#thor probably doesn't even know loki can look into the memories of others but eventually he'll have to find out loki got Valkyrie to help

[worstloki]

Thor: *starts laughing and sobbing*

Guardians: what's wrong

Thor: loki would wear leather to sneak around because its made of hide, guys, HIDE-

Guardians: *groans*

[thepokyone]

Good Timing

Pairing: Loki x Reader (ft. Tony, Steve, and Thor)

Content/Warnings: angst; fluff; mentions of injury

Words: 2.1k

A/N: Hey guys, I'm back! Sorry for such a long delay between posts. I was gone for two weeks for work and ended up having to work way more than I ever expected. However, I'm here with two Loki requests that I decided to combine into one fic from an anon and @fandomsstolemylife00, so I hope you both enjoy! This is in a nice marvel universe where nobody died and everybody got the happy ending they deserved. You're welcome.

"Where is she?" Loki's angry voice carried down the hall, and Steve grimaced.

"You need to stall him, Tony. He can't see her like this," Steve said, casting a worried glance towards the closed hospital door behind him.

"If you think I'm getting between Reindeer Games, who probably looks about as crazed as he did during New York, and his injured soulmate, you got another thing coming, Rogers," Tony said, shaking his head. "We try to stop him and he'll probably get even more unhinged."

"Loki! Loki, slow down," Thor said, and both Asgardian brothers turned the corner into the hall where Steve and Tony were standing.

"You can't go in there acting like this, Loki," Steve said, folding his arms across his chest and not moving from his spot in front of the door.

"You have no right to tell me what I can and cannot do, Rogers, especially when it involves my soulmate. It's the negligence of you and your fellow 'mightiest heroes' that landed her here in the first place," Loki spat, shaking off the restraining hand Thor placed on his shoulder.

"Y/N knows the risks going into these missions, same as the rest of us. The only ones at fault are the ones that did this," Steve said levelly. "You need to calm down."

"Calm down?" Loki repeated, a dangerous edge to his voice.

"She doesn't remember anything, Reindeer Games. You go charging in like you lost your damn mind and you're going to scare her more than she already is," Tony cut in.

Loki faltered. "Doesn't remember- what?"

"Amnesia, from the blow to her head. The doctors say it's temporary, but don't know exactly how long it will be until she recovers her memories," Steve said. "We don't want to stop you from seeing her, really, but you need to be calm."

"I can be calm," Loki said, looking faintly ill. "You have to let me see her. Please. All I want to do is keep her safe."

Steve exchanged a glance with Thor, who nodded, and he stepped away from the door. "Alright. But if you stress her out, you're leaving. Soulmate or not."

"Understood," Loki said stiffly, not sparing the three Avengers a second glance as he opened the hospital room door and walked inside.

You were resting in bed, your head partially bandaged and your arm in a sling. Your eyes were glued to the TV, which was tuned to some nonsense reality show, though you looked to him when he entered.

"Y/N?" Loki asked cautiously, his tone soft. The cold persona he had worn when speaking with the three Avengers outside had melted away.

"Yes. At least, I think so. Everything's a bit fuzzy," you said, offering him an apologetic smile. "Sorry, but do I know you?"

"It's Loki," he said, hoping his name would spark some kind of remembrance in your head.

"Oh. That doesn't ring a bell. Sorry."

His heart sunk, but he gave you a small smile. "It's alright. The doctors say everything will come back eventually."

"I hope so. It's disorienting, not knowing who I am," you said, reaching up absentmindedly to fiddle with the bandages on your head.

Loki reached out and caught your hand before you could do further damage to yourself. "Don't do that."

You blinked at him. "I really did know you, didn't I? We were friends?"

"Yes," Loki said. No matter how much he longed to, he knew it was wiser to not mention the soulmate bond the two of you shared. He didn't want to overwhelm you. "We were friends."

"You feel familiar. Moreso than the others," you said uncertainly. "Will you stay?" Loki's heart ached; he wanted to do nothing more than hold you until everything was okay again.

"Yes, of course I'll stay. I'll stay as long as you want. In fact, you might get sick of me," he said, and you smiled that smile that you had only ever used with him. Perhaps your memories were not so out of reach as the rest of the Avengers thought.

"Good. I've got nothing to watch but trashy television and Tony Stark - who is famous or something, I think? - won't stop asking if he looks familiar yet. It was getting annoying," you said.

