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textures like when you're gliding a puzzle cube piece across, the cube shifts, the bomb fuse flips and you get dusted.
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i made this while riding the lightrail but it still applies
#i posted this on tiktok already but thot id throw it here too lol#theyre just like me fr#sam and max#freelance police#lady gaga#chromatica#rain on me
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but if I say 'kaiser would rather continue the cycle of abuse than get therapy' I'd be jumped so I won't say that someone else said that not me tho
#linny talks#sometimes i forget how off the walk fucking bonkers blue lock is#*wall#then im reminded#like what do you mean kaiser beat up police officers in cuffs with a soccer ball#and the president of fifa showed up to recruit him while he was in jail?#also the cops had guns but didnt shoot? thats craaaaazyyyyy#had the power of ⚪️ on his side there#jokes aside tho def a pet peeve of mine that as soon as a shithead character revealed to have sad backstory#hes suddenly absolved of all wrong doing in the eyes of fandom#like he can still be bad while also having had bad stuff happen to him#in fact thats the case for a lot of bad people#i wrote a whole google doc trying to get my thots and feelings out on the matter#i dont participate in 'fandom' much at all ever#especially not popular stuff so its been a bizarre experience seeing how other people like... interpret things (delusional)#dont get me wrong i like kaiser and i figured his backstory was fucked#but ive seen a lot of people like allergic to admitting hes abusive its strange#youre allowed to like him still?#anyways lmao this manga is so over the top#hope gagamaru is doing well
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It's soft marketable baby versions of Sam and Max, here to convince you to join my Secret Santa! Entries close on the 16th, so please sign up (HERE) asap if you're interested! Please read the rules (linked here) first, and share if you'd like!
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#sam and max#freelance police#freelance husbands#snm#happy to say i already have a decent amount of ppl signed up for this to be fun#or at least more ppl than i thot would sign up lmao#but i would love more and im super excited !!
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#yakuza#lost judgment#yagami takayuki#kuwana jin#lost judgment spoilers#spoilers#my favorite part about this set is that out of context it 100% looks like he's calling the cops#callin the thot police get him jammed up for blatantly flirting with his rival#yagami's face in the 5th one is so fucking funny#i'm not gonna start posting all my lj screens yet#because there are almost 2000 of them and i just haven't had time to sort them#but i've been thinking about this scene again and how fucking funny their relationship is#long post#wife tag
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Ok but this pic of Bayardo is making me go feral 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 i need him so bad 😩
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Afternoon. Bc if it was a good afternoon the kid who keeps condescending to me in my class would shut the fuck up. Smh
#thinkin thots#other list of crimes include but r not limited to#wishing Patrice lumumba had been executed in a quote cooler way#arguing that gone w the wind movie would’ve been forgivable if it was framed#w a Stockholm Syndrome thing idk haven’t seen it#arguing that colonized people want to be like their oppressors#thinking police violence is an issue of Solely power and has nothing to do w race#asking our prof if he got anally probed by tsa#and so on
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if i wasn't with my coworker istg that dumb bitch would've gotten kidnapped
#me and her take the same bus back n so 2night we both had to stay a bit later since management is visitng tmrw#so yea we go out to the bus stop like 2 mins away kinda across the st to get back right#THIS GIRL'S AWARENESS IS SO FKN NONEXISTENT SHE IS BLIND OR WHAT#bc call me isagi w the meta vision but how tf does she not see#some random guy following us after the security guard walked back into the store#we left a bit early to get to the bus and we noticed the security guard was out on call#called the police bc a wanted person was in the store; they caught him but we didn't stay bc it wasnt our problem#we were like off 30 mins ago not us lol#but basically when we were crossing the street i heard and saw from the corner of my eye that someone left the store#after the security guard went in but didn't pay attention to it bc i thot some customer was walking to their car#but then i notice the cross the street after we cross the street im like ok maybe going to the bus#but then he calls us out otw to the bus stop and ofc we ignored him and then he approached us#he asked for a cig and then offerred a ride and mf didnt get the hint until i told him my husband is waiting for me#HE LEFT and then i saw him walk all the way back to our store parking lot#and then after we got off to our station i noticed some hobo bothering a few girls in front of us#YK WHAT THIS DUMB BITCH DOES ??#UNKNOWINGLY WALKS TOWARDS HIS DIRECTION AND I AM PULLING HER SLEEVE TO MAKE HER WALK THE OTHER WAY#ISTG THIS BITCH COULD GET KIDNAPPED SHE HAS NO SPACIAL AWARENESS#anyways perks of walking like 12:30am#༊*·˚ wandering goddess
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moszkowicz you fucking bootlicker, I know the bar for standards is on the fucking floor, but you couldn't have said anything other than "our thin blue line ohana" for the fucking news spot on how locals are dealing with the lahaina fires? really? choke on a slug you fucking waste of space. your fellow kamaʻāina are not your fucking enemies.
#marclemore's thots and preyers#sorry this is me kamaʻāinaposting#context: moszkowicz is the chief of police here and he gave a quote to a local news station
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WITHOUT A BADGE AND/OR A GUN WHAT DO YOU GOT? A SUCKER WITHOUT HER UNIFORM SHE'S A T.H.O.T!!!!!
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so how in love with Eddie Valiant do u think they are
#my only regret is not leaving enough room to draw sam's heels in their entirety#im never gonna finish these so i thot i'd just post the sketches lmao#sam and max#sam and max freelance police#who framed roger rabbit#my art#i dont like how these look unless theyre under my rainbow lights srry fellas
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I don't believe in thought policing, you do you. So yes, write dat shit hunnies!
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Howdy folks! Extending signups to midnight tonight cuz I'll be too busy to send out matchups anyways - last chance to sign up for the unofficial sam and max secret santa! Enter here and please read the rules before you do so here. Matchups will be sent from the 18th to the 20th. See y'all tomorrow!
#sam and max#freelance police#sammymacks#snm#im being forced 2 go to a family event so i thot i might as well extend this lmao#i wont be able to do matchups anyways so#anyways its 3am and im going to sleep lmao#sorry the drawing kinda sucks im so fucking tired
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so super awesome and not at all horrifying to see there’s now 50 state troopers in riot gear with 100+ rounds of AR-15 ammunition EACH at UT Austin 🤠
#the protest started TODAY and apparently campus police and Austin PD are not enough so they brought in DPS#the same bastards brutalized migrants at the border#the same bastards who stood outside Uvalde and let CHILDREN be shot to death#i thot we LOOOOVED free speech in texas! or is that only for bigots and war criminals#i hate it here!!!!!!!#mine
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im gonna start tagging my thots on Clarice as #claricespotting in case you don’t want to see them okay baiiii
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this person rly believes that 'fruit' and the f-slur are equivalent slurs ....
#they rly r giving out to me for not using the f-slur ... like I'm all for reclaiming it !! but personally I do not like it !!#and it's my right to not use it just like it is your right to use it<3 that's how positive reclaimation works we gotta support eachother#and also giving out to me for not just using the word gay ... so ur trying to firstly limit the language of my own community that I can use?#and secondly saying if I choose to not use just 'gay' I have to go all out and use the f-slur or else I'm a coward nfnrjeie#they won't see this coz I blocked them but ... get well soon#if they thot I wasn't queer and was using fruit? fair enough to be upset but people using this language are likely in the community !!!#and if u Rly needed to know my place to decide whether or not to yell at me ... it takes literaly a second of scrolling to know I'm queer#people be weird ........#can we stop with the policing of language within our own community 😭
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