#this would be cute asfffff

[dilf-destroyer-04]

Best thing I've seen all day

On the list of things I want to write when my brain starts working again: Higuruma Hiromi x a very bubbly, unassuming but brilliant forensic pathologist.

They have one hell of a first meeting when she accidentally drops a binder of autopsy photos she’s bringing to reference at a speaking engagement. Despite her protests, he stoops down to help her pick them up and recoils in unexpected horror.

After she manages to reassure Hiromi that she’s not some insane serial killer, they laugh off their first meeting, not expecting to see each other any time soon. Of course, Hiromi sees her the following day as an expert witness in the current trial he’s involved with and can't help but notice her tenacity and wit….

[walnutcookie]

You’ve heard of trans-fem Rodger, you’ve heard of trans-masc Rodger, now what u gonna do when I pull up with genderfluid Rodger

Also Rodger would %100 come out to Toodles first in any gender version. And she reacts like “Oh okay am I still a girl? :D”

I love genderfull Rodger

I LOVE GENDERFLUID RODGER 🥺🥺 REAL ASFFFFF.. the first one is so cute glistens face is making me giggle HFKGHFKGJKF It is always morally correct to hit your faves with the genderfluid beam

[fics-lovebot]

stray kids recs

main masterlist

· · ♡ · · tysm to the amazing creative minds of the writers for giving me sevaral moments of joy reading your creations

i´ll be constantly updating this list so make sure to check it out often for new recs ;)))

pls remember to reblog if you like any of my recs❤️

e.r means established relationship

ot8

giving them head while they are live - reaction

skz as hard subs - it´s a LOT sjsjjs

boyfriend things skz does - so fluffy

worm tales - crack, “would you love me if i was a worm?” KDAKJSD the hyunjin one lmao, felix is #stressed

sleeping on the couch after an argument - angst and then fluff, they messed up, it´s so sad :(

sitting on their lap while they’re gaming - fluff

chan

he forgets he is the dom - blurb, smut, sub!chan, puthy whipped, braind dead by that puthy

counting thrusts - blurb, smut, fluff, they´re in luvv, chan is cute fr, sex after sex, a lil teasing here and there

jealousy is adorable - yandere, idol!chan, best friend´s little sister reader, posessive and manipulative af, gets a taste of his own medicine

pretend - yandere! chan, he a murdererrrrr but he´s so soft for his baby

lee know

jealousy is a bitch - yandere, idol lino, daycare teacher reader, stalking, manipulation, he wants you to quit ur job, he´s mean, he threatens to harm you, lotttsss of yelling, throwing and kicking things aroung, punching walls, bloody hand and everything

boyfriend texts - slice of life, crack if you squint

han

jealousy is beautiful - yandere, idol!han, he is obsessed, kidnapping, cheating, you´re his new fixation, they´re both CRAZY

felix

suffocating - yandere!felix, noona!reader, toxic af, he thinks you´re trying to leave him so he chokes you,,,

game over - you´re on his lap doing the most, distracting him, so he loses the game and yk what that means, degrading dirty talk

jealousy is sin - yandere, idol!felix, fangirl reader, toxic affff

am i cute now? - smut, the way I gasped when i read the fIRST line I-, he´s sick of you looking at him like your cute lil friend

changbin

jealousy is heartbreaking - yandere, idol!binnie, doctor reader, he´s manipulative af, mentions of suicide, he´s unstable

hyunjin

under his spell - yandere!hyunjin, smut, clingy, obsessive, controlling, jealous, he swears at you, cray-cray, degrading talk, doesn´t let you go out by yourself, manipulation, he´s a witch fr

jealousy is sickening - yandere, idol!hyunjin, dog sitter reader, his love life depends on kkami lmao, he only lets you out of you go with him, he´s got a temper, slamming walls, yelling and all that, he´s terrified of losing you

