#those are roier’s friends she can’t eat them :( but by god she is tempted

[apollos-boyfriend]

i feel like qroiers house by virtue of being qroiers house would be Full of spiders, like the little guys are just absolutely everywhere, and this isn't ever a problem for qjaiden because she's a scared of them, but because she's Birdie. Therefore parts of her mind wants to Eated them All The Time

“average qsmp member eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average qsmp member eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Jaiden, who lives in roier’s house & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted