#though ig if i'm being honest i'm not sure what i'd even do lmao.

[braisedhoney]

For a sec when u were scolding the narrator I thought "baiting" was "dating" and went "why can't the narrator flirt with us? 🥺" xD

ashfjgksksjf LMAO

*intercom noise*

the narrator is banned from flirting on board the ship, last time it happened we nearly hit an asteroid. also please stop sending him so many love letters he won't stop smirking.

*intercom noise*

[tame-a-messenger]

damien liking that tweet... i'll bury myself in the hole now but before i do, i want them to know i love them both and i cherish their friendship so much i hope this won't cause another drought and- (im spiraling)

I mean if the Christmas Event™ is what we got for waiting 48 days, I'm honestly fine for them to charge up whatever the next spirit bomb moment is next lmao

As much as people are feuding rn about Damangela you have to admit it might be one of the funniest misunderstandings to happen at Smosh ever.

Fully removing anything to do with shipping- Damien and Angela's Christmas Event™ and aftermath reads like a Hallmark movie, if you look at it from an outside perspective it just does, and I think that makes it the funniest shit ever (the fact that people are ACTUALLY shipping them though???????? LIKE BRO THE SPICE IS THE FACT THEY ARE BEST BUDDIES! GOOD OLE PALS! NOT ROMANTICALLY INTERESTED! THATS WHAT MAKES IT SO GOOD)

It's an honest to goodness misunderstanding! (that is just really silly)

It obviously (you can't fight me on this, it's just the truth) has undercurrents of being slightly romantic, (it's not helped by how she told it, and the REASON she told it)(not to mention Damien's replies) and obviously cheesy. I'm sure they both know how it sounds.

But I find it funny more than anything else? it makes me want to tease them? like I'm not even getting shipping vibes from it, I just want to pinch their cheeks.

If it were ANY other duo at Smosh people would be finding this funny as fuck like I am (imagine Amangela or quite literally ANYONE ELSE)

People are just being weird about the fact that they're both hetero ig?? Like I'm just looking at it from their perspective and I'd think it was funny as fuck

AITA- for forgetting what a co-worker said at a work Christmas Party because I had too much to drink?

[petrichoraline]

Thai BL Favorites List Tag Game

i got tagged in the summer lmao i've been struggling cause i simply can't make a completely honest list - my taste is too fluid and the definition of "fave" is a blur to me

thank you to my lovely @tenprem and @littleragondin for tagging me, consider yourselves tagged again in case your answers differ vastly from your previous ones hahah

💓Fave bl: default answer is Bad Buddy, current - Last Twilight and Cherry Magic..and Cooking Crush

👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏻Favourite pairing: as in actors? if i say GunSing am i gonna get ToddBlack again? (im fine with DrakeSing too y'know, im just being teased atp)

honestly i don't know, i think of actors i really like but i'm not big on their counterparts..? i enjoy it a lot when they mix and match, i don't have anyone i particularly follow.. i will say MaxTul were super powerful, i really appreciate the bonds between a lot of pairs like ForceBook and i think some of them have amazing chemistry like FirstKhao but even though there are a few i would always try to tune in for like OffGun and YinWar, there's no one i can call a fave, i don't think..currently JimmySea are eating it up tho

🎭Most underrated actor: just the Wayufilm crew in general, I see them do fundraiser lives on yt all the time and I don't think they're that well known by the fandom

🧍‍♂️Favorite character: ig it is Karan currently, Tay really made the character shine in a different way than Machida Keita's Kurosawa and i can't get enough of those puppy eyes

🕴Favorite side character: rn it might be Metha from Cooking Crush? he's just a bit too charming for someone i'd punch if i met him irl..or Fire, i think writing about him made me fond, they're both so..this

📽Favorite scene: from all the thai bls i've seen?? there's beauty like THAT ITSAY scene, there's unexpected scenes i come back to like WaanTul in the last episode of Between Us, there's Nuea and Toh finally getting everything out in the open..there's the Kitty Gang in FUTS going up the elevator, the ep.5 KinnPorsche scene..most of PatPran's scenes!! like how am i supposed to even start choosing lmao

i'm gonna say (after i catch up with my shows this whole list would prolly be different, it could be Karan's scream soon) the one from my recent shows is the rooftop scene from LTTS..sue me for being basic, i'll plead guilty

📝Favorite line: nth has ever quite stuck with me as "do you want us to be friends?" "no." so let's go with it

