What. WHAT. It's MORNINGI lost time things got a little heWITH THE BOY. Things got HEATED. With the boy. I was at hOme picking linT off the SOfa. I said to join us! The night's gone the room's soiled and once again I'm HERE with mop and mindlessness to clean it up So the room got dirty so what! I'll clean it up!NO! *I* clean it up *you* make the mess and EYE clean it up. mark it on the calendar align it with ursa major: louis' tri-annual FUCK OFF and find me with apologies to follow (I'm sooorrry 🙂) to SEEK comfort in the arms of lowlifes. and unfortunates. and broken children Fine.ugghhh Fine Fine that doesn't Sound. like Fine. but revEALINGOURNATURE TO A REPORTER. YOU METINABAR TEN HOURS AGOwhat if it was Published😬🥺⁉️I WAS HAVING SOMEFUN(we don't have enough to fear for paris?!)I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF ENDING THINGS WHEN YOUU– YOU were already passed out on the floor. Next to him Louis. out on your feet from the drugs youOH thisisBORING. you're Booorrring! YOU! ARE SO! BORING!!! and here come the drugs COLOURLESS. up the fire. FLAAAVOURLESS. down the throat. DULL. to the heart–DULL–the fingers feet and–DULL NIGHTS–wallowing brain DULL WEEKS. DULL MONTHS. DULL AS FUCK! Suffocation. By the world's Softest, Beige-est Pillow. The ten hours. I spent. With that boy? Were more exciting, more Fascinating, than DECADES. With YOU. ...... oh, there it is! the half Blank, half APOCALYPTIC look but what does it mean Tonight?? Huh? Does he wanna lick my boots 😝hm? orrrr Chop my Hands Off👐 is it the Gremlin. or the Good Nurse tonight? Huh? Okay. Okay perhaps. but AM I. as BORING. as the BLATHER. Committed onto the ferric tapes of your. FAS-CINATING bOY?! oh its so. so HARD to be Me 🥺Pickin LINT? Off the SOFA? [😦] [😐] [muffled arguing] EVERYONE *I* KNOW WRONNNGED ME 🥺 okay! okay. let's wake the boy up, and lets try you: Am The Vampire Armand And My Daddy Vampire Groomed Me Into A Little BITCCHH. (mahh brother he tossed himself ahff a ROOF)Vampires Who Murdered My Daddy Made Me Pretend(mahh SISTER she buried me alahhve)I Didn't Have A DICK For 240 Years!!!my Daughter was my Sister was my Throw Pillow. when He wouldn't look at me Kindly! Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat Lestat—I talked shit about him the whole time—THE NAME !!!!!! THE NAME. UNUTTERED IN OUR HOME. FOR TWENTY THREE YEARS. SAID OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL IT WAS POUNDING IN MY BRAIN Like a Hammer! Our problems. aren't about. HIM😢 and you threw HER name around just for cover but it always circled back to Him. I Loved Her :( . But SHE didn't love You. Not like He did. Not like I Have. i know. I KNOW!!!! Yet.
Anniversary Party
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by Thisisboring
Each year there is a celebration on the anniversary of the war. What started as a sorrowful event has morphed into an unruly celebration. Hermione is sloshed, receiving unwanted advances when she catches sight of a familiar blonde head. Maybe he is just what she needs to save herself.
Words: 2987, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M
Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Cormac McLaggen
Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, The Golden Trio, Cormac McLaggen Bashing, Mutual Pining, Not Beta Read, Anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts, Drunk Hermione Granger, One Shot
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October 20, 2022 at 10:16PM
#brooklyn keeps it 💯💯💯 @showtimeboxing don’t ever ever ever bring @erislandylara_oficial or @terrellgausha back to #brooklynboxing again ‼️#thisisboring 😂😂 how the main event is the worst fight of the entire night ⁉️ (at Barclays Center)
Soulmate Marks
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by Thisisboring
In a universe where the mark on your skin means more than your blood
Words: 3159, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M
Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott
Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
Additional Tags: Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmates, Workplace, One Shot
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October 30, 2022 at 09:01PM