#though I'm guessing it would be less painful than minutes of flashing green laser in the eye...
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thresholdbb · 10 months ago
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Thinking about evil uses of the transporter
Move them every time they go through a door so they hit the frame
Rustle their sheets when they're juuust about to fall asleep
Give them a cavity
Put one of their shoes in the corridor
Put a splinter under their nail
Move their bed back and forth an inch or two every day so they're constantly stubbing their toe
Put pollen straight in their sinuses
Move their tibia slightly out of place so their knee hurts a little when they walk
Open up a tiny hole in their retina
If that's too mean, put an eyelash in their eye
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