#thrill to pagal hai

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um, scaring me right off the bat.

oh boy, he has a Raima Remembrance Box.

where in india can a girl just fall asleep on a public bench like this? brb, promptly moving to that city.

i like younger rohit's floofy hair much more than the elvis bouffant he's sporting now.

ha, knew he didn't throw it away. bas mummy ko heart attack dene ke liye bola tha.

speaking of mummy.... god i love her. she's so soft, and loves him so much. but she recognizes this is something he has to do by himself.

yup, she coming back to put your "hamesha special rahogi" daava to the test.

i just realised who she looks like; a mixture of additi gupta and juhi parmar and ragini khanna. esp in these present waale scenes, there’s a lot of resemblance to juhi/ragini!

called it that “mamaayi” is her daak naam. but surely rohit would know her daak naam? like..... it's not such a stretch for him to search under the daak naam as well, if he was actively looking for her.

pulki doesn't look suuuuuuuper thrilled at this place, it's no sukhmani sippy hospital, but bless his heart, he's making do.

you can see the trepidation and guilt on sona's face tho.

woop. there is it. pulki wants to know what’s up and why she isn’t asking rohit for the internship help.

just tell him, sis. like, isko bolne mein kya harj hai??? he knows everything anyway.

ouffffffff itnaaaaaaaaa lambaaaa kheench rahein hai yeh sceneeeeeeee.

she knows her by her real name, not parvati. so is she like some tellywood superfan whose been following sona's career since her supporting role days, or did sona run her over afterall??? but like, if the accident was bad enough to put her into a coma for 4 years, would she be capable of knowing who ran her over? like, it would have happened in a split second, surely too fast to identify the driver? or is this some kinda ESP powers she’s developed, that she knows this is rohit's sonakshi???? OR DOES SHE KNOW SONAKSHI SOME OTHER WAY ALTOGETHER?????? WHAT'S THE DEAL HERE?????

lmaooooooooooooo dr. dimpyyyyyy, for the love of godddddd.

snort. idhar kuch aur hi chutiyaapa.

oh shut up, you snake.

sona like ohhhhh rly? but she's too nice to say anything.

"sonakshi bhi aa gayi, aur sumit bhi aa gaya. ab mere flat ki EMI ka tension, khatam." pffffffft.

lol, lo aa gaya yeh, beizzati karwaane.

sona’s expression be like show ko chod, main tumhe hi na aag lagaa doon, kameene????

sona - 1, sumit - 0.

[kajol voice from k3g] "dosti??????????"

asklfjdslgjdfjlf this dheent fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me, putting up with men in general.

oh boy, why's he bringing rohit up?????

 "uska bas chale toh tumhe z security mein rakhe."

no sumit, uska bas chale toh woh jaake z security training leke khud sona ka bodyguard ban jaaye.

lmaoooooooo fucker. this horrible, hilarious, fucker. daksh khurana ke baad yeh pehla kameena mila hai jiski harkatein dekhne mein itnaaaaa mazzaaaa aata hai.

"kyun thappad khaane waali harkatein kar rahe ho?"

coz he has the confidence of an iron-clad contract, sona.

sona is a wholeass mood today. all the men in her life (other than shankar) are being a goddamn pain.

dr. surgeon forgetting patients’ names and all. abhi se yeh haal hai toh agle hafte se best not to come to work and put a lotta ppl at risk.

oh god, rehearsal kar raha hai.

"dekho sonakshi... tum bhi akeli ho, main bhi akela hoon, agar hum log, y’know, saath mein aisa, plan kar le, toh hum akele nahi rehenge na. simple."

dear god. someone save him from himself.

"uski serial mein kaise bolta hoga uska hero?"

hotstar pe dekh lo na. kuch toh research karo, dr. surgeon!!!!

i am dr. dimpy.

omg he was actually recording himself. yeh kisi na kisi ke toh haath padne waala hai.

who tf is so self obsessed to put their own pic as whatsapp bg??? koi is bande ka 10% confidence aur self-love dede mujhko.

deepa has had it up to here with this idiot. she shall now take things into her own hands. bada mazzaaaaa aayega.

ugh shady fuckers.

outdoor shoot???? ugh god pariiiiiiiiii what are you even doing?????

