#thorfinn got cut the FUCK out omg

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Stinky Fuck Swag Bracket B Side A: Round 1, Match 5

Thorfinn (Vinland Saga) VS Vice (Kamen Rider Revice)

Propaganda under the cut!

Thorfinn:

Thorfinn in one scene literally has to take a bath because he's full of fleas and lice, which are jumping off him and into the meal he's going to eat with the small family that saved him. He's also constantly covered in blood from the people he kills, as a Viking. Thorfinn being a stinky scrungly wet cat of a man is a running joke in the fandom. He is very feral and extra stinky. We love him anyways.

Vice:

Rarely bathes but is always running around fighting.

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Okay, onto CBS Ghosts S1E15 - Thorapy. The plot synopsis has got me both excited and scared. As always, Spoilers under the cut.  Also swearing.  

“ When Sam and Jay have the ghosts bunk together to free up rooms for guests at the B&B, they learn that Thorfinn has been having night terrors, which inspires Sam to enlist a therapist to help him. Also, Isaac makes a big, personal revelation after he's compelled to seduce his new roommate, Hetty.” This is the fucking synopsis. Emphasis mine. 

I’m excited about Sam enlisting a therapist and how - unless there’s a therapist ghost somewhere on the property. But Isaac, sweetie, no. 

Watching now:

- Hetty is sort of clutching/holding onto Trevor. Just more evidence that Hetty is touchy-feely in the same way Trevor is. I don’t know if I actually posted that thought on tumblr before. 

- “Now those waffles smell like deception *breathes in waffles* mmm and vanilla...nice touch” I love Alberta.

- Alberta and Hippie-Chick are rooming together. 

- Lol Hetty trying to get out of sharing with a “well there’s an uneven amount of men and women”. Nice try, Hetty but Sam ain’t biting. 

- Psh Trevor “just bunk with Isaac”. 

- “The Victorian age had themselves some blind spots,” - Alberta. I love her. And Martino’s face. This is amazing. 

- Sass knows Thor has night-terrors, doesn’t he? 

- Nigel! Also omg, Nigel is walking Isaac to his room. That’s so adorable. 

- IT’S DAILY! THEY DO DAILY WALKS TOGETHER! 

- Aww, Nigel is inviting Isaac to bunk with him in the shed. 

- “my cot while flimsy can support two person of technical weightlessness” - Nigel. Damn. He’s being too forward for Isaac, isn’t he? 

- Also Isaac’s face at Nigel’s “my cot”. 

- Okay but where are the other two British ghosts would be in this arrangement? Psh, are they getting kick out of the shed? Ghosts-sock rule. 

- Isaac has panicked and oh fuck, Nigel’s face as Isaac disappears through the door. 

- “I would pop back together but it’s not pleasant,” - Trevor. Thor has 100% split Trevor in two with his axe. 

- Sass knew because they shared a wigwam. Poor Thor. Chances are it’s been more than 500 years for Thor.

- Okay, so Living!Therapist it is. 

- Thor watches Frasier. 

- Isaac is still panicking. 

- Alberta’s facial expressions as she watches Isaac panicking and is confused.  

- Listen, I’m watching on Paramountplus so I can’t screenshot so you just got to trust me that Alberta’s face is fantastic as Isaac is hurtling towards “you should chisme* about the Hetty-and-Isaac situation”. 

*I know there is an English term but I’m blanking. This is what I get for not choosing One language to (re)learn. No, I got to learn all of them at the same time. 

- “Are people wondering that?” - Isaac still panicking and lol Alberta’s face continues to delight. 

- I need you all to know that this scene is so cringy for me to watch that I am heavily debating just pausing and doing the dishes right now. 

- Also pretty sure the only reason I haven’t is because of Alberta’s expressions.

- “WHY THE HELL NOT? I am so sorry for my outburst. How’s your day?” - Isaac. OMG, Isaac. 

- Also I am going to have to do the dishes now since I was not expecting that shout so accidental trigger of Auditory SPD. I’m going to need to pause for a bit if I want to continue watching and paying attention. 

