#this was so fun adjkl

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my girl can wear whatever she wants tiers please for crazy ass boys gang!!!

CRAZY ASS BOYS GANG + MY GIRL CAN WEAR WHATEVER SHE WANTS TIERS

❥ my girl can wear whatever she want cause I can fight ❥

Billy Loomis - When you look particularly good his arm might as well be glued to your waist. He's both possessive and protective. He hates the way everyone's eyes devour you, but can't help how prideful it makes him either. Yeah, you want her. Of course you want her. Everyone does. But only I have her. God help the idiot that's stupid enough to open their mouth and not just look.

Jordan Li - They love watching you put your outfits together. They make suggestions from your bed, glancing up at you every few minutes. They can't help it. Their eyes are drawn to you permanently. No matter how crowded the room they can find you in a second. Whenever there's a party Jordan loves watching everyone try to sneak quick glances at you. They jump like rabbits when they wind up meeting Jordan's eyes and watch that smile that Jordan only wears around you fall back into the usual scowl. No one wants to be caught staring at Jordan's girl.

Arvin Russell - It's not possible for you to feel fear in public when you're with Arvin. You could be wearing straight lingerie in the most dangerous city in the world at 2 am and be safe. He's not just ready to protect you but hungry for it. Every time he proves he'll fight till his knuckles are bloody and bruised over you he watches you walk a little more confidently. Shine a little brighter. Knowing that he's there to protect you has only made you more yourself every day. And Arvin? He's obsessed with the transformation that the safety net of his fierce protection has ignited within you.

Jason Dean/JD - You wish he'd only fight people over what you're wearing. Unfortunately, this is not the case. JD pulls out a gun. Not every time, granted. Just a large majority of the time. In his defense, how is he supposed to act when someone has the audacity to cat call you? Do you expect him to just watch and not care as you experience that brief shiver of fear that runs up your spine when a man whistles at you before following it up with even more salacious words? If you feel fear, he'll make them feel fear. Simple.

Sparrow!Ben Hargreeves - If someone is stupid enough to not recognize him before they say anything to you about what you're wearing they will quickly recognize the tentacle wrapped around their throat. "Apologize." He hisses through gritted teeth, increasing the pressure, knowing just how much strength he can use before it would break their neck. How he ever expects anyone to apologize to you with a giant tentacle wrapped around their wind pipe you don't know. This is the second time this month. You're running out of night clubs you're not banned from.

David Mccall - You walk out of the house with the confidence that only someone who's done 12 tours over seas should have. But no, you just have a boyfriend who is incredibly scary. You've watched him almost break a man's hand for brushing it against yours at a crowded bar while he reached for his drink. You don't even think before you throw on an outfit anymore.

❥ my girl can wear whatever she want because she a hoe and I knew that before we started dating ❥

Josh Washington - Could he fuck someone up if needed? Yes, but he feels no need to. As long as you're not in danger or being disrespected Josh loves the way you express yourself through your look. You're hot and beautiful, of course you wear stuff that's short or tight, or both. If he looked like you he'd do the same thing. People don't usually say anything to you anyways, since he's always pressed to you like a second skin. He's not a jealous guy, but he is a chronic clinger.

Stu Macher - Is probably the person wolf whistling you in the first place. Points at you from across the room when you're talking to other people and says, "That's my girl right there. She's smoking, right?" He will always be smug he pulled you and NEVER shut up about it. The more wild you dress the more smug he gets. People can look all they want. But you only want him. What's there not to brag about?

Kevin Khatchadourian - Kevin above anyone else would thoroughly understand your psyche before dating you. He's involved with you because, somehow, you intrigued him against all odds. He already expected and predicted with near perfect accuracy every step of the relationship. Skimpy outfits are not throwing him. Can he fight? Yes. But, frankly, if someone pisses him off by hitting on you swinging on them is not gonna satisfy him. He's more of a "put their fingerprints at a crime scene so their life is ruined" type of get back. If he decides not to kill them.

Sebastian Valmont - Sebastian is the one buying you more hoe clothes. He loves your style and is not insecure. If either of you wanted someone else, you could go get them. But you two were practically made for each other. He wants to show you off. Is never going to be the type to try and dull your shine. He wants to walk into a room with you and have jaws drop from the deadly combination of the way you look together. He thrives off of seeing how much people want you. Knowing how futile it is. How hopeless. He pulls you tight into his side and grins like the devil himself (also, and this knowledge is of utmost importance, he cannot fight for shit.)

