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abirddogmoment · 7 months ago
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We woke up to fog and -1°C in the river valley so we bundled up for a little hike before hitting the road in search of sunshine and sand.
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kootenaygoon · 6 years ago
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So,
At first, I was nervous about tackling news stories. 
I knew the stakes from my summers at the Whitehorse Star, had seen how small fuck-ups could have large consequences. Telling someone else’s story is a huge privilege, a power you have over them, and it can be intoxicating. But if you do it wrong, you will hear about it. I preferred the lighter elements of the job, like taking pictures at the Pride Parade or typing up an exhaustive feature on the Capitol Theatre’s production of Chicago. I was a hype machine, excitedly Photoshopping my images and then sprawling back in my desk chair with the newly printed paper’s pages flung open to reveal my handiwork. I floated through the summer of 2014 high on the experience of it all, letting myself fall in love with each new artist I interviewed.
Some people believed the proliferation of artists in the Nelson area was thanks to the town being situated on a bed of magical quartz, but I figured it was more a case of kindreds being attracted to one another. People were looking for a life less ordinary, far from the city. Most locals had some sort of regular job and then spent the remainder of their time investing in creative endeavours, whether that meant painting a mural, starting a food truck or playing in an 80s cover band called Val Kilmer and the New Coke. I started learning the names of local authors, meeting up with poet Tom Wayman and short story writer Myler Wilkenson. I wrote a feature about a photographer named Ryan Oakley who had crowd-funded a book called Humans of Nelson, based on the viral hit Humans of New York. It featured daily portraits of people he met during his lunch breaks, along with a pithy quote that captured their essence. One young singer named Anilah had just landed her Enya-esque tracks on some TV show, a spoken word poet named Magpie Ulysses was releasing a chapbook and a popular saxophonist named Clinton Swanson was playing relentless gigs around town. I giddily funnelled their stories on to Facebook and Twitter, where I obsessively watched the engagement numbers climb. Within a month or two our web presence had exploded, and pretty soon Calvin was bragging that we had the best social media numbers in the Kootenays.
But every now and then, things got dark. The first heavy story that landed on my desk involved a quartet of teenagers who had gone missing the day before I arrived in town. It was eventually discovered that they’d commandeered a canoe and gone adventuring right into a windstorm on Slocan Lake—a body of water so enormous it almost looks like the ocean in places. Authorities were able to recover the canoe pretty quickly, and found a young girl near death. Though they rushed her to medical services, she died in the hospital. There was no trace of the others, three dudes ranging in age from late teens to early twenties. The grief was heavy in the community, and right away I felt it settle in my chest — a clenched fist of empathy. I interviewed the RCMP as they conducted a large-scale search, checking in each day to hear if there was anything to report. At one point it looked like they were going to call it off, but then the families hired a husband-wife duo from the U.S. who had a submersible specially designed for these sorts of retrievals. Within a few days they’d located the boys, down in the darkness, and dragged them back up into the light. I shuddered when I thought of how they must’ve looked after that long underwater, after being cradled to the surface with a claw. The people I interviewed talked about the closure that brought to the families, and I quoted various people silver lining it, but it was the sort of tragedy that was so random it felt cruel on a cosmic level. Like a deity reaching down from heaven to smudge out a few people with his thumb.
“We cannot presume what happened. Our best speculation is misadventure. It wasn’t a very big canoe,” RCMP officer Darryl Little told me. 
“It was more of a swift water canoe than a lake canoe. There wasn’t much space below the gunnels and we figure the wind came up and that was it.”
During those weeks I kept running into people who knew the kids, and saw the impact plain on their heartbroken faces. One woman burst into tears while I was renewing my car insurance. I decided to interview the school district psychologist, Dr. Todd Kettner, to get his insights into the community’s grief process. We met at Lakeside Park and shot a video of him sitting on a park bench, calling out the provincial government and Premier Christy Clark. They had docked his pay during the teacher’s strike, right while he was in the midst of putting in overtime to coordinate a critical incident crisis management plan for the Slocan community. He was the only psychologist for the district, which according to him was chronically under-funded. For him it wasn’t about the dollars they took off his cheque, it was the overall neglect rural schools were receiving that really set him off. In an online open letter that went viral around the province he laid out some of the routine cases he was dealing with from day to day, underlining the ways the community was failing to support students with mental health issues.
“I was awakened Sunday morning by a phone call informing me that a student at one of the 21 schools I’m responsible for was on life support in ICU after an accidental drug overdose,” he wrote.
“Monday morning, while continuing to support the staff at the school where the hospitalized student learns, a dedicated and caring school administrator and I were informed that we were needed at another school to help the staff there prepare to gently inform their students that their classmates’ parent had been killed in a tragic accident.”
Kettner was eventually reimbursed for his pay cut, but didn’t see any change at an institutional level. At the end of the day he was still doing his job the best way he could in seemingly impossible circumstances. In the newsroom Tamara filled me in on the realities of SD8, and the issues were deeply systemic. The whole system was cash-starved because the undeclared income of the cannabis industry meant that, on paper, it was the poorest district in the province. The local high school was past capacity, there were multiple elementary schools that should have been demolished years ago, and sitting through board meetings meant hearing about financial snafus of the highest order.
“Those school board meetings, Will? Worst part of my job, easy. You wouldn’t believe how boring they are. All the ‘motion to accept this’ and ‘motion to accept that’. Makes me want to blow my brains out,” she said.
“The key is, you have to get to know the trustees, the superintendent. Once you have them as a connection, they can pretty much talk you through anything.”
“You think the strike will last much longer?”
“Shit, I don’t know. Those teachers are pissed, and they’re not going to back down.”
Around this time I came to an instinctive conclusion about the type of reporter I wanted to be: not aloof, or unfeeling, but the type that engages to an almost scary degree. If I was going to write a story, I wanted to understand it on a far deeper level than I needed for the paper, I wanted to be the guy in town that was the ultimate expert on that topic — right down to its human nuances.
The story commanding my most fervid attention was the trial of Andrew Stevenson, the bank robber that Cass had told me about. Calvin, Tamara and I spent a good half an hour scouring through Facebook trying to find a photo of him and his co-accused, Krista Kalmikoff, so we could have something to illustrate Greg’s stories about the court hearings. We were unsuccessful. The guy was being charged with seven robberies over the course of about six months, of both banks and pharmacies. The NPD had identified addiction as the driving force behind the crimes, and had been able to predict the exact day of his last robbery: April 25, 2014. In my free time I interrogated anyone who knew anything about what happened, picking up scraps of information here and there. A drunk woman at a party described seeing him come careening out of the bank’s parking lot on a bike, cutting in front of city hall and hurtling down towards the lake as cops sprinted after him. I wanted, so badly, to know what this guy looked like. Calvin sent me down to the court to get a shot of him walking in handcuffed—a goon shot—but then it turned out he was appearing by video link. Foiled!
As I got to know the NPD cops, attending one of their award ceremonies, I met a soft-spoken sergeant named Nate Holt. He had thickly muscled arms, a neatly trimmed blond beard and spiky hair that was nearly white. Not only was he holding an award for bravery, he was also one of the guys who was at the bridge that day, with Andrew Stevenson's stolen money raining down from the tree like confetti. I pictured the bank robber squirming on the rocks, trying to crawl away, while they descended on him like blue wraiths. The thing about Nate was you could feel the toll his work took on him, and you could see it in the way he carried himself. He was piggy-backing a lot of sadness. One suicidal dude came at him with a butcher knife and Nate didn’t even pull his gun. No, he got close enough to tackle him in a bear-hug, wrestle the knife out of his grip and save both of their lives. Sometimes I thought about those two men, rolling on the Baker Street sidewalk in that guy’s blood, while shocked residents looked on. I couldn’t believe that someone could have an experience like that and return to work the next day. But that’s exactly what he did.
