#tho it does look a little short or is it the styling 🤔

[yonglixx]

[fuck-goes-on]

Venus

pairing/s: marcus pike x enby! oc (aphrodite)

summary: marcus pike tiredly regards their newest bust, the birth of venus by botticelli, and is suprised by an unknown force that brings aphrodite to life

warning/s: nudity, sexual attraction (i think? idfk im ace pls i dont know this shit), magic shit that i cant be bothered to explain, lowkey application of greek myth?? poorly done tho

note/s: this is just like a little blurb/concept that i came up with in the shower and now we're here HAHAHA i lowkey wanna write more of this but idk 🤔 yes aphrodite is non-binary, yes aphrodite does NOT look the same as in the painting because i believe their appearance would change with the beauty standards of the time period, and YES they have a soft pastel cottage core aesthetic

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Marcus sighed as he entered headquarters early in the morning, greeting the guards and the receptionists as he headed towards the elevator. There was massive bust the other day that got them to recover the stolen ‘Birth of Venus’. The painting was sitting in the recovery room, where its large canvas almost took up the whole room. He was supposed to go over with the team to see if there was any damage to the piece and to contact the owner.

As he walked into the room, he placed his belongings on a table and went to stand in front of the painting, scrutinising every single detail and simultaneously admiring the paintwork of Botticelli; The painter was truly amazing.

However, Marcus soon found himself getting dizzy as his eyes focused on the detailed face of Aphrodite. His sight blurred at the edges and the room spun rapidly. Bracing himself on a nearby table, he closed his eyes as the same time a bright flash filled the room.

A heavy weight fell on top of him, making him tumble down to the floor in surprise. Marcus heard a small noise of shock on top of him. His hands came up to gently push the figure off of him, but froze at the touch of bare skin.

The person finally pushed themself up, revealing their naked body as they moved to sit on their knees. Thick thighs straddled Marcus's waist, small hands pressed on his chest, and, fuck, he's hard. They blinked their weary eyes open and stared down at Marcus's red flushed face.

He was astonished by how gorgeous the person was; Freckles were scattered across their face like constellations in the night sky; Long and curled lashes fluttered against full and rosy cheeks; Hair cut short and styled with beautiful waves framed their facial structure; The plumpness of their stomach, thighs and arms encompassed his own body in warmth.

They were utterly and devastatingly attractive.

A sheepish expression was spread on their face, their eyes crinkling at the sides adorably. "Apologies, I am often quite clumsy," They said, their voice washing over Marcus like a tidal wave of a soothing melody. "You are a handsome stranger, might I ask for your name?"

"M-Marcus," He replied once he has found the strength to speak. Clearing his throat, he sat up and helped them up on their feet before standing up as well. He averted his eyes away from their nudity and removed his long coat, wrapping it around their shoulders to cover up. They looked slightly confused at the act but snuggled the soft fabric tighter around themself. "And you, what's your name?"

"You do not know my name, mortal?" They questioned, quirking up a brow in disbelief. "I am Aphrodite, goddess of love. Be grateful I didn't smite you on the spot for your ignorance."

Marcus narrowed his eyes at this... Aphrodite, letting himself look them over now that they were covered and looked back at the painting—

"Fuck!" He exclaimed loudly, quickly pacing to the front of the large Botticelli painting and panicked over the missing important figure in the middle. A clear absence of a woman standing on top of the now empty shell was unmistakable. "Where the fuck did Venus go?"

"They're right here." Marcus twisted his head to the side to see Aphrodite's annoyance showing through their body language. They had their arms crossed in front of their chest and leaned heavily on their left leg. "I must say, this behaviour is unlike any mortal I've ever met. You dare act this way in front of an Olympian?"

"Look, sir, with all due respect, you look nothing like Botticelli's Venus," He said in a light tone as to not come off as offensive, "And there's no way you came out from that painting."

"You never know the works of the Fates, mortal," They rebutted, challenging him to prove them wrong. "And you clearly don't know my capabilities as a god." Marcus could only let his jaw fall open at the incredulous statement and situation. He rubbed at his face as he checked the time on his watch.

It was nearing the time when his coworkers would come in and he had a very naked unauthorised person in a room filled with many invaluable artworks. He needed to find a way to smuggle them out and figure out how to deal with the situation. It dawned on him that he has an extra pair of clothes in his office for the days when he doesn't leave headquarters.