Loki rolled his eyes. "Yes, that sounds like Stark. I can read you something instead, if you would like."

Your eyes lit up. "That sounds great. More fun than... whatever this is." You gestured vaguely to the TV.

"I'll read your favorite," he said, summoning your favorite book to his hand and opening to the first chapter.

You gasped at his display of magic. "How did you do that?"

"Magic," Loki said, smiling. "Perhaps later I can show you more."

You slowly nodded, evidently speechless. "I can't believe I'm friends with a celebrity and someone who can do magic."

"You're friends with several celebrities, actually," Loki said. "And I am infamous in my own right."

"Infamous?" you asked curiously.

"That's a story for another time," he said. He didn't want you to fear him for all he had done, not when there was so much that had occurred between you that he could hardly summarize it. "Back to the book."

"You're no fun," you pouted, and he smiled.

"On the contrary, I am quite fun, and once upon a time you agreed with me," he said, laughing as you rolled your eyes at him. "All will make sense in good time, darling."

Good time, however, lasted much longer than Loki would have preferred. By the end of the second week, you were no closer to regaining your memory, though apart from your amnesia there was nothing much wrong with you. Loki visited you every day for as long as he was permitted (and occasionally longer, if you pouted enough). After your second week, you were released from the hospital under the care of Tony Stark and moved into Stark Tower where you would stay until your memory finally returned.

"You can stay too, Reindeer Games, but only because you're good for Y/N," Tony had said, crossing his arms. "And if you destroy my tower again, I'll shove you off the top like I should have done before."

"Understood," Loki said. He didn't bother mentioning that, should he destroy the tower again, there would be no top for him to be shoved off of.

"Loki," you said uncertainly after nearly a month passed and you were nowhere closer to regaining your memories.

"Yes, darling?" Loki asked idly, flipping a page of his book.

"I- never mind," you said hastily.

Loki looked up. "What is it? There's clearly something on your mind."

"It's not important," you said, but he could tell from your tone that it very much was.

"You can hardly expect me to believe that," he said.

Your cheeks darkened. "You said we were friends, right? Before?"

"Yes," Loki said slowly, daring to hope that he had some idea of what you were trying to ask.

"Were we ever... more than that?" You were determinedly not looking at him, instead staring at your hands.

Relief bled through his system. "Yes, we were. I suppose I haven't been entirely honest with you, so I ask your forgiveness." He rolled up the sleeve of his right arm, where the first words you had said to him were permanently marked on his skin.

"The soul mark?" You asked curiously, tugging up your own sleeve. "Was I your soulmate? Before?"

"You still are," Loki said, voice soft. "I am sorry I didn't tell you. I didn't want to overwhelm you."

"It's okay. I understand. It would have been too much at first but now… I'm just relieved it's you." You ducked your head, embarrassed, and Loki found himself falling in love with you all over again. You rubbed the back of your neck, still flustered, and continued. "I had this dream last night, but it felt too real to be a dream, you know. We were walking down the streets of a beautiful city, hand in hand, laughing about something."

"I'd imagine it was Asgard. We would roam that city a lot, you and I. I enjoyed seeing everything through your eyes, how you'd light up when seeing the little shops and bakeries," Loki said.

"I want to remember everything," you said, leaning forward to grab his hand. "You don't know what it's like, not knowing who you are or anything you've done. I want to be me again, who I was before."

"And you will be," Loki said, brushing his thumb across your cheek. "All in good time, darling."

The doctors had said that, when your memory returned, it would be all at once. Not only were they right, but you learned that good timing, it seemed, was something of a cliché.

"And this is where Thor and I learned to ride. It was one of my favorite activities as a child. Thor loathed it," Loki said, the two walking hand-in-hand through the grounds of Asgard's palace. It was your first time back in Asgard since your memory had been lost, and while your memories still remained just out of reach, you had several times felt a strong sense of déjà vu.

"When did you last go riding?" you asked him, the two of you leaning against the fence and watching the horses that grazed quietly within the pasture.

Loki made a thoughtful noise. "A few months ago, I believe. I find myself with less and less time to spare."

"We should go! Please?" you asked hopefully.

Loki, who had long since accepted the fact that he could hardly deny you anything, agreed. "Certainly, darling. One of the horses here is yours, after all."

