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Alan Scott: The Green Lantern #3 Review: Great Ex-Spectre-tations

Read our review of Alan Scott: The Green Lantern #3 from DC Comics, written by Tim Sheridan with art by Cian Tormey.

Read our review of Alan Scott: The Green Lantern #3 from DC Comics, written by Tim Sheridan with art by Cian Tormey. We reviewed the book on the Stack podcast. But in the interest of highlighting more about the title, here’s a summary of the conversation with our thoughts. And if you prefer the longer audio version, that’s below as well! Powered by RedCircle Alan Scott: The Green Lantern #3…

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Alan Scott: The Green Lantern #3 Review: Great Ex-Spectre-tations

Read our review of Alan Scott: The Green Lantern #3 from DC Comics, written by Tim Sheridan with art by Cian Tormey.

Read our review of Alan Scott: The Green Lantern #3 from DC Comics, written by Tim Sheridan with art by Cian Tormey. We reviewed the book on the Stack podcast. But in the interest of highlighting more about the title, here’s a summary of the conversation with our thoughts. And if you prefer the longer audio version, that’s below as well! Powered by RedCircle Alan Scott: The Green Lantern #3…

[xeyeti]

#2116 – Back to the Well Sometimes, the old ways are the best ways.

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🎶 Tagged by @tim-hal-chal ! Thank you 😘

Rules : Put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs that come up. then tag 10 others to do the same !

1. Fin août (Instrumental) - Tim Dup

2. 21st Century Liability - YUNGBLUD

3. Painting Greys - Emmit Fenn

4. Thunder Rolls - Garth Brooks

5. Keep on Dancing - Cats on Trees

6. Welcome to Japan - The Strokes

7. Trust The Light and Wake Me Up Gently - Gabriela Parra

8. To Rome - Deepend, Janieck

9. Movement - Hozier

10. Over There, It’s Raining - Niels Frahm

Tagging : @iworshipyou-oliver @camille-bee @levi-tation-1983 @raquelsantos92 @workslikeacharmie only if you don’t mind playing and anyone who wants to join :)

[jhoangem]

Alternative Cinderella

An alternative take on the fairy tale, told from the view of you (Y/N- Your Name) as an Alternative Cinderella. Except, this is no fairy tale.

A/N: First fanfic here in my acc.

Genre: Fluff (wth is fluff, i don’t even know fluff I just copied it from other fanfics)

word count: 1,070

ps: this was supposed to be a fanfic of BTS or EXO but come on guys, hahaha

ENJOY <3

PART 1 (yes lad, part 1, expect a cliffhanger at the end :)))

YOUR POV

“Just another glamorous New York Saturday night of hauling trash to the dumpster.” You sigh as your eyes brightened, suddenly, seeing a rat which is you thought that it’s not even not normal.

“It could be worse–RATS!! Y/N help!” You tried your best not to loose and calm your co-worker down, probably, calm yourself too.

“Don’t tell me you’re afraid of this little adorable mouse family?They’re trying to get by, just like us.” Lie. You never liked them.

“Hey, Y/N, Tim, quit slacking off over there!” Unsurprisingly. Your boss hollered.

As you bowed your.. eyebrows, and vindicate, “You told us to get out the garbage.”

“And now I’m telling you to wait on the bachelor party that just rolled in. Chop! Chop!”

You gasped at Tim at your peripheral vision glancing at his wristwatch many times, and you knew you’re getting there, again.

You headed usain bolt to the front and meet the…..—emm, bombshell guys…

“Waitress, there you are. We need your best table.” a guy with a roman nose wearing a loose, black, silk shirt with a rich brown chocolate hair halted his gaze. And you think he’s the eldest of them, three.

”Forget the table. Just bring whiskey, and lots of it.” You turned to the tallest one and scanned him for a fraction of a second. He had the kind of face that stops you in your tracks. He’s got that brown skin, adonis look, and dark eyes, wearing a plain ash grey shirt, half-buttoned that added that Natan-Nunes-aura.

You didn’t even write their order. You look at Tim, and expecting, “Y/N, please take this one. I’ve got a date tonight, and I’ll never make it out of here in time.” You rolled your eyes. Well, expecting that you’ll be getting those “excuses” again but he surprised you, he got a date.

