE FONT for tag team. i hate it. and these things. i hate it. 

[thecerebralking-archive]

eyes emoji - how excited are you to adopt me

The most excited. Elated, even. Gonna have gift baskets and all that.

[thecarteradministration]

RENEE/ETHANNNNN

@xrenee-youngx

who makes breakfast in the morning?: Renee, though Ethan would sneak up behind her like “what’cha makin’?”.who serves the other(s) breakfast or brunch in bed?: Ethan, usually after a long night or when Renee had just gotten in from a flight, he’ll make her breakfast.who hogs the covers?: Renee.who’s the big spoon?: Ethan because he’s a rather large man.who pulls the other(s) in for cuddles the most often?: Renee because their favorite thing is to cuddle on the couch.do they decorate their first home together or does one take the reigns?: Renee because if she allows Ethan to do it, the house would be littered with randomly weird pictures.what would they prefer to be doing when they’re with each other?: Cuddling, taking Blue out for walks, watching moving, sex - typical couple stuff.do they want/have kids? how many? what are their potential names?: With how their careers are, having kids would disrupt that. Plus they’ve got pets.if so, what’s their first group/parent-child Halloween costume?: Gaston (Ethan), Belle (Renee), Cogsworth (Blue), Mrs. Potts (Clover), and Lumiere (Skunk).who eats the other’s candy rejects (IE: someone’s green Sour Patch Kids)?: Renee. Though she’s more prone to just pick the ones he doesn’t eat before he can even get to them.is there anything one loves that the other(s) can’t stand?: Whenever Toronto sports teams play against Cleveland teams, it usually will come out playfully.does one “parent” the other(s)?: Yes but playfully. They don’t do it seriously otherwise it’d lead to an argument.what’s the story of their weirdest date?: Not weird but they went mini-golfing. Beer, nachos and mini-golf seem to be a great combination.what is their ideal date night?: Dinner, drinks, any excuse for them to dress up and go out together, really.who randomly brings home five shelter animals? does the other(s) mind?: I feel like Renee would pop up on FaceTime like “guess who got Blue a brother/sister” and Ethan would be like “oh my God ;___;”.who’s the one who jokingly (or seriously) has “bail money under the mattress” for the other(s)?: Ethan. Because you never know what might happen when you anger a woman who likes hockey. She may go down to county and he’ll have to bail her out. Or so he says jokingly.how often do they go on dates?: Whenever they see each other, really.who’s the baker? who’s the taste tester?: Renee bakes and she has to bat Ethan away as he sticks a finger in the batter.what is their dream wedding like? what does it look like?: Probably something small and quaint.what is a song you associate with them?: Stumped on this one.what would their “first dance” song be?: Because Ethan’s Ethan he’d suggest “Sister Christian” by Night Ranger but he’d go with whatever she’d come up with.who turns every car ride into a carpool karaoke?: Renee.who stares at the other(s) fondly when they’re fired up?: Renee mainly because she usually sees him all calm and laid back. So when he gets fired up, she’s fascinated.who begs the other(s) to wear matching holiday sweaters?: Renee. She’ll pout at him until he says yes.who insists it’s better to just be naked? : Ethan because he lives in Florida and because he likes the way he looks.what do they do on work free weekends?: Usually they go out on dates and hang out together.who initiates most of the skype & facetime calls?: Both usually.what disney duo/trio reminds you of them the most?: Gaston and Belle.what is your favorite thing about the ship?: That they’re both chill and genuinely care about one another.what first made you love the ship?: See above. 

[antimachinex]

timsandasportsbra replied to your post “Almost going stir crazy waiting for this fucking thing to start so I...”

why

Because I wanna beat someone up.

[diaboliique]

ooc: me, at that drabble u bitch @timsandasportsbra

[empireofsamoa]

timsandasportsbra replied to your post “4:35 in the morning...time to hit the treadmill.”

go to bed

Girl, I’m tryin’ to. Nothin’ is helpin’.

[wrestlingpositivitea-blog]

I'd like to give a special shout out to the Dakota Kai, Matt Riddle, Brittany Blake, Neville and John Cena muns at Champion of Champions. They are always willing to engage when on dash and are so welcoming to any new members that come in. A great RP also needs great members to keep it alive, so shout out to them.

A standing ovation for all of you! Keep up the awesome, welcoming interactions!@timsandasportsbra@the-riddle-king@hardcorekilljoy@slayomi-knight@fratboycena​

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@timsandasportsbra

Evie... most beloved angel... we adore you so... and we hope you have a wonderful Christmas...

-Rosemary

[fratboycena]

💥🐦🐎🌠

💥: Which of your muses would you fight with?

Answered but it’s Ethan. We all know we would fight him.

🐦: Which of your muses is the vainest?

Derrick has some vanity in him if we’re going by him posting thirst traps for no reason but he would be the one I’d pick...in a world where Ethan wasn’t there as a more than viable option.

🐎: Which of your muses is the fastest?

Derrick. His body isn’t that beat up from years of wrestling and he was pretty fast when he was younger.

🌠: From waht you know of my muse, which of your muses would you reccomend me to play with and why?

Listen...hear me out for a second: Penelope and Ethan with the “you’re not my real dad” dynamic is everything. Also Derrick being the friend Pen can come to to talk/vent and get life advice from seems right up the alley. And hi, more of Evie and Roman’s high school jock/nerd flirting because they warm my heart along with Lux and Derrick’s brother-sister vibe.