#this would be cute asfffff

[dilf-destroyer-04]

Best thing I've seen all day

On the list of things I want to write when my brain starts working again: Higuruma Hiromi x a very bubbly, unassuming but brilliant forensic pathologist.

They have one hell of a first meeting when she accidentally drops a binder of autopsy photos she’s bringing to reference at a speaking engagement. Despite her protests, he stoops down to help her pick them up and recoils in unexpected horror.

After she manages to reassure Hiromi that she’s not some insane serial killer, they laugh off their first meeting, not expecting to see each other any time soon. Of course, Hiromi sees her the following day as an expert witness in the current trial he’s involved with and can't help but notice her tenacity and wit….

[walnutcookie]

You’ve heard of trans-fem Rodger, you’ve heard of trans-masc Rodger, now what u gonna do when I pull up with genderfluid Rodger

Also Rodger would %100 come out to Toodles first in any gender version. And she reacts like “Oh okay am I still a girl? :D”

I love genderfull Rodger

I LOVE GENDERFLUID RODGER 🥺🥺 REAL ASFFFFF.. the first one is so cute glistens face is making me giggle HFKGHFKGJKF It is always morally correct to hit your faves with the genderfluid beam

[yagamisdiary]

okay i’m v late but i seen your answer to a question saying you hate virgos and OMG DO I HAVE A STORY

my bestfriend for FOUR YEARS mind you this bitch slept over my house damn near every night, went on vacation with me and my family and vice versa, i set this girl up with one of my guy friends etc. like we were tighttttt asfffff

SHE LIED ABOUT HER AGEEEEEEEEE BIITCHHHH

when we first became friends i was 15 and she said she was 14, girl tell me why this bitch threw a whole FAKE ASS SWEET SIXTEEN AND EVEN HAD HER FAMILY LIE FOR HERRR

i didn’t find out she lied until i was 17 SO SHE WAS 15 YEARS OLD TRYING TO JUSTIFY HER LYING ABOUT HER AGE

i remember this one time we were at her house talking to her family about birthdays or whatever and her mom has really bad memory from her meds so she forgets dates a lot.

so her mom goes “well ***** birthday is september 15th 2005”

AND THIS BITCH LOOKS AT ME DEAD IN MY FACE AND GOES “haha yeah my mom forgets my birthday sometimes” LOKE WHAT

like i’ll never trust a virgo after that shit ever

THEY LIE OVER THE DUMBEST SHITTTT

i had a bestfriend for four years she was a virgo too and she lied ALL THE TIME and she was always talking bad about me behind my back but to my face she would say i was her soulmate, loml etc

and one time me and one of my exes broke up and she was like “aw i liked y’all together i’m gonna dm him and try to fix things for u”

and i was like “uh no that’s not necessary i broke up with him for a reason”

TELL ME WHYYYYYYY SHE MESSAGED HIM ANYWAY and they end up TALKINGGGG AND MESSING AROUND like that was just her excuse to message him

and i found out bc one day at lunch i grabbed her phone to “hack” her snap like take a pic of myself and post it on her story and say she got hacked blah blah and when i got it i saw messages between them where she was saying he was cute and she always had a crush on him

WHEN I TELL U I WAS LIVIDDDDDD

i’m an eren kin for a reason like i can NOT control my temper for the life in me so as soon as i saw it i threw her phone right at her face and it hit her nose hard and i started cussing her out

and then she started crying and victimizing herself and blah blah blah and at the end of the day i was the bad guy cause i “assaulted her and embarrassed her in front of everyone at lunch”

like girl… u literally PLOTTED my ex while me and him were still together???? and then when we broke up u lied and said u wanted to message him to fix stuff with me and him as an excuse so YOU could talk to him and get with him

karma is a bitch though bc they ended up dating and he cheated on her SEVERAL TIMES and he would beat her too (i’m not wishing abuse on anyone nor will i ever)

i really dodged a bullet with him and she took all the heat 💀

but moral of the story FUCK VIRGOOOOOOS