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dramioneasks · 2 years ago
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Soulmate Marks - Thisisboring - G, one-shot - In a universe where the mark on your skin means more than your blood
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brucequeensteen · 6 months ago
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What. WHAT. It's MORNINGI lost time things got a little heWITH THE BOY. Things got HEATED. With the boy. I was at hOme picking linT off the SOfa. I said to join us! The night's gone the room's soiled and once again I'm HERE with mop and mindlessness to clean it up So the room got dirty so what! I'll clean it up!NO! *I* clean it up *you* make the mess and EYE clean it up. mark it on the calendar align it with ursa major: louis' tri-annual FUCK OFF and find me with apologies to follow (I'm sooorrry 🙂) to SEEK comfort in the arms of lowlifes. and unfortunates. and broken children Fine.ugghhh Fine Fine that doesn't Sound. like Fine. but revEALINGOURNATURE TO A REPORTER. YOU METINABAR TEN HOURS AGOwhat if it was Published😬🥺⁉️I WAS HAVING SOMEFUN(we don't have enough to fear for paris?!)I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF ENDING THINGS WHEN YOUU– YOU were already passed out on the floor. Next to him Louis. out on your feet from the drugs youOH thisisBORING. you're Booorrring! YOU! ARE SO! BORING!!! and here come the drugs COLOURLESS. up the fire. FLAAAVOURLESS. down the throat. DULL. to the heart–DULL–the fingers feet and–DULL NIGHTS–wallowing brain DULL WEEKS. DULL MONTHS. DULL AS FUCK! Suffocation. By the world's Softest, Beige-est Pillow. The ten hours. I spent. With that boy? Were more exciting, more Fascinating, than DECADES. With YOU. ...... oh, there it is! the half Blank, half APOCALYPTIC look but what does it mean Tonight?? Huh? Does he wanna lick my boots 😝hm? orrrr Chop my Hands Off👐 is it the Gremlin. or the Good Nurse tonight? Huh? Okay. Okay perhaps. but AM I. as BORING. as the BLATHER. Committed onto the ferric tapes of your. FAS-CINATING bOY?! oh its so. so HARD to be Me 🥺Pickin LINT? Off the SOFA? [😦] [😐] [muffled arguing] EVERYONE *I* KNOW WRONNNGED ME 🥺 okay! okay. let's wake the boy up, and lets try you: Am The Vampire Armand And My Daddy Vampire Groomed Me Into A Little BITCCHH. (mahh brother he tossed himself ahff a ROOF)Vampires Who Murdered My Daddy Made Me Pretend(mahh SISTER she buried me alahhve)I Didn't Have A DICK For 240 Years!!!my Daughter was my Sister was my Throw Pillow. when He wouldn't look at me Kindly! Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat—I talked shit about him the whole time—THE NAME !!!!!! THE NAME. UNUTTERED IN OUR HOME. FOR TWENTY THREE YEARS. SAID OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL IT WAS POUNDING IN MY BRAIN Like a Hammer! Our problems. aren't about. HIM😢 and you threw HER name around just for cover but it always circled back to Him. I Loved Her :( . But SHE didn't love You. Not like He did. Not like I Have. i know. I KNOW!!!! Yet.
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wiriu · 3 years ago
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just found out tumblr isnt blocked on the school wifi i am going to have fun with this have finn dancing and blanket spouting some politicial shit
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skullybuni · 4 years ago
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a bed for a whore prinnie
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scoutthecorg · 8 years ago
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People watching at the bookstore. #thisisboring #wherearethetreats #corgi #corgistagram (at Barnes & Noble)
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yesyfur · 8 years ago
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#mainevent #entertainment #wwe #royalrumble #lastmanstanding #randyorton #undertaker #boo #romanreigns #sucks #thisisboring #why #royalrumble2017 #nottoremember #falseadvertising #wack
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dhr-ao3 · 2 years ago
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Anniversary Party
Anniversary Party https://ift.tt/SKAHiD7 by Thisisboring Each year there is a celebration on the anniversary of the war. What started as a sorrowful event has morphed into an unruly celebration. Hermione is sloshed, receiving unwanted advances when she catches sight of a familiar blonde head. Maybe he is just what she needs to save herself. Words: 2987, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Cormac McLaggen Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, The Golden Trio, Cormac McLaggen Bashing, Mutual Pining, Not Beta Read, Anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts, Drunk Hermione Granger, One Shot via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/KPv2CNe October 20, 2022 at 10:16PM
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eialliance · 6 years ago
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I am bored
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goldenchildent · 7 years ago
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#brooklyn keeps it 💯💯💯 @showtimeboxing don’t ever ever ever bring @erislandylara_oficial or @terrellgausha back to #brooklynboxing again ‼️#thisisboring 😂😂 how the main event is the worst fight of the entire night ⁉️ (at Barclays Center)
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artbyfionajae-blog · 7 years ago
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Me and my baby girl waiting for the plane to take off! #thisisboring #firstflightin17years #vacation #randr #isittoearlytostartdrinking
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itsbap · 7 years ago
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byzelo: 내 꿈은 배우 #죄송해요 #한가지만#집중#흠#이거#재미없는데#지울까
My dream is to be an actor #Sorry #JustFocusOn #OneThingOnly #Hm #ThisIsBoring #ShouldIDelete
Video trans: "What do you mean I'm an eunuch? What are you talking about? What do you mean I'm an eunuch?"
trans by transforbap ; take out with full credit.
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whaylaspeaks · 8 years ago
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I promise that she loves me. One day we'll take a picture that proves it. #thisisboring #imbored
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dhr-ao3 · 2 years ago
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Soulmate Marks
Soulmate Marks https://ift.tt/8mtiBc6 by Thisisboring In a universe where the mark on your skin means more than your blood Words: 3159, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmates, Workplace, One Shot via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/UYbDAg0 October 30, 2022 at 09:01PM
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piaisabell · 8 years ago
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Shopping dinner #meny #skomagergade #roskilde #denmark #tuesday #thisisboring #mylife #october #fall (her: MENY Skomagergade)
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kdotr66 · 8 years ago
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I will not be ignored... #pitbullsofinstagram #letsgo #thisisboring
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jalopyginger · 9 years ago
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Taking breaks from watching glue dry to go watch paint dry. Such is the price of progress
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