Before Paisley moved into our new place, Muppet and I got a few days of lackadaisical meandering. I took her to Kaslo May Days with me, slaloming along the highway up Kootenay Lake in a state of giddy bliss, thinking yes I think I made the right decision while I gazed out at the water. I spotted a weird gargoyle sculpture on top of a house on Front Street, and wondered to myself what the deal was there. I spent a lot of time wandering through parks with my camera, approaching strangers and asking to take their photos. Cass would later jokingly call these spreads “All the people Will met at the park the other day”. Eventually I decided I had to see this bridge Andrew Stevenson jumped off, so I got on the highway out to Castlegar and went looking for it. We turned off the highway and followed a switch-back down to the Columbia River, just a few kilometres up from a massive hydroelectric dam. I parked at one end of the bridge and walked Muppet out across the dusty concrete to the middle so we could see the spot it happened. It was a clear, sunny afternoon, and I eventually identified the small cedar he’d attempted to jump into. Below was nothing but a rocky slope to the river, twenty feet further on. This was where it all ended for him, after evading the cops six times. Maybe it was the new pot I was smoking, or maybe it was something else, but I was feeling an electric need to understand this story. I’d been struggling for years on a novel that wasn’t coming along, partially because I was finding it difficult to invent new parts of the narrative, but here was a true fucking story that I could actually throw my weight into. I stood there for a long time, while cars rocketed by in the distance and wind hurtled through the canyon. The air smelled delicious.
I stood there drinking a Slurpee while Muppet panted happily.
The Kootenay Goon
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jessesteele · 3 years ago
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Taiwan's Prejudice of Foreigners Taught Me Black Systemic Racism Is Real
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College was my first exposure to American Black culture. I’m a far better man for it. Moody was less than a block from Cabrini Green. I taught Pierre how to swim and he taught me how to forgive. My room mate, Ronnie, was president of African Awareness Fellowship. Three years, he tried to tell me that the problem was with “the system”. “It’s the system, Jesse. It’s hidden in the system. I know you don’t see it. But, I see it every day.” I listened, but I still couldn’t see.
Ten years in Taiwan opened my eyes. Ronnie, I’ve seen it. I haven’t just heard about it, I’ve finally seen it with my own eyes. Others don’t see it, especially if they’re part of it. I’ve seen that too.
If a man thinks his unjust actions are acceptable, there is no way to tell him that he is unjust in a way he will find acceptable. I know how Rosa Parks felt, in a way. I wholly agree with Dr. King in his Letter from the Birmingham Jail.
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
Never again can we afford to live with the narrow, provincial “outside agitator” idea.
We readily consented, and when the hour came we lived up to our promise. So I… am here because I was invited here. But more basically, I am [here] because injustice is here.
The Taiwanese need Westerners. They welcome Westerners at their airports and in their marketing. They need Western-trained, Western-thinking engineers to build their own defense weapons against a large aggressor in the region. They need English teachers—and more importantly English speakers to interact with in the every day world. But, from fear of the large aggressor in the region, and from hurt over foreign occupation in the past, Taiwanese made laws that restrict all foreigners, including Westerners. So because of the past, Taiwan turned away the friends they needed for the future. Haven’t we all done the same?
Bear with me the boring details. In America, a work visa gives residence. After five years, the foreigner becomes a citizen. America makes it simple. In Taiwan, they place strange restrictions—not one day between jobs, not one speeding ticket, and all work permits which the government never delivers. Even then, you can’t become a citizen unless you renounce all citizenship elsewhere.
My story began twelve years ago when my boss wouldn’t give me my work permit, which he is legally required to and never forced to. I folded it up and sneaked it out in my tie, then went home and cried. The next boss never gave me my work permit. I called Immigration and told the officer; the officer shouted, “They must!” then slammed down the phone. There was no follow-up.
Soon, the local Labor inspector found me at the wrong school—I worked for a chain. I had no Idea where I was supposed to work. The address was written in Mandarin on the work permit, which I never received. I got a summons from Labor; the boss was worried and told me to lie to the government. We even had a special meeting to coordinate our lies. The bigger boss gave me a strange handshake; I thought my life was being threatened. The company would pull strings “high up” in government to get out of the ordeal. While I sat with my boss, lying to the Labor inspector—a very good person with extremely limited power, mind you—the bigger boss walked into the Labor chief’s office, feigning benign chit-chat. The Chief looked scared. I rolled my fingerprint to certify the lies told with a knife to my back and we left without so much as a hiccup.
Weeks later, I learned that the strange handshake was a request for sex. I had been sexually harassed—they would only call their gangster buddies to get me out of their lying to the government if I lied to the government and had homosexual sex with the big boss. No. Maybe that’s why they tried to fire me a couple months later. No. Firing requires compensation, which the company refused.
Then came an in-class evaluation two weeks before the contract ended, with a promise not to renew the contract regardless of the evaluation. The boss insisted based on me having voluntarily reported I was one page behind in the schedule. Most teachers were three pages off schedule on any given day.
The boss is legally required to accept my resignation with a stamped letter. The boss refused. I went to the police station twice, the police never forced the boss to send the letter. Then, the boss reported me as MIA, which is illegal for a foreign employee. But, being wise, I had already notified Labor of my desire to resign. I’d sent certified mail, with return proof of delivery confirmation, a full confession of perjury to the Labor inspector—a very good person with extremely limited power, mind you. I included a CD with the recording of the boss saying, “I hate foreigners.” The inspector scheduled a mediation meeting and called my phone, urging me to bring a Taiwanese friend to translate.
The meeting lasted three hours and the boss accepted my resignation. That was a first. I mean, this was a breakthrough. Tainan had never seen a successful agreement in a dispute between an employer and foreign employee. They always last forty minutes, then go to court or deportation. I was the first to reach peace.
I asked my Taiwanese friend, the one who accompanied me to the mediation, why my boss had lied about the address on my first work permit. There was no reason. Why lie first when the truth wouldn’t hurt? “Because of the Cultural Revolution in China,” he explained. “People about forty years and older are still influenced by Chairman Mao’s thinking, including that lying is okay.” He also told me that the big boss controlled a kind of local “ESL mafia” in the city.
Later, I was told by a coworker from that chain that the inspector, seeing how that boss treated me, continued inspection; three locations of that ESL chain were closed. The school suddenly started treating him with respect, which was good for him. They had tried to fire him also. I’m glad it worked out for him.
My immediate supervisor quit her job over how they treated me. She went to work in a factory for more pay and less stress. I’m glad it worked out for her.
My next employer told me that they had to let me go because they were getting harassment from that previous boss. I couldn’t work. Looking back, I don’t know how I financially survived. I guess God wanted me here, so I stayed while He made a way.
Officers at Immigration, city government workers, and aides of two different legislators asked me why I stayed in Tainan. “Why don’t you just move to Taipei where there are more jobs and your boss can’t chase you?”
See, there’s the plight of the Taiwanese! Every time there is a bully, they just bend over. They were beaten down by Chiang Kai-Shek, like Israel in the desert after Egypt, afraid to enter the Promised Land. “No way!” I’d say kindly, strongly, and reassuringly. “There is no law saying an American can’t teach English in Tainan. So, the government can protect an American willing to stand with the Tainan people! Their English is bad and they need the practice more than Taipei. I suffer because I love Tainan, and Taiwan’s government still won’t help me.”
The only meaningful help I received was from a person who understood the trouble, but never spoke to me: the Labor inspector—a very good person with extremely limited power.