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pffffffffffft.

"pagal toh nahi ho gaya hoon main?"

hahahahahaha @ tulsi sweetly nodding in affirmation, as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.

LMAO ROHIT. YOU ADORABLE IDIOT.

lol the awkward chair shuffle.

the tension in here can be cut with a knife. ay-y-y.

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looks like sona's breakup plans have been soundly rejected. and forgotten. just look at the hope in her eyes.

but "tumhare saath bohut comfortable hoon" isn't really an inspiring confession of love???? let's hope whatever follows is more romantic than a statement you’d make to your long-time hairdresser.

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A Journey to Himalayas (Dev Bhumi)

Hii !! Friends here I am with my First destination. This trip was beyond travelling, happiness & enjoyment. I have started to see this world from a different and polished sight after finishing this & that’s how i realized that how travelling can bring huge difference in anyone’ life.  

Anu & Shruti was my partners for this amazing journey.  We spend the most magnificent 15 days together and explored the most beautiful places of India.

So we started our journey from ISBT Kashmiri Gate Delhi. We got our way from Delhi to Chandigarh by Volvo. We were heading towards Chandigarh with excitement, so many questions, joy and so on.

Chandigarh  to Shimla :

It was a comfortable journey and we reached to our first stop Chandigarh. Chandigarh is a beautiful & green city. We did not get a chance to stay there for long as another 1000 Kms. were waiting for us. So after a stay of 1 hour we started our journey for Shimla – the most known hill station of India. Almost 4 hours of beautiful drive with mesmerizing sight scenes  we reached Shimla .It was not very late in evening but because it is a hill station it get dark early .

Shimla -A short round up:

Shimla was looking beautiful, the mountains were filled with thousands of lights, and there was a fragrance in the air which made us to stay there for one night. We found a good hotel surrounded by hills and natural beauty for our night stay. Though we were tired but we actually got high on the air of Shimla and we decided to roam around and had the delicious food of Shimla from the local street vendors. We had the most delicious Momos here served with hot chili chutney, pudina chutney and white sauce, and serving was enough to keep us full in just Rs. 30. After visiting the main street of Shimla which is well known as Mall road we got our way back to hotel with beautiful memories of Shimla. We slept with a desire to wake up early to witness the sun rise of Shimla.

 Shimla – Sangla- Rakcham- Chitkul- Kalpa- Kinaur-Spiti - Tabo- Naco- Kaza- Key Monestry-Kibber .

As I told we wanted to witness the sunrise, but we got late by 00:30 minutes but still the city was having the beauty of that red sunlight which left us satisfied. We packed and started our journey with local Roadways bus to Reckong Peo (district headquarters of Kinnaur Valley) .Along the highway is the natural beauty of Satluj River, its valley and towering hills. High way was in a fair condition, except some bad patches due to the landslides that may occur anytime. Sometimes, when our bus was passing through a narrow section of the road and when we looked below, down to hundreds of feet, the fierce flow of Satluj can shiver your spine with thrill and excitement. Some snaps are here from our way :

                        The beauty and Vibrations of those places were making us to change our plans every next hour and finally we changed our decision and we three got down in the middle of our way and hired a local taxi driver for Chitkul .

   This place where we got down was actually near The Kailash , unexplored, away from the crowd of developed towns so pure and beautiful. We were stopping our cab almost every 100 meters,just  to witness God’s beautiful creations !! And I don’t know why it just came in my mind that why we all are after world tours, oversea trips ? It does not mean that I am against of the idea World Travel!! I just I mean why people want to pay a crock of gold when they can see something equally beautiful in their own country.

So let’s just continue and suddenly for 5 minutes all our excitement got down , when we saw a long queue of vehicles , standing and waiting for their turn to pass from hilly way which was half destroyed because of a recent land slide. We were thrilled and we started to talk to some local workers there with our never ending queries about the place.

