#thx for the ask anon <3 sorry I cannot deliver sarahslider it was too cheesy even for me even though i still love that idea so much

[compacflt]

no, no, nooo!!! Compacflt, please, you can’t just tell us that Slider marries Sarah in 2022, and leave us hanging like this with no other info… 😭💔 For some reason (maybe, ‘cause I’ve placed EDTS Sarah on a nice little pedestal in my mind), when Slider was all Ooo, Tom’s sister is pretty, I thought: Nah, son. She ain’t falling for you. She’s ✨Sarah✨. And here we are!!! 🙀🤧 I love Slider with my whole heart, I do, but for Sarah?… I don’t know why I thought that maybe it’s a long shot? 🤡🤯 I guess, like me, Tom’s gonna be a teeny-tiny bit surprised and then, enormously pleased?

see this post for why my vision of sarah is just an author self-insert… she’s not antimilitary she just ends up a normie lib like me (so slider is not an immediate no-go for her & she gives him a chance)

the actress who plays her is unreasonably pretty imo (and yes ik she’s supposed to be ices wife, who gives a shit, she’s out of his league by several timezones)

there was a reason i cut the “slider marries Sarah” plot point lmfao it was too cheesy even for me (even if in my own heart of hearts that’s what ends up happening, and, yes, ice is like what? And then he’s like omfg no way [overjoyed])

i just want them to be Family okay