#thx jae for tagging me lol

[lesbian-stu-macher]

I’ve been chained to the siren for over 2 years, and I’ll tell you a couple things most coffee places do that Starbucks does Not just off the top of my head:

milk: espresso drinks other than a flat white or anything that specifies the milk (ie brown sugar oatmilk shaken espresso) is made with 2% rather than whole milk, which is what most real cafes use. your latte will have a creamier texture if it’s made with whole milk! (My guess on why they do this is 2% is cheaper but i cant be certain on that)

syrup options: more specifically SUGAR FREE options. we used to carry other sugar free syrups, but the only one we carry now is vanilla. huge limitations for those who are diabetic or otherwise need sugar free options. almost every other coffee shop i’ve been to carries sugar free options, and often their syrups taste better! they also carry fun things like raspberry!

prices: jesus christ. i often do the promoset for the next season’s launch and half the time i have to change a bunch of menu cards because they decided to up the price on something already expensive. where i am, cake pops are now $4. trust me, it’s not worth it.

wrong type of pitchers: if you ever want cool latte art? go to an actual coffee shop. the pitchers we use make it difficult to make any latte art- and even in the rare times we can, we have to slap a lid on it so you can’t see it anyways.

creative drinks: a more local shop can experiment more and offer fun drinks. we don’t do that because that makes it hard to be consistent across other stores (ie. You can order a snowflake latte at one store and they know what you mean, but go to a different one ten minutes away and they’ll have no clue what you mean). Us baristas are very creative people and we want to show you all sorts of frankenstein creations we make!

quality control of food: I CANNOT STRESS THIS ONE ENOUGH. starbucks’s quality control for food is terrible. sandwiches will have extra bread or a small piece of bacon, at prices upwards of $5. it’s genuinely not worth it. i’ve never been to a local shop that didn’t have quality and consistent portions every time i went.

supporting local business! why support a money hungry company that supports israel when you can keep money in your community? i’ve met owners of these shops where things like their own coffee shop were just a dream at one point, and now they can make a living off of it.

that got longer than expected, but TL/DR; there are so many reasons to support your local coffee shop than a zillion dollar corporation like starbucks.

it’s so easy to find them too! simply going into your maps app and looking up ‘coffee’ or even going to a starbucks and asking the baristas (trust me, we drink a lot of coffee and often times bring in coffee from our shop of choice) where they like to go!

It’s just funny to me when ppl complain about where they’re supposed to get coffee if they can’t go to Starbucks like have you ever gone to a small cafe it will literally blow your dick clean off you will never want to go to a large coffee chain ever again

[serendibidibidis]

Bias tag

The wonderful (my favorite) @forvictorymyeverything tagged me... (I don't know how the fuck it's gonna work HAHA)

But the rules are list 10 biases from 10 DIFFERENT groups (WHEN they already found my loophole) I high key found a loophole and it's in italics. Because those aren't actually apart of the list.

(These aren't in any order or anything)

1. Gfriend - Yuju (she's probably the closest thing to a bias I have lol)

2. Bts - (the only time I have a slight fave is when) Suga (raps ngl)

Exo - Suho

Exo M - Lay

Exo K - Kai

Exo Cbx - xuimin

Block B - Zico

Block B balstarz - Ukwon

3. 4minute - HyunA

Triple H - E'dawn

Pentagon - Hui

4. Super junior - Cinderella Kim Heechul (LATELY THO I'VE BEEN MAD SWERVING AND I'm READY TO FIGHT)

5. Block B (shall we dance era) definitely Ukwon. (Lmao every era lowkey. But the whole group is my bias. I just cry a little bit more when I see him. I think it's his dogs tbh)

I'M GENUINELY STRUGGLING

Seventeen... lol

NCT.... haha

6. Got7 - Jaebum (it changes. So fucking fast, I'm so unloyal to my "Bias")

7. Day6 - listen. I knew who young K was before he was even in Korea. But no I had to fucking bias the one who "left" then I was like alright jae we're allergic to the same stuff.. But then you got the rest of the band fucking Roasting jae's ass. And telling him to speak in Korean (my favorite) not to mention Wonpil's smile that is fact check: brighter than my future. But Young K is the real reason I even know about Day6 so at the end of the day Young K has to take the title...

8. Exo - my og bias left, then my 2nd bias left, then my 3rd bias left... y'all are tripping if you think I'm willing to risk it by picking a 4th

9. Topp dogg - all of my biases fucking left my dudes. But lowkey have biased everyone that's left because they're all angels who deserve love and support so please stop sleeping on them.

(I feel bad for the lack of girl groups on my list but I can't pick girl biases, they're all my bias.)