❥ my girl can wear whatever she want cus I’m scared of her ❥

Nathan Prescott - Is possessive, jealous and insecure enough to absolutely want you to change what you're wearing. With anyone else he'd even be bold enough to tell them to change. You are not anyone else, though. You are you. Considering every other behavior you tolerate from Nathan on a monthly, weekly, daily, and hourly basis you would snap on him like a twig if he tried to bring one more red flag on board. He knows this. You know this. When you slide on your low rise jeans and the tiniest crop top known to man, you make eye contact with one another in the mirror. He looks away first. You go back to peacefully fixing up your hair. Upside, no one is crazy enough to actually hit on you when you're at parties held on campus together. Which means Nathan won't have the cops called on him. Hooray!

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do you know what classes the x men teach, like logan, Kurt, yourself, Scott and Jean?

         ooc. gonna level with you anon, i have no idea what any of these people Majored in or Teach at xavier's school for unusually high student death rate

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Do this

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omg!! ur answer!! i was not expecting such a detailed response but im honored my ask prompted that LOL!!! i love your headcanons and i read every character, even the ones i don't know haha <3 your nightgown/robe set sounds amazing btw!!! much love xoxo

referring to this ask. this is so sweet!!! doing your ask was so much fun it changed this blog forever permanently.

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Ignore this if I've got this wrong or if the link gets removed due to being on anon, but I saw this post and immediately thought of your blog (specifically chris hartley tbh): tumblr.com/coyoprince/692421463522803712

nodding sagely... yeah yeah... (TW for link above. stalking/kidnapping/yandere stuff)

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Pelle, Arvin, and Billy for the game thingy

OKAY lets play “husband, one night stand, best friend” send me people to my ask box <3

okay this one actually made me ponder

Husband - going with Arvin for the husband actually. he's respectful. he's sane. he'd kill someone if they ever hurt you. he's sweet. he's loving and loyal? what else could you fucking WANT??

One night stand - pelle goes here because as much as i'd love to marry him i CANNOT give up my meds and tech to be with him. i'm wifi addicted okay?

Best friend - While I don't know if billy will be an awesome friend frankly adjkl... he would be fun to debate movies with, get high with, and just shoot the shit. unfortunately if i expressed the desire to kill not only would he encourage me but he'd help so that's...bad

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billy x reader x stu moving in together w/ their s/o headcannons?

A/N: the sheer level of stress this would cause is incomprehensible. 

     billy loomis x reader x stu macher            ft. moving in together 

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Billy is the one who suggests it honestly. He’s possessive. He’s clingy. He’s insecure. Triple threat? Dream guy? Precisely.

It’s not that he doesn’t trust you (or Stu) it just is what it is. So after you graduate high school he wants you all to move in together like …. yesterday.

You can resist him for a little while on it but he wants it so bad that he doesn’t instantly turn into a huffy asshole the first time he’s told no (even though this is his natural state).

Instead he dials his manipulation and charm up to a solid ten™. He’s gonna get what he wants and for something this big he's willing to play it sweet and understanding until he gets it. The bastard.

It's just as much about keeping an eye on you as it is just a regular, clingy boyfriend mood of always wanting you around. Stu agreeing with the idea so readily and eagerly is mostly due to the second reason because he does #Not have the same ...issues...Billy has. He is, however, just as needy!

Once you get worn down by the constant badgering and annoyance ahem TLC?? Get ready because you ain't seen nothing yet in terms of trouble coming your way!

Rich boy Stu is obviously going to pay for this. No apartment because of their little “hobby”. He’s an only child so he can just get whatever the hell he wants so y'all wind up in a rented house (he offered to buy it but that was just #Too Much).

Just picking the places to look at was a nightmare. Stu wanted something close to people, ever the extrovert. Billy wanted something as far away from people as possible since people are fuckers (he should know). Constantly driving to places they've each picked out and having to stop fights before you've even gotten out the car.billy: in the middle of downtown?? are you fucking serious?? stu, mockingly: in thE MidDLE oF DOwntOWN?? aRE YOu sERioUS??                          and that’s just a disagreement in location. 

You want to know what fucking HGTV shows they’ve been watching behind your back to make them so fucking obnoxious about this. Did Billy just say something about the lighting of the kitchen?? You're going to have a fucking conniption. 