The people who ask why I never moved to Taipei ask with childlike innocence, not knowing that they imply discrimination against not just myself, but also against the people of Tainan. Many Westerners live in Taipei in the populated north, but Tainan has many delights in the south. Taiwanese anecdotally believe Westerners prefer Taipei because it is the “big city”. Actually, it is because the Ministry of Labor places hefty financial burdens on the small ESL schools of the south—the same requirements the rich ESL schools in the north can afford. Most Tainan ESL schools aren’t rich enough to hire an American legally. So, they need help from a black market, which my former boss was rumored all too happy to oblige. Albeit, the laws are written in Taipei, in the north, where there couldn’t possibly be connection to black market interests in the south. But, I saw something more important: Westerners avoided Tainan because its ESL community was gripped by an invisible black market. And, it didn’t just hurt me; it hurt the Taiwanese, who remained oblivious.
That was when I started to see how a system can oppress one people, without the people across the street even noticing. In fact, Taiwanese didn’t even know how their Labor laws crippled English learning in Tainan. Taiwanese were victims of systemic prejudice as much as I was. All this rigmarole hurt their highly-coveted English skill. None of this would be a problem if Taiwan simply extended the same rights and protections to Americans as America extends to Taiwanese. That way, many Americans would be Taiwanese dual citizens who could work anywhere, including the poorer ESL schools in the southern, delightful city of Tainan.
But, Taiwan’s government won’t allow it, even after eleven years of petition. And, yet Taiwan cries for global help when countries break diplomatic ties. The Taiwanese people don’t even know what trouble Immigration and Labor laws create for them on the global stage.
The juicy part of this story is that my former ESL chain receives public funding from America’s government. I called their American office to report the incident. They hung up the phone on me without a word. I won’t reveal the name because all evidence of human rights violation is illegal within the jurisdiction it is collected. I prefer to stay with the Taiwanese people, helping them survive dishonest business practices toward which the Taiwan government turns many a blind eye and deaf law. And, I still hope for a peaceful answer from Taiwan, even after twelve years.
For the last seven years, I’ve written editorials every Monday, looking at Taiwan objectively, respecting the status quo Taiwan has as a de facto sovereign country. I’ve been objective and constructively critical, but at times, I admit, favorable. I hailed Taiwan’s police for not bloodying students who entered the Legislature in 2014—a stark contrast to police in Washington DC. Students who entered the Executive branch weren’t so fortunate.  I know; I was here in Taiwan. When Taiwan President Tsai said, “Taiwan is a vibrant democracy; it has many problems, but it is worth saving,” with permission, she was borrowing my words from one of many supportive letters to US Congress.
In the last twelve years, I never went public with the name of my accusers nor did I publish related articles where I am syndicated. Peace was my goal. Taiwan needed time to change, but I have seen no change. Work permits still pass through the hands of a gate-keeping boss. Rights of dual citizenship remain non-existent.
I’ve applied for permanent residence twice. The first time, the committee voted “no” on matters unrelated to my application; the meeting was out of order, which I can prove because Taiwan’s unabashed government sent me the minutes of the committee meeting to show me I was wrong. The second time, I applied based on my favorable coverage of Taiwan in the press, given their unredressed grievances and my patience and, most importantly, my silence. The application response deadline is 90 days; Immigration hasn’t given an official response of their committee’s vote in over 200 days.
What may I conclude, but love? I can’t hate Taiwan for being systemically prejudice. Black Americans don’t hate me for my systemic racism. I didn’t know what I did to Black Americans—I still don’t because I don’t see systemic prejudice when it favors me. We can’t make excuses for ourselves, but the Black Man isn’t complaining about any “big nothing” as some purport. I was raised a White Republican. I must learn to listen to Black Americans just as I know Taiwanese can only understand by listening to me.
This was a message I eagerly wanted to tell Americans: invisible injustice in our systems cause poverty! But, I couldn’t tell that story without hurting the Taiwanese people. Now, after 200 days of waiting for a 90 day deadline, it’s safe to say that Taiwan’s Immigration Agency won’t mind.
Of course, I have many Taiwanese friends whom I don’t deserve, many of the skateboarders. Why would I choose Tainan, a city with the most restrictive skatepark and skateboard laws on the island? Tainan has talented skateboarders as eager and gifted as anywhere else. Injustice in any system affects every sector. I don’t run from problems no matter how small, no matter how scary. It’s hard to leave friends, especially when their patience has changed my life. Taiwan opened my eyes over the last twelve years to understand the plight of the Black Man. I understand my first country better because I kept reaching out to the hand that slapped me back. And, I kept taking the many hands in Taiwan that reached out to me.
I can’t reject the Taiwanese. They’ve taught me too much.
Taiwan’s Prejudice of Foreigners Taught Me Black Systemic Racism Is Real from Jesse Steele
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cuteness--overload · 4 years ago
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Red-Eyed Vireo I saw on the weekend - Big Knife Provincial Park, Alberta
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bwenvs3000 · 7 years ago
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Have you ever been lost in the woods?
What role does “privilege” play in nature interpretation? Define privilege.
My friend’s definition (he’s a philosophy student): “An inherited advantage over those around it. Something that is always relative.”
My attempt at a definition: “The ability to experience something in a very fortunate manner which is exclusive to some or one being.”
The ability to perceive nature in a calm, often romanticized way is most definitely a privilege. For some people nature is not something of beauty. It can represent fear, danger and the unknown.
I remember taking an educational course once and the instructor asked the class a question:
“who here has gotten lost in the woods?”
About a quarter of the class put their hand up.
The instructor then clarified his question:
“I don’t mean lost for an hour or two, or went off the trail for some time. I mean who really has been lost in the woods? Who here has gotten lost in the woods for as long as having to stay the night?”
Everybody’s hands went down.
Acknowledging this, he explained further:
“I have. I have spent nights where I’m cold, everything is pitch dark, there are sounds of coyotes and wolves around me and all I have for comfort is my knife and my gun. I have gone to sleep clutching my gun and it’s scary.”
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He then proceeded to talk about the importance of being prepared in the woods.
Nature can be quite brutal and it’s a privilege to experience it from safety. Some people and animals don’t have that luxury. Some may view a fruit in the forest as a primary food source that needs to be eaten to survive. Others might see the fruit as something decorative, or something they would like to grow in their personal gardens at home.
Some people don’t really get to experience nature much at all. This may be due to working all the time, maybe they live in a city where they aren’t as exposed to nature, or maybe it just isn’t a big part of their beliefs, culture, traditions and family values.
Nature interpretation seems to be a hobby and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Since it is a privilege, I think we need to respect the privilege through conservation and preservation. Passing on the “torch” to other people and the next generation to spark their interests,
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can be a key way to prevent people from abusing nature. I went to the Petroglyphs Provincial Park this summer and something that resonated with me was learning the Ojibway (Nishnaabe) people wouldn’t even leave their tipi on a patch of grass for more than a few days. They believed the grass had a right to grow. Think about what we do differently in today’s world.
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A privilege becomes a right if you give it to all. I think it would be nice for everyone to be able to experience nature in a romanticized way for the conservation and preservation of ecologically important natural areas. People care about their interests and are willing to go through great lengths to save their passions. In a world of concrete cities, grocery stores, mass production etc. there isn’t that same connection to nature where people rely on being “out there” daily to survive. The caretakers of the natural environment are nature enthusiasts, photographers, forest and stream rehab groups, bird watchers, hunters, anglers, scientists/researchers etc. These are the people who are preventing nature from becoming irrelevant.
So, bring friends outside and teach them about something interesting, show them how to fish, how to camp, how to take a beautiful picture, show them how to spark their own passions for nature. It’s the way people are going to start caring for the natural world. Within these passions they often become humbled and realize they may not be the focal point in this world.
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*girlfriend and I kayaking through the flats in Florida, looking for snook, redfish and jacks to catch*
Long story short, to have a passion is to be privileged enough to develop an interest on your own terms and time. This seems to be the basis of nature interpretation: experiencing nature for yourself, on your own time, for your interest in nature.