"What?" The question came out as more of a squeak as he pushed off the fence and strode towards the stables, pausing several paces away to offer his hand to you.

Loki smiled as your fingers intertwined with his. "Yes. A gift from my mother."

"A thank you gift for putting up with you?" you asked before you had the sense to keep the quip to yourself.

Loki laughed, eyes dancing, and squeezed your hand. "Something like that, perhaps."

He waved off the stablehands, saddling his horse as you watched.

"We'll do yours next," Loki said, leading his horse (a tall and broad black stallion named Ebon) out of the stall. One of the stablehands took the reins from him. "Yours is just a few stalls down. You named her Argent."

Argent was dapple gray, tall and dainty, and greeted you with a nicker when you and Loki entered her stall. He helping you saddle her, his cool hands guiding yours through the motions. "Was I a good rider?" you asked him, feeling a sense of familiarity in the actions.

"Quite, once you got the hang of it. I still remember the first time you saw Ebon. I didn't realize your eyes could get so big," Loki said, laughing lightly. "You were terrified he would buck you off, though he is the most well-mannered stallion in these stables."

Your heart held a fierce ache to remember this, these memories that seemed to make him so happy. He finished helping you secure the last buckle, oblivious to your silent longing, and his chest brushed against yours as he turned in the cramped space.

Finally, Loki seemed to notice the odd expression on your face. Whatever he saw in your eyes made his cheeks tint red. "What is it, darling?"

You weren't sure what made you do it. Just that one second you were staring into his eyes and the next you had bridged the space between you, your lips colliding with his in a desperate kiss.

And everything fell into place.

"Oh," you breathed, the silent exclamation swallowed by his mouth as his hand ran down around your waist, pulling you closer.

Argent whinnied impatiently, bringing the two of you back to reality, the two of you breaking apart. Loki chuckled, still holding you close enough that you could feel how it reverberated in his chest. "Making out in the stables like a teenager," he said, just loud enough for you to hear him, still chuckling.

"I remember," was all you could think to say amidst the memories and thoughts and feelings that had flooded your mind.

"You- what?" Loki asked, laughter dying. "Truly, you remember?"

Your mouth was stretched into such a big smile you felt it might split apart. "Yes. I remember everything."

"My Y/N," Loki said, smiling too as he rested his forehead against yours. "I did tell you, didn't I? All in good timing."

[valkyrieandstrangeridingaragorn]

How do you think Loki would react after someone else sees his memories? Or some of them (you know Thanos). But it wasnt his choice for that to happen, but lets say for mercy sake it wasnt the other persons choice either. But in exchange he also got to see their memories too. I saw a post about Loki sharing his memories with Thor I think, that's what inspired me thinking about him and someone else that was like a potential friend or something idk. Would he trust them more after seeing everything about them? But they also know the same so I feel like that'd be weird for him. Maybe it'd be easier if they didn't ask him about any of it and let it go? Not sure. You have good ideas so I figured I'd ask.

Oh, thanks 😊

As I was reading your ask I kept thinking of Wanda and Vision, it would make an interesting story since most of Loki's pain comes from his time with Thanos + the sceptre and Vis has the Mind Stone and Wanda got her powers from it as well. I'm thinking that through some form of connection between them either Wanda or Vis (or both) just by being in the same room with Loki it allowed them to get into his mind effortlessly.

I can imagine them seeing certain things but mostly disconnected because that's how I picture Loki thinking about those days. Thanos twisted his memories so much that he probably doesn't really know what's real and what isn't, so the images would be basically flashes of certain things said to him, mostly hurtful, him letting go of the Bifrost and another of Thor pushing him, of Odin hating him mixed with Thanos yelling at him (or worse) or him seeing the chaos on Earth, this one image clearer since it came after Thor hit him on the head and he looked aware of his surroundings for the first time since he arrived in NYC.

Wanda and Vis wouldn't know how to react or what to do with that info, if Loki found out he wouldn't be happy at all either, he'd probably feel way too vulnerable and weak which would likely make him angry, he'd probably lash out for a moment mostly out of fear, but Vis is a great guy, I think he'd put up with the aggression for a moment and once Loki calmed down he'd talk to him, with Wanda slowly getting into it as well.

