#tiktok contemt

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Anyone else get this simmering sense of horror at the fact that fics are getting spoken of and about on platforms like tiktok?

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If i had tiktok i would post the most high quality drawings of my no helmet Vander design with one of those odetari thirst post music in the background and this way i can get the guards trending again. Little do the tiktok people know is that it would be my elaborate plan to slowly feed them my hcs about the guards and implant the brainrot in their heads too, and just like that there would be an influx in guard posts and then someone's art would breach containment on twitter and then rhtc will find out about the collective guard simping and join in AND THEN the reddit rh users will find out about it and SOON ENOUGH by popular demand the wiki admjns will start documentinh guard dialogues which would then give people a thing to base their headcanons on and soon the tumvlr fandom will grow bigger and there will be so much fanart of them that it wlbecomes impossible to see all of it and then the confession blogs will be made the rp blogs will be made and the official rh writers will make write more guard dialogue with more guard lore and then after the golden era of contemt we will reach a point where all pf them start to get mischaracterized there will be shipping discourse and then it would get worse by coming a full circle to the twinkification of the guards and once everyone os fed up they will take some rando's art of Oliver in y2k outfit and post it on twitter calling it out and it would get a 100k likes and it would become the most insufferable fandom on socmed

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Elaborating on this cause I don't mean worring about 'omg don't talk about your porn in public' smth smth but rather 'aren't the content on those platforms monetized' smth smth.

Anyone else get this simmering sense of horror at the fact that fics are getting spoken of and about on platforms like tiktok?