#though if im being honest if were talkin about hot ass alien men then yeah im dtf

[uppityamy]

“What variety” babe what is this, the supermarket? Are we picking out our favorite kind of fruits now? No, I’m talking about getting dicked down by aliens. You think I’m discriminate? You think I have standards? I’m talking about getting DICKED DOWN by ALIENS sweetheart. Take a wild guess. Guess which aliens I’m givin a go at my fine piece of ass. Just ponder it for a moment. If it came from the sky and is vaugly human shaped I’m there sweetheart. I’m all over that shit. Even if it’s Australian. Call me a space hoe but while the rest of you earth fuckers are walkin around with your feet on the ground I’m gonna be having a cool ass alien baby and learning how to speak a new language. You think there is a limit to what I will and won’t do? My ass is gonna be the ambassador of this planet, ill fuck the alien president if I get the chance. This bitch will get passed around by the hivemind idgaf. I’m ready. Idgaf what variety we’re talking I’m into that shit. I’m there. I’ll save this planet single handedly. I’ll

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.