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A thing I never want to hear about again is cortisol.
Just stop talking about it. "Health" influencers ("dietician here!" just fucking kill me) just make shit up. I do not want to hear about it and I want the algorithm to stop giving it to me. I never ever ever want to hear a single person who is not my personal physician or my friend Melissa* tell me a thing about health. Especially cortisol, which I understand to be real but is also just a fad. it's a fad!!!!!!!!Q!!!2rkljdfgshkljgadfkljadgfslhjkagrs
*melissa is a doctor in addition to being my friend.
#all I want from the algorithm is#taylor swift videos#paul mescal in short shorts#those weird twins who do terrible millennial outfit makeovers#people visiting japanese 7-11s#the girl who works at the moulin rouge in paris#pookie so I don't have to follow her
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