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narcopathyfiles · 12 days ago

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honestly doesn't even take nearly as much effort as i imagined because most cishet men Will not genuinely pay attention to anything feminine shaped beyond the surface visuals. it's been like my special interest to arrange that in specific ways and see what happens

cishets are so pathetic about gender i wish i realized that before. you can literally get dudes to do things for you if you're just really girly

#you don't need to try that hard to appeal to them in attitude they for real don't listen. just nodding and smiling is more than enough #a lot of the time. asking braindead follow up questions is a great bonus #no need to do anything to your voice as long as you're not screaming #straight hair sadly makes a huge difference. i bet long hair works wonders too but i'm not doing that #i don't think the quality of the makeup matters that much if it looks good from a distance. my foundation is one shade too light lol #But it does matter a bit whether it matches your undertone or not. if it matches you can get away with non perfect shade matches way better #blush is good if 'natural'#eyebrows don't matter that much as long as they're groomed tbh #nails matter but only whether they exist or not. longish (about one inch longer than fingertip) rounded shapes seem to be the safest bets #i get press ons i glue on when i go out bc i can't be fucked to deal with long nails in everyday life. nobody bats an eye #i even got a compliment.#tights are great if you can't be fucked to shave. pair with high waisted skirt and heels at any length you can tolerate and it's peak #colors don't seem to matter that much as long as they suit you. i don't think it matters too much if you have a like 'good' complexion tho #small purse is a great bonus.#so is smelling good but it's not that deep if you don't have body odor you're good.#<- some of the mental notes i took so far because i got too genuinely fascinated 😭

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