The local people there were so simple and honest, we actually found an Old lady working there and we started to call her Nani Ji !! She was very much interested to click photographs with us and on this cost she provided us a number of useful information about the area, which actually helped us a lot during our stay. After a struggle of almost 2 hours workers there opened the way and we passed from that deadly road , by the time we crossed Sangla it was completely dark and the roads were looking quite horrified but we continue to head towards Rakcham.

 Rakcham & Chitkul :

Rakcham is relatively unknown place, located midway between two lesser unknown places, Sangla and Chitkul. The beauty of this small village with a population of 800 defies words – so I have tried using more of snaps than words.

The Village lies of left side of the main road and on the right gloriously flows the Baspa river. The force of water is not as menacing. At places, we could easily walk across to the other side, but as it was dark so we postponed the idea for our return way.

Since it was a spontaneous decision to halt at Rakcham, we approached the first logical shelter located at Chitkul end of the main road. It was seems an ok stay until we wake up in the morning and witness the extraordinarily fantastic view across our room window , which I want you to watch in updated video and this picture clicked  at 4 A.M  here and you can realize the joy we had.

As we were the first arrivals of the season, hotels were empty and we got really a good discount and from the owner of hotel we have arranged one Scorpio with Driver named Mr. Ballu which we used to call Ballu Bhaiya for rest of our journey. We had a great dinner as hotel owner offered food from his own kitchen.

Next day, the first agenda on our schedule was to visit the village, which was just across the road from the hotel. We have visited Kali and Shiva temples, are marvelous structure built by the local people.

 Villagers were extremely friendly .Ballu Bhaiya was a local from Rakcham ,he took us to his home and his wife given us some fresh Aple from their backyard garden with a local Himachali cap and according to Ballu Bhaiya I was looking like a Upri kinour ki Chokri ( snap I have put down ) we were overwhelmed receive those beautiful gifts. Here i am  with the local Himachali cap:

Then We started for Chitkul , at a drive time of about 45 min, at noon. Chitkul was very enjoyable and had abundant snow, Anu  and Shruti indulged in their mad monkey acts with thick layers of snow, some snaps of chitkul are here:

We spend almost 3 hours which gave me a lot of time to feel the valley and its charm. We all three were as quite as we were so astonished to see the creation of god!! With beautiful memories, silence, peace and an amazing feeling we started for Kalpa.

Kalpa :

Kalpa is a small town (rather village) surrounded by Apple orchards and beautiful landscapes. Two main paved roads cover the upper and lower part of this town. The major portion of this town is situated along the lower road. But all the good hotels are situated on the upper road And Since, it’s not a very famous destination in the conventional tourist circuit, the shortage of the rooms are not a problem in Kalpa so we decided to find a hotel later and started to visit the local temples and main market.

There are no particular sightseeing spots in Kalpa. You have to just walk along the upper road or on the lower road passing through the middle of apple orchards to enjoy the beauty of nature and solace of Kalpa. And we spent some time like this roaming arround and decided not to check in, instead we started our journey towards kaza from Kalpa.

Kalpa- Reckong peo- Nako

So we headed our way towards Kaza, we decided to stop at Poo and continue the journey for a night stay in Nako, but the locals told us that roads are blocked due to landslide and we couldn’t be able to make it today hence we chose to spend the night in Reckong Peo and decided to go to Poo and Nako next day.

So we wake up early morning had our breakfast from the little chef restaurant (it was good) amazing breakfast and started the journey for Poo & Nako. On our way we saw JCB machines were cleaning the roads which made us more excited and adventures for the upcoming journey.

The journey was so beautiful, it seemed like Satluj have joined us for the trip , it was flowing with us off the road, Iron and wooden Bridges, bumpy and destructed roads were making the scenes out of the world.  On first sight it was looking like a different planet we are running on.

Suddenly we guys were seemed lost, we were not talking to each other, scared of blinking even so we can’t miss the inch of this beauty .

The roads were too bumpy and suddenly we saw this funny sign board -Sorry for Ooh Ahh Ouch Inconvenience regretted!! That can make you smile after such a driving .

By the time we reached village names Dubling , the view of the valley got much better , we were able to see the snow on the peaks of the mountains .