Eventually you get fed up with how extra they’re being about the whole process, which is already naturally stressful and time consuming, and confront them.

Determined to make you feel bad they reveal that they’re actually just stuck on picking the perfect place because this is such an important step in a relationship. It’s the start of a life together. Your first home (not a house       a home). They want it perfect. As perfect as the future they can imagine having with you. Sappy?? Yes. 

Stu did most of that admittance while Billy kinda looked out a window, busy grinding his teeth to dust at the emotional vulnerability pervading the room like too much perfume in a department store. This turns into sex which he is infinitely better at than talking. Also he admits to more shit (feelings) after sex like he can just pass off anything he says as?? Orgasm mush mouth?? Idiot.

Once you’re all on the same page you can work as the well oiled machine you truly are. It doesn’t take long to find a place after this.

Your suffering isn’t over by a long shot though. This is your first place together and other than clothes and personal items they want everything in the house to be brand new or new to all of you at least.

So now you have to fully furnish the place. Billy the edgelord surprisingly wants the place very cozy? Talking warm and bright colors. Soft throw pillows. Shit ton of trinkets. Picture frames. He wants your place to look like a family could live here. Wants it to look like it'd take forever to move out. The word minimalism (though he doesn't know it) makes him want to throw up.

Getting a mattress is bullshit because Stu likes his beds soft and Billy likes his firmer. It's like trying to pick a very permanent fixture of furniture with two equally annoying Goldilocks. The mattress salesmen wanted to die. You wanted to die.

You guys almost got kicked out because at one point to test the mattress you all made out on it? Also?? Jumping on them. Jumping on them like five year olds. How did Stu convince you to do it? Unknown. Billy sat on the bed dignified as you two did this. He’s being jostled but his face is absolutely impassive. The chaos jumped out. Stu tipped well at least.

They can both agree they want a TV in the bedroom though. Hooray for agreeing on something! But honestly? Don't let them do this. That means you'll never again know peace. Imagine knowing you have class tomorrow morning while Stu is sitting next to you in bed?? Spilling popcorn on the sheets and talking about the random final girl's breasts while Billy is telling him to not "get the fucking sheets dirty" while he is going off on a tangent about the unrealistic blood splatter?? Veto the bedroom TV.  

Stu doesn't really care about the decorating much?? Because he's not uptight like Billy. He just wanted to get a really nice place for the three of you. Now you've got a nice place            "Anything else is whatever man."

If pressed about something though he doesn't like white walls very much? Would rather some other color. Nothing crazy? Just ...not white. Light grey? Maybe a blue? Tan? Brown? He doesn't care! But if he's asked now he for sure wants to paint everything a non-white or only have white as an "accent wall" (seriously you're going to cry where are they hearing this shit??)

He starts to paint. Gets brushes. Rollers. Tarp. Tape. The whole nine yards. Gonna do this the right way! Doesn't even splash Billy with the paint more than twice (because he's an adult dammit ... and also because the second time it got too close to Billy's hair and the look on Billy's face was... scary).

He runs out of steam for this project so fucking quickly. Bless his heart. Admirably he probably gets one entire room done. Other than that? :/

The only things he doesn't half-ass are murder and loving you and Billy. He will never change! He will never improve! His brain power is limited and he's chosen his tasks. Like how you can only equip a Sims character with like three traits? That's Stu.

Doesn't just leave you and Billy hanging to finish it alone though (because Billy would literally stab him). He throws a "house party" where a whole bunch of his friends come over and help to paint. Then they get all the free booze they can drink and pizza they can eat while they watch whatever sports game happens to be on. You had to tell him booze comes specifically after the finished job because he doesn't have the foresight to know drunk twenty-somethings painting a house would be a nightmare. Crisis averted before it starts. 

The house has all new appliances of every sort because Stu wants the best of everything and has no impulse control. He doesn't even drink coffee but you have a brand new coffee maker in your kitchen one day. Billy the rat doesn't let things go to waste so he starts drinking coffee every morning. 