"Come with me, I need to hide you quickly or else we'll both get in trouble," Marcus said, reaching out to hold them by the wrist and pulling them out of the room. They let themself be dragged to his office, looking around the place in interest. When they stepped into his workroom, he immediately locked the door and drew the blinds for privacy. He dug out and extra clothes and shoved them into Aphrodite's arms. "Wear those for now, I have to get you out and I can't do that if you're walking around naked."

They redarded the pristine clothes for a moment before gazing up at him with confusion. "I don't know how to out these on."

Fuck.

general taglist: @stillshelbs @pedroepascal

[moitiefille]

13:

two

his hair makes him remind me of moe from the three stooges, and his outfit has no style. i don’t know his personality so he has no way of compensating for looking like moe from the three stooges

12:

seven

he is ok. i like his stylish umbrella, i wish new doctor who continued the question mark motif, but his face does nothing for me and he looks like a guy who would be a man reading a newspaper on a park bench but not in a fuckable way

11:

eleven

he’s pretty handsome in a weird looking way actually but i don’t like his hipster fashion sense and he reminds me too much of moffat era to be fuckable, but i do like his heavy brow ridge and still congrats to matt for getting people to love his doctor so much bc i remember how skeptical people were when the first promo photos came out of him in that proto-costume that was mostly just dark semi-formal-wear

10:

ten

he’s not physically attractive to me at all, and i really hate his haircut, it’s the worst sort of 2000s hair imo, but he (david tennant) is just having a good time and that makes his doctor more fuckable :) i like a smiley cheerful doctor. he’s also an angsty doctor but that’s ok, he’s got that hurt/comfort fuckability. i hate his suits though, although the converse does make it a little less bad

9:

one

fuckable grandpa

8:

eight

not sure if this was he right spot. don’t know this doctor and i don’t like victorian clothing, but i like long hair and he looks like a pansy so that gives him pints :)

7:

twelve

even though i associate him with looking like jordan peterson and reminding me of rick from rick and morty idk why and i’ve never seen the show but even so he’s still pretty fuckable :) he’s got a handsome intense face, i love his eyes, and the way he’s got bags under them. he’s made up of a lot of pleasingly curved lines: eyebrows, eyes, nose shape, curly hair, graceful hands, snarly mouth etc

6:

thirteen

hard to place her because she’s sort of generic looking to a degree. she’s definitely pretty and she does have a face that’s exudes wonder and excitement in this picture. i don’t like her hairstyle, though, i think i would like it more if it was a little less styled, a lil more Wyled :3 lol although she does kinda have hair like 5’s. was that intentional? 🤔🧐

5:

three

he’s very handsome! and another

fuckable grandpa

he’s got a gorgeous big nose, and generally handsome face and nice curly hair. i like the dandyish cape and ruffles and velvet suit, he’s got that GNC bisexual swag. not astral but astral, also remember those pics i sent of jon pertwee in the 70s on that bike and in those short shorts? incredibly fuckable :3cc would definitely fuck this doctor even tho idk his personality much

4:

six

this guy has the best suit and that alone makes him fuckable. a man who decides to wear that every single day and has a matching cat pin and multiple vests with dotted buttons, teddy bear buttons, ladybug buttons etc, is a man with fuckable vibes :) even if he’s mean, perhaps because of it uwu. also like his curly blonde hair and smug look

[akane171]

Nooooo😰😰🙈 I didn't and wouldn't 😰🙈 Honestly, kinda thought I might have finally annoyed you enough or you're just busy🤷🏻‍♀️🙈 Sorry🙈 I really didn't think the Tumblr Secretary would start erasing messages to you, too🙈🙈

Haha, yes, very smart of you😊🙈

Only one sushi restaurant?😯 Huh, amazing... Tho admittedly, I haven't eaten it either (yet?)😅😂

😂😂😂 Understandably😂😂

...Possessed? I just wanted to become FRIENDS with demons...😶🙈 But ohh, the more I think about it, the cooler getting possessed and being able to just take a backseat from life is starting to sound 😉😉😂😂

😂😂 "dumb fucks" 😂😂😂

...I doubt it, but okay... Tho I can't shut my cake if I don't have any cake?🤔😉😂😂😂

😂😂 Ohh, this reminds me of a clip from a concert where Brendon Urie "introduced" a song by explaining how his Mom likes it when he curses and proceeds to swear "like fuck and shit and ass and bitch and dick and balls and goddammit" perfectly in rhythm😂😂😂

Awww,  they go to a restaurant?😍😍☺ Okay, Yeah, I'm definitely reading those when I have some real time to read again😍🙈😂