🃏Most anticipated bl and why: let's say Jack and Joker hahah, I hope it works out <3 i want to see a project YinWar have certain freedom over completed successfully - even if it ends up not being my thing, they deserve to share their talents and artistic vision. they are trying something new, maybe there will be a nice balance between comedy and drama and also it seems like those characters are meant to be whipped for each other and YinWar can pull that off splendidly

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨Healthiest relationship in a bl: PatPran and PuenTalay are the first to come to mind, the communication and conflict resolution skills are on another level

💢Most toxic relationship in a bl: I suppose it would be VeeMark before the end or maybe DimGreen from 2gether? I also personally don't like Mayom and Nadia from My Ride but I can't tell if they're actually toxic 😄 and im reminded of GramBlack cause that friendship sucks imho

OH WAIT PiMork is pretty bad. yeah, maybe not the worst but they've got a spot on the list..and ig TehOhAew but I have not actually seen s2 so overall I don't have a definitive opinion :')

🍿Guilty pleasure series: i guess it would be Cause You're My Boy (My Tee) because everyone hates on it but I binged it and had a good time 🤷‍♀️ also I Will Knock You cause it has some questionable elements but it's also very special

❎Most underrated series: out of what I've seen it would obviously be Rainbow Lagoon but it's two episodes, not sure if it counts as a series.. really sweet short watch though, you should give it a try here 🥰

also maybe The Best Story? I didn't like it that much because of the ending but it's younger YinWar and I never hear anyone talk about it; I'd say they were pretty good at it 😊

i'm tagging @sommmnus @forcebook @catboyjosten @sparklyeyedhimbo @lovesickfolly @sollucets as per usual no pressure and sorry if youve done it ❤

[dream-critical]

I was wondering what your opinion or full on analysis is about Sapnap and Quackity? also who are the banter guests with allegations? I've only ever seen the Antarctica one and one with Quackity.

Ok so this is gonna be kinda long so sorry for that anon.

I'm gonna be honest, I watched quackity before his dsmp era bc i watched the circle of Reddit react YouTubers he was friends with. But during the whole dsmp stuff I've only watched a couple of his streams and there aren't a lot of thoughts. I do think it's annoying how he still associates with the dreamteam though. He's a really smart and logical person, so he either genuinely does not believe the allegations, doesn't care, or has refused to get involved to the point where he doesn't know much about it. Idk which one it is. But all options are questionable.

If you have any opinions about him you're always welcome to send an ask though!

Sapnap though. Hoooo boy. I was a sapnap Stan before all this anon. I was hyperfixed. I would watch every single YouTube video I'd watch all streams. I'd watch compilations. I followed him and all his alts on Twitter. I even watched the Valorant streams even though I think Valorant is one of the most boring things to watch ever.

I'm gonna be honest I disliked dream already. I knew about the republican Reddit account. I knew about the whole supporting trump until mid 2020 thing. I disliked him but had to put up with him for the sake of my streamer ig.

Then the manatreed stuff happened. The KKK edit came to light etc and I completely dropped all of them entirely bc the whole thing made me feel sick.

As for an analysis of his personality. Fair warning, I haven't watched any sapnap content since the manatreed situation happened.

But I'd say he has the potential to be decent, good. He has shown to be a ride or die friend, very caring. But he also is very ignorant and uncaring on a lot of topics. He is harsher towards women. The insults he uses when angry can be homophobic sometimes, aka the use of "cocksucker" or the time he called MCC "aids". It's probably from being a gamer since idk when. The online gaming community is very bigoted as we all know, and it's probably from how he was raised as well? Idk.

But like he's an adult now. His community contains a lot of teenagers who aren't cishet white boys who like saying homophobic jokes and giggle about it. He's had the time to adapt or even notice the things he says or does are wrong. He can and should educate himself and the gamer thing is not an excuse.

It's obvious he's insecure about shit a lot. And being a streamer doesn't help with that, but he overcompensates by being loud and trying to be extra manly ig. At least that's how I read his behaviour. Of course this isn't 100% right I can't read his mind. But like. Yeah.

The ride or die friend thing also kinda doomed him in this situation bc like. Idk. I think if you think rationally about everything that has happened. Would you really stick with a person like dream. Idk. Leaving behind friends is hard, especially since they've been friends for over a decade iirc but it doesn't make me feel any sympathy for him, bc the shit his friend has done is not some mild stuff either.

In general uh his actions are ignorant and harmful, he knowingly ignores everything and backs dream up at all times.

