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Part 2 of a Computer Science student's analysis of the FNAF: SB intro
Full with tech lingo, abundant personal interpretations, and translations so that my tech illiterate fellas may undertand whatever the fuck im yapping about!
This post is written under the context that you've read my last analysis. I highly recommend you first check out these two posts before continuing with this one if you haven't already: > First post + Continuation ( IMPORTANT!! ) > An addition to the first post
Once you've read through those two (three?) posts, come back here! You're back? You've read them? Awesome! Let's begin then. =)
Reminder! This analysis has been done based off of my own understanding of the subject of both computing and programming - which I am currently studying. I would also like to yet again shout out this reddit post, that also gives a great perspective. Definitely check it out if you're interested later!
Also I have not re-read this, you may find typos - don't hold it against me, they will be fixed, someday =(
Now then, fellas, this is where shit gets wild.
Last post, I talked about the command box we can see at the top right corner of the intro - what each command did and how it basically corresponded to what happens to freddy in the events of the intro.
However, you might recall I mentioned a second command box, the one found at the left side of the screen. This command box is by far the most important piece of information we have throughout the entire duration of the intro. Mostly, because it changes 3 times.
It changes a total of 3 times in the time it takes for the right command box to finish.
Each time it changes, it displays new lines of code. And every single line of code it displays, tells us a lot about what is happening to Freddy.
This is the first block of code that we get:
system32> Get-568_win heat_869%yTnu_bl8 lvl_b> 228.wst serial.dot_btb rec.556> dtd /
You might inmediately realize that the first line of code from this command box matches exactly the one from the first analysis. Here are both of them as comparison.
Hopefully, you've already made the connection. This command box is the one possibly being run by the Glitchtrap/Vanny Virus. Whatever lines of code appear on the command box to the left, are the ones being executed by the Virus - and they affect Freddy in real time. However, the command box on the right ir Freddy's, so to speak.
Both CLI (command line interfaces) are being run at the same time - yet independently of one another. Keep this in mind.
I don't want to go too in depth with this first block of code. All you need to know is that it moves around some directories and runs something called 'dtd', wich could be a command or a program.
The next two blocks of code, however? Ohhh damn... This is it, fellas. This is what I've been waiting for.
Now, I want you to know that this doesn't quite resemble any 'real' code, at least not at first glance. I do believe that it is a very 'condensed' form of the Python programming language, since the syntaxing of the commands shown here somewhat resemble how a string written in Python would look like.
So, I have taken the time to try to decipher what each line means, and what they do. And well, let's just say it explains why Freddy wasn't affected by the Virus in the first place.
def rule(x) return warning78 init; self_overdrive abort(3)RTLKt abort(5)XGE END
This is the second block of code that we're shown, so lets break it down.
def rule(x) return warning78 init;
This string would define "rule" as a function, specifying "x" as the parameter. Basically, this line specifies that if the command rule is inputted, it should return whatever value (or argument) x has taken.
Normally, define is followed by a return function, which is why I've shown them together, as well as the init; command.
The command return followed by "warning78", makes it so whenever we call upon the function rule, it shows us whatever warning78 may be - and judging as to what happens in the intro, it could be any of the multiple warnings that appear in Freddy's GUI. Or it could also easily be the big "WARNING!" message that can be seen the entire time near the top of the screen.
Lastly, the init; command isn't exactly a standardized python command - but it is a common abreviation of the initialization command, where in the field of programming, it means "the assignment of an initial value for a data object or variable". Basically, it's when you assign the initial values and variables to a program so it can start.
All in all, these three lines create a command that, when called upon, gives out the warning78.
self_overdrive
Again, not really a python function, but important nontheless. This command doesn't have a specific meaning, but we can try to understand what it does.
The term overdrive doesn't really exist in the field of computing/programming. However, it is asociated with overclocking - "the practice of increasing the clock rate of a computer to exceed that certified by the manufacturer" - Overdrive is also a term in the field of music, also known as distorsion, which is when you force an amplifier to output past its limits.
Both of these definitions go around the same concept, pushing a computer to its limits so that it works better, or faster - even while it possibly damages the computer.
We can then assume that the function self_overdrive is making Freddy's system run pasts its usual limits. Which is why I believe Freddy's integrity level plumits during the intro.
abort(3)RTLKt abort(5)XGE END
Lastly, we have these three lines.