And since I don't see neither Vision nor Wanda trusting Loki enough to let him look inside their minds, through that Mind Stone-connection he'd try without them knowing and see how horribly Wanda had been treated by Hydra, how much it hurt her to lose her brother (and that particular part would resonate with him - in this part I would love for Wanda to realize that Loki is seeing her and her brother and she wouldn't like it but she would feel how much Loki loves his brother too and she'd just let him look in her mind a little longer), and he'd see Vis comforting her and how both of them formed a loving relationship, perhaps he could also see Steve trusting her enough to fight alongside her in Sokovia, Clint talking to her and telling her she's not a villain, then the whole team accepting her as one of them, that could make Loki wonder if they'd do the same for him... Also Wanda's love for her country and her people would resonate with him too.

So yeah, I can see that working out somehow, I don't know if Loki would be friends with them eventually but I can see an allyship and some willingness on their part to hear him and perhaps even comfort him. I don't know if this idea is good or not but this is all I could think of 😅

[dukereviewsmovies]

Duke Reviews: Doctor Strange

Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews Where We Continue Our Look At The Marvel Cinematic Universe...

By Talking About Marvel's First Dive Into The Realm Of Magic, With Doctor Strange...

This Film Introduces The Talented Neurosurgeon Doctor Stephen Strange, Who After A Tragic Car Accident Must Put His Ego Aside To Learn The Secrets Of A Hidden World Of Mysticism And Alternate Dimensions. Once Learned Strange Realizes He Must Use His New Powers To Protect The World From A Deadly Enemy Who Is Out To Destroy It...

Will Strange Stop This New Enemy With The Help Of His New Allies?

Let's Find Out As We Watch Doctor Strange...

The Film Starts In Kathmandu As The Sorcerer Kaecilius (Played By Not My Hannibal Lecter) Enter The Secret Compound Of Kamar Taj And Behead It's Librarian So They Can Steal A Few Pages From An Ancient Mythical Text That Belongs To The Ancient One (Played By Tilda Swinton)...

Who Finds Kaecilius Inside Of The Library And Warns Him That The Ritual He Carries Will Only Bring Him Sorrow But Trying To Escape It Leads To A Short Fight With Kaecilius And His Followers Against The Ancient One...

(Start At 2:12, End At 3:44)

We Then Meet Doctor Stephen Strange (Played By Benedict Cumberbatch) Who Is An Arrogant, Wealthy And Acclaimed Neurosurgeon. However, After A Car Accident Severely Injures His Hands To The Point That He Can't Operate Anymore, Fellow Surgeon And Possible Ex-Girlfriend, Christine Palmer (Played By Rachel McAdams) Tries To Help Strange Move On With His Life As He Does Physical Therapy...

But Unable To Accept His New Reality, Strange Pursues Experimental Surgeries To Try To Heal His Hands And Nearly Bankrupts Himself In The Process. However, When He Hears About A Man Named Jonathan Pangborn (Played By Benjamin Bratt)...

Who's Probably Glad He's Not In A Comic Book Movie Involving Cats...

Anyway, Pangborn Is A Paraplegic Who Mysteriously Regained The Use Of His Legs And Despite Hating Strange For Not Helping Him When He Came To Him For Help, He Decides To Help Him By Telling Him About Kamar Taj, But Warns Him That The Price For What He Seeks Is High...

Travelling To Kathmandu To Find Kamar Taj, Strange Eventually Meets Mordo (Played By Scar From The Remake Of The Lion King)

And Yes, I Know I Forgot To Mention In My Civil War Review That Rafiki Is Black Panther's Father But I'll Probably Mention It Again In My Eventual Review Of Black Panther That Will Happen Sooner Than I Think It Will Be...

Anyway, Strange Meets Mordo Who Takes Him To Kamar Taj To Meet The Ancient One Who (After A Bit Of Riddicule From Strange) Demonstrates Her Power Before Him Which In Itself Is One Big Acid Trip...

Though She Refuses At First To Train Strange Because She's Worried That He Is Too Much Like Kaecilius, The Ancient One Eventually Decides To Train Him At Mordo's Insistence That Kamar Taj Could Use A Man Like Strange...

And So The Training Begins...Cue Training Montage!

After Months Of Training With The Ancient One And Mordo And Borrowing Books From The Library That's Guarded By Master Wong (Played By Benedict Wong) Strange Reaches An Advanced Level, So Advanced That He Secretly Reads From The Text That Kaecilius Stole Pages From And Learning To Bend Time With The Eye Of Agamotto...

