#this would work because whoever DID get the bank passcode would be too scared/confused/worried about the inevitably wrath | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mybreadsmybutters · 7 days ago

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i want to have a very large family so that when i die (if such an event were ever unfortunate enough to occur) i could leave each of them one individual password of mine each and they could quibble amongst themselves over who should get access to my bank account

#this would work because whoever DID get the bank passcode would be too scared/confused/worried about the inevitably wrath #since thats essentially me leaving her the ENTIRE inheritence and let me tell you she DEFINITELY isnt deserving #then when she drains the account well MORE drama shall ensue… i want them so busy fighting they dont even realize theyve ate my last ever #lasagna i baked for them and left in the fridge without noticing until weeks later. theh didnt even appreciate me. they didnt even savor its #flavor on their tongues. selfish! now they will eat my ashes and bake them into bread. out of grief #mh plan all along… my dastardly bastardly plan… is allll coming together isnt it… muahahha…

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