September 29th 2017 1:52 pm  
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calgarybride · 5 years ago
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auskultu · 7 years ago
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South Viet Nam: The Versatile Enemy
uncredited writer, Time, 14 July 1967
Communist forces in Viet Nam are not only better equipped than ever, but are using their men and arms with increasing versatility. Last week, in the course of a few days, they proved just how effective their range of tactics can be. In two cunningly prepared ambushes, they killed 69 Americans in the Central Highlands. In a rocket onslaught on the huge air base at Danang, they killed eight men and did about $80 million worth of damage to U.S. planes. And, in a guerrilla-style raid that they have honed to near perfection, they swarmed over the provincial prison camp in Quang Nam province and released 1,220 prisoners, most of them Viet Cong suspects.
60,000 Garbage Cans. Just after midnight, the rockets began falling on Danang from the hills northwest and southwest of the base, the citadel of the U.S. Marines in Viet Nam and a major launching pad for the air war on the Communist North. In scarcely more than five minutes, the Communists fired at least 50 122-mm. rockets, dropping them among the parked planes with pinpoint accuracy. Several Air Force 4-FC Phantoms and Marine F-8 fighter-bombers, caught fully fueled and with their bomb racks loaded, were blown high into the air by the explosions. One rocket crashed into an ammo dump, exploding the 500-and 750-lb. bombs in a giant fireball that was visible many miles away. Five base firemen were killed when a bomb went off on a burning Phantom.
Several rockets crashed into the barracks area, destroying three buildings. "You could hear the shrapnel hitting the roof," said an airman. "Then one landed on the barracks next to us like 60,000 garbage cans hitting the floor." When the sun rose, aircraft and barracks were still smoldering. Two big craters pocked the west runway, and the east runway was scattered with debris from wrecked aircraft. In all, eleven planes—Phantoms, Crusaders and C-130 transports—were destroyed and 31 damaged. Besides the dead, 173 people were wounded.
Just a few minutes earlier and 20 miles to the south, Viet Cong platoons had blasted their way into the Quang Nam jail with satchel charges. They killed the superintendent and wounded five of his men before fading back into the jungle with the freed prisoners, of whom 190 were later recaptured. While launching their attacks at main targets, the Communists did not neglect their campaign of terror and harassment against South Vietnamese villages and hamlets. A Viet Cong force overran the coastal hamlet of Guan Co, also near Danang, just before dawn, inflicted heavy casualties on the little Vietnamese milita post guarding the town and burned down 44 dwellings.
Bare Hands. The resurgence of fighting in the mist-shrouded Highlands came after a company of the 173rd Airborne Brigade made contact with North Vietnamese regulars who had been waiting in sanctuaries across the border in Cambodia. When the Americans brushed into a small knot of the Communist forces, they pursued their quarry up a muddy hillside in the jungle near Dak To, seven miles from where the frontiers of Cambodia, Laos and South Viet Nam meet. The U.S. troops were led right into a torrent of machine-gun fire from 30 sandbagged bunkers atop the slope. By the time the shooting ended, 25 Americans had been killed and 35 wounded. Other Americans took the hill unopposed the next day, found nine Communist dead.
About 1,000 Communists swarmed just as suddenly over a company of the U.S. 4th Infantry Division near the Ia Drang Valley 40 miles to the south. The fight began after a cluster of NVA troopers decoyed the Americans into a trap two miles from the Cambodian border. The North Vietnamese concentrated on one platoon at a time and succeeded in cutting off each in succession. The American company commander fell in the first minutes of the battle. The fighting was at such close quarters that one U.S. squad leader strangled a Communist soldier with his bare hands and plunged his bowie knife into the chest of another. In all, 44 Americans were killed and 27 wounded; the North Vietnamese lost an estimated 156 men.
The North Vietnamese are also using ambushes, in conjunction with skillful conventional artillery fire, on the plain just below the DMZ. After digging in with their guns, they lie in wait for the Marines they know must eventually come to try to root them out; that is how the leathernecks ran into the bloody ambush just north of their base at Con Thien three weeks ago. By burying some of their guns in deep holes and caves and moving others from place to place, the North Vietnamese have kept the Marines under continual pressure. Last week they took some heavy pounding themselves. After two months in which they stayed away from the DMZ, largely because of SAM missiles entrenched there, the Air Force's big eight-engined B-52s returned to pound Communist installations in the northern half of the zone.
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jimdsmith34 · 8 years ago
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British and Irish Lions tour 2017: All you need to know
(CNN)Four nations, one rugby team. One goal — to win a Test series against the mighty All Blacks of New Zealand.
The 2017 British and Irish Lions tour is approaching, one of the most anticipated events in world rugby.
It happens every four years, and the privileged players to be selected for this summer’s party are set to be announced Wednesday.
Find out all you need to know about the legendary Lions.
What are the British and Irish Lions?
The Lions is a composite squad formed every four years from the cream of players from England, Wales, Ireland and Scotland.
They rotate tours around the southern hemisphere’s big three rugby union nations — Australia, New Zealand and South Africa.
The Lions concept grew out of combined British and Irish touring rugby sides from 1888.
For hordes of traveling fans dressed in the team’s replica red shirts, a Lions tour is a huge multinational jamboree.
Where are the Lions going in 2017?
New Zealand, land of the Long White Cloud. Land of the All Blacks.
The famous Kiwi side is the no.1 ranked team in the world and in 2015 became the first team to win back-to-back World Cups.
What soccer is to Brazil, rugby is to New Zealand.
Given the Lions is a scratch side coming together every four years, victory is hard to come by.
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In 11 Lions tours to New Zealand stretching back to 1904 (the first six tours were to both New Zealand and Australia), the visitors have triumphed once, a 2-1 victory in 1971.
On their last visit in 2005 the Lions suffered a 3-0 “blackwash.”
In all there have been 38 Tests between New Zealand and the Lions, with the Kiwis winning 29.
Four years ago in Australia, the Lions won the three-Test series 2-1, the first victory since 1997.
This time there will be seven warm-up games against provincial opposition and three Tests against the All Blacks, between June 3 and July 9.
See below for full fixture list.
READ: Hong Kong Sevens — rugby’s biggest party?
Squad
The squad of about 37 players will be named on April 19 in London. The identity of the captain will also be revealed by head coach Warren Gatland — the New Zealander is the Wales coach on a sabbatical for his second stint with the Lions.
Picking the make-up of the squad is the main challenge for the coach and his backroom team. How many players in each position do you take? How do you balance accusations of bias against different nationalities?
In 2005, England’s 2003 World Cup-winning coach Sir Clive Woodward was in charge and picked 25 Englishmen in a giant 45-man squad. Gatland’s smaller squad for Australia in 2013 featured nine Englishmen, 15 Welshman, 10 from Ireland and three from Scotland.
Occasionally, some big-name players miss out.
Being selected for a Lions tour is one of the highest honors in the game. The ultimate is making the Test team.
“Well as far as I’m concerned, it’s the greatest honor a British or Irish rugby player can get,” former Scotland captain Gavin Hastings told CNN.
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Hastings, widely considered one of Scotland’s best ever players, was part of two Lions tours: one victorious, one a narrow defeat.
“They were great experiences and you can look back at them with a lot of positive memories and for me that’s what it’s all about.
“I think it’s a recognition that you are one of the best players amongst your peers and the four home countries.
“You’ve got an ability and an opportunity to go down with the Lions and play one of the very best sides in the Southern hemisphere and try and win a test series. The challenge is massive.”
England’s 2003 World Cup-winning captain Martin Johnson echoes Hastings’ comments, describing the Lions tour as a “mystical” event.
“It’s a very special thing — it doesn’t exist in most sports to have an amalgamated team of Great Britain and the whole of Ireland to go on a tour,” he told CNN.
“It’s very special, having the best of the best in any given period. Some guys make their name and they’re more famous as Lions than anything else so it is a great thing to do.
“They are part of the history of the game — real part of the history of the game, so it is very special.”
READ: Should slave-era song be used as sports chant?
