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[drsatyr]

It is presently 4 30 in the morning and I need to lay out everything my brain has churned through before I inevitably have more important thongs to do tomorrow. Mouthwashing anon, if you are reading this post, I want to make it clear that I don't give a fuck if you show all these to your friends, I don't care if you act pompous and above me about the fact I am reading deeper into this than I probably should be. I'm well aware of everything this is saying about me, but I want to talk about you right now.

On my blog, I have made one, count them, one original post about mouthwashing. This post was a joke drawing that did not even feature or mention anya, so, unless you pulled some major fucking reaching up your ass for nonexistent subtext from that, your idea that my interests about this game lie in any significant way within the realm of shipping the characters. I will say this now, I think anya and curly could have an interesting dynamic in a romantic sense but it's really the least of the things I would want to analyze when it comes to mouthwashing. There is a mountain of other symbolism andninformation I would rather spend my time considering.

Now that I've made it clear that my singular original post regarding this game almost certainly did not lead you to the conclusion you made, I want you to step forward and tell me what did. No trick, no foul play, I am actually just fully enamored with the gymnastics that had to place you squarely within my askbox to send that message.

To my knowledge, I have reblogged a single post that could be read in a sense that I'm interested in the ship you claim I am. The issue with this is that reblogs don't show up in the tags. This leaves us with only a few options.

One, you were scrolling my blog after seeing the single original mouthwashing post I have after seeing it in the tags.

Two, the tumblr algorithm put the one revlogged post that could be read as romantic on your dashboard, shown as reblogged from me off of the original poster. Then, after you saw this, you decided to go for the person who reblogged the post rather than its original poster? Which by the way if I found you DO go harrass tge original poster somehow im going to track you down and hit you with a flathead shovel.

THREE, you are someone who already follows me, meaning there is a mole in our ranks that i have to sniff out and publicly execute as an example.

Now, anon if you've made it this far I applaud you for being dedicated to the hating game, and I also formally invite you to my direct messages to answer me one question. Legitimately what the fuck kind of butterfly effect domino stack neural jumping jack gymnastics lead you to the point we are in presently. And if you never see this I hope my like 5 consistently active followers found this at least marginally amusing to watch.

Tldr mouthwashing anon come talk to me. Talk to me now I need to pick your goddamn brain I'm so serious ok goodnight chat

Sorry to all my regular followers that have to read all these. I'm on new meds and they're making me laser focused on this. I HAVE to speak to this person