 It was like we entered to Planet no. 2. The roads turned better and the mountain color , stone , sand was different here, But Satluj River remained  the same .I still remember Shruti said “ Kya pagal Nadi hai yaar , look at the flow man !!”   Give it a look:

  Finally we reached Nako , It was looking like a beautiful slot of green farms are welcoming us .

As we get down we three was hearing our heartbeat so clear in our ears , it may be because of the air pressure on height . And we were keep on saying “Yaar, kuch to ho raha hai !!”  So according to Shruti Madam it’s happening because I am hungry, So she took me to a local small café and we had yak milk tea and yak milk cheese Masala Omelet !! And it was not bad. Try this for sure on your visit to Nako.

So we started to explore the Village, It has a natural lake and a small Monastery.

So we spend almost 3 hours in the monastery, watching the new monastery and old as well. It was not allowed to capture the images of old monastery. 

Local People of Nako were amused to see us that you three girls came here alone!! I don’t know why but everyone is saying this to us including Ballu bhaiya. So we were treated slight different and people were behaving so nice with us , they offered us the most delicious peas , sweet as sugar . So Don’t forget to take your bunch when you visit this place next time .

After visiting all the places in Nako, we started to look for a guest house, and easily we found one. We were lucky enough to had our balcony room . That Balcony just gave us so many beautiful memories!! The hotel owner gave us an iron tub for the bonfire and then what we just drank , danced , ate and enjoyed the every bit of It .

  Nako – Tabo :

So next day we woke up early as it was so usual practice during this trip ,  Nako to Tabo is around another 2-2.5 hours and through the lovely valley with the Spiti river gorging through with huge flow, we just kept moving ahead.

 Again the view was fantastic and we enjoyed the adventure, drive ,air, peace and what not . We just loved this journey completely. See the enclosed and you can guess the level of our excitement.

 Here is the another one

Moving this way, we reached to Tabo, by around 5:30PM. Oh my God!! What a beautiful village it is. I was just too excited to visit this so we found a guest house, and we checked in quickly and put the luggage in the room. Without a small delay, we just rushed out of the room to have a view of the village.

The Tabo monastery considered to be one of the oldest and most important, was close and was to be opened next morning. So we decided to walk through the village.

We were just roaming around and we saw Far off in a mountain something is written in big big letters of some other language, after talking to Local people there got to know these are Tibetan letters, the name of the village Tabo.  Oh it’s just awesome.

 It was freezing there, but still the entire evening and during late night, we ended up roaming, gossiping with each other There were so many foreigners around our hotel .And because our hotel was having a small café , they all were there till late in the night , so we just sat together with born fire , Guitar , Books and other musical instruments  in café and enjoyed talked , danced , had delicious warm food .

Finally It was time for some sound sleep and way to go ahead the next day, so we three returned to our room and slept with so many plans in eyes for the next day.

The next day we got up early in the morning, Because morning time is very beautiful in Himachal we did not want to slip on that so immediately after waking up we left to explore some more places but within one hour we came back took bath , got ready and had a lovely and heavy breakfast from the hotel.

Our first target was to visit Tabo Monastery, So till the time the monastery temples were open, we saw the entire monastery.

Tabo Monastery is the oldest and the best monasteries in the entire spiti valley, It is huge with around 9 small temples and in a huge area. It was established more than  1000 years back.

Went back to the monastery, One of an old Monk helped us showed us all the 9 temples. Photography was not allowed inside. He showed us the different prayer halls, the different avatars of The Buddha, and also the next avatar of Buddha. Inside the temples it’s really dark. He showed us the different Buddhist gods and calligraphy of gods fighting the daemons in the walls.

    We went to every inch of the Monastery and  Shruti was just gone mad with the Holy gongs , running every time behind those gongs :

We went to few more places in the village, before around 10:00 AM it was time to leave for the next destination.

Tabo- Kaza

Our next destination was Kaza. Kaza is on height of 12000 ft.. Our Plan was to cover Kibber, Key Monastery the lovely town of Kaza. As we move towards, Kaza, the road becomes more beautiful, the valley becomes more adventurous and beautiful and we reach up more height. So we were stopping and capturing the selfies and pictures.

