#those lips have kissed anticlea's cheeks penelope's weaver hands telemachus' curls-

[somereaderinblue]

So, here's a fun 1 AM idea I got for Odysseus of Troy AU.

TW: implied/referenced dub-con

Odysseus never lets Paris kiss him.

Sure, Paris' kissed his cheek, jaw, neck, thighs, etc, but every time he comes close to the lips, Odysseus turns away or gives him a look that makes it clear he won't just bite, he'll rip his entire pretty face off if he dares.

It's one of the few small, but constant victories Odysseus keeps. Either his lips get to kiss Penelope's again, or he's saving them for the sweet kiss of death.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.