#this was soo much fun. i do love painting meats

[aviul]

artfight attack (friendly fire) for @odetoscavengers of its chunky meat creature!

[bamfkeeper]

Pregnancy

RQ: 'Hi! Hope you’re having a good day! I Saw your requests were open! Would I be able to get some headcannons for Kurt as a father/with a pregnant reader? If not that’s perfectly fine!' - @cherri-leaf

Warnings: Kurt x f!reader, pregnancy topics, birth and baby themes

A/N: This is not helping my baby fever. Do I care? Nope. Soo happy to get one of these, I love writing things like this. Ignore any grammar errors bitte und danke.

Kurt would be the best father to be. When he found out you were pregnant, he was completely overjoyed.

He would absolutely do everything in his power to make sure that you are comfortable and happy throughout your pregnancy. He can hardly wait, and he'd want you completely stress-free during.

Kurt would always ask what he can do to help, he wouldn't want you bending over or lifting anything.

Kurt is an excellent cook, so he'd be cooking a lot of your meals. He doesn't want to control you, but he only wants you to be eating the best foods he can get you. And cooking it himself, he knows exactly what is going in your body and feeding your baby.

His German heritage comes out more, he likes to feed you typical German meals, most of which are high in protein and good for your body. Lot of meat and potatoes, and lots of fruits and veggies.

He does let you have desserts too, he makes them himself though. Or if you want to bake with him that's obviously okay! He loves to bake, as long as you don't get too tired with your belly.

He loves massaging you, knowing how laborious and exhausting pregnancy can be. He always tries his best to massage parts that hurt. Kurt massages your legs, ankles, feet, back. He also tenderly will massage your breasts, it's good for milk production and to help the tissue as your milk comes in.

One of his favorite things is to sit down and lay his head beside your belly. He loves listening to your little one most around, gently rubbing over it and speaking to it. He talks in German to your little one, speaking soft and sweet, laying kisses all over your stomach.

Kurt does a ton of research on pregnancy too. Before you are even pregnant and you're both trying, he reads books and watches videos of pregnancy and what it does to your body, getting as much information as possible about it. He wants to know what he can do to take the best care of you. Plus he wants to understand what's happening to the love of his life.

Some of it makes him cringe, and he frowns seeing how your internal organs shift, or all the symptoms and mental strain pregnancy causes. "Liebe...I will do everything I can to help you. It is scary, but I will be right here." he reassures, even if you have no worries about it.

Does he go nuts over the nursery? YES. Circus themed, naturally. Without the bad parts of his youth of course. Lots of fun colors, circus stuffies, (elephants, zebras, lions, tigers, bears, oh my!), and he absolutely paints it with you.

He also loves to shower you with gifts during your pregnancy, some for the baby, but some for you too. He always makes sure your friends know what you need when the baby showers comes along.

Baby clothes shopping? He goes nuts. "Liebe, bitte, bitte our little one has to have lederhosen! Bitte!" he begs and pleads with you, and you can't resist for long.

He makes a lot of jokes when your baby moves around a lot. "Heh, takin' after me already? Mein Gott...a little acrobat you are..." he coos to your belly, "Careful now, little one, you're gonna hurt your mama." he kisses your belly where the baby seems to be doing summer saults.

Kurt does really well with your hormonal changes too. He understands, sometimes you get impatient or lose your temper, never at him, but things are so overwhelming and stressful sometimes. You get frustrated with your self esteem or the fact that standing up is always a struggle. He calms you down, helping you ground yourself. "What do you need, schatz...anything. Food, space, love?" he questions, wanting to ensure you are okay.

When you go into labor, he tries his best to stay calm but...he can't help it. He freaks out. He rushes to you, no teleporting, it makes you too dizzy. He helps you to Beast's lab, no hospitals, he heard about how they treated Madelyne, he didn't want to deal with that.

You feel better surrounded by friendly faces anyway.

Of course it's just him in the room when you do give birth, he talks you through, telling you how good you're doing...how close you are, to breathe, etc.

He is so worried, giving you lots of love and making sure you're doing okay above all else.

When your little one arrives, he is in complete awe. Imagine how you want the baby to look ofc, but come on...it's gotta be a little blue!