If he drops the Dt and gets some better friends. And also educates himself. He might become better. But like. Yeah that's not happening lmao.

The banter guests,

First one is Lee Jung Jae. He's one of the squid game actors I'm sure you've seen him before. He has been arrested for assaulting people before, including a 22 year old woman. It was pretty long ago but still really weird they got him on as this stuff all resurfaced before the banter episode iirc

And Neil Degrasse Tyson, with the SA allegations as well.

[salvatoreren]

Eren appreciation post

Before this day ends, I'd like to share my history in loving and stanning Eren Yeager

I have read Eren Yeager fanfictions even before I started the series because for some reason I was attracted to this character whom I've only seen once because of my sister. Because of that, I started to watch AoT

Despite Eren acting like what people claim to be a total little shit in the first season, I never found him annoying for strange reasons, this character had obviously became my favorite and i've been attached to him unknowingly. And I'm gonna be honest with all of you. I was the desperate little shit I was when I tried so hard to find for Eren Yeager x readers in wattpad (yes i have an account there) there were only a few because man bun eren wasn't released in the anime yet so that totally sucks

and oh god the listeners, i tried to find them, though only finding a few as well they were a treasure to me, I literally went on a hunting spree for any good eren yeager fics, i went here, to quotev then deviantart, i was not aware of ao3's existence at all, when i found several fics in deviantart i settled and oof there were so many fics that i stored in my favorites lmao

I was crazy for this character and I wasn't even done with season 1 and 3.

Eren Yeager made my 2020, those eren hunting fics day were the greatest experience i had in the aot and I bask in shame that I've only discovered this series when it was this close to ending. But I liked those posts even for a shitty community as reddit about Eren being a chad, I was aware that he was not exactly a loved character and I was so glad to see, here people were basically worshipping him lol

Then I found a glorious Eren fanfic, i read it nonstop which is saying something because i don't have the ability to do that anymore lol, the fic is called cupcake and its on wattpad so yeah, do what you will with that information

Anddd I lowk left the fandom, but I was pretty sure I still loved Eren. I literally freaked out when I saw animated hobo eren, ughhh, Then that's when i went to ao3

My first read and bookmark in ao3 was literally an eren fic who hasn't been updated in almost a year [take your time tho author] it was so good just like with the cupcake i read it nonstop as well. then the rest was me reading eren fics. I kept up with the manga instead to savor its remaining chapters lmao savor, yeah and I too was desperate to seen an eren pov which we never got.

Moving on now I totally left the fandom since i got into different shit, i didn't felt as strongly as i did during his birthday, but i retweeted every single shit i saw about eren

Then april 8 came [english translation]. i need to stop with using then. whatever, I literally cried when i saw eren's decapacitated head god, i cried even more when armin cried for him full on sobbing, that was the only thing i felt, eren yeager was such a close character in my heart. I knew at that moment I still was attached to this character.

Oh and how could i forget, all those eren tweets about him being a jerk, an incel, and his character assassination [I did not agree with those yet; the character assassination part] so yeah that was painful

Because of my love for eren yeager, I wanted to start a fanfic about him, a storyline in my head, but yk im an awful writer so i postponed that shit up then really left the fandom like really but the eren fic still comes in to my mind

Few months later i rewatched the series again, became even more attached to eren yeager as attached as that hallucigenia on ymir, literally threatened when someone insults him a bad trait of mine. so yeah I cooked that shit storyline up, carefully planned, now its published and all i can say is its decent ig

But I did consider just giving up the fic since it was so hard and i had other priorities to think about and to fix myself but i just couldn't since i wanted so bad to show my appreciation, love and portrayal for eren that i just went ah fuck it fine

Eren Yeager changed my life and he was the greatest thing that happened to me not exaggerating, i love him so much, i literally cried when i knew he wasn't real lmao, He is such a complex, misunderstood and tragic character as people had claimed to be and i believed it and i have cried about him being called like that, he deserves every damn thing so fucking much. This is his last where the anime is still ongoing so im glad i went back into the aot fandom inspite of a few morons and celebrated his birthday like it was the second coming of christ yeah

Happy Birthday Eren Yeager; protagonist of attack on titan, suicidal bastard, humanity's hope, the coordinate, attack titan, founding titan, kruger, usurper, the boy who sought freedom, best boy, the absolute love of my stupid life, if you were a real person I'd totally love and hug you lol, I have never felt this strong for a character