10. Monsta X - Wonho gets me in my feels a lot because he talks about wanting a partner who loves ramen noodles a lot.. And that's basically all I eat so I feel like I bias his ramen more than I bias him (mainly cause I don't fucking bias him. I.m. lowkeys been giving me a run for my money lately.. & I don't even have any money. So that says some shit.)

But yeah that was the hardest tag of my life. (Pls don't actually take it seriously and come for my throat thx)

I'm gonna tag anyone who i remeber asking me 'who's your bias' because I'm petty that way.

@mybrainsamess (didn't ask I'm just genuinely curious), @wonpillily , @day6ibnida , @brownpigment , @thecoolmrsokamura15 , I feel like I'm missing someone... But yeah that's it be safe have a good day/night.

[sf9pentagoner]

20 Followers You Want To Get To Know tag

Tagged by my dude @cutieyoungbin thx

RULES: Complete the questions then tag 20 of your followers.

1. Nicknames: Ellie, but you can also call me 연정 (Yeonjeong)

2. Gender: Female

3. Star sign: Cancer

4. Height: Don’t know, don’t care.

5. Hogwarts House: Slytherin

6. Favourite animal: Elephant

7. Average hours spent sleeping: 5.5

8. Dogs or cats: Dogs. All cats hate me.

9. Dream Trip: Spending New Year’s in South Korea and attending that New Year’s Eve countdown concert.

10. Dream job: Either an English teacher in South Korea or a psychologist.

11. When I made the account: This account was made on the 9th of October 2016, but I wasn’t a part of it until the 5th of November 2016. I took ownership in April, and didn’t get my shit together until June.

12. Why I made this account: I didn’t make it, lol, but I joined because I’d always wanted to be a part of this kind of blog and my other bias group already has, like, 20384 blogs like this for them.

13. Number of followers: 1592 as I write :)

You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but I tag @jae-yoonie @i-got-jams-chogiwa @princeshushu @kpopluna @hoshi-yoshi-bae @puppychanii @akamybae @shinwonderful @12345cats @unicorns24804 @watashiwakoko THIS ISNT 20 BUT IM GETTIN TIRED

(If any of you aren’t actually following me I’m sorry but I’m just tagging mutuals and people who’ve liked a lot of my stuff.)

[taeboos]

BIAS TAG GAME

I was tagged by @idontknowibangtagon (thank you cutie!!!! <3) 

Rules: Go to this site and enter in your top ten biases from any groups and randomize them. The order they are displayed to you becomes their number (this just ensures that the process is random) and you just have to choose between the biases for each scenario!

Biases: (as given to you by randomizer)

Jae Park (Day 6)

G-Dragon (BIGBANG)

Taemin (SHINee)

Park Jimin (BTS)

Kim Taehyung (BTS)

Mark Tuan (GOT7)

Min Yoongi (BTS)

Park Chanyeol (EXO)

Minho (SHINee)

Kihyun (Monsta X)

Scenarios: (don’t worry, there is a question for every combination of biases (also, I randomized the pairs) and you don’t have to explain your answer, that’s just the way I am lol)

Go to a baseball game with 4 or 10. Jimin or Kihyun.  Jimin, bc like idk it would be super cute with him in a baseball hat and him just getting excited idk my bby 

Play a game of twister with 1 or 7. Jae Park or Min Yoongi. sHIET mAN I really wanna say yoongi but i think im gonna go with Jae on this bc I can imagine him just seriously having so much fun and would tease me a lot and make jokes igjldsijgls

Eat ramen at 2am with 2 or 8. G-Dragon or Park Chanyeol.  lol I am gonna have to go with GD on this bc he’d probably be the best person to hang around in the middle of the night who knows what might go down lol

Watch a Disney movie in theaters with 5 or 10. Taehyung or Kihyun. kiM TAEHYUNG MY BABY SCREAMS 

Go hiking with 5 or 9. Tae or Minho. Taehyung, bc I just?? I love him so much?? and we’d probably get lost but its ok bc we’re together??? 

Swim with the sharks with 4 or 5. Park Jimin or Tae. Jimin bc he could crush the sharks with his thighs if they try to eat us lmfao 

Swim with the dolphins with Yoongi or Kihyun. MIN YOONGI YES OMG

Fall asleep talking a 4am with 3 or 9. Taemin or Minho. Minho, idk ok it be so cute i can imagine it and now im cryin

Wake up next to 2 or 7. GD or Yoongi.  YooNGI holy hell id just die everymoring he’d be sleeping still when i wake up and i could just look at his flawless face not wanting him to wake up and when he does he catches me looking and then teases me djgklsgjlsj fUcjdkljfl

Be stuck in rush hour traffic with 4 or 9. Jimin or Minho. id k man um I think im gonna go with jimin bc I think he’d be most chill and would try to make the situation better by trying to make me laugh bc ill prob be the one stressing lmao 

