#this was only like 4 ppl poppin off but lmfao what a wild ride

[kali-uchihas]

things actually said at (or after tbh once we were all chilling) my team meeting today:

- I’m not getting the vaccine, fuck if Pelosi is chipping me.

-the covid vaccine is the Mark of the Beast. Eventually you will use that chip to pay for things *arm swiping motion like apple pay but from the wrist*, they just put it in you now

-The democrats are in bed with China.

-oh I saw that facebook post before Zuckerberg took it down for being too truthful. He didnt want to scare the sheep

things I contributed once the biblical conspiracy started and heads looked to me as if I was keeping up:

-idk dude, I just thought the aliens fucked the monkeys and now I gotta pay bills about it.