The abort function isn't a real python function - but I believe you can asume what it does. Both lines are attempting to kill something - a program, a process, another function... However, I am not sure wether these two are really functions, since they could very easily be error handling messages. Essencially, warning messages that the system returns when something crashes, for example.
The last line, END, specifies the end of this string of code.
Which leads us to the third and last block of code. The one which in my professional opinion, is the one that reveals to us why Freddy's cool with us during Security Breach! =]
report.NULL gridlock [ax674] init_task>void alloc [overload] SW.failure return /
THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, FRIENDS. THIS IS IT. This is the part where I had the most fun with this analysis...
report.NULL
Now, usually report, in the field of programming and software, it means to record or log something. For example an error log, or crash log. However, it being followed by NULL could also mean that this is an error handling message of sorts.
In computing, Null is, well, zero. It's nothing. It's the absence of value, when something that should be there, isn't.
From this, we could gather that this is a warning message that attempted to report something, yet failed to find anything to report back. No value at all.
...or, we could take this line literally. Taking into consideration that this code is being executed by the virus - this line of code could be taken as an attempt by the virus to stop Freddy's system from freaking out.
Remember that this entire code is being executed as Freddy's actively getting a big flashing WARNING! message. So, this line of code could be an effort to silence it, returning a null value to a warning message.
Both scenarios are plausible, so stick with the one you think fits best!
gridlock [ax674]
This one... man... this line was wild. It's where everything clicked for me. You will want to ignore the characters [ax674], what we truly care about is the first word: gridlock.
You see, a gridlock isn't really a term used in computing at all. It is a term refering to a "severe congestion of traffic, where continuous queues of vehicles block an entire intersection". HOWEVER, gridlock is also known as another term for deadlock.
A deadlock is what's known as a stalemate. A situation where two opposing parties come to a point where no progress can be made. In programming, it means basically the same thing.
A situation where two processes can't proceed, since both of them are waiting for the other to release a resource. Now, imagine this scenario. We have two processes, A and B, and two resources, R1 and R2.
Process A is currently using resource R1.
Process B is currently using resource R2.
Process A requests resource R2, but is blocked because it's held by Process B.
Process B requests resource R1, but is blocked because it's held by Process A.
Now... imagine this situation, but with Freddy, and the virus.
What we most likely have here, the line gridlock [ax674], is an error handling message, warning that a deadlock is ocurring. The string of characters beside it has no meaning, and could easily be but an error handling code of sorts.
init_task>void
I've explained before that init is the abreviation of initialization. So, we can gather that this is a command that is attempting to initialize a task. Now then, in the context of the previous line, this one could mean one of two things:
The virus is attempting to initialize a task (a set of instructions) called void.
The virus is attempting to initialize a task, however, due to the deadlock, it returns this line as an error message, indicating a void return. In programming, when a function returns the word void, it usually means that the function was not able to return a value. It is similar to Null, yet not the same.
Either of these could be a posibility, so I will leave it to your personal interpretation.
And here it when it all goes to hell...
alloc [overload] SW.failure return
Alloc is not a real function, but it can be considered an abreviation of the word allocation. In computing, the allocation is the assignment of memory and resources to the various processes the system may have.
Proper memory and resource allocation is very important in a computer. As you may know, a computer as a limited amount of RAM it can work with, and the same goes for it's processing power. But, for example, what happens when you try to allocate resources that aren't available?
Well, a lot of things may happen. Mainly, the program could hang, the process could freeze - or the entire system could crash!
Remember earlier, we saw that it was likely that Freddy and the virus were in a deadlock. Yet, the Virus tried to allocate more resources to itself... Which overloaded the system, and likely resulted in the next line.
SW.failure has no real meaning - but I've interpreted the first two characters [SW] as software. This would make this line an error message warning about a software failure.
So... What does this all mean? How does it all tie together? Why didn't Freddy get infected by the Virus? Because it got too greedy. It tried to allocate too many resources/memory, overloaded the system and crashed both itself and Freddy.
Why only Freddy, though? Why didn't this happen to the other animatronics? That... I'm not sure. I believe this is more of a lore question rather than computer question.
In my opinion, I don't think this was a case of 'Freddy knew that he was getting infected by a virus, and fought back'. I'm leaning more to the posibility of it being a 'wrong place wrong time' type of situation... or maybe 'right place right time'? In general, a lot of factors and a lot of different things happened that lead to this specific scenario happening.