Lions lore
How to turn four nations into one and forge a spirit of unity in a week before setting off on tour is the crux of the Lions. In the old days, a good old-fashioned knees-up did the job.
Before the successful 1997 tour to South Africa, which the Lions won 2-1, the squad frequented a local pub near their training base in Hampshire, England.
“That is what won us the series, that week before we got on the plane,” ex-England scrum-half and three-time Lion Matt Dawson told BBC Sport.
“It involved a couple of nights of just sitting in a room with a keg of beer, telling stories, and just getting to know players. That relationship just blossomed as the tour went on.”
Four years later, a more corporate approach to team building was in vogue. After a fitness boot camp, the Lions took part in dragon boat racing, high-wire assault courses, trust-building problem-solving exercises, and playing a variety of musical instruments in a pop-up band.
There were even deep discussion sessions where players were asked to bare their soul. Martyn Williams told of the death of his brother. Dawson discussed a recent relationship break-up.
In 2005, Woodward had his players paint pictures for a giant collage, and perform sketch shows in front of teammates.
Sharing rooms with players from other nations, players’ committees, drawing up codes of conduct known as “Lions laws,” and secondary roles such as entertainments officers also help break the ice.
Motivational speeches before big games and inspirational oratories from coaches help instill Lions lore.
Forwards coach Jim Telfer made a stirring speech in 1997 that is still remembered with reverence.
Among his gems were:
“Many are considered, few are chosen.”
“This is your Everest, boys.”
Head coach Ian McGeechan delivered an equally moving message before the second Test in Durban in 1997.
“You will meet each other in the street in 30 years’ time and there will just be a look and you’ll know just how special some days in your life are.”
Controversy
All part of the fun of a Lions tour is the tittle-tattle that accompanies the circus. It starts with the composition of the squad and is always bubbling in the background.
In theory, the Test team is selected based on form in the warm-up games, but look out for murmurs of discontent from some of the “dirttrackers,” the name given to the players destined only to feature against provincial opposition.
Being a “good tourist” is one of the character traits looked for when initial selection is on a knife-edge. Midweek captain Donal Lenihan’s “Doughnuts” in 1989 were an example of a midweek side who knuckled down, won their matches and admirably supported the Test team.
The 1993 dirt-trackers were reportedly less disciplined and “went off tour,” arguably to the detriment of the Test squad.
Modern attrition rates, however, mean injuries are more prevalent. Often the eventual Test team bears little resemblance to most people’ s picks before the tour.
In 2001, Dawson got into trouble for a newspaper column he wrote criticizing the regime which was published in the Daily Telegraph on the morning of the first Test. He was nearly sent home, although captain Martin Johnson said if Dawson went, he would go too.
Later in the tour, Austin Healey found himself in hot water with a ghost-written column laying into Australia and lock Justin Harrison, calling him a “plod” and a “plank.”
On the ill-fated New Zealand tour in 2005, one of the charges against Woodward was the decision to appoint former Labour spin doctor Alistair Campbell as communications manager.
Then there is the on-field controversy. Over the years there have been many incidents of home sides attempting to take out key Lions.
Notable examples include Australian Duncan McRae pummeling Ronan O’Gara, who needed 11 stitches in his face, in 2001 and the double spear tackle on Brian O’Driscoll by All Blacks Tana Umaga and Keven Mealamu in 2005.
The most notorious tales come from the 1974 tour to South Africa and the infamous “99” call, devised by Lions captain Willie John McBride.
The idea was that if one Lions player was on the receiving end of illegal brutality, the shout would be a signal for everyone else to join the fray.
According to McBride, it was only used once, in a bad-tempered midweek game against Eastern Province. The mayhem lasted seconds, but the Lions had made their point.
When word got out the myth grew. The message was that these guys were not to be messed with.
Even so, the third Test in Port Elizabeth was dubbed the “Battle of Boet Erasmus Stadium” after a series of all-in brawls.
Lions in numbers
70,000 ($88,000) — The reported wage for playing on the 2017 Lions tour. Win bonuses for Test matches could take a player’s earnings for the six-week tour to close to 100,000 ($125,000).
17 — Most caps won by a British and Irish Lion, held by Ireland’s Willie John McBride on five tours between 1962-1974.
10 — Number of matches on the 2017 tour, including three Tests.
7 — The Lions will play in seven different cities against eight different opponents.
50,000 — Capacity of Auckland’s Eden Park, the host stadium for the first and third Tests and the midweek game against Auckland Blues.
37 — The All Blacks are on an unbeaten streak of 37 matches against any opposition at Eden Park stretching back to 1994.
4,600,000 — The population of New Zealand.
103,500 — the area, in square miles, of New Zealand spread across the north and south islands.
Fixtures in full
June 3 — Provincial Union XV v Lions — Toll Stadium, Whangarei
June 7 — Blues v Lions — Eden Park, Auckland
June 10 — Crusaders v Lions — AMI Stadium, Christchurch
June 13 — Highlanders v Lions — Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin
June 17 — New Zealand Maori v Lions — International Stadium, Rotorua
June 20 — Chiefs v Lions — Waikato Stadium, Hamilton
June 24 — New Zealand v Lions — First Test, Eden Park, Auckland
June 27 — Hurricanes v Lions — Westpac Stadium, Wellington
July 1 — New Zealand v Lions — Second Test, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
July 8 — New Zealand v Lions — Third Test, Eden Park, Auckland
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British and Irish Lions tour 2017: All you need to know
(CNN)Four nations, one rugby team. One goal — to win a Test series against the mighty All Blacks of New Zealand.
The 2017 British and Irish Lions tour is approaching, one of the most anticipated events in world rugby.
It happens every four years, and the privileged players to be selected for this summer’s party are set to be announced Wednesday.
Find out all you need to know about the legendary Lions.
What are the British and Irish Lions?
The Lions is a composite squad formed every four years from the cream of players from England, Wales, Ireland and Scotland.
They rotate tours around the southern hemisphere’s big three rugby union nations — Australia, New Zealand and South Africa.
The Lions concept grew out of combined British and Irish touring rugby sides from 1888.
For hordes of traveling fans dressed in the team’s replica red shirts, a Lions tour is a huge multinational jamboree.
Where are the Lions going in 2017?
New Zealand, land of the Long White Cloud. Land of the All Blacks.
The famous Kiwi side is the no.1 ranked team in the world and in 2015 became the first team to win back-to-back World Cups.
What soccer is to Brazil, rugby is to New Zealand.
Given the Lions is a scratch side coming together every four years, victory is hard to come by.
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In 11 Lions tours to New Zealand stretching back to 1904 (the first six tours were to both New Zealand and Australia), the visitors have triumphed once, a 2-1 victory in 1971.
On their last visit in 2005 the Lions suffered a 3-0 “blackwash.”
In all there have been 38 Tests between New Zealand and the Lions, with the Kiwis winning 29.
Four years ago in Australia, the Lions won the three-Test series 2-1, the first victory since 1997.
This time there will be seven warm-up games against provincial opposition and three Tests against the All Blacks, between June 3 and July 9.
See below for full fixture list.
READ: Hong Kong Sevens — rugby’s biggest party?
Squad
The squad of about 37 players will be named on April 19 in London. The identity of the captain will also be revealed by head coach Warren Gatland — the New Zealander is the Wales coach on a sabbatical for his second stint with the Lions.
Picking the make-up of the squad is the main challenge for the coach and his backroom team. How many players in each position do you take? How do you balance accusations of bias against different nationalities?
In 2005, England’s 2003 World Cup-winning coach Sir Clive Woodward was in charge and picked 25 Englishmen in a giant 45-man squad. Gatland’s smaller squad for Australia in 2013 featured nine Englishmen, 15 Welshman, 10 from Ireland and three from Scotland.
Occasionally, some big-name players miss out.