Build a snowman with 7 or 8. Yoongi or Chanyeol. LOL um damn why can’t i choose both??? T-T......I’m gonna choose Chanyeol bc I think Yoongi would just get cold and complian about how ugly the snowman will be lol and Chan would be really cute and the afterward would be us pelting each other with snowballs and then going to snuggle with some hot chocolate next to a fire later dammit im crying

Spend a day baking with 5 or 7. Taehyung or Yoongi. dAmMIT wHOSE I DEA wAS IT TO PUT MY TOP TWO BIASES TOGETHER T-T.....idk idk idk but I think I’m gonna go with Taehyung bc ULT but also I think it’d be real cute but we’d literally be more interested the cookie dough and cake batter than the final product lmao and tbh we’d probably totally forget about the cookies bc we fell asleep cuddling and they’d burn and then we’d be like “well what do with these???” and we’d pack them up and give them to Jimin lmfao 

Be stranded on a desert island with 2 or 9. GD or Minho. I’m going with GD on this one bc he’d be the one to be more chill and relaxed (i think???) and plus he’d make good company we’d probably go hiking and since im physically challenged he’d have to give me a piggy back ride back the way we came lol

Be hit by a car by 1 or 9. Jae or Minho. JAE COULD RUN ME OVER WITH A CAR ANY DAY 

Hit 3 or 4 with a car. Taemin or Jimin. wtf is this question no (im sorry but if i had to choose im sorry taemin ur getting hit bc i can’t run over jimin ;-;) 

Kiss 4 or 8 in the moonlight. Jimin or Chanyeol. I’m gonna go with Chanyeol for this bc like jimin is shorter than me Chanyeol would be super cute and romantic and it’d be like that princess kiss like I’ll stand on my toes to kiss him but im almost as tall so it won’t bc much so our noses would just “boop” and it’d be really cute and he’d kiss me so sweetly and uGH *melts* 

Dance in the rain with 2 or 4. GD or Jumin. ADGJLJSGLSKGJSJLKDG IDK IDK IDK IDK I THINK IM GONNA GO WITH JIMIN OK 

Be kidnapped with 1 or 5. Jae or Taehyung. I WILL TIE UP AND PUT DUCK TAPE OVER MY MOUTH MYSELF AND THROW MYSELF AT TAEHYUNG BYE 

Arm wrestle 1 or 3. Jae or Taemin. Jae, I’d probably loose no matter who I choose but i’d be more happy about it lmao 

Go to an art museum with 3 or 5. Taemin or Taehyung. Taehyung omg we’d be that couple who’d want to touch the sculptures like put arms around the necks of those naked sculptures yeah u know the ones and we’d almost get kicked out lolol

Have a picnic with 2 or 3. GD or Taemin. I hate these questions rip me im gonna go with Taemin

Buy a puppy with 1 or 10. Jae or Kihyun. Jae, bc like idk just Jae lol

Get a forehead kiss from 7 or 9. Yoongi or Minho. Yoongi thanks bye

Pick up 2 or 6 from the airport at 5am. GD or Mark. Mark, that’s my bby i’d do anything for that boy i swear 

Go on a roadtrip with 3 or 8. Taemin or Chanyeol. Chanyeol, because i really love Chanyeol ok like wow having a roadtrip with him would consist of so many cuddles in hotels and eating out and sightseeing and he’d be driving and i’d be asleep in the passenger seat and he’d just smile and carry me asleep to the next hotel room gjkdlgjlsdgj

Have an all night study session with 6 or 8. Mark or Chanyeol. Mark, bc we won’t be actually studying we’d be looking at memes instead and i’d fail and i’d blame him but it would be alright bc we had snakes and it was a good time 

Sing karaoke with 8 or 10. Chanyeol or Kihun. Chanyeol, bc like damn i think i’d die and get embarassed and he’d be all cute and encourage me to keep going and compliment me all the time and we’d be sweet duo ok lol idk 

Climb a tree with 6 or 9. Mark or Minho. Mark lmaooooo 

Go to the zoo with 2 or 5. GD or Taehyung. OH MY GOD TAEHYUNG fUCKK that boy would be trying to touch all the animals he’s want to pet them all and he’d tell me that we are gonna snatch and raise that baby polar bear no one will stop us ok 

Go bowling with 3 or 6. Taemin or Mark. LOL man, Idk....Mark 

Have 1 or 8 do your make-up. Jae or Chanyeol. fuck man idk I think im gonan go with Jae this time lmaooo 

Swim in the rain with 4 or 7. Jimin or Yoongi. WOWOW UMMM I think Jimin bc like idk I feel like Yoongi would want to be inside when its raining and be chilling and me and jimin will be the adventerous ones lol idk plus i think jimin would be so aesthetically pleasing while swimming in the rain???? 