Anyways, this is it! This has been my analysis - or nerdy infodumping, if you please.
I do hope that I was able to teach you something today, and that this whole analysis helps you understand the animatronics a bit better - and helps you with future fanfics, comics, AUs, artworks... whatever!
One last reminder - if you have any more questions about this stuff, my ask box is open! I love talking about this stuff!!
Oh, and, coming soon...
DJMM's Bouncer Mode ! A theory by a computer science student as to why it's still present, and why it makes him so aggressive.
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Assuming that Michael is the player for Fnaf 1/2/3/5/6 (I have no idea what's going on w/4), I doubt there is any way that the spirits (including afton kids & William here btw) knew who they were trying kill was.
So, the animatronics are old and kinda crappy right? So the missing kids wouldn't have the best vision, and (if I recall correctly) Michael looks a lot like William. Plus, we know they attacked anyone with a security uniform (rip phone guy), so they definitely didn't know. I subscribe to the headcanon that they were affected by possible murder machine programming in the animatronics from William, increasing the likelihood that they had 0 idea what they were doing, but I don't know any proof for this, so disregard it, this theory doesn't need it.
Aftons are tricker. Based on how Elizabeth talks about William, I don't think her or CC knew about how fucked up William was.
Next CC. First off, "It's me." Which works if you think he knows Michael is Michael, but it works just as well if CC thinks Michael is William. Again, I have my doubts he knew how messed up William was, but he definitely knew how much Michael was - at least Michael as Foxy bro. I do believe CC said, "It's me" with no ill intent. Whether or not it was meant for Michael depends on how forgiving you think CC is. Irregardless of how forgiving CC is, he is still affected by bad robot eyes and falls into the same hole as the missing kids.
Before moving on to William, I want to touch on Michael. I don't think he knows that Elizabeth, CC, & the missing kids think he's William. From what I understand of SL, Elizabeth does talk like she knows the player. As mentioned above, SL is not a game I have learned a lot about, nor have I learned about Eilzabeth. I said I didn't think "It's me" was said with anger/hatred, but I do believe Michael interpreted it that way. He had been fending off murderous animatronics all night, and another one just showed up in his office. What else is he gonna think? I don't know if Michael knew that CC was haunting the Golden Freddy costume, but if he did, why would he think his brother would forgive the person who killed him? As for the missing kids, he knew they were attacking security guards (at least after a point), I doubt he thought they knew how he was.
I wanted to touch on Michael before William because this is a special case. I still doubt that William knew the security guard was Michael. His eyes have to be total crap, and (if I recall correctly) he can talk, so why wouldn't he talk to his son? Why would he be trying to kill him? Instead of trying to control him, find out what's happened since he was gone, etc. That's the same. However, I think Michael knows William doesn't know who he is. And wants it like that. Michael likely figured out that William is treating him as a rando. It's not hard to put together, but why wouldn't Michael say anything? Counterpoint, WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE? He knows what William has done, and he's there to burn everything down with William inside.
I am technically in my 2nd fnaf phase, but I've only really ever seen gameplay of SB & Ruin, and that's from speedrunners. I got this far bc of game theory binge watching. Fnaf 4s lore is too confusing for me to touch, I think it doesn't matter, maybe as motivation? Eh, no idea. 6 is more of the same, up till Henry's speech everyone assumes Mike's (oh fuck. Mike has a nickname. I'm a dumbass, forgive me) some rando, Henry speech alerts them their wrong, but they burn before figuring it out.
Edit: According to AO3 tags, I misspelled Mike's name. Guess I should fix that quickly. (I can't fix the misspelling in the tags here, though.) I also fixed a mistake with Elizabeth's name at one point. Elizabeth was a typo, I have no idea how I ended up spelling Mike's name wrong. (I'm American seriously, how did I do that?)
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20 Questions For Fic Writers
tagged in by the lovely @borealopelta thanks bb! <3 <3
How many works do you have on AO3?
9
What's your total AO3 word count?
23,958
What fandoms do you write for?
i've primarily written for powerwolf with my extremely-specific-furry-au, but I've also written for AFK arena, fnaf, and there's a couple bakugan ones that I want to try and get back to working on as well, or indeed, working on writing in general ;A;
Top five fics by kudos?
