#throwing myself in front of a bus
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tennis-kittens · 2 months ago
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Andrea Vavassori & Sara Errani • US Open 2024 Mixed Doubles R1
The comfort mixed doubles pairing i needed 🥹❤️
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hi ari :)
YOU WANT ME DEAD .
ohhhhhhhhhh my god doomed doomed bloodied knight it was worse than i thought ….. i need him severely…….. 😞😞 alexis what do we think about knight!argenti x royalty!reader . him and the monarch he’s sworn himself to ……. kisses your hand and lets you hold onto his arm and bloodies himself so you don’t have to lift a finger . i think he is devoted to you to a dangerously unhealthy degree <3
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unfortunatelyevent · 8 months ago
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me when wtnv ep 245
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arakiincel · 4 months ago
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i don’t wanna work 7 hours tmrw i’m TIRED
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cashewbenoit · 7 months ago
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can’t have SHIT in toronto
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daz4i · 7 months ago
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it's been so long since i had to take a bus on a regular basis i forgot abt this extremely annoying phenomenon of missing it by like, 30 seconds, and seeing it pass right in front of your eyes before you get to cross the road, and then seeing it standing at the stop light 20 meters from the station while you wait for the next one. smh
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the-new-hip-priest · 5 months ago
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My beautiful, precious baby boy got hit by a car this morning. He was dead upon arrival at the vet. They called me completely out of the blue. I was genuinely having a pleasant morning, chatting about the latest Doctor Who episode and feeling reasonably confident that I could go another day without drinking. The light has gone from my life. We were meant to have another solid ten years together Jonesy. He was a fucking survivor! Someone tried to hang him for fucks sake. He was literally found wandering the streets with a bloodied rope tied around his neck. In spite of that, he was a gentle ginger giant. He liked saying 'hello' to people. He became a mini-celebrity in our neighborhood because he was so sociable and liked to strut down the fences like the little model he was. He was taller than average, a natural red head, had a selection of pale keloid scars, and was always a little congested, exactly like his Mother. He was my specific cat that I found and I paid to rescue. And now he's fucking dead. We didn't even get two years together. He didn't make double digits. He shouldn't have been outside without supervision, but I don't live with him any more. Blame is pointless, he isn't coming back. Obviously, I've relapsed. I mean, I relapsed a few weeks ago and I was too ashamed to even address it on here. But today, everyone knows I'm drinking, and not a single person is judging me. I can't bring myself to post photos right now. The other cats in my life both lived into their late teens and died of natural causes. Jonesy was a big fucking baby. Jonesy should still fucking be here.
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belialjones · 30 days ago
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the amount of times I feel like such a fucking luddite/grandpa between work and the rest of the world. do I need higher standards? I like things on paper print outs, not tablets. I feel slightly insane because I like a clipboard and not a tablet. like go fuck yourself with your stylus and various apps maybe?
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pierregaslays · 6 months ago
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“you’re handling this so well” thanks! i’m hoping if i pretend it didn’t happen it’ll go away 🤪
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jiminy-crickets · 7 months ago
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yay we get one (1) more florida home game!!!!!!!! because we are going to win in 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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usersukuna · 7 months ago
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but anyway.
thank fuck fanfics exist and god bless all the fanfic writers.
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arowithanotp · 2 years ago
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I rewatched the little mermaid honestly so I could make fun of the remake accurately (maybe play a lil scrip doctor), but holy shit I ADORE Ariel.
Not like when I was a kid when I wanted to be Ariel. I want to protect her and just watch her be happy. I will die for her. She is SO FRIGGIN CUTE.
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She just likes human stuff ! She just has a massive allo teen girl crush on a guy and I love that for her ! She just wants her dad to listen to her ! She is a sixteen year old girl trying to carve out a place in the world where she can be herself !
She is just so full of love and curiosity and excitement and yeah she does stupid shit but she’s SIXTEEN. It is insane to watch her go from a pissed off teen LONGING to be understood and valued to being so at ease in the human world. She finds her place and she spends the last 30 minutes or so fighting to keep it.
Look at this face and tell me you wouldn’t move heaven and earth to just GIVE HER LEGS DAMMIT.
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something-tofightfor · 2 years ago
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Just went through 25 minutes of “where the fuck is my debit card i haven’t seen it since Saturday and i hope no one’s using it to buy stupid shit” fear only to find - after dumping everything out of my purse and ripping every single thing out of my wallet - that the stitching on the inside of my purse is loose and it slipped through there and was UNDER the lining where i couldn’t feel it.
Crisis averted.
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idontknowiknow · 1 year ago
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I love to take the bus because I can play on my phone (and get so so motion sick) and don't have to park. I need to take the bus more often because it has become dark and everything is unrecognisable and I become panicky that I don't know where I am. The bus does not go the way I drive. However I just passed my normal supermarket. I have passed through the shadow of the valley of death
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gildingthelily · 2 years ago
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i usually cry like a normal human amount at the sam and henry storyline in the games but that shit literally is fucking me up so bad i literally feel like my head is going to explode .
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agenttexsflippedshit · 2 years ago
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I wish my coworkers understood that I am trying my best to actually ask for help like a human being but if they ignore me my “hey I need help” turns into “I’m going to chew my own hand off so I don’t have to do this anymore” super fucking quick
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