#tim doesnt care if his hair gets wet so kon has to come up with other systems

[mamawasatesttube]

YJ timkon at first we’re at each other’s throats, but now they are besties who adore each other and anyone who talks shit abt the other in front of them would get decked

Tim would never insult Kon’s intelligence he’d be the one with a 20 slide PowerPoint explaining how smart and capable his bf is

honestly you know, i think given how much kon calls himself stupid, tim might institute a system like i have with my besties, wherein when one of us says smth cruel abt themself the other nearest friend smacks them. its an incredible deterrent it really makes your friends start noticing before automatically saying shit like "im killing myself" at minor inconveniences. 10/10 would recommend the slappy hands technique

of course, tim can't just smack kon because it wouldn't actually be a threat against an invulnerable guy. therefore instead i posit he carries around a spray bottle and threatens to spritz kon in the face, thereby ruining his carefully-styled hair, every time he says something mean about himself.

(kon, incredulous: you just dropped your scrambled eggs and said death can't take you soon enough????)

(tim: this ain't about me. 🔫)