“You really want me to take the bachelor party?” You gave him an ‘are you fucking serious?’ look. He nodded, pouting that grossed the hell out of you.

You closed your eyes, crossed and sighed. His pouty, begging mouth slowly became a big smile, that ’yes, i can flirt all i want and Y/N is gonna be in charged at my place!’ smile.

You rolled your eyes and mumbled, “Well, bring on the hot guys!”

”I want to know all about this, tomorrow.”

“You wouldn’t hear a single thing.” with that grin on your lips.

“You’re the best!”

“Yeah, yeah. Just go happily ever after for the both of us.”

”Are you two done talking?” Your boss startled the hell out of you and Tim when he whispered in your ear between your conversations. “I’ve seated them already! Now get over there before I dock your pay!”

Tim kissed you in your cheeks (that you immediately wipe out) and headed out.

You flashed over to the table where three guys sit, talking.

“Hello gentlemen, I’ll be taking care of you this evening.”

“Waitress, steaks for the table.” the sun-kissed Grecian, with a prominent jaw curved and distinct cheek bones, having that pale skin that makes him devilishly handsome.

You noticed that they are all talking formal and keeps calling you literally, ‘waitress’ like this is the first time, from the past few years of waiting tables, hearing that from a customer.

“How about some filet mignon, medium rare and prepare with a bearnaise sauce.” said the eldest guy, which you learned his name is Taruq.

You felt sorry about that, long, obviously, regular-customer-order but– “The closest thing we have to filet mignon is the deluxe burger.”

“Dare, I’ll ask for your wine list?”

“We’ve got an excellent vintage house red.”

“House red?” he seemed surprised as you offered him a basic, typically, inexpensive wine. At the back of your mind thinking that maybe, he’s too rich for it? Hah.

“It also comes with white.”

“Wait..wait..” Taruq’s eyes were filled with confusion as you see your boss at the edge of the kitchen’s door sneaking to your service. “What’s house red?” they all muttered.

Now, you’re surprised. “Y-You never heard about house red?”

’Well, they’re not surprised because I offered them a cheap wine, they’re surprised because they don’t know it. Are they too rich to not know house red? Where on earth did they come from?’ you uttered at the back of your mind.

“We’ll be fine with a bottle of whiskey… and four deluxe burgers.”

“Four?”

Jomari, the tallest one, nods behind you, and turn to see..

“I’m sorry, I’m late. Thank you for your patience, Miss…?” A guy with a smooth flawless Korean skin, which was like a sheet of well done cloth, strobes in. His eyes, which was under his burgundy short hair, glinted under the moonlight. He had high-bridged nose that was among his two eyes. His soft sharp lips were very attractive and captivating. You wanted to touch it but you decided not to do so. Haha.

He’s that handsome Half-Asian type.

“Uhh.. Y/N.” you stopped and smirked, thinking of that play again. “Mrs… Mrs. Y/N.” (a/n: wait, you’re married? No you’re not, of course. You’re that lady who waits tables and plays with your customers’ minds when they try to play with you. And Tim is your first reason you never liked guys. Well, maybe because you learned that guys are a piece of crap.)

You’re not surprised when the unexpec-tation was drawn in their faces, especially the one who’s in front of you.

But he managed to smirked, that smirk you never knew would be appearing after the words you said. “Charmed to make your acquaintance, Y/N.” He kept that smile you saw before you told them you’re a ‘mrs.’ and that made your face hot as hell and you knew you’re turning into an apple soon.

”The treasure’s all wine.“

‘WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?’ you told yourself.

”Is that a riddle?” he asked with a grin.

“M-Maybe? You think on that…while.. I go put your order in. B-Be right back!”

You rushed behind the doors, no not at the kitchen, but at the restroom. The feeling of warming you in its embrace and burning you with your bitterness in the concept of that moment. You can feel that tingly feeling and you know that is common sense… getting out of your body.

And you touch your chest where you feel it is burning and ask yourself, “What the hell is this feeling?!”

Thank you for reading part 1 lads! Let me know if you want to continuuee

ps: wrote this story line long time ago and posted it from the other world of internet, i tried it here in tumblr <3 hope you did enjoy!

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i put my fav passage of w&p through the crytyping generator and...................

