#time to go read whump and/or MCD bc thats the only way i process anymore idk i dont make the rules

[gracetoldmeto]

Oh, where’d I get my sense of humor?

Easy

Pfft, just the Trauma grocery store. 

This year I unlocked Aisle 22 where I'm currently deciding between items labelled “Orphan Jokes” and “99 things you didn’t know about Persistent Complex Bereavement Disorder” and also “Overdue stories I tell my therapist”

Aisle 19 was empty except for “Familial Cancer” and Aisle 20 only had “dead mom lol” and “Intro to Grief 101″ so we had to find better and more expensive content.

How am I affording all of this, you ask?

I was given some confusing coupon right before Aisle 1 that read “1 Free Item on the 11th shelf of Aisle 22, you are not allowed to refuse the item” and the fine print on THAT item read “Surprise ADHD!!! You’ve been paying twice as much as everyone else your entire life lol we’re not gonna change that, but we’ve now arbitrarily decided you’re allowed to know, take that as you will.”

So, short answer? I’m broke.

Can’t wait for Aisle 23 I’m gonna be so funny then, I can FEEL it