Normally it is not recommended to go at such heights if you have breathing problem or heart problem.

So around 11 O’clock we reached Kaza. Kaza is a lovely small city in the Spiti valley we checked in into a beautiful hotel, located at a nice location right beside the Kaza monastery. The Kaza Monastery was so beautiful and colorful. We almost spend 2 hours there. As we entered we hear a strange amazing sound coming right from the Monastery. These were monks who were praying and playing music trough their traditional instruments.  Unfortunately I have missed the video clip of this moment but here Is a beautiful picture of the Monastery.

    The view in front of the monastery was nowhere less than breathtaking. So Anu & Shruti started to pose and I became the photographer.

 As we were visiting the places nearby we saw a very beautiful and cute old lady, she was saying something to us but we didn’t understand the local language so we ended up clicking one picture:

 We continued to visit the several places, right beside the monastery there were seven holy gongs were in a line which was looking fantastic and I did not let this chance to go and clicked another snap of the journey, you can see the background , how clouds were playing hide & seek with us .

 You can see the stones near gongs , it was not usual ,There was something holy in Tibetan language was  written on those stones take a clear look here :

Time was stretching, as we had to cover Kibber also the same day. We started for Kibber around 14 KM from Kaza but because of height, it takes time to reach.

The plan was to cover Kibber and then Key Monastery (which is around 7 KM from Kaza). Key monastery was on way and sideways, so accordingly Ballu Bhaiya took us first to Kibber, while coming back we were to visit Key monastery.

 Kaza to Kibber and Keylong Monastery and Kaza return :

On our way from Kaza to Kibber , we found some snow near the road and after seeing those the monkeys inside us again woke up and we enjoyed there for 30 minutes with snow ,some of the moments are captured by Ballu Bhaiya.

   We reached Kibber, as we touched the milestone we realized it’s a trip of lifetime, we hugged each other opened our beer bottles and made a toast for this wonderful journey, as this was our highest destination and no other place can be better for this celebration.

     Kibber is almost at a height of around 14500 ft and a very beautiful village. I was surprised to see that how these small villages are fully developed. They have schools, developed houses, govt. offices even internet cafes also.

The overall view of Kibber was awesome.

We had our lunch here in a local café, which Shruti did not like much and anyone can guess this by watching this picture. She ordered thungpa :P !!

So after relaxing we started our journey again and our next destination was Key Monastery which is on way back to Kaza, but situated on slightly different direction. Situated at a height of around 13500 ft., Key Monastery is the largest monastery at such a hill top and is a tourist’s paradise.

The route to these monasteries are on the edges and quite dangerous. But it didn’t make much difference on us as we were too excited as The Key monastery at such a height provides another gorgeous view of the Spiti River. Apart from that, it is the biggest monastery at a hill top, and beautiful inside.

The monastery was looking like a king’s crown from far:

      And as we entered the main gate of the Key Gompa , I literally goose bumps with the serenity of that place:

 We spend some good time here with the monks here, they offered us a special kind of tea , but after watching this snap everyone was teasing s we had shorts of Rum:

We captured some more pictures here with the monks and the beauty of this place.

The entire coverage of Key monastery was done by around 6.00 PM and we were back on cab for Kaza.  We moved back to our hotel room, where we celebrated completion of this trip.  We have opened our special Chardeni which we bought for the moment, enjoyed and took a promise that every year we’ll plan something like this trip and will steel our escape from the routine things .Next day our journey was next day’s journey for Manali via Rohtang Pass and from Manali to Delhi back.   And like this we have finished our trip on a good note.

And now after 2 years of this trip still we see pictures and got that feeling back.  And I highly recommend all the girls and boys out there to just go and enjoy the breathtaking beauty and adventure of The Himalayas.