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"Shoulda Ben" and "Wisha Could" Meet "Tim Tation"

“Shoulda Ben” and “Wisha Could” Meet “Tim Tation”

By Lisa Batten Kunkleman

Do you ever have one of those days when you finally get the free time and quiet you’ve been craving, only to find you spend so much time deciding what to do first, that nothing gets done? That’s me. Today, I’m in my mother’s lake house, looking out at the glassy still water, laptop on my outstretched legs, ready to write something fabulous. But what?

This dilemma is not…

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Customer loyalty and funeral services

 One may quickly conclude, loyalty would be an obvious thought when dissecting the business/customer relationship and “customer loyalty” in particular. This could have been the end of my thought concerning loyalty if I had applied the time honored “KISS” (keep it simple stupid) approach, but what would I have learned if I had simply stopped at customer loyalty and not scratched deeper than the surface. I had to dig deeper into customer loyalty.Death-care professionals in particular are well aware families use the same funeral home when the need arises for professional services. At first glance, one would say this is customer loyalty. My great-grand- father used this funeral home, so did his son, as well as my father, I guess I will, too. I suggest there may be more to this customer loyalty scenario than initially meets the eye.I believe continuous thought is needed here to help the death-carethe effect of this lack of parental leadership and mentoring. It is much easier to leave the child at home to play video games than take them to the funeral home. These children never experience traditional funeral service rituals – and thus associate a family member’s death as only the disposal of remains.Enter the budget funeral home, the one with the ridiculously advertised prices splashed across the billboard by the highway. All funeral homes quickly recognize the entrance of a budget funeral home in the area. This new competitor demonstrates to all other area funeral homes there is definitely a price tag on customer loyalty – in particular with the finan- cially burdened and scared little Johnny who must now handle arrangements for a family member.Often in a city of any size, there are two to three funeral homes, or more. Like it or not, most often, even if unspoken, they each will fall into one of three categories: the one the52 American Funeral DirectorBusiness By Wes Johnsonprofessional have a better under- standing of what is really happening and how things are changing concerning this perceived repeat business. A little observation will reveal there are usually fewer funeral homes in each town or geographical location than banks and convenience stores. This small observation alone allows us to conclude that repeat business may not involve customer loyalty at all. There may just be a lack of available service providers.The rising cremation rate illus- trates the move from the traditional means of disposition to a method that more resembles disposal. The ease of communication and the everyday advances in technology allow families to use resources outside of their immediate geographical area, rendering a particular funeral home just one of many options. Generations of leaving little Johnny at home instead of taking him to the scary visitations and funeral services are now showingWes Johnson and his loyal dog, Bo Diddley. (Photo credit: Tim Stone)LoyaltyCustomerRecently while doing some reading on the business and customer relationship, my mind somehow landed on the subject of loyalty.rich people use, the one the average person uses and the one the poor people use. Customer loyalty in this application will probably remain somewhat intact as it often takes generations to reposition between different social and economic classes. Basically, it can take a long time to move from a “have not,” to “a have” helping to maintain customer loyalty to some degree. However; the funeral home in each category is not without risk of losing a customer. Things happen affecting the funeral home relationship, such as marriage, divorce, catastrophic family events and economic changes. No funeral home is without risk.We now have a few variables we think affect customer loyalty. These few thoughts could turn into a book in itself as each individual evaluates his or her own organizations, competitors and everyone’s social and economic position. How can we, as funeral home professionals, make positive changes to safeguard the customer loyalty we hope we have with our families? Remembering there are two parties in the relationship, the funeral home and the customer, let’s remove the customer for the sake of discussion and focus simply on loyalty.We can begin by looking withinthe organization and evaluate the funeral home’s loyalty toward the customer. Have your prices increased over the last 10 years since Grandpa died? I am sure no one would expect them not to increase. But have the services you provide decreased over that same time? Will the customer be disappointed in the value they are now receiving for Grandma’s service compared to what they received at Grandpa’s service? Regardless of the price, the deciding variable is often the perceived value.Are the professionals in our business professional? One may become offended by suggesting such self-evaluation, nevertheless, the goal is to determine what the customer thinks of our business, not what we think of ourselves. Do we remain loyal to the community and community programs while our children maintain starting positions on local athletic teams, or does our loyalty to our community stop when our