Light's On - fnaf sb - 81 kudos
Reunions Sacrifice - afk arena - 60 kudos
A Were's First - powerwolf - 25 kudos
It's 3am... - powerwolf - 16 kudos
Charles' Nightmare - powerwolf - 11 kudos
Do you respond to comments?
If I actively remember to, yes.
What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
Definitely A Were's Last, which was almost exclusively written to induce tears in... two people at most lol
sometimes you just gotta write non-canon no-point angst shit ya feel?
What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Honestly, I haven't written many if any explictly happy fic endings, they seem to lean more melancholic most of the time which definitely doesn't say anything about my mental state what are you talking about
but, Sleeping On Your Alpha Can Be Something That's Very Personal, Actually and It's 3am... would probably count as at least my least sad fic ends
Do you get hate on fics?
Thankfully no. but some of my fic-connected posting has certainly garnered some strangely passionate responses.
Do you write smut?
Yep
Craziest crossover?
None of my fics are crossovers
Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not to my knowledge, and if they're desperate enough to steal from me, I think I'd feel sorry for them
Have you ever had a fic translated?
Nope
Have you ever co-written a fic before?
Not explictly, no. The closest I've gotten to anything like co-writing has been like... a couple of discord fic-lore convos that turned into semi-writings and also all that rp shit i did over a decade ago.
All time favorite ship
I don't exactly have a metric for rating any of my ships above the other, they all grab me by the throat in differing ways
though, by genre at least, i do gravitate towards gay old men, so, take that as you will
What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
Buddy I could just list my entire writing folder here and I doubt I would actually be exaggerating T-T
The mental illness has gripped me far too hard the last few years...
But, there's always hope, right?
What are your writing strengths?
environment descriptions and turn-of-phrase, I suppose. I like to think I'm fairly ok at getting a general vibe across in the... 12 paragraphs before i get to even a speck of dialogue lol
Thoughts on dialogue in another language?
My monolingual ass could never. I'd be too afraid of fucking it up
First fandom you wrote in?
the first thing i remember writing for was fuckn like... an mmo game. i think it was the Sacred one when that was around... i think??
but that was purely written in random linebook when i was a child and didn't understand the concept of fanfiction yet
the first thing i POSTED anywhere was probably bakugan or homestuck. I genuinely can't recall exact order, but I do know for certain fact that I worked on this one bakugan fic for far FAR too long during highschool recess and lunch breaks
Favorite fic you've written?
In terms of published, definitely AWF, my beloved domestic furry au that is definitely not semi-dead-in-the-water-it's-fine ignore my tears
unpublished, there's certainly a few that I'm having a very pleasant and fun time with writing, even if the going is very slow.
If you were forced to write only one genre for the rest of your life (like James Patterson lol) what would you want it to be?
Probably Fantasy or Mythology, lot of wiggle-room within that, and I tend to lean more fantastical in my worlds and such anyhow.
I'm gonna tag in @deerfests I reckon! And open-invite ofr anyone else that wants to hop in as well!
#haretalks#tag games#harewrites#this took a hot minute cause my laptop keyboard is a right piece of work and stopped having functioning shift keys :))))#also depression but we won't get into that lol
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(sorry if this ask is a little long, I'm having a total 'tism moment rn) Your issue with the all book tie-ins is fair, tbh. I only know about the Mimic via the wikipedia and word of mouth; due to the whole Scott Cawthon Donating Fiasco, I didn't feel comfortable directly accessing/purchasing FNaF stuff (if that makes sense), so as a result I resorted to watching playthroughs and reading up on on the wikipedia.
As a result, I can understand some people being confused about this stuff. Is the mimic a really cool idea? Sure, yeah, but everyone should be able to know about it.
I was thinking a little bit more about the Elevator Ending, and I think... if that is the actual canon ending, there's a very low chance Cassie died. It just doesn't make sense narrative wise- she's such a good character (seriously, I love her, her genuine concern (most of) the animatronics and Gregory, mixed with her funny quips and good VA, makes her a great sort of parallel to Gregory), to kill her off so quickly just feels... wrong.
I'm also... very intrigued about Gregory... And the fact he and, presumably Freddy and Vanessa, do not want to be found/are on the run. While at first, it was a little jarring for him to just. throw Cassie under the bus... I hate to say this, but imo, it feels... kinda in character. He wrecked the rest of the Glamrock Animatronics, and, iirc, in one ending of SB, he indirectly kills Vanny. So... was it a jerk move to do that to Cassie? Of course. Was it in-character?... Kind of? I guess? It can be debatable.
Anyways, I can't wait to see what else is dug up in the DLC. And I do hope we get more answers.
dw abt the long ask, i love hearing people talk abt things they're passionate abt and hearing other opinions!! /gen
but i agree w/ almost every point you've made here- i dont feel comfortable putting my money into FNAF stuff considering. as a bi trans guy, kkindof just feels. wrong to fund donations toward things going toward horrible causes (and while im not american, i dont want to fund that either way), but regardless of that, casual viewers really shouldn't. have to research a fuck ton just to understand RUIN
my problem with the mimic is. he just doesn't make sense. and it takes ALOT away from vanny, who i thought would be the main antagonist from here onwards (and i can't imagine how dissapointed vannessa fans are right now). i just can't wrap my head around the mimic or any of the science fiction stuff- and i admit i'm with the crowd missing when FNAF was a simple horror game with ghosts and murders, even moreso now that RUIN's decided to go the route of being a jumble of sci-fi that explains nothing about the story at all
i do agree with the elevator ending and gregory points though! cassie is a brilliant character and i doubt she's dead, and the elevator ending was actually pretty damn cool! the visuals were great and gregory's sudden heel-turn betrayal was super interesting and shocking!
my only wish with RUIN from this point onwards is that it. explains everything in detail and that it utilizes eclipse because goddamnit they did not just introduce him only to never use him he's such a good character im still SO mad that he only got 5 minutes. again.
i'm super excited to see what else is dug up too and i'm hopeful that we'll get answers!!
(also just watched the scooper ending and it doesn't make sense either this DLC needs to explain things stg. what the hell was that what was any of that i do NOT understand a second of this)
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As someone who over-analyses stuff to the point I need to memorise every single detail in every media I enjoy I decided to check the meanings/origins of the names of FNaF characters, to avoid any confusion/fights over which name is canon I'll use the ones that are confirmed by the games, no characters from the novels or names that most of the fandom agreed upon or the likes so no Evan and the likes, although I might make a follow-up with them later on to see how well they fit...
Let's start with the ones that I have little to say about, starting with Henry
So, ok, this doesn't really have a deep meaning or anything though in the novels Henry gets described as the total opposite, being very closed off and all so the meaning here is flipped on its head...
Now onto his daughter
Now this is also kinda lame but again the meaning is flipped because she's trapped in the Puppet and it is trapped in the gift box in FNaF 2 and later inside Lefty so it seems there's a pattern here...
Now Cassidy does get mentioned directly in the SB files for Princess Quest so I count that as a confirmed name, however...
This is pretty self explanatory and kinda lame especially with how important she is to the lore, being "the one (William) should not have killed" and all...
Speaking of William...
I'll refrain from going on my "good dad William" headcanon/tangent here because I gotta keep to canon and also I don't want to write another essay over this. So again the meaning is flipped, William is harming kids, though you could say he's a strong-willed warrior in the sense that he refuses to give up and die...
Next we have Mike
Now we're in Bible names territory and I do believe its meaning is flipped in a way, Michael is the one who ends up killing the crying child,albiet on accident, and he's been constantly chasing down William after the events of SL so you could say he's a "curse" to William...
Onto Elizabeth's
Again very religious names, this one is pretty vague especially if we try to flip the meaning... I guess depending on the timeline if Elizabeth died last her death would mark the scarcity of murders? I know a lot of people argue exactly how many kids William killed but the games keep showing us 6 dead kids plus Elizabeth and the crying child so her death could mark the end of the missing children incident, why he would stop is kinda confusing especially since in SB he's back to trying to kill kids...
Speaking of Security Breach and kids, time for the feral child
This one is perfect and we don't have to flip the meaning, Gregory is very much alert and watchful throughout the game, he doesn't trust Vanessa from the start despite having no real motivation for such suspicion and he turns out to be right...
Speaking of Vanessa
This one is definitely the most perplexing to me, why choose such a perfect name for Gregory but choosing a name that just means "Butterfly"? Now hear me out because this is one hell of a stretch:
First of all her name is of British origin which doesn't really mean shit most of the others were either of Hebrew or German origin but it's interesting nonetheless that out of all possible names the chose a British one despite her being American, they could have chosen any name and it would fit considering how vague Butterfly is... Or is it? Butterflies are often used as a symbolism for metamorphosis together with its other life stages and, well, she has gone through a metamorphosis although it wasn't a positive one, through Glitchtrap/William's brainwashing her she went from a game tester to a murderer in a rabbit suit...
Butterflies are also known to have a pretty short lifespan, most live up tp 2-3 weeks and while Security Breach is just one night who knows how long it has been since Vanessa turned into Vanny but it is interesting how in both Vanny endings we kill the butterfly either literally or figuratively by freeing her from Glitchtrap/William's control...
#fnaf#ramblings#this probablyeans nothing and I am just grasping at straws lol#henry emily#charlotte emily#william afton#michael afton#elizabeth afton#gregory fnaf#vanessa fnaf#vanny fnaf#cassidy fnaf#fnaf sb
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FNAF SB idea but Gregory finding Vanessa's old YouTube channel and the fact that she used to have rainbow hair.
This is fluff central right here, folks. No connection to any preexisting AU, but you could probably imagine this fitting into several. It’s a standard “Vanessa adopted Gregory, now they’re all one big happy family” situation. Enjoy!
Genetics, But for Robots
Vanessa was distracted from her first cup of coffee for the day by Gregory putting a laptop in front of her. She eyed him in suspicious silence as he checked that he had her attention before pressing play on the YouTube video he had on the screen.
The video played for a whopping four seconds before Vanessa lunged forward to pause it, nearly spilling her coffee. “How did you find that?” she demanded.
“So it is you,” he replied triumphantly. She mentally cursed herself for not even trying to deny it. “You’re rocking the rainbow hair.”
“It was a phase,” Vanessa choked out.
“Sure,” Gregory said without even the slightest indication that he believed her. “Don’t worry, I’m not gonna watch them all. I have standards.”
She’d be offended, but she remembered all too well the sort of stuff she posted back when she was a baby of a teenager. It seemed like so long ago. With any luck, she could find the login info for that account so she could get back on it and delete everything.
Slumping a little in her chair, she raised her mug to her lips and muttered, “Why’d you show me that, huh?”
Gregory turned the laptop to better face him. He scrutinized the frozen image of a much younger Vanessa. She couldn’t bring herself to join him.
“Are those extensions,” he finally asked, “or your real hair?”
Vanessa sighed. “I dyed it. Janky bathroom job with all the wrong techniques or whatever, too.”
“And you look to be about… mm, thirteen here?”
She tucked her chin to her chest and sighed again. “Yeah, that’s probably right.”
“So, not much older than me.”
“You are way too young to go plastering your face all over the internet, so no, you may not make a YouTube account. Hoard your privacy, Gregory, they get closer to taking it every day.”
“Ominous, thanks, but I’m not interested in being a YouTuber.”
Lowering her mug to her lap, Vanessa frowned. “Then what was the point of all this?”
“I want to dye my hair,” Gregory began, quickly turning smug. “Not all of it, just, like, a streak. And now you can’t tell me I’m too young for that.”
As much as she wanted to say no just to be contrary, Vanessa hated being a hypocrite.
“Fine,” she said, totally not sighing. He fist-pumped and snapped the laptop closed. “Can I ask what brought this on?”
“Oh,” Gregory said with a sly smile, the type that almost made her regret asking. “Just something Monty said.”
Vanessa nodded her acceptance that she wouldn’t be getting a better explanation and asked, “You want it done professionally?”
He considered for a moment before shaking his head. “Nah, I want the full janky bathroom experience.”
“A munchkin after my own heart. Go get dressed, and we’ll go get some stuff.”
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Vanessa was pretty sure she figured out Gregory’s motivation when he carefully chose a dye that was the exact shade of Freddy’s eye makeup and lightning bolt. Her years of carefully applying rainbow highlights came rushing back once they were all set up in the bathroom, and the nice streak of electric blue in his bangs turned out awesome, if she did say so herself.
That night, she knew she had figured out his motivations when Freddy took one look at Gregory, processed the addition of color, processed the significance of said color, and promptly malfunctioned himself into a reset.
(Monty howled with laughter, and Roxy nearly shorted out her voice box with her wheezing hysterics. Even Chica ended up bracing herself against a wall, trembling from suppressed giggles.)
Gregory happily waited beside Freddy as he powered back on, only dissolving into laughter himself when Freddy immediately crashed again.
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