Well, I guess he really WAS A replacement for Winn and Mon... And they did kinda jam Winn's brilliance with Mon's space-puppy alien-ness into one in Brainy's character from the little bit I've seen of Post S3😅🙈 And yup, last scene sucked...🙄

Maybe they really just didn't like Kara as a character...😖😫

Haha, yess, and just imagine all the other lines they could use!😍 Oh, btw, I remembered the original bad chemistry pick-up line I came up with, it went like this: "Are you a catalyst? Cause you certainly always get me started" 😂😂🤣🤣 Oh, or imagine this: "Are you an exothermic reaction? Cause you are hot"🤣🤣🤣 Oh, oh, or back to an English Literature pick-up line: "Are you my zero focalizer? Cause I feel like you know me inside out, more so than even I myself do"😅🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ And ohhh, their students shipping and trying to set them up would be GOLDEN!😍😍😍😍

yup, they could definitely learn a Lot from each other🤔 And HAHAHAHA, sounds accurate, esp. since Max is probably absolutely doing it on purpose cause he doesn't like Kara and no way in hell does he want his baby brother fraternizing with her😉😉🤣🤣 But hey, Karamel can hope Sam ships them and keeps Max away so they can spend time together🤔🤔 Oh god, Max and Cat? That's quite terrifying and amusing, not sure if that pair would be a good idea tho if they don't want the Multiverse to end😅 Ohhhh, Max and Cat fighting over Mon and Kara would be GOLDEN😂😂😂 Just imagine the arguments about 😂😂😂 Poor Sam&Eve who will have to deal with THAT chaos tho😅🙈

Samesies☺🙈 Sorr, again about the confusion😰🙈🙈🙈

PS: 🤣🤣🤣 Why do I feel like she might murder me for telling you about this?🤣🤣😅🙈🙈

PS2: Oh, you mean the ones from the Musical? If you mean those, then yess, I did😍😍😍😁😁🤗 (Thanks to you actually🤣🤣😉) At first I thought that style looked kinda weird, but the more I see it, the better it looks on him🤔😂 (Tho short haired him with a little bit longer stubble still is his best look IMO🤔🙈🤷🏻‍♀️)

XXX

Oh cool, so we are both in the "I'm afraid I annoyed that person too much and she/he has enough of me" xD

Also, you suck Tumblr Secretary!!!

Girl, I live in a 12k people town, the fact have one good sushi restaurant is like a miracle. No Chinese restaruants, btw.

But I kind of miss my friends, some classes and almost no responsibilities xD

...now you sound like Stephen King and I'm starting to get really worried about your storylines =='

What? Sad facts. And the fact they rule so many societies from the backseat is even sadder

Cake HOLE, HOLE, ok?! I forgot to add it. But you can always BUY some cake and problem solved! Even better, you can shut your mouth on the cake and be forever happy!!!!

lol, I guess his mom was very proud? x'D

DO IT!!!!!

And i guess that annoyed me so much, becasue here we were, once again with the same charatcer just in a different body. The scene when he prepared bed breakfast for Nia and tried to be a perfect boyfriend and i was just rolling my eyes so hard I saw the insides of my skull. And the fact is they totally ignored his comic book canon. I get why they didn't make him LI for Kara and make him and Nia a thing, but the rest? He's an idiot? 12th level genius? Where?

That or they had no idea what to do with her character. Aside of the fact they made her just Kal's clone with longer hair, ignored her whole comic book canon that makes her different and special, they had no plan for her character development. I feel they later just fell in love with their human charatcers they made (aka Alex and Walmart Witch) and deeloped them, while ignoring Kara. The titular hero. UGH

One of the reasons why the humanphilia pissed me soo much in this show :/

I see you liked the idea xD Add Eve as sex ed teacher, Winn as IT, Alex PE and biology?, Nia something with English, Brainiac math, Lobotomizer physics, John history, Lex the principal, Kelly as the school psychologist. Plus, dunno, M'gann, Cat, William, Imra, Sam, Siobbhan, and other bad guys as bad teachers xD Could be a fun fic xD

Or even better, imagine Cat promoting Kara as CatCo's superhero, while Max promotting Mon-El as Valor as his company and both them fighting which is better, while Kara and Mon-Elbeing done with them, and one day just openly, in fromt of cameras making out to make them shut up. LOL

No prob, not your fault!

PS She probably will, sorry! xD

PS2: yes, same. He really digs that look. I think I liked most his Kai-back-from-the-dead look and s3 Mon-El, when he was wearing black Legion uniform. This or that, I'm aroace but I seriously think he is aesthetically very hot and handsome. Lucky Melissa xD

Stay safe!