#tim after seeing danny: ...i would also like a spirit halloween ring

[depravedmicrowave]

Steph would be the Robin to agree with that crazy scheme. If only to have subtle bragging rights and the ability to outrank Jason. It’s a long con but she loves it

Ghost Prince Danny except he is incredibly tired and annoying of all the marriage proposals that keep coming his way. He doesn't want to date anybody, much less marry then.

Especially when it's most likely a ghost who has been around longer than he's been alive.

Pariah Dark can only do so much to keep these proposals at bay, since he was only let on for as long as he didn't do his whole tyrant thing. So he couldn't even brute force it.

Mountains of marriage proposals genuinely make him consider if the Ghost King could go on just a little bit of a tyrant spree.

All of that changed, however, when he realized that since he's half-human he could totally just choose from someone among his age to fill in as his spouse. Can't be Sam because they broke up and decided they were better as friends, couldn't be Tucker cause he already had someone.

So who...?

Then he was summoned, which is weird because he doesn't know who would summon him instead of the King but eh. Then he saw him, the perfect marriage candidate and totally wasn't chosen because he was told they brought him a suitable spouse to keep him bound to this world or whatever.

Robin is the perfect marriage candidate for him, he's obviously a warrior with him beating up cultists as soon as he was free, he was in a totally different realm than him and he was near his age!

Which meant he didn't have to do the whole 'love' portion of this whole marriage thing! He could just get him to agree, go back to his home realm and then wouldn't have to worry a bit about more marriage proposals!

Did he mention that he didn't actually have to do the whole love thing?

Now to just get Robin to actually agree to being his spouse....