#time to break in with my headcanon and say kenny is gay and his oversexuality is more a sign of abuse and overcompensating

[north-park]

Gimme a hot take on Kenny McCormick

Listen, people love to project their ideal sexyman persona onto this papercut orange blob and it's FINE it's harmless fun but I think people go so, so, so overboard with it

I know Kenny's dynamics with anyone beside the M5 and Karen are severly lacking in canon and he's kinda of a fun blank state to fill in that regard but i'm sure he is not the kind of guy to fuck tons people left and right, he isn't even popular at school, Kyle has more game than him, he would be bitchless, let's be real for a second

I geniunely think he would get in very very few relationships in his life and the serious one being like, one or two, them being with the M5 ofc cuz he loves them more than they love themself but that's another discussion

Honestly I see Kenny like the kind of guy who would be just happy and hyped to have a SO in first place, because that's what we see from Kelly and Tammy, he doesn't like Britney Spears clones his type is slighty weird girls who are cute and sweet!