Are you into decorating? No? Better get into it! Stu did his one thing to personalize the house and you have to do something too. It's part of Billy's fucking...the word is anxiety but he'll never use it. He wants you to be so involved in the making of this space for the three of you like that would stop you from ever leaving it one day? Show visible enthusiasm or god help everyone. Can we get a therapist in here? Can we PLEASE get a therapist in here-

This is literally Stu annoying the shit out of you and Billy during the ikea trip. Stu wants so badly to get kicked out of IKEA just for the purpose of saying he was once kicked out of IKEA. Billy won't allow it because this is "fucking serious, Stu" and “we have shit to do”. Stu can thus only release his chaos energy with puns and he does it to the fullest extent. 

Setting up/assembling the furniture literally gets put on pause so the two can go out and murder someone because if they don't?? They'll kill each other. "Did you drop the fucking screws for this somewhere?? Do you want me to stab you with this screwdriver?" and "You know what? This is why I laughed when that shelf you put up fell on you, you dick-"

They come back in the dead of night soaked in blood and you come out the bedroom squinting at them. The coffee table is now set up. Yay?? 

Honestly all the aggravation and tiny fights are worth it once you're fully settled in? There's a sort of peace to Billy that he'd been lacking before. You guys have carved out this little spot in the world that's distinctly the three of you and just for the three of you and he loves it. 

He's much more confident about the relationship now than he ever was before. Let him make you a shitty cup of coffee in the morning and kiss your forehead only for Stu to grumble about how everyone should still be asleep because it's Saturday guys-

                           *cue sappy but quirky romcom music*

You're living a domestic fairytale that features a little bit more blood than average but hey? Isn't that a low cost to pay for true love? 

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I can’t wait until Candyman comes out

this ask comes with its own personal carbon dating! neat!

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husband best friend and one night stand for ginger, jennifer and tiffany

oh also easy! tiffany is husband?? look at her she can't be anything other than a beloved spouse. she deserves no less.

ginger is the one night stand because i can't have a super possessive bestie and a super possessive wife they'd kill each other. the ecosystem would be unbalanced.

once again jennifer as my bestie because like... toxic mean girl bestie for the win??

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A/N: i'm just a black girl with terrible taste in men! i will never change! i will never improve! that is a promise! 

     billy loomis x black fem!reader x stu macher          ft. that's it .... that's the whole concept      (actually kinda totally hair focused this time)

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There are a lot of little things you don't consider when first getting into an interracial relationship. One of those things you hadn't considered because it was such an everyday part of life? You actually feel a little insecure about going to sleep/wrapping up your hair at night.

The boys notice eventually although it takes a while. They know something is wrong long before they know what's wrong. You always get antsy at bedtime like you're missing some crucial part of your routine. Next morning? You scramble out of their arms far too early just to go to the bathroom and shut yourself in for thirty minutes.

Sometimes you come lay back down after these morning trips and go ...right back to sleep?? But always laying on your stomach?

First they think.... upset stomach in the morning? Or something else dumb and they're not gonna ask about that and piss off their girlfriend. 

Billy notices first that you always come back out of the bathroom with your hair done perfectly. It is ass o'clock in the morning why are your fucking....edges laid? You're literally like this every morning for awhile. Once he realizes that like... you're not even doing a full morning routine? That you didn't wash your face or brush your teeth or anything else? That you jumped outta bed to do nothing other than your hair? Oooooh my god, babe what the fuck-

Confronts you immediately after he figures it out and unfortunately that confrontation happens at ass o'clock in the morning. Stu is muttering for the two of you to shut up and go back to sleep but Billy smacks him awake.

He was gonna start yelling until he sees you curled up with your knees to your chest looking vulnerable. What the fuck did Billy say to you to make you upset when we should all be sleeping?

Was gonna just insta-start a fight with Billy but then Billy just goes straight for the throat of the problem with, "what are you doing all this for? what's wrong?"

You gotta fan your eyes to not cry because they're already sore from lack of peacefuL SLEEP. You lay it all out on the court. Confessing to worrying they'd find you unattractive if you did your usual nightly routine. Stressing over your hair health. Dreading the start of the day and the detangling process. Waking up early just to make sure you look nice-ish when they wake up. You're miserable!

They let you finish without interrupting because they see you need to get it all off your chest but as soon as your quiet for a little bit indicting you're done Stu starts babbling out reassurance after reassurance. Billy just grabs you and drags you into his lap, kisses your forehead. You all fall back asleep curled up together, both the boys laying on you so you can't get up and go do your new routine that's exhausting you. Everyone has morning hair, babe. Please stop stressing yourself out.