Share your favorite food with 6 or 10. Mark or Kihun. Mark, bc he is my bby ok

Go ice skating with 1 or 4. Jae or Jimin.  Jae, bc just Jae i love him and something about this scenario makes me lean towards him im not sure why tho yet

Get lost on vacation with 2 or 10. GD or Kihyun. jfkldsgjkldsjglkds mY dUDE ugh Kihyun 

Get locked out of your car in the middle of nowhere with no cellphone signal with 4 or 6. Jimin or Mark. Jiminnnnn

Rob a bank with 5 or 8. Taehyung or Chanyeol. >.> uGH this choice is killing me i think im going with Taehyung tho, even tho this would end badly no matter who i choose lmao 

Have 8 or 9 write a song about you. Chanyeol Minho. SCREAMS CHANYEOL GJKDSGKSLGKSJGJKSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Be embraced by 9 or 10 after you cry. Minho or Kihyun. omg Minho id cry ok

Have 6 or 7 cook for you. Mark or Kihun. Mark, i trust him with cooking more lmao sorry Kihyun 

Have 1 or 2 be your sidekick. Jae or GD. GD HOLY HELL WE’D BE SO BADASS YASS IM HERE FOR THIS 

Star in a K-drama with 1 or 6. Jae or Mark. mgklgmlkfgsgksldg mARK 

Build a dresser from Ikea with no instructions with 3 or 7. Taemin or Kihyun. Kihyun lmao rip 

Be in a zombie apocalypse with 5 or 6. Taehyung or Mark. cHong chugin BALsa !!!! Taehyung. We’ll blast them to bits babe we got this we are a dynamic duo here to kick zombie ass 

Run a YouTube channel with 3 or 10. Taemin or Kihyun. I have no idea what we would base the channel on but i think im gonna go with Taemin here lol

HOLY HELL THIS TOOK FOREVERRRR 

So yeah im sorry bc it took me forever to finish this lol so anywhoo, I’m gonna tag: @parked-jimins @blamebangtan @boyfriend-sushi @lonely-doki @pastelunnie @ssweetshine @summersdaytae @fairynams @mylifeiskpoptrash 

[xoyixing]

Top 15 Kpop songs in 2016 challenge

Indirectly tagged by @hosshit and girl I’m taking this cause i’m bored. lmao.

Took me like 3 days to do this.

I’ll probs just take these mostly from my Spotify cause I mostly listen in the car (and jam) and just some songs that I love a bunches. Also I’m so bad at explaining why I like things cause it’s basically judged on how hype I get lmao.

*disclaimer tho* I couldn’t really pick the order exact so i really just love all these songs and couldn’t really list them so just think of them equally lol.

1. Platonic Love - SNUPER  Song is so fucking groovy and makes me wanna dance forever. 

2. All In - Monsta X  Out of all the songs this year and it was either this or Queen but this song and dance get me so hype so yeah.

3. Blood Sweat & Tears - BTS This goes without saying so. moving on

4. Secret Time - SPICA Their vocals are amazing and it’s a nice up-beat song.

5. Over - TWOX If you don’t know this song then check it out ^^ and you’ll understand lol.

6. Dynamite - VIXX Trying to pick only one song was difficult but dammit this makes me dance.

7. Hard Carry - Got7 You dance to this guaranteed 100%. Also Jackson’s ab shot had nothing to do with my decision.

8. Dancing King - Yoo Jae Suk X EXO Song about dancing which I love so I love it. Also Yoo Jae Suk is amazing like come on. And Lay looks so fucking adorable man fuck.

9. HookGa - HIGH4 20 I really get down to this while driving or doing anything really.

10. Liar Liar - Oh My Girl  Took a while to grow on me but i definitely dance the “liar liar liar” part no matter what.

11. Lonely Ft. Eddy Kim - Kanto Kanto’s raps and dance moves lmao and Eddy’s voice just yes.

12. Fanfare - SF9 This song is so good and they all look so great and I just love it thx.

13. Gorilla - Pentagon If you don’t shout the “OH!” in the beginning, did you really listen to the song??? Really tho. And Hui and Jinho’s parts give me LIFE.

14. Exquisite! - CocoSori  I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING. I LOVE THIS SONG WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE. LOVE COCOSORI PLEASE EVERYONE.

15. The Eye - Infinite My faves and I love them forever ;~;

Since I mostly picked dancing songs lmao, some others are: A Lie - B1A4 Bermuda Triangle - Zico, Dean, Crush 2nd Thots - Jay Park White Girl - Monsta X RAP LINE SINGING Y’ALL COME ON. I need I.M to sing me to sleep jfc U - KNK All the songs by MOBB frfr and their solos.

I guess I’ll tag some of y’all cause I want to see what y’all like ^^

@evon90, @poodleprince, @teddyjong, @squeakyjimjam LIKE ANY MUTUALS YES HI I WANNA SEE.