It’s worth going once in entire life. So go and write me all your stories , make them interesting by let yourself free  and never forget to share these delights with me

Waiting for all the stories. Thanks & Regards Richa Gujaria 

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Watch: ‘Thrill To Pagal Hai’ by Jai Matt, Dr. Srimix based on ‘Boli Si Surat’ from Dil to Pagal Hai Song’

Watch: ‘Thrill To Pagal Hai’ by Jai Matt, Dr. Srimix based on ‘Boli Si Surat’ from Dil to Pagal Hai Song’

Duo brought out in 2015 ‘Lean On Rangeela’. (more…)

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sanjivani 22.10.19 lb

this show is majorly delivering on the slo mo baywatch runs that make its leads' chests look absolutely amazing. yest surbhi and today namit. thank you, lord, for blessing us so. mmmmmmmmhmmmm.

why would there be a random ambulance just standing there, that too at such close distance to the hospital????? kuchhh bhiiiii.

haaye bechaara. kitna panicked hai.

what's he finding wrong with her pulse that he's yelling at the driver to drive fast????

MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION: WHO IS THE DRIVER?????/// TELL ME IT'S RAHIL AGAIN, TRYING TO EARN FORGIVENESS FROM ISHANI FOR LAST NIGHT.

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.

omggggggggggg his faaaaaaaace. he's a childddddd. a small sad child!!!!!! please stop torturing him like this!!!!!!

but she's kinda justified. he did pull this shit on her. more than once.

behold the lengths a man will go to avoid confrontation: he's ready to fucking jump from the moving vehicle to not have this conversation.

"gaadi nahi rukegi, naahi darwaaza khulega. rahi baat nikalne ki, toh yeh choti choti windows hain, aapko aise DUBUKKE jaana hai toh aap jaa sakte hain."

lmaooooooooooooooooo

forget the windows, poore ke poore ambulance mein hi bechaara dubukke khada hai, bent in 8 different places like ashtavakra, to fit in here.

the haq with which she's holding him. ladki mein gooooda hai, boss.

ishani still coming at him with logic and rationality, which my man is bilkullllllllll not in the mood for.

clue # 2 about the trauma has been supplied. pyaar nahi hua, ishani se The Amazing Race khilwa raha hai yeh kameena.

"what is wrong with you??? doctor banna tumhara sapna nahi tha kya?? hum adults hain, right??? toh tum kyun ek college ki ladki ki tarah behave kar rahi ho??? ek ladka mil gaya tumhe, uspe interest aaya, toh baaki sab bhool gayi??? tumhare zindagi ka maqsad, tumhare passions, tumhare dreams, kahaan gaye??? tum woh ladki nahi ho, jo ek medical ki seat barbaad karogi, taaki tumhari zindagi mein ddlj ho jaaye, ek prince charming aa jaaye!!!! tumhara dimaag kharaab ho gaya hai kya????"

omfgggggggggggg i live for sid's admonishments of ishani; even in frustration, he's so good to her and focused on furthering her career, than the dumbassery she's doing that is personally hurtful to him. fuck, he is legit my favt. tellywood boy ever. everrrrrr.

ishani be like, boo you cute, but you act reaaaaallll bad.

lmao rahil and him could be twins with how bad they are at hiding guilt face. you stupid adorable boys.

oh shit. low blow. parents ke naam ka taana. still supportive of her and career, but.......... rude. hurtful.

stupid boy, you've GOT to stop looking at her LIKE THIS if you want her to believe you.

surbhi's bod in these new outfits is seriously inspiring me to work out, you guys. my body is basically this, but more..... soft. and with the patented dravidian child-bearing hips. gotta start moving to look this good. *prints out and puts this pic on wall as fitspo*

she's like bitch i'm not even the least bit dumb, i can see right through the bs you're doing. also, you're just gonna beat yourself up for all this shit you're saying to me now, so save yourself the heartache.

"main woh ladki nahi hoon ke jiska dil lag jaaye aur duty bhool jaaye."

YAAAAAAAAAAAS SIS. 21ST CENTURY GIRL, TERA HAI YEH SAARA WORLD!!!!!!!!!! (NIMA SANDALLLLLLLLLL GIRL!!!!!!!!!)

"naahi main woh ladki hoon, jiska dil lag jaaye, aur woh itni asaani se apna dil tootne de."

"aapka ilaaj toh main karke rahoongi."

lmaooooooooooo i mean.... good luck sis. i'm rooting for you.