Being selected for a Lions tour is one of the highest honors in the game. The ultimate is making the Test team.
“Well as far as I’m concerned, it’s the greatest honor a British or Irish rugby player can get,” former Scotland captain Gavin Hastings told CNN.
Waking the sleeping dragon of rugby in China
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Hastings, widely considered one of Scotland’s best ever players, was part of two Lions tours: one victorious, one a narrow defeat.
“They were great experiences and you can look back at them with a lot of positive memories and for me that’s what it’s all about.
“I think it’s a recognition that you are one of the best players amongst your peers and the four home countries.
“You’ve got an ability and an opportunity to go down with the Lions and play one of the very best sides in the Southern hemisphere and try and win a test series. The challenge is massive.”
England’s 2003 World Cup-winning captain Martin Johnson echoes Hastings’ comments, describing the Lions tour as a “mystical” event.
“It’s a very special thing — it doesn’t exist in most sports to have an amalgamated team of Great Britain and the whole of Ireland to go on a tour,” he told CNN.
“It’s very special, having the best of the best in any given period. Some guys make their name and they’re more famous as Lions than anything else so it is a great thing to do.
“They are part of the history of the game — real part of the history of the game, so it is very special.”
READ: Should slave-era song be used as sports chant?
Lions lore
How to turn four nations into one and forge a spirit of unity in a week before setting off on tour is the crux of the Lions. In the old days, a good old-fashioned knees-up did the job.
Before the successful 1997 tour to South Africa, which the Lions won 2-1, the squad frequented a local pub near their training base in Hampshire, England.
“That is what won us the series, that week before we got on the plane,” ex-England scrum-half and three-time Lion Matt Dawson told BBC Sport.
“It involved a couple of nights of just sitting in a room with a keg of beer, telling stories, and just getting to know players. That relationship just blossomed as the tour went on.”
Four years later, a more corporate approach to team building was in vogue. After a fitness boot camp, the Lions took part in dragon boat racing, high-wire assault courses, trust-building problem-solving exercises, and playing a variety of musical instruments in a pop-up band.
There were even deep discussion sessions where players were asked to bare their soul. Martyn Williams told of the death of his brother. Dawson discussed a recent relationship break-up.
In 2005, Woodward had his players paint pictures for a giant collage, and perform sketch shows in front of teammates.
Sharing rooms with players from other nations, players’ committees, drawing up codes of conduct known as “Lions laws,” and secondary roles such as entertainments officers also help break the ice.
Motivational speeches before big games and inspirational oratories from coaches help instill Lions lore.
Forwards coach Jim Telfer made a stirring speech in 1997 that is still remembered with reverence.
Among his gems were:
“Many are considered, few are chosen.”
“This is your Everest, boys.”
Head coach Ian McGeechan delivered an equally moving message before the second Test in Durban in 1997.
“You will meet each other in the street in 30 years’ time and there will just be a look and you’ll know just how special some days in your life are.”
Controversy
All part of the fun of a Lions tour is the tittle-tattle that accompanies the circus. It starts with the composition of the squad and is always bubbling in the background.
In theory, the Test team is selected based on form in the warm-up games, but look out for murmurs of discontent from some of the “dirttrackers,” the name given to the players destined only to feature against provincial opposition.
Being a “good tourist” is one of the character traits looked for when initial selection is on a knife-edge. Midweek captain Donal Lenihan’s “Doughnuts” in 1989 were an example of a midweek side who knuckled down, won their matches and admirably supported the Test team.
The 1993 dirt-trackers were reportedly less disciplined and “went off tour,” arguably to the detriment of the Test squad.
Modern attrition rates, however, mean injuries are more prevalent. Often the eventual Test team bears little resemblance to most people’ s picks before the tour.
In 2001, Dawson got into trouble for a newspaper column he wrote criticizing the regime which was published in the Daily Telegraph on the morning of the first Test. He was nearly sent home, although captain Martin Johnson said if Dawson went, he would go too.
Later in the tour, Austin Healey found himself in hot water with a ghost-written column laying into Australia and lock Justin Harrison, calling him a “plod” and a “plank.”
On the ill-fated New Zealand tour in 2005, one of the charges against Woodward was the decision to appoint former Labour spin doctor Alistair Campbell as communications manager.
Then there is the on-field controversy. Over the years there have been many incidents of home sides attempting to take out key Lions.
Notable examples include Australian Duncan McRae pummeling Ronan O’Gara, who needed 11 stitches in his face, in 2001 and the double spear tackle on Brian O’Driscoll by All Blacks Tana Umaga and Keven Mealamu in 2005.
The most notorious tales come from the 1974 tour to South Africa and the infamous “99” call, devised by Lions captain Willie John McBride.
The idea was that if one Lions player was on the receiving end of illegal brutality, the shout would be a signal for everyone else to join the fray.
According to McBride, it was only used once, in a bad-tempered midweek game against Eastern Province. The mayhem lasted seconds, but the Lions had made their point.
When word got out the myth grew. The message was that these guys were not to be messed with.
Even so, the third Test in Port Elizabeth was dubbed the “Battle of Boet Erasmus Stadium” after a series of all-in brawls.
Lions in numbers
70,000 ($88,000) — The reported wage for playing on the 2017 Lions tour. Win bonuses for Test matches could take a player’s earnings for the six-week tour to close to 100,000 ($125,000).
17 — Most caps won by a British and Irish Lion, held by Ireland’s Willie John McBride on five tours between 1962-1974.
10 — Number of matches on the 2017 tour, including three Tests.
7 — The Lions will play in seven different cities against eight different opponents.
50,000 — Capacity of Auckland’s Eden Park, the host stadium for the first and third Tests and the midweek game against Auckland Blues.
37 — The All Blacks are on an unbeaten streak of 37 matches against any opposition at Eden Park stretching back to 1994.
4,600,000 — The population of New Zealand.
103,500 — the area, in square miles, of New Zealand spread across the north and south islands.
Fixtures in full
June 3 — Provincial Union XV v Lions — Toll Stadium, Whangarei
June 7 — Blues v Lions — Eden Park, Auckland
June 10 — Crusaders v Lions — AMI Stadium, Christchurch
June 13 — Highlanders v Lions — Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin
June 17 — New Zealand Maori v Lions — International Stadium, Rotorua
June 20 — Chiefs v Lions — Waikato Stadium, Hamilton
June 24 — New Zealand v Lions — First Test, Eden Park, Auckland
June 27 — Hurricanes v Lions — Westpac Stadium, Wellington
July 1 — New Zealand v Lions — Second Test, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
July 8 — New Zealand v Lions — Third Test, Eden Park, Auckland
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British and Irish Lions tour 2017: All you need to know
(CNN)Four nations, one rugby team. One goal — to win a Test series against the mighty All Blacks of New Zealand.
The 2017 British and Irish Lions tour is approaching, one of the most anticipated events in world rugby.
It happens every four years, and the privileged players to be selected for this summer’s party are set to be announced Wednesday.
Find out all you need to know about the legendary Lions.
What are the British and Irish Lions?
The Lions is a composite squad formed every four years from the cream of players from England, Wales, Ireland and Scotland.
They rotate tours around the southern hemisphere’s big three rugby union nations — Australia, New Zealand and South Africa.
The Lions concept grew out of combined British and Irish touring rugby sides from 1888.
For hordes of traveling fans dressed in the team’s replica red shirts, a Lions tour is a huge multinational jamboree.
Where are the Lions going in 2017?
New Zealand, land of the Long White Cloud. Land of the All Blacks.
The famous Kiwi side is the no.1 ranked team in the world and in 2015 became the first team to win back-to-back World Cups.
What soccer is to Brazil, rugby is to New Zealand.
Given the Lions is a scratch side coming together every four years, victory is hard to come by.