- For you, it’s been no time at all. For me, it’s been an hour. Back to this ramble-review thingy. 

- Okay, so Sam is “translating” Thor’s dream to the therapist who is unaware. 

- THOR KILLED HIS BEST FRIEND! HOLY FUCK! 

- And he has left the room. 

- “feel free not to take so many long pauses” - Damn it, Therapist. You were doing so well. 

- Oh no, back to Isaac plot. 

- Oh no. 

- Hetty is now also panicking. Isaac is trying to pretend he ain’t panicking. 

- He’s failing. 

- Isaac, no. Stop it. 

- Fake-sleeping is much better option, Isaac. Good for you. 

- “Ok, Therapy has made it so much worst” - Trevor. Love him.

- “Sam, you have fully broken that man! I may be dead but I still need my beauty sleep,” - Alberta. Love her. 

- Lol both Alberta and Trevor are like “y’know, it’s quieter in here? I’m sleeping in this room now. :) night :),”.

- Martino is the only who even asks.  

- “We’re not leaving until Thor stops screaming,” - Trevor.

- Y’know, it’s kinda horrifying that apparently the ghosts need to sleep. It doesn’t seem to be out of boredom either. 

- Sam, you little shit (affectionate), you’re the only one that won’t be affected by Thor’s axe and still won’t wake him up.

- “I will take the bullet” - Trevor. Wakes up Thor and gets his hand chopped off. It does grow back immediately but oof.   

- “Do it again. That was wild!” - Alberta immediately afterwards. I really do love her. 

- Also, aren’t you supposed to not wake someone who is having a night-terror up? I’m pretty sure I heard you’re not meant to wake them up. But any answer I’m finding is in regards to sleep-paralysis which is a different thing, isn’t it? 

- Lol Alberta’s face when Trevor looks back at her. She’s like “oops but I don’t regret asking,”. 

Fair warning: I may end up shipping Alberta/Trevor for two reasons. 1. My upcoming reading mood is romance and all my romance books are packed away and 2. I love these characters. Top Two. 

- “Thor does not deserve to move on,” and (while asleep before) “hell too good for Thor” - Thor. Okay, I’m sure if you murdered your best friend, that’s probably going to be your thought process...

So why am I thinking this is leading to cannibalism? 

- “Oh, damn it, Thor, you ate your friend’s heart?” - Alberta. Love how she is saying this. And Martino is like three seconds away from throwing up. 

- “Oskar is squirrel,” Oh. 

...I feel kinda disappointed now. 

Also everyone’s faces especially Trevor and Alberta’s at realising Oskar was a squirrel all along. 

- “Pretty sure i say this in beginning,” - Thor. 

- “Ah, no, you definitely did not,” - Alberta. 

- “Also, dude, it’s like, it was a squirrel. Your friends left a human being.” - Trevor. 

-  Trevor hugging Thor :D

- OMG IS ISAAC GOING TO COME OUT TO HETTY?!

- “Oh wow. It feels like there’s an actual lump in my throat,” - Isaac. 

- ISAAC CAME OUT TO HETTY!! 

- SHE JUST HUGGED HIM! 

- “What you have been the past two centuries is my dear friend. And that could never be a lie,” - Hetty. 

- Also Hetty asking if he thinks he’s ready to tell Nigel.

- And as much as I’m onboard the IsaacxNigel ship, I’m so glad they let Isaac be “I’m so not ready” (actual Isaac quote) about the possibility of him telling Nigel. I feel like a lot of the coming-out plots have them go from “being out to no one not even myself” to “out and proud” as soon as they tell One person. 

- I’m so glad Hetty is the one that Isaac came out too. Everyone else knew and he needed a genuine reaction. And if it was someone else, it wouldn’t have been genuine. 

 - “Oh, come on now, we have so little!” - Alberta. I love her. 

- End scene, Alberta is trying to see if she can have a NSFW dream more often by asking Sam to ask the therapist. And Thor busted into session “I’ll be quick” “oh fine”.