Caught By Wong And Mordo, They Warn Strange Against Breaking The Laws Of Nature, Asking How He Did That, Strange Tells Them That He Has A Photographic Memory Which Allowed Him To Get His M.D. And Ph.D At The Same Time...

Realizing That Strange Was Born For The Mystic Arts, They Decide To Tell Him The Truth, That While Heroes Like The Avengers Protect The World From Physical Dangers, They Protect Earth From More Magical Threats...

Well, If That's True Where Were You Guys During The Avengers Battle Of New York? Is Loki Not Magical?

Strange Also Learns That The Ancient One Is The Latest In A Long Line Of Sorcerer Supremes That Take Care Of 3 Buildings That Are Called Sanctums That Are In New York, London And Hong Kong Which Are All Accessible Through Kamar Taj That Act As A Shield To Protect Earth From Other Dimensional Threats...

And They In Turn Protect The Sanctums, However As They Talk The Door To The London Sanctum Opens As The Protector Enters For Them To See Him Be Killed By Kaecilius, Who During Strange's Training Has Enacted The Spell And Gained The Powers From The Dark Dimension, The Home Of Dormammu...

Ok, I Realize That Some Of This Sounds Confusing But Dormammu Is The Ruler Of The Dark Dimension, A Being Of Infinite Power And Endless Hunger Who Is On A Quest To Invade Every Universe And Bring Them To The Dark Dimension...

Seeing Kaecilius, Strange, Mordo And Wong Are Unable To Stop Him From Destroying The London Sanctum But The Explosion Is So Powerful It Knocks Strange Into The New York Sanctum, While There He Looks Around Only To Eventually See Kaecilius And His Minions Enter The New York Sanctum To Kill It's Protector...

Fighting Them With The Help of His New Powers And The Help Of An Artifact There Known As The Cloak Of Levitation, Strange Manages To Capture Galen Erso For A Second So He Can Ask Him Some Questions And He Does Discover Kaecilius' Plan Which Is To Send The Earth To The Dark Dimension To Save It From The Greatest Enemy In The World, Time...

But As He Discovers This, Strange Also Learns A That The Ancient One Uses The More Powerful Magics For Herself To Keep Herself Young But As Kaecilius Continues Talking One Of His Henchmen, Stabs Strange In The Gut To The Point That He Has To Transport Himself To The Hospital To Ask Christine To Save Him...

But While She's Operating On Strange, He Passes Out But Defibrillating Him Gets Strange Out Of His Body And Into The Astral Plane So He Can Help Christine Save Him. But Followed By The Same Henchmen Who Stabbed Him In His Astral Form Leads To An Astral Battle Between Strange And The Henchmen...

Eventually Defeating The Henchmen With Christine's Help, Strange Goes Back Into His Body So Christine Can Finish Healing Him As He Explains Everything To Her. But Eventually Returning To The New York Sanctum, Strange Reunites With Mordo And The Ancient One Where Strange Reveals Everything That Kaecilius Told Him About The Ancient One...

Despite The Ancient One Denying This And Mordo Knowing The Responsibility That Rests Upon The Ancient One's Shoulders, Kaecilius And His Minions Return To Try To Destroy The New York Sanctum..

But When Strange Sends Them All To The Mirror Dimension, It Leads To A Scene With Great Inception Level Effects As A Fight Scene With Strange, Mordo And The Ancient One Against Kaecilius And His Minions Happens While Also Throwing In Our Stan Lee Cameo For This Movie...

Stan Lee Cameo!

As Mordo Discovers That The Ancient One Does Draw Power From The Dark Dimension, Kaecilius Stabs Her During Their Fight Which Forces Strange To Take Her Into The Hospital But As She Is Being Operated On, Strange Goes Into The Astral Plane To See The Ancient One Leaving Her Body And Headed Outside Of The Hospital...

There, The Ancient One Talks With Strange Telling Him That He Has A Great Capacity For Goodness But His Arrogance And Fear Of Failure Prevent Him From Learning The One Lesson He Needs To Learn: That It's Not About Him...

Then Why Is The Movie Called Doctor Strange?