If you're still insecure after you've talked to the point you don't do the nightly routine you confess to telling them you used to do? One of two things is gonna happen.

A) the next night when you get ready to crawl into bed with them they walk outta the bathroom and oh my fucking god?? What are they wearing? Silk bonnets bitch, that's right. Now we’re all matching and some of us can calm down- Put on your bonnet and go to sleep.

That was Stu’s idea and he's lowkey proud of it and it's lowkey cute. Actually pretty reassuring too. A very Stu way to deal with insecurities. make them seem smaller by making them funny. They didn’t just do it to make you chuckle a little and then rip them off, though. They got them so that you’d feel normal wearing yours. So anytime they’re just alone in the house with you? Bonnets? On, everybody! Mandatory bonnet time. It fucking works though! 

Billy’s other solution? Learns how to tie head scarves for sleep. Says fuck it! Forget the bonnet then. But hair care is very important to him. He babies his own hair. And he knows just how important hair is for black women (cause you've told him). Also knows how hard it is to maintain.

He’s not gonna sit around and watch you fuck up your pretty hair because you don’t want them seeing you in a sleep bonnet. Ridiculous! So he goes looking for alternatives and finds head scarves. Cue sigh of relief.

He practices on Stu so that by the time he comes to you with the solution he’s already a pro at it and you can’t say no (they do a lot of tying ..."things" as ghostface so tbh even Stu would be pretty good at tying scarves right off the bat).

Makes the wraps cute so that you like them. Also had Stu buy a shit ton of really cute scarves. And if they come off in the night like scarves sometimes (often) do? bAM every pillowcase in the house is silk now too. Your boy’s have got you covered.

They also just get a bunch of regular bandana's because Stu slept in some of Billy’s practice wraps to make sure he was doing them well enough to withstand the toss and turns of sleep? And Stu realized .... hmmm.... sometimes this shit..... is annoying to sleep in. So when you need a break? Bandana time!

Honestly even outside of sleepy times Billy actually likes the way headwraps look on you? And he likes doing them/experimenting with styles n’ what-not. This eventually leads to him just helping you/fucking around with your hair in general. Goodbye paying someone to do it for you- 

This is now a bonding activity! Y’all watch horror movies and he does your hair for you. Why did you jump for that? It wasn’t even scary and now you fucked up my braid- 

He’s becoming #Too Woke and #Knowledgeable and is ten seconds from starting to call you tender-headed adjkl. No, but seriously he’s actually very gentle and watched a shit ton of videos. Mostly uses the comb just for parting and finger combs through the rest because, "Like 80% of the tutorials I found said over-combing isn’t good for black hair"!

See? Babe, I’m paying all kinds of attention.

Stu helping you with your hair? Lmao.... he tried one time and Billy was ten seconds away from stabbing him watching him fuck it up. He’s now very protective over your head 

This isn’t our hair, Billy. This is my hair / Not after all the work I’ve put into it, it fucking isn’t-

The one (1) thing Stu is allowed to do to your hair in terms of “helping” is slicking or brushing part of it down and then poofing another part of it up. Yes, you heard me. Billy said Stu has afro-puff rights only! Stu would complain at this lack of faith in him but like .... he sees how the two of y’all’s hands be hurting and ... mmm. Pass. Keep those problems to yourself! He’s just gonna be the moral support who brings the two of you snacks and orders pizza.

You’ll come home and Billy will be in the kitchen stirring something unidentifiable.... blood still on him from their latest kill. Stu is just watching him... chilling...hanging. They were gonna try out a new way to remove bloodstains but found a natural hair conditioner recipe and got distracted like idiots.

Their one shared brain-cell is focused on loving you.

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omg i love ur blog so much 💕 all of ur poly billy/stu/reader stuff owns my ass😍 can i request billy/stu/huge buff dude reader (like at least 6'8" could probably bench press both of them agdjdhd) headcannons (nsfw or sfw its up to u!)

A/N: speaking of ass owning? you know who's ass you own? 

     billy loomis x m!reader x stu macher             ft. s/o is an absolute beefcake

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You own Stu's ass. He sees you and he stops dead in his tracks. Please.... please sir bench-press him please-

Toxic masculinity #Whomst? Sorry he's not heterosexual so when he sees you the first time it's just instant 👀 👀 👀 👀

Billy was about to get annoyed because uhm who is His Boyfriend™ looking at like that who isn't him? Who?? Where are they?? He's gonna kill them.

