#thrift and bumble are not in love btw
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thinking about bumblethrift
#the rarepair literally nobody but me likes#i think they are so very funny#Thriftear is a blank slate so i can make her basically whatever#so shes in this gor the drama.#no thoughts only toxicity#bumblestripe shows up to a gathering like “DOVEWING. have u heard about my PRETTY YOUNG WIFE and our SPECIAL GIFTED CHILD?”#and Dovewings like “hmm? u say something?”#the fact that thriftear is dovewings neice is complete coincidence. dove points it out and bumble takes a minute to count on his fingers#moonpaw is born and bumblestripe is like “LOOK AT HER FACE. SHE IS CLEARLY SPECIAL” and does not listen to ppl saying split face torties are#incredibly common#(altho my moonpaw is a black/cinnamon chimera but u think bumble knows that?)#(someone points it out and are told to shut up and stop encouraging him)#“jayfeather u dont understand. dovewing has a special gifted son whos a medic. i need moonpaw to be ur apprentice to get back at my ex”#thrift and bumble are not in love btw#they dont even bother keeping up appearances in thunderclan. everybody knows#if thrift cared enough to think about it shed probably realize shes a lesbian#and if the nursery wasnt a communal thing moonpaw would DEFINITELY have such a warped view on romance#“hey why do ur parents actually talk to each other goldenkit. thats weird.”
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