Canada seals historic Singapore Sevens title
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MUST WATCH
In 11 Lions tours to New Zealand stretching back to 1904 (the first six tours were to both New Zealand and Australia), the visitors have triumphed once, a 2-1 victory in 1971.
On their last visit in 2005 the Lions suffered a 3-0 “blackwash.”
In all there have been 38 Tests between New Zealand and the Lions, with the Kiwis winning 29.
Four years ago in Australia, the Lions won the three-Test series 2-1, the first victory since 1997.
This time there will be seven warm-up games against provincial opposition and three Tests against the All Blacks, between June 3 and July 9.
See below for full fixture list.
READ: Hong Kong Sevens — rugby’s biggest party?
Squad
The squad of about 37 players will be named on April 19 in London. The identity of the captain will also be revealed by head coach Warren Gatland — the New Zealander is the Wales coach on a sabbatical for his second stint with the Lions.
Picking the make-up of the squad is the main challenge for the coach and his backroom team. How many players in each position do you take? How do you balance accusations of bias against different nationalities?
In 2005, England’s 2003 World Cup-winning coach Sir Clive Woodward was in charge and picked 25 Englishmen in a giant 45-man squad. Gatland’s smaller squad for Australia in 2013 featured nine Englishmen, 15 Welshman, 10 from Ireland and three from Scotland.
Occasionally, some big-name players miss out.
Being selected for a Lions tour is one of the highest honors in the game. The ultimate is making the Test team.
“Well as far as I’m concerned, it’s the greatest honor a British or Irish rugby player can get,” former Scotland captain Gavin Hastings told CNN.
Waking the sleeping dragon of rugby in China
Replay
More Videos …
MUST WATCH
Hastings, widely considered one of Scotland’s best ever players, was part of two Lions tours: one victorious, one a narrow defeat.
“They were great experiences and you can look back at them with a lot of positive memories and for me that’s what it’s all about.
“I think it’s a recognition that you are one of the best players amongst your peers and the four home countries.
“You’ve got an ability and an opportunity to go down with the Lions and play one of the very best sides in the Southern hemisphere and try and win a test series. The challenge is massive.”
England’s 2003 World Cup-winning captain Martin Johnson echoes Hastings’ comments, describing the Lions tour as a “mystical” event.
“It’s a very special thing — it doesn’t exist in most sports to have an amalgamated team of Great Britain and the whole of Ireland to go on a tour,” he told CNN.
“It’s very special, having the best of the best in any given period. Some guys make their name and they’re more famous as Lions than anything else so it is a great thing to do.
“They are part of the history of the game — real part of the history of the game, so it is very special.”
READ: Should slave-era song be used as sports chant?
Lions lore
How to turn four nations into one and forge a spirit of unity in a week before setting off on tour is the crux of the Lions. In the old days, a good old-fashioned knees-up did the job.
Before the successful 1997 tour to South Africa, which the Lions won 2-1, the squad frequented a local pub near their training base in Hampshire, England.
“That is what won us the series, that week before we got on the plane,” ex-England scrum-half and three-time Lion Matt Dawson told BBC Sport.
“It involved a couple of nights of just sitting in a room with a keg of beer, telling stories, and just getting to know players. That relationship just blossomed as the tour went on.”
Four years later, a more corporate approach to team building was in vogue. After a fitness boot camp, the Lions took part in dragon boat racing, high-wire assault courses, trust-building problem-solving exercises, and playing a variety of musical instruments in a pop-up band.
There were even deep discussion sessions where players were asked to bare their soul. Martyn Williams told of the death of his brother. Dawson discussed a recent relationship break-up.
In 2005, Woodward had his players paint pictures for a giant collage, and perform sketch shows in front of teammates.
Sharing rooms with players from other nations, players’ committees, drawing up codes of conduct known as “Lions laws,” and secondary roles such as entertainments officers also help break the ice.
Motivational speeches before big games and inspirational oratories from coaches help instill Lions lore.
Forwards coach Jim Telfer made a stirring speech in 1997 that is still remembered with reverence.
Among his gems were:
“Many are considered, few are chosen.”
“This is your Everest, boys.”
Head coach Ian McGeechan delivered an equally moving message before the second Test in Durban in 1997.
“You will meet each other in the street in 30 years’ time and there will just be a look and you’ll know just how special some days in your life are.”
Controversy
All part of the fun of a Lions tour is the tittle-tattle that accompanies the circus. It starts with the composition of the squad and is always bubbling in the background.
In theory, the Test team is selected based on form in the warm-up games, but look out for murmurs of discontent from some of the “dirttrackers,” the name given to the players destined only to feature against provincial opposition.
Being a “good tourist” is one of the character traits looked for when initial selection is on a knife-edge. Midweek captain Donal Lenihan’s “Doughnuts” in 1989 were an example of a midweek side who knuckled down, won their matches and admirably supported the Test team.
The 1993 dirt-trackers were reportedly less disciplined and “went off tour,” arguably to the detriment of the Test squad.
Modern attrition rates, however, mean injuries are more prevalent. Often the eventual Test team bears little resemblance to most people’ s picks before the tour.
In 2001, Dawson got into trouble for a newspaper column he wrote criticizing the regime which was published in the Daily Telegraph on the morning of the first Test. He was nearly sent home, although captain Martin Johnson said if Dawson went, he would go too.
Later in the tour, Austin Healey found himself in hot water with a ghost-written column laying into Australia and lock Justin Harrison, calling him a “plod” and a “plank.”
On the ill-fated New Zealand tour in 2005, one of the charges against Woodward was the decision to appoint former Labour spin doctor Alistair Campbell as communications manager.
Then there is the on-field controversy. Over the years there have been many incidents of home sides attempting to take out key Lions.
Notable examples include Australian Duncan McRae pummeling Ronan O’Gara, who needed 11 stitches in his face, in 2001 and the double spear tackle on Brian O’Driscoll by All Blacks Tana Umaga and Keven Mealamu in 2005.
The most notorious tales come from the 1974 tour to South Africa and the infamous “99” call, devised by Lions captain Willie John McBride.
The idea was that if one Lions player was on the receiving end of illegal brutality, the shout would be a signal for everyone else to join the fray.
According to McBride, it was only used once, in a bad-tempered midweek game against Eastern Province. The mayhem lasted seconds, but the Lions had made their point.
When word got out the myth grew. The message was that these guys were not to be messed with.
Even so, the third Test in Port Elizabeth was dubbed the “Battle of Boet Erasmus Stadium” after a series of all-in brawls.
Lions in numbers
70,000 ($88,000) — The reported wage for playing on the 2017 Lions tour. Win bonuses for Test matches could take a player’s earnings for the six-week tour to close to 100,000 ($125,000).
17 — Most caps won by a British and Irish Lion, held by Ireland’s Willie John McBride on five tours between 1962-1974.
10 — Number of matches on the 2017 tour, including three Tests.
7 — The Lions will play in seven different cities against eight different opponents.
50,000 — Capacity of Auckland’s Eden Park, the host stadium for the first and third Tests and the midweek game against Auckland Blues.
37 — The All Blacks are on an unbeaten streak of 37 matches against any opposition at Eden Park stretching back to 1994.
4,600,000 — The population of New Zealand.
103,500 — the area, in square miles, of New Zealand spread across the north and south islands.
Fixtures in full
June 3 — Provincial Union XV v Lions — Toll Stadium, Whangarei
June 7 — Blues v Lions — Eden Park, Auckland
June 10 — Crusaders v Lions — AMI Stadium, Christchurch
June 13 — Highlanders v Lions — Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin
June 17 — New Zealand Maori v Lions — International Stadium, Rotorua
June 20 — Chiefs v Lions — Waikato Stadium, Hamilton
June 24 — New Zealand v Lions — First Test, Eden Park, Auckland
June 27 — Hurricanes v Lions — Westpac Stadium, Wellington
July 1 — New Zealand v Lions — Second Test, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
July 8 — New Zealand v Lions — Third Test, Eden Park, Auckland
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British and Irish Lions tour 2017: All you need to know
(CNN)Four nations, one rugby team. One goal — to win a Test series against the mighty All Blacks of New Zealand.
