#thomas also tried to bang frances herself btw because why the fuck not at this point | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

thewritingpossum · 1 month ago

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I also forgot that Frances Brandon go pleads for her husband's life and then informs queen Mary that Henry Grey was bisexual (and masc for masc, a very important precision) and was essentially seduced by Thomas Seymour into plotting to make their daughter queen, that sure was something too

#sometimes i feel i have some wild ass ship but honestly i got *nothing* on emily purdy #anyway it's unclear if henry and thomas actually fucked or just flirted but the result is the same #thomas also tried to bang frances herself btw because why the fuck not at this point #book!mary react by feeling oh so dirtied by such a sinful revelation and going to pray for 12 hours or something #and like...i'm not interested in the fake ass whitewashed version of mary who would have been all chill with homosexuality #but i honestly feel like the real mary's reaction would have been more along the lines of:#'...girl why are you telling me all that? your traitorous protestant husband is going to the block anyway but alright i guess...'#emily purdy don't make random historical figures fuck each others for no reason challenge level impossible

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