7 din, and you'll be kissing the hem of my skirttttttt bitch. and then work your way upwards. then downwards again and then upwards again.

"shit is this what girls feel like, when objectified by men this way? it's nottttttt a nice feeling, to have consent invalidated."

HAAYE BECHAARA. STOP TORTURING MY BOY LIKE THISSSSSS. DEKHA NAHI JAAATA ISKI HAAALAT. DILLLLLL DUKHTA HAIIIII.

oh god the fuck is he gonna do to make her hate him now?!?!

BUT THE MOST PRESSING QUESTION OF THIS WHOLE SCENE IS THIS: DOES THIS HOSPITAL JUST HAVE ONE SPARE AMBULANCE LYING AROUND AT ALL TIMES FOR THESE PETTY GAMES BETWEEN RESIDENTS????

ouff this one has gotten all into her feelz over vile vardhan. MA’AM, YOU’RE IN YOUR THIRTIES. IT’S JUST “COFFEE”. JUST COZ YOU LIKE WHAT IS BEING SERVED DOESN’T MEAN YOU BUY THE WHOLEASS COFFEE SHOP. JUST INDULGE IN THE COFFEE, SOMETIMES A CROISSANT, AND THEN GO THE FUCK BACK TO YOUR REAL LIFE. KOI ZINDAGI EK HI COFFEE SHOP MEIN THODI BITAATA HAI?????

yeh kiski aatma ke liye shanti pooja kar raha hai?

oh ho. didi marii thi, shashank ke haathon. hmmmmm.

stop playing these mind games, shashank!!!!!!! ouff siddhu, why couldn't this be you, and that plot be shashank's!?!?!?

ugh whatever, i'm just gonna stare at gurdeep's face. that's honestly all i care about in this plotline. nothing else.

LMAO ISKO KOI KAAM DHANDHA NAHI HAI KYA? GURNEY PE LAITE FLICKERING LIGHT PE CHID RAHI HAI.

"waah. tubelight ko meri baat samajh mein aa gayi! lekin uss bulb, dr. sid, ko meri baat samajh mein nahi aa rahi." snort.

lo aa gaye.

challenge pe update.

lol i love them.

ishani wants a scientific approach to handling sid, while asha is like bhakkkk, andar ki sheila waali jawaani ko jagaaa.

boys are very thrilled at this prospect. haraamis.

"tu kya keh kehna chah rahi hai, main apne aap ko unke upar thop doon??? pagal hai kya, yeh sab mujhse nahi hoga! aur itna hai, toh tu khud karle!"

"khud toh main kar loon, par woh kehte hai na, SISHTER BEFORE MISHTER. ab jo cheez teri hai usse apna kaise bana loon????"

LMAO I LOVE ASHA THE MOSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

tharki boys are alllllllll for this idea and like, love nahi toh "gullu gullu" toh zaroor hona hai. TUM HARAAMIYON KO BAS MAZZE LOOTNE HAIN!!!!!!!

lo ji.

SIS TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR CHEST, I FULLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH, AND THAT IT'S LIKE STEEL COVERED WITH SILK AND ALL, BUT THIS IS A WORKPLACE!!!!!!!!

itna confidence chahiye life mein; ki supermodel boss pe itne tadi se line maaroon.

oufffffffffffff. manhoos ne teams shuffle kar diye. ishani ko rishabh ke team mein daal diya.

lmao whose teams are aman and neil on tho????? no one wants them, and they're just floaters????

"yeh toh ulti ganga bahaa di isne!"

lolololololol the stinkeyes aman and neil are giving sid for stiffing ishani like this. friends ho toh aise!

MY MAN YOU NEED TO STOP LOOKING AT HER LIKE THIS IF YOU WANT HER TO BELIEVE YOU AREN'T WHIPPED FOR HER.

OMFG LOOK AT THE HEELS CHANDNI IS WEARING AND SHE'S STILL BARELY SKIMMING NAMIT'S SHOULDER. SHE SO SMOL.

shakal pe maut aayi hui hai tere, bro. who you think you're kidding???

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i'm so glad that ishani's savage side has been unleashed. badaaaaaa mazaaaa aayega, now that she gives less than zero fucks.