The 2017 British and Irish Lions tour is approaching, one of the most anticipated events in world rugby.
It happens every four years, and the privileged players to be selected for this summer’s party are set to be announced Wednesday.
Find out all you need to know about the legendary Lions.
What are the British and Irish Lions?
The Lions is a composite squad formed every four years from the cream of players from England, Wales, Ireland and Scotland.
They rotate tours around the southern hemisphere’s big three rugby union nations — Australia, New Zealand and South Africa.
The Lions concept grew out of combined British and Irish touring rugby sides from 1888.
For hordes of traveling fans dressed in the team’s replica red shirts, a Lions tour is a huge multinational jamboree.
Where are the Lions going in 2017?
New Zealand, land of the Long White Cloud. Land of the All Blacks.
The famous Kiwi side is the no.1 ranked team in the world and in 2015 became the first team to win back-to-back World Cups.
What soccer is to Brazil, rugby is to New Zealand.
Given the Lions is a scratch side coming together every four years, victory is hard to come by.
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In 11 Lions tours to New Zealand stretching back to 1904 (the first six tours were to both New Zealand and Australia), the visitors have triumphed once, a 2-1 victory in 1971.
On their last visit in 2005 the Lions suffered a 3-0 “blackwash.”
In all there have been 38 Tests between New Zealand and the Lions, with the Kiwis winning 29.
Four years ago in Australia, the Lions won the three-Test series 2-1, the first victory since 1997.
This time there will be seven warm-up games against provincial opposition and three Tests against the All Blacks, between June 3 and July 9.
See below for full fixture list.
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Squad
The squad of about 37 players will be named on April 19 in London. The identity of the captain will also be revealed by head coach Warren Gatland — the New Zealander is the Wales coach on a sabbatical for his second stint with the Lions.
Picking the make-up of the squad is the main challenge for the coach and his backroom team. How many players in each position do you take? How do you balance accusations of bias against different nationalities?
In 2005, England’s 2003 World Cup-winning coach Sir Clive Woodward was in charge and picked 25 Englishmen in a giant 45-man squad. Gatland’s smaller squad for Australia in 2013 featured nine Englishmen, 15 Welshman, 10 from Ireland and three from Scotland.
Occasionally, some big-name players miss out.
Being selected for a Lions tour is one of the highest honors in the game. The ultimate is making the Test team.
“Well as far as I’m concerned, it’s the greatest honor a British or Irish rugby player can get,” former Scotland captain Gavin Hastings told CNN.
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Hastings, widely considered one of Scotland’s best ever players, was part of two Lions tours: one victorious, one a narrow defeat.
“They were great experiences and you can look back at them with a lot of positive memories and for me that’s what it’s all about.
“I think it’s a recognition that you are one of the best players amongst your peers and the four home countries.
“You’ve got an ability and an opportunity to go down with the Lions and play one of the very best sides in the Southern hemisphere and try and win a test series. The challenge is massive.”
England’s 2003 World Cup-winning captain Martin Johnson echoes Hastings’ comments, describing the Lions tour as a “mystical” event.
“It’s a very special thing — it doesn’t exist in most sports to have an amalgamated team of Great Britain and the whole of Ireland to go on a tour,” he told CNN.
“It’s very special, having the best of the best in any given period. Some guys make their name and they’re more famous as Lions than anything else so it is a great thing to do.
“They are part of the history of the game — real part of the history of the game, so it is very special.”
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Lions lore
How to turn four nations into one and forge a spirit of unity in a week before setting off on tour is the crux of the Lions. In the old days, a good old-fashioned knees-up did the job.
Before the successful 1997 tour to South Africa, which the Lions won 2-1, the squad frequented a local pub near their training base in Hampshire, England.
“That is what won us the series, that week before we got on the plane,” ex-England scrum-half and three-time Lion Matt Dawson told BBC Sport.
“It involved a couple of nights of just sitting in a room with a keg of beer, telling stories, and just getting to know players. That relationship just blossomed as the tour went on.”
Four years later, a more corporate approach to team building was in vogue. After a fitness boot camp, the Lions took part in dragon boat racing, high-wire assault courses, trust-building problem-solving exercises, and playing a variety of musical instruments in a pop-up band.
There were even deep discussion sessions where players were asked to bare their soul. Martyn Williams told of the death of his brother. Dawson discussed a recent relationship break-up.
In 2005, Woodward had his players paint pictures for a giant collage, and perform sketch shows in front of teammates.
Sharing rooms with players from other nations, players’ committees, drawing up codes of conduct known as “Lions laws,” and secondary roles such as entertainments officers also help break the ice.
Motivational speeches before big games and inspirational oratories from coaches help instill Lions lore.
Forwards coach Jim Telfer made a stirring speech in 1997 that is still remembered with reverence.
Among his gems were:
“Many are considered, few are chosen.”
“This is your Everest, boys.”
Head coach Ian McGeechan delivered an equally moving message before the second Test in Durban in 1997.
“You will meet each other in the street in 30 years’ time and there will just be a look and you’ll know just how special some days in your life are.”
Controversy
All part of the fun of a Lions tour is the tittle-tattle that accompanies the circus. It starts with the composition of the squad and is always bubbling in the background.
In theory, the Test team is selected based on form in the warm-up games, but look out for murmurs of discontent from some of the “dirttrackers,” the name given to the players destined only to feature against provincial opposition.
Being a “good tourist” is one of the character traits looked for when initial selection is on a knife-edge. Midweek captain Donal Lenihan’s “Doughnuts” in 1989 were an example of a midweek side who knuckled down, won their matches and admirably supported the Test team.
The 1993 dirt-trackers were reportedly less disciplined and “went off tour,” arguably to the detriment of the Test squad.
Modern attrition rates, however, mean injuries are more prevalent. Often the eventual Test team bears little resemblance to most people’ s picks before the tour.
In 2001, Dawson got into trouble for a newspaper column he wrote criticizing the regime which was published in the Daily Telegraph on the morning of the first Test. He was nearly sent home, although captain Martin Johnson said if Dawson went, he would go too.
Later in the tour, Austin Healey found himself in hot water with a ghost-written column laying into Australia and lock Justin Harrison, calling him a “plod” and a “plank.”
On the ill-fated New Zealand tour in 2005, one of the charges against Woodward was the decision to appoint former Labour spin doctor Alistair Campbell as communications manager.
Then there is the on-field controversy. Over the years there have been many incidents of home sides attempting to take out key Lions.
Notable examples include Australian Duncan McRae pummeling Ronan O’Gara, who needed 11 stitches in his face, in 2001 and the double spear tackle on Brian O’Driscoll by All Blacks Tana Umaga and Keven Mealamu in 2005.
The most notorious tales come from the 1974 tour to South Africa and the infamous “99” call, devised by Lions captain Willie John McBride.
The idea was that if one Lions player was on the receiving end of illegal brutality, the shout would be a signal for everyone else to join the fray.
According to McBride, it was only used once, in a bad-tempered midweek game against Eastern Province. The mayhem lasted seconds, but the Lions had made their point.
When word got out the myth grew. The message was that these guys were not to be messed with.
Even so, the third Test in Port Elizabeth was dubbed the “Battle of Boet Erasmus Stadium” after a series of all-in brawls.
Lions in numbers
70,000 ($88,000) — The reported wage for playing on the 2017 Lions tour. Win bonuses for Test matches could take a player’s earnings for the six-week tour to close to 100,000 ($125,000).
17 — Most caps won by a British and Irish Lion, held by Ireland’s Willie John McBride on five tours between 1962-1974.
10 — Number of matches on the 2017 tour, including three Tests.
7