glossy - smut, spoiled reader, he says so stufff ok?, it gets heated

morning text - so fluffy, pouty jinnie, he´s so dramatic lmao, #sulking

pretty - smut, ex bf! hyunjin, OOFF, he´s obsessed and is trying to get you back with good dicc

no nut november (loser #3) - smut, slice of life, domestic, he´s still dramatic sksksks, funny texts

dreamy - yandere, wAIT this is,,,, I was confused for a hot min, loved it

baby fever - fluff, non idol au, hubby! hyunjin, dad! hyunjin, so cute

taste so sweet - smut, he loves eating u out

when hyunjin forgets your birthday, but so do you - fluff, angst, e.r, he´s was so worried omg :( poor baby

seungmin

jealousy is precious - yandere, idol!seungmin, staff member reader, he want to shape you into his perfect girl, doesn´t let you get a job, he doesn´t let you go out, like literally doesn´t let you see the outside world, cray-cray, he needs you to be dependent on him so you won´t leave him, he likes it when you act as crazy as him

jeongin

jealousy is annoying - yandere, idol I.N, innie is crazy obsessed, kidnapping

love n´ devotion - smut, dark romance, yandere innie, yandere reader, toxic relationship, they´re both crazy asfffff

[yagamisdiary]

okay i’m v late but i seen your answer to a question saying you hate virgos and OMG DO I HAVE A STORY

my bestfriend for FOUR YEARS mind you this bitch slept over my house damn near every night, went on vacation with me and my family and vice versa, i set this girl up with one of my guy friends etc. like we were tighttttt asfffff

SHE LIED ABOUT HER AGEEEEEEEEE BIITCHHHH

when we first became friends i was 15 and she said she was 14, girl tell me why this bitch threw a whole FAKE ASS SWEET SIXTEEN AND EVEN HAD HER FAMILY LIE FOR HERRR

i didn’t find out she lied until i was 17 SO SHE WAS 15 YEARS OLD TRYING TO JUSTIFY HER LYING ABOUT HER AGE

i remember this one time we were at her house talking to her family about birthdays or whatever and her mom has really bad memory from her meds so she forgets dates a lot.

so her mom goes “well ***** birthday is september 15th 2005”

AND THIS BITCH LOOKS AT ME DEAD IN MY FACE AND GOES “haha yeah my mom forgets my birthday sometimes” LOKE WHAT

like i’ll never trust a virgo after that shit ever

THEY LIE OVER THE DUMBEST SHITTTT

i had a bestfriend for four years she was a virgo too and she lied ALL THE TIME and she was always talking bad about me behind my back but to my face she would say i was her soulmate, loml etc

and one time me and one of my exes broke up and she was like “aw i liked y’all together i’m gonna dm him and try to fix things for u”

and i was like “uh no that’s not necessary i broke up with him for a reason”

TELL ME WHYYYYYYY SHE MESSAGED HIM ANYWAY and they end up TALKINGGGG AND MESSING AROUND like that was just her excuse to message him

and i found out bc one day at lunch i grabbed her phone to “hack” her snap like take a pic of myself and post it on her story and say she got hacked blah blah and when i got it i saw messages between them where she was saying he was cute and she always had a crush on him

WHEN I TELL U I WAS LIVIDDDDDD

i’m an eren kin for a reason like i can NOT control my temper for the life in me so as soon as i saw it i threw her phone right at her face and it hit her nose hard and i started cussing her out

and then she started crying and victimizing herself and blah blah blah and at the end of the day i was the bad guy cause i “assaulted her and embarrassed her in front of everyone at lunch”

like girl… u literally PLOTTED my ex while me and him were still together???? and then when we broke up u lied and said u wanted to message him to fix stuff with me and him as an excuse so YOU could talk to him and get with him

karma is a bitch though bc they ended up dating and he cheated on her SEVERAL TIMES and he would beat her too (i’m not wishing abuse on anyone nor will i ever)

i really dodged a bullet with him and she took all the heat 💀

but moral of the story FUCK VIRGOOOOOOS