#though I'm guessing it would be less painful than minutes of flashing green laser in the eye...
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Thinking about evil uses of the transporter
Move them every time they go through a door so they hit the frame
Rustle their sheets when they're juuust about to fall asleep
Give them a cavity
Put one of their shoes in the corridor
Put a splinter under their nail
Move their bed back and forth an inch or two every day so they're constantly stubbing their toe
Put pollen straight in their sinuses
Move their tibia slightly out of place so their knee hurts a little when they walk
Open up a tiny hole in their retina
If that's too mean, put an eyelash in their eye
#evil EMH shit#precision transporting#yeah you can beam someone into space but these are longer term evil ventures#one of my fillings fell out and I started wondering about Starfleet dentistry#then it occurred to me you could transport out part of a tooth#I think every single one of these things is true to my life#I can pretend it was a transporter and not just me right?#trying to distract myself from the hole in my mouth smh#honestly the splinter was probably the worst it was like an inch long and thick#my grandpa pulled it out and put my hand in lister one but pieces still resurface once in a while#I mean don't go out of your way for retina issues or anything#though I'm guessing it would be less painful than minutes of flashing green laser in the eye...
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