It is such a sweet bundle of joy, it doesn't cry more than necessary when it's first born, and you hold your baby as it's placed on you. Kurt doesn't care if it is a boy or girl, that is his little one and he will cherish it with you.

Kurt respects the motherly bonding, so he steps back and lets you hold and be the first one to cuddle and kiss, and of course warm the baby with your skin. It's a sight he won't forget.

Ideally, he'd like to name the baby a German name, but he of course talks with you if you have any cultural or personal preference. You both come to a conclusion on what to name your new baby.

He's the best after too. He does everything he can while you recover with the baby, and helps wherever is needed. He helps if you nurse, he cleans and cooks still, makes sure you have hot showers ready, anything you could imagine.

You know you and your baby will be forever and always be loved by your adorning blue teleporter ~

Thanks for reading.

*BAMF*

Dividers by @/adornedwithlight

[catzula]

Request: Hello hello! Do you mind if I request something for the drabble event? With either dabi or fyodor cause I'm indecisive sooo surprise me? Sorry.

I like to paint my nails while watching tv, so it always comes out bad.

I'm laid-back and also pretty good at reading ppl soo if you dont mind! And thank you ^^

a/n: I loved this lmao I just love dabi a tad too much and the ask was really fun shdjsj but i FORGOT the second part of the ask I'm so sorry

honorable mentions: @komoodo baby, thank you for sending in an ask!

Also fluff, wc < 800, one cursing, mentions of Bakugou's kidnapping

"New meat!" The door gets kicked open, your boyfriend standing in the doorway with the angstiest looking teen in his grip. Well, after he himself, of course.

Dabi looks energetic, you soon notice. It's not often you see him with such a big smile, eyes twinkling with some form of amusement. The fight must've been fun.

The room is dimly litten, most of the light sources being the tv you're browsing and Toga's game console. "Hello," you mutter at the boy as the rest attempt to tie him down on the chair, but his struggling and muffled screams aren't giving them an easy time.

Already used to the scene, you just turn the volume of the tv up, sending occasional glances to your boyfriend and the blonde. When they're finally able to chain him down, Dabi sends one half-amused, half-annoyed look at the boy, leaving them to be as Toga and Shigaraki take over.

"That certainly took a minute." You tease the man, getting an annoyed click of a tongue in answer. "Try doing it yourself next time, and then you get to talk."

"How was the-" He plops down on the couch next to you, uncharacteristically close, resting his head on your shoulder when you flinch and shove him away.

"What-"

"Oh my god, you stink, Dabi!" You tell him, nose crinkled and eyes shut with the unbearable smell of smoke, ash, sweat, and blood. "Go take a shower before I pass out."

"Wow," he mutters, pulling you in a tight hug and holding you there despite your wails. "Apparently unconditional love comes only halfway."

When he thinks you've had enough punishment -for pushing him away, of course- he finally lets you go, his shit-eating grin resting on his lips as he watches you cough.

"Wash yourself at least twice!" You shout after him as he whistles his way to the shower.

~

"Hey, kiddo." Dabi enters the room half an hour later, his dark grey, worn-out shirt slightly damp with water dripping from his hair. He notices how the blond is asleep on the chair he's tied to; he must be tired after all that screaming and struggling.

His eyes quickly fall back on you, and there's a heavy smell lingering on the air, but you're not looking at him, eyes trained on the tv screen, instead. "He's asleep."

"I know." You comment as you feel your boyfriend walking towards you, his spiky hair now slicked back and wet. Dabi grins when he hears you gulp, but you turn your eyes away too quick for his liking. "Hey, are you- hey!"

"What?"

"I specifically told you not to put nail polish when you watch shit." He growls, and you know both of you are remembering the same incident from last time. There's still a big splotch of baby blue on the red couch to remind you, anyway.

"I know," you whine, emphasizing the 'o', "but it gets boring when I don't."

"It gets more boring when you do." He mutters with annoyance, grabbing your newly done hand and inspecting it. "You always mess it up and then work hours on it, trying to make them look decent, and you always end up removing them all in the end."

"And?"

You know you're pushing him at this point. The truth is, you're touched he even paid attention that much to you- and you're sure the fuck not going to show that to him.

"Brat." You hear him mutter under his breath, but you can't even think of a comeback since you're watching him mouth agape as he pulls your hand between his, instead. "Look how messy it is. I know you're gonna nag me whole day."