children no longer play?Continuous investment in our facilities are visually noticeable. The physical appearance of our building and grounds are a distinct represen- tation of our inner workings and professional attitude. Messy facilities and nonkept grounds do not present to the community a business that iscommitted and loyal to the community. Economic hard times are often experienced with businesses as well as individual families. Aged and clean, versus new and dirty, are at different ends of the measuring stick. A multimillion-dollar facility in an economically challenged community does not present community commitment. This could be received as a show of wealth by the surrounding economically challenged community, thus arriving at “not the one the poor people use.”committed and loyal to the community. Economic hard times are often experienced with businesses as well as individual families. Aged and clean, versus new and dirty, are at different ends of the measuring stick. A multimillion-dollar facility in an economically challenged community does not present community commitment. This could be received as a show of wealth by the surrounding economically challenged community, thus arriving at “not the one the poor people use.”My dog Bo is as loyal as they come. The water is never too cold, never too deep, and the duck is never too far away for him to bring it directly to my hand. In return, he receives all of the care, love and belly rubs he desires. I believe by eliminating the customer and focusing on the loyalty, all would benefit. All funeral professionals know the funeral directors of today may be the funeral customers of tomorrow. Our friends and neighbors know us, they know us better than we know ourselves. They know our secrets, they hear our conversations, public and private. When we proclaim how grateful we are to be servants of the community, do they believe it? Most often, loyalty will indicate they do.My dog Bo is as loyal as they come. The water is never too cold, never too deep, and the duck is never too far away for him to bring it directly to my hand. In return, he receives all of the care, love and belly rubs he desires. I believe by eliminating the customer and focusing on the loyalty, all would benefit. All funeral professionals know the funeral directors of today may be the funeral customers of tomorrow. Our friends and neighbors know us, they know us better than we know ourselves. They know our secrets, they hear our conversations, public and private. When we proclaim how grateful we are to be servants of the community, do they believe it? Most often, loyalty will indicate they do.My dog Bo is as loyal as they come. The water is never too cold, never too deep, and the duck is never too far away for him to bring it directly to my hand. In return, he receives all of the care, love and belly rubs he desires. I believe by eliminating the customer and focusing on the loyalty, all would benefit. All funeral professionals know the funeral directors of today may be the funeral customers of tomorrow. Our friends and neighbors know us, they know us better than we know ourselves. They know our secrets, they hear our conversations, public and private. When we proclaim how grateful we are to be servants of the community, do they believe it? Most often, loyalty will indicate they do.My dog Bo is as loyal as they come. The water is never too cold, never too deep, and the duck is never too far away for him to bring it directly to my hand. In return, he receives all of the care, love and belly rubs he desires. I believe by eliminating the customer and focusing on the loyalty, all would benefit. All funeral professionals know the funeral directors of today may be the funeral customers of tomorrow. Our friends and neighbors know us, they know us better than we know ourselves. They know our secrets, they hear our conversations, public and private. When we proclaim how grateful we are to be servants of the community, do they believe it? Most often, loyalty will indicate they do.My dog Bo is as loyal as they come. The water is never too cold, never too deep, and the duck is never too far away for him to bring it directly to my hand. In return, he receives all of the care, love and belly rubs he desires. I believe by eliminating the customer and focusing on the loyalty, all would benefit. All funeral professionals know the funeral directors of today may be the funeral customers of tomorrow. Our friends and neighbors know us, they know us better than we know ourselves. They know our secrets, they hear our conversations, public and private. When we proclaim how grateful we are to be servants of the community, do they believe it? Most often, loyalty will indicate they do.

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jinkxmonsoon as a space-pirate performing “Mein Herr” at the Bacon Strip in Seattle with Tim Tation

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Jinkx Monsoon  with Tim Tation at Bacon Strip 2010

[xeyeti]

#2072 – Secretarial Sorry there was no new comic yesterday. I came down with allergies something fierce, and went to sleep around 6:00 and woke up sometime the next morning. Anyway, tell me Tim Tation isn't exactly what Trump is looking for in his next Secretary of Homeland Security.

[xeyeti]

#1798 – The Devil’s Hirelings It's hard to find good help in Hell, I imagine.

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#1684 – Metatron I mean, six wings? Totally excessive.

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#1683 – Crivens! Waily: A general cry of dismay or fear.

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#1682 – Weekend at Bernie’s I mean, folks would probably notice the lack of head.