Then he sees you and like fuck man?? He... fucking gets it. Stu and him make the shadiest eye contact in the world and it is instantly agreed they are about to trap you. They're both Ash Ketchum in this bitch #RIP you never saw it coming beefcake. 

Stu calls you beefcake I'm so sorry it's just what he does and he won't stop. Non-negotiable part of the relationship. Beefcake, stud ...stud-muffin. He won't ever shut up.

This is Stu at all times @ you. Listen       listen he's always been the muscle in all his relationships full-stop. With girls and guys alike. And he's fucking loved it 100%. Throwing a partner over his shoulder? Carting them around like they weigh nothing because they don't?? Goofing around just because he's #Big And Strong and can? He loves that shit.

But someone else doing that .... to him? He's in tears please throw him on your shoulder or give him a piggy back ride he'll actually giggle. It's very pure.

Not so pure? Can you actually hold him down and just fuck the shit out of him? He drools at the mere thought. He's constantly talking about how big and strong you are the whole time you rail him too?? He's living his best life.

Stu's got a size-kink that goes both ways         that is now well established. It was very important that you know how deep his love for your tall, strong ass physique goes.

Billy does not have this same kink. If he does have a size kink it's probably for smaller/weaker partners tbh. Stu is a 6'4 tree but he does whatever Billy says and wants 98% of the time. He's Billy's sub if not usually Billy's bottom as well.

He does like being a dom to you though?? That's his exact kink. Having you on your knees while you suck his dick and he's got a hand in your hair just guiding you as he sees fit? Bro... he's #Into It. Do what he says and he'll just fucking nut he's gross. 

But despite his total type A personality no one stays in one sexual role all the time so he does like little tussles for control sometimes. It's hot. If you manage to get him to bottom though he's a power bottom and a brat. Have fun with that (to be fair you will genuinely have fun with that). 

He is not Stu though do not pick him up in public!! He is in charge of this relationship! He is the Stu and You wrangler and tamer! Don't make him start swinging (a brat? anyone? a brat?). 

What he does really like is you hugging him? He's still always desperate for cuddling even though he'd never admit it and he does like how strong you are? Wrap your arms around his shoulder and pull him back against you. It's a quick way to get him to chill out and everyone is amazed whenever you do it?? 

Randy has literally bowed to you on multiple occasions for this special gift you have (this of course starts back up Billy's Killing Instinct so you have to keep a tight grip on him). 

He wants you to sit in his lap. He's so hardheaded and dumb. He insists you sit in his lap even. He has Stu do it all the time but Stu is at least like a ...lean sort of buff guy. You are not. This matters not to Billy Loomis who has an ego the size of the sun. 

On multiple occasions you and Stu have sat in Billy's lap at once just to see him finally break but so far he never has. He'll never admit defeat. You two just take pity on him and get off eventually. You're even nice enough to subtly rub feeling back into his stupid, fucking legs without commenting on why they're numb (so far his streak for ignoring the agony of leg numbness is 1h and 41m ie. the running time of Nightmare On Elm Street). 

The healthy middle ground of satisfying this urge in Billy to always have his partner On Him is for you to sit in-between his legs. Stu? Says fuck that?? He's sitting in-between your legs. The utter joy of a taller bf...he's on cloud nine. 

You're tall enough that you've gotta bend down and kiss him and he swoons just a little. Billy wants to perish. Instead of just asking for kisses he always ...drags you down by your shirt. Who is he flexing on? 

He was already fed up from kissing Stu he's at his wits end. Will he ever accept a lesser amount of kisses? No.

Billy is gonna break his spine trying to dip you or pick you up or some shit but it's fine...it's fine don't worry about it. 

They’re both sexists that are inherently a little (not much let’s be clear adjkl) less protective over guy partners than girls partners but because you are so big?? The....messes you get dragged into.

 stu: oh yeah?? why don’t you say that to my boyfriend’s face *drags you into a fight he started when you were just minding your own business*

Billy won’t do that to you but he’s Very Possessive over you. No one look at you. If anyone looks at you his day will be ruined (the drama)! Yes ---- Of course he knows you’re built like the fucking rock?? That 5′0 girl who you’d have to bend down for 800 years just to hug her needs to keep walking before she gets got. Grab him quickly before he starts a fight. 

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