#this woman will legit not give my friends any spicy looks whatsoever | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

alluralater · 1 year

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i love getting checked out by my favorite bartender every time i see her. it’s such a blessing. she’s gorgeous and so funny and probably like early to mid 30s?? it’s even hotter that my friends notice it. because let’s be real a woman THAT attractive with eyes like that and she’s checking me out when i’m not even ordering a drink?? hello?? smack me in the face so i know it’s legit. i’ve had a crush on her for like… 2 years. she will never know (except whenever she sees me i’m beaming at her)

#she calls me doll and sweetheart and baby and i stg my brain meltsss #it’s been happening more lately though #i told my friend tonight that she was probably just looking at my outfit (bc i’m real sexy) and my friend goes #‘okay then why doesn’t she ever check out any of our outfits in this scenario??’ and i literally had zero response #this woman will legit not give my friends any spicy looks whatsoever #maybe i’m her type??? i know she’s a lesbian and i know she partly owns the bar #my friend said to give her my number and i was like NO what if she sees me as a BABYYYY coming onto her #and i said absolutely not. i wanna just let this idea live in my brain that i go down on her from my knees yk??#like… i’m okay with this fantasy in my head. plus she probably already knows i slept with a DIFFERENT bartender there so…#rave reviews i bet though 💀#ANYWAYSSSS im a lil sleepy and kinda coming off being drunk soooo #ugh. brown eyes and brown hair and a gorgeous smiiiiiiiile. i can’t. i cannot. BYE

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