#this was so fun lskjflk

[frankenjoly]

Do you know about that meme about code names? The "From now on, we will be using code names.

You can address me as Eagle One.

Ann, code name: Been There, Done That.

April is Currently Doing That.

Donna is It Happened Once in a Dream;

Chris, code name: If I Had To Pick a Dude.

Ben is... Eagle Two"

Whoever you want hahahahahah

“Alright, guys!” Yûji said, grinning so smugly it already foretold how what was coming next would be either amazing or terrible for everyone involved. “Sensei found my idea hilarious, so we’re totally getting codenames for this mission.”

Upon hearing a deep sigh, Nobara instantly turned her head to meet the glance of a very tired Megumi. And honestly? Mood.

“Of course he would.” She said, pinching the bridge of her nose and almost tugging at her eyepatch in the process. “So, anyway, shoot.” Because there was no way Yûji wasn’t making the announcement after coming up with those codenames instead of before.

“Thanks, Kugisaki! I’m gonna be Eagle One.” Now several groans echoed Megumi’s next one, including her own. Not only had he gotten Gojô’s seal of approval to do such a dumb thing, but he had also picked a goddamn meme. “Junpei’s Been There Done That, and Megumi’s Currently Doing That.” Despite everything, those first two managed to get a cackle out of Nobara.

“Wait, wouldn’t be both Currently Doing That?”

“We have to tell people apart, Kugisaki!” Well, she couldn’t argue against that, nor was she one of his boyfriends to comment further on it. Thankfully. “Anyway, Hakari-san’s It Happened Once In A Dream.” A quick scan around the room as Yûji spoke showed her Megumi and Junpei blinking, Hakari himself about to start wheezing, and Kirara scowling. “And Okkotsu-senpai’s If I Had To Pick One Of Our Senpais, of course.” 

Pfft, ‘of course’ like everyone knew it. At least, Nobara herself didn’t until that point… though, him having a thing for dark-haired people was no surprise.

“And? Is that everyone?” Yûta may not exactly be a saint of her devotion, but credit when it was due: he had concealed any possible reaction that one time and even managed to move the conversation forward.

“Ah, no! Kugisaki’s Eagle Two.”

“Wow.” Nobara let out a roaring laughter. “Thank goodness, man.”

(Also on ao3.)