Telling Him About How About How Pangborn Uses His Magic, She Tells Strange Before She Dies That He Will Need To Break The Rules In Order To Stop Kaecilius Even If Mordo Doesn't Like It...

Saying Goodbye To Christine, Strange Travels Back To Kamar Taj To Get Mordo, Who Blames This Entire Incident On The Ancient One, Stating That Because She Drew Energy From The Dark Dimension It Lead To The Creation Of Kaecilius And His Minions Saying That The Bill Comes Due Or In Other Words...

Least That's The Way I Like To Put It...

Asking Mordo To Help Him Fight Them, They Arrive In Hong Kong Too Late, Finding Wong Dead, The Sanctum Destroyed And The Dark Dimension Starting To Engulf Earth, Using The Eye Of Agamotto To Reverse Time And Save Wong, But Realizing He Can't Stop The Inevitable, Strange Decides To Enter The Dark Dimension To Take His Case To Dormammu (Voiced By Oh, What A Surprise, Benedict Cumberbatch)...

Seriously, Benedict Just Starting In This Film Wasn't Enough You Had To Lend Your Smaug Voice To The Bad Guy?

Keeping To His Promise, Dormammu Sends Kaecilius And His Followers To The Dark Dimension As Strange Breaks The Time Loop, But Comparing Strange To The Ancient One, Mordo Renounces His Sorcerer Ways And Leaves....

Returning The Eye Of Agamotto To Kamar Taj, Strange Decides To Take Residence In The New York Sanctum To Continue His Studies With Wong As Our Movie Ends...

We Get A Mid Credits Scene Where Strange Is Visited By Thor (Played By Chris Hemsworth) Who Strange Questions Why He Is On Earth With His Brother Loki? Which Is When Thor Explains That They Are Looking For Their Father, Odin...

Asking If They Will Leave Earth After, Thor Tells Strange Yes, Which Leads Strange To Offer To Help Them...

We Also Get An End Scene, Where Mordo Confronts Pangborn And Steals The Mystic Energy He Uses To Walk As He Claims That Earth Has Too Many Sorcerers Before He Walks Off...

And That's Doctor Strange And...It's Okay...

The Story Is Confusing At Times But The Effects Are Awesome And The Cast Is Great In Their Roles Especially Cumberbatch And Edjiofor So, I Guess I Say See It...

Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...

[crunchy-star]

The tags are absolute wack and amazing:

loki may have died years ago but the extent of the Easter eggs he 's left around are still around

as a guardian Thor is going to start finding them

obviously loki got storm breaker commissioned otherwise why would there be a cast waiting conveniently for Thor

If Thor had bothered to check the knife loki was using on Thanos he would have found it to be spray painted plastic

If Thor had bothered to ask around he would have found out loki had been on saakar for twenty minutes not two weeks

Thor probably doesn't even know loki can look into the memories of others but eventually he'll have to find out loki got valkyrie to help

Loki is living in the guardians ship with them and they don't even know it

He's not spying on Thor or anything but every single hint loki has left for Thor screams that loki is living in the room next to him

That bar uses lokis symbol and when I asked they said, he is close enough to sleep by your side,which was kinda creepy but funny

Gamora who say loki getting snacks from the common room at 3 am yesterday: huh that's a wild new clue you've got.. Good luck deciphering that

Rocket who had loki help design a new blaster this morning: I wonder what it means

Peter who hold weekly midgard night with loki where they share earth things : maybe one day you will reach the end and f the breadcrumb trail...?

Mantis who is working with loki to improve her emotion powers: it does sound like a challenging puzzle!

Drax who thinks Thor is behind metaphorical when he says loki is dead and thinks Thor knows he's alive: it doesn't sound encrypted at all

Groot who is still annoyed that loki beat his high score: I am groot

tldr: Thor is still sad avout loki dying and the guardians have to suffer through his childhood stories because he breaks down otherwise

But Thor kind of just laughs and cries and they don't know what to do so they decide to let him figure out loki lives on the ship himself

But Thor is convinced that loki would hide any and every message under 5 levels of encryption and 20 riddles so he misses obvious things

My brother is incredibly smart if this note says he is alive and well and closer than I may think then I must decode the truth from it.

Thor: *starts laughing and sobbing*

Guardians: what's wrong

Thor: loki would wear leather to sneak around because its made of hide, guys, HIDE-

Guardians: *groans*