You can't even make a sound but smile idiotically as he starts softly nailing around your nails, cleaning the mess you've made.

"What?" He says gruffly, and you chuckle. "Nothing."

"Ungrateful brat." He rephrases his earlier insult, jabbing on your nail a little harshly now.

"Hey, ow?"

"Shut up," he mutters, eyes never once leaving your freshly painted nails. "I'm concentrating cause you wouldn't."

Dabi is a complex man.

One who sees intimacy as being vulnerable, one that can't say he loves someone, one who can't even tell his feelings in any way, but anger.

You know that makes him even more anxious, anxious of you thinking he doesn't love you, but it's always these little things he does that make you even more sure that he does.

"Shut your mouth, you're drooling." A voice speaks, and surprisingly, it's not Dabi, even though it is something he would say.

No, it's the newly captured boy, now awake from his deep slumber and looking at you with disgust swimming in his blood-red eyes. "Boy's got a point." Dabi grins, raising his head from your hand.

"Shut up." You push his forehead with your index finger, making him laugh. "Make me." He mutters lowly, eyes locking to yours in a way that can never be something good. He leans forward, tipping your head to his, lips about to close on yours and-

"For fucks sake, get a room!"

[katabasiss]

get to know me // rules: complete the survey and say who tagged you in the beginning. when you’re finished, tag people to do this survey. have fun and enjoy!

ahh thanks so much @percvshelley for tagging me! I loved reading your own answers and finding out more about you in turn!! sorry for the late response ashkhdf

1. are you named after someone? yup, my first name and both of my middle names are all tributes to family members because recycling names is truly just the british way sdjkfhd

2. when was the last time you cried? I don’t really cry that often so I’m not sure? maybe last year? 

3. do you like your handwriting? lmaooo no my handwriting is shit n everyone who sees it confirms it by going ‘wow this is shit��� 

4. what is your favourite lunch meat? ngl I highkey will eat anything happily so I have no favourite - maybe pork since it’s like a treat?

5. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I like to think so - I mean the goal is ultimately to become someone you yourself like, and I like to think I’ve been working towards that

6. do you use sarcasm? hahahah yes

7. do you still have your tonsils? yeee

8. would you bungee jump? oh hell yeah babeyyy

9. what is your favourite kind of cereal? ngl I don’t tend to eat cereal, I like toast or yoghurt, but gonna be honest I like really dull cereal like bran flakes so just call me granny n be done with it 🤡

10. do you untie your shoes when you take them off? nein that shits for the weak of foot, like where’s that ankle strength clowns

11. do you think you’re a strong person? emotionally? sure, physically tho? lmao differs like I can pick someone up fairly easily but ask me to do a push up n I cry so 

12. what is your favourite ice cream? oh coffee !! tho I also really like rum and raisin

13. what is the first thing you notice about people? If I’m talking to them then usually how confident they convey themselves in conversation, but from first glance it’s probably clothing or something ?

14. what is the least favourite physical thing you like about yourself? oh clown where to begin djslkfja 😎

15. what colour trousers and shoes are you wearing now? no shoes because I’m indoors and olive green shorts

16. if you were a crayon, what colour would you be? like to think i’d be a blue or forest/olive green ngl because those are my favourite colours n I honestly wear a shit ton of like teal soo

17. favourite smell? freshly cut grass and rain

18. who was the last person you spoke too on the phone? my grandad !

19. favourite sport to watch? martial arts and rugby 

20. hair colour? brown

21. eye colour? dark brown

22. do you wear contacts? nope !

23. favourite food to eat? this sounds really fucking european but cheese ajkljkjs like smoked cheddar or this one cheese called ‘mexicana’ which is like a cheddar with jalepenos and various spices in it - bread is also god tier 😎👌

24. scary movies or comedies? comedies because I’m a coward 

25. last movie you watched? this kids film called ‘hoodwinked’ that’s like a retelling of red riding hood in a detective cartoon setting - highkey one of my favourite films despite it being for kids 

26. what colour of shirt are you wearing? this shitty old black shirt covered in dried paint 

27. summer or winter?  both have perks but as much as I love the freedom and light summer brings, I also hate heat because we neer have ac and british summer is always this damp muggy heat that you can’t breathe in and there’s never a breeze

28. hugs or kisses? both ! 

29. what book are you currently reading? oh god what aren’t I reading - I’ve started this book called ‘Frankenstein in Baghdad’ by Ahmed Saadawi which is a modern retelling of Frankenstein which is pretty good. then I’m also reading a few other things here and there like ‘The Yacoubian Building’ by Alaa Al Aswany, and ‘Trickster Makes This World: Mischief, Myth, And Art’ by Lewis Hyde - hypothetically I also told a friend I’d read ‘Call Down The Hawk’ but 

30. who do you miss right now? would like to see some of my friends and family that’s for sure

31. what is on your mouse pad? like the mousepad/keyboard on a laptop? nothing

32. what is the last tv program you watched? black sails babeyy

33. stones or beatles? neither because I’m too sexey to care about either band

34. what is the furthest you travlled? washington, US 

35. do you have a special talent? dsjldfasj depends what u define as a special talent 

36. where were you born? cambridge 

tagging: @punkprophets @therepublicofletters @nepeinthe @dolcceza @mauriacs @vampireexe @horatiology

[travellingonpeanuts]

Hanoi

Finally getting my blog started 4 weeks after setting off to the wonderful country that is Vietnam. It was a fairly stressful process on the way here as the change over in Bangkok was shortened due an hour delay. Rowan and I found ourselves running frantically through a stupidly long corridor in Bangkok international airport. Luckily enough we got through bag check (which took way longer than it needed to) sweating (a lot) due to the humid air and sat on a fairly empty plane. With 5 or 10 mins to spare we sat their fanning ourselves with the flight safety cards, whilst receiving a few death stares from other passengers around us.

First impressions of Hanoi were pretty crazy, we got a ‘Grab’ taxi from the airport to our hostel, which was my first experience using this very useful and reliable service/app. We arrived at Little Charm Hostel which is where we stayed for the first couple nights of our trip. We waited until 2pm so that we could check in and then took to the streets for what was our first real taste of Vietnam. Immediately the extreme heat and loud beeping of motorbike horns were main things that stood out, soo many motorbikes flying around! We decided to go and find SIM cards for our phones so we could access the internet whenever and also get some water. A SIM card with unlimited high speed data cost 350,000 dong (£11.60) for the whole month which has served us very well! After that we were walking for 5 or so minutes and we realised just hot it was, sweat dripping from everywhere. Was not a nice experience, I especially figured that a t-shirt and a nice fitting pair of shorts were too much clothing. After moaning to Rowan about the heat we decided to go back have a dip in the lovely pool that was in our hostel and I put on some looser fitting clothes (sports shorts and vest). There were some really lovely places around Hanoi for us to see, so we braved the heat and we got back out for a little wander around the Old Quarter. Loads of small streets with Vietnamese locals trying to make a living, selling knock off clothes, bags, jewellery, paintings and food. It was really busy, motorbikes still flying up and down each street, long continuous beeping of horns where drivers were alerting us and others of their presence (most of the time it was really unnecessary). We found an amazing little cafe out the back of a small clothes shop, down a tight alley. We ordered some spring rolls and the Vietnam specialty; egg coffee which we had read about prior to visiting the country. It’s vietnamese coffee, with whipped egg yolks and condensed milk. I wasn’t a big fan personally it was too creamy and sweet but Rowan loved it. We went for a walk down to the lake that evening as we saw a sky bar that we’d like to visit. As we got to the lake we noticed that the roads were all closed and this is because on Friday evening they close the roads for the weekend. There were almost 10 times the amount of people out and about compared to the day. Crowds of people out eating at street food venders, people dancing, playing games and just having a good time. It looked like it was their time to wind down and have fun after constantly working. It was so lovely to see and a good insight into the culture of Hanoi. We had a fairly pricey drink for Vietnam, 80,000 (£2.60) for a beer which would usually be 15,000 – 25,000 (50p – 85p) in the sky bar that looked over Hanoi city centre and the lake. After we finished we went for a walk back through the busy town centre, we sat on a wall and watched a group of 10-12 people all break dancing to loud music blasting from a boom box. I think if I tried dancing for any more than 5 minutes I would have passed out from heat exhaustion, so I have no idea how they kept it up for so long. Was nice to just sit and admire all the locals having fun, wouldn’t see anything like it back home.

Our last day in Hanoi was unbearably hot and therefore we decided to not do a lot. We took a short walk to the lake again to find some food, we stopped for a breather near the lake and we just sat there struggling in the heat, a local man saw us and had a chuckle as he could see we were clearly distressed. He came over for chat and there was an immediate language barrier but we kind of got the gist of what he was saying, he was struggling in the heat also. He told us he was called Cloud Dragon, we had a chat about where he was from and if he had any recommendations for us to do in Hanoi, he carried on to that he was 75 years old, that he was going to die soon as the average life expectancy was only 75-80 which was sad but he brightened up our day and a hopefully we did his. We said our goodbyes and headed to get some food, we found a little place selling Banh Mi (baguettes) it was called ‘Banh Mi 25’ and I would definitely recommend if in Hanoi. Banh Mi is another Vietnamese food that most locals would eat as a snack, also a perfect go-to for travellers as they are very cheap. They only cost 20,000-30,000 Dong (66p-£1), you choose a meat (chicken, pork, beef or veggie options also) and they come with some sort of pate, cucumber, papaya, lettuce spicy sauce and vinaigrette. Definitely one of my favourite foods to buy as we were venturing around Vietnam. Must try! We headed back to the hostel had a dip in the pool to cool off and chill out for a bit before we had to head off to catch our night train to Sapa....

[jincentvangogh]

15 questions tag

Tagged by: queen @namjoonchronicles , thanks love 💜💜

Rules answer this and tag another 15 lucky friends

1. Are you named after someone?

Yes, my mum’s bff

2. When was the last time you cried?

Recently (?), I think like 5 days ago

3. Do you have kids?

queen... I can’t even keep my plants alive

4. Do you use sarcasms a lot?

I’m shady af... so yeah ??

5. What is the first thing you notice about people?

How they carry themselves... I like people who just POP like the way they walk is confident yes I like that.

When I’ve met them I notice their sense of humour, if you can make me laugh I’M yours... I like goofy people who make fun of themselves and are a little bit mean like teasing you (?) 

6. What is your eye colour?

Brown almost black

7. Scary movies or happy ending?

Happy endings but not those that are unrealistic AF like those big grand gesture scenes UGH FUCK OFF, nobody would like you to stop traffic, interrupt an important event of delay a flight to express your love FUCK OFF. 

8. Any special talents?

I can put my whole fist in my mouth, I can burn off (turn off) ??? a cigarette with my tongue, I'm really good at drawing birds and flowers, AND my friend’s say I’m really street smart and not to be cocky but I’m a natural charming individual ahahahaha.

9. Where were you born?

Colombia 

10. What are your hobbies?

I used to have a lot of them but UNI made sure to destroy my personal life, hopes and ambitious so now I don’t have any. These are the ones I had:

Tennis

Yoga

Muay Thai

Read

Write

Drawing and painting 

Cooking (I used to sell baked goods during high school)

Learning new languages 

11. Have any pets?

No... I wish

12. How tall are you?

5 ft 5 (?) 1.65 m for those who, like me, were raised with the metric system

13. What sports do you play/or have played?

okay wow so back in school teachers offered me spots in their teams cuz I was really good at playing sports. I played basketball, the tennis coach wanted me to train me so I could compete professionally, my PE teacher saved me a spot in the state’s women volleyball team, they used to call me “golden leftie” cuz a) I'm left-handed and b) I was really good at baseball and softball to the point that I wasn’t allowed to play with the girls anymore. My golf teacher insisted on training me daily cuz I have a good swing, same thing with swimming... 

tbh I was born to play sports like my body creates muscle with very little exercise and I’m big (My mum said my body used to look like Korra's so you get the hint) but my mum is a working single mum, also I don’t have any family where I live rn, therefore, my mum couldn’t take me to practice nor join me when I compete so she never allowed me to join any... To this day she still apologizes about it cuz she regrets it so much. 

14. Favourite school subject

School - History, math, biology, philosophy, French ( I didn’t like the actual language but the teachers were really cool), English, chemistry, music, literature, art... basically all of them BUT catholic studies 

UNI - cosmetics, ethics, literature, math, chemistry. I’m a food science major soo meat, dairy and cereal science and technology... the labs for those classes GOOD so much bread, sausages and cheese ahahaha... I honestly like learning, I might’ve problems with teachers but all my classes were great. 

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