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[oysteringofclamelot]

What really happened with Grogu

Luke, serious face for Serious Jedi Things: your father’s life is much shorter than yours. If you pick the way of the Jedi, you will have to commit to it until you’ve learnt all there is, meaning you may never see him again. Or, you can get a new outfit, go back to your dad until he’s gone, and then be a Jedi. It’s like 50 years, you won’t miss much. 

Grogu: aight imma head out

 Luke, turning his back for a millisecond: ok! Good! Excellent! Ok so do you want a frog space lunchable or should we make sandwiches? Yoda never liked my sandwiches but he also liked to sniff me so we’re not unpacking all of that right now. I’ll wait until your dad’s arms are around me. Should I change? I look good in black but I could change it up? No... no... Posh Space said “Little space Gucci black dress” and it’s never failed me yet... Do you think your dad will like me? Should I take the engagement ring now or wait a bit? For a Jedi I’m rather flustered. 

 Turning around.   

 Luke: Grogu? 

Somewhere in hyperspace 

Grogu: Do you think he’s noticed yet? 

R2: he’s probably still doing his hair.