#this was taken after seeing TWO cybertrucks in one afternoon. i couldn’t restrain my excitement at the idiocy.
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#these tags came from my fever induced delirium for your enjoyment#what type of car is it anyway? it’s not luxury or sporty… ah yes… dystopian cop car#it’s like seeing an awful celebrity in public. if i saw megan trainor i’d have a similar reaction#why would anyone want a car that sounds & looks like a daft punk song and is also an overpriced death trap#i mean?? i love daft punk but i wouldn’t buy their cars#christ on a cracker that thing is horrid#i know nikola tesla had a fling with a pigeon but i trust him more than the new guy#this was taken after seeing TWO cybertrucks in one afternoon. i couldn’t restrain my excitement at the idiocy.#every time i see one of these things i lose my absolute donkey shit#i can’t believe i’ve seen one cybertruck let alone FIVE. who the everloving fuck is buying these cars??#it’s a 50/50 chance they’re the same driver & car… i honestly can’t imagine people buying these things at this rate#i hope there’s a conspiracy behind the cybertrucks#a conspiracy would be fun#cybertruck#cybertrucks#elongated muskrat#elon musk#fuck elon musk#fuck elongated muskrat#teslamotors#tesla cybertruck#teslacars#why would anyone buy this#what the fuck#what the fuuuuck#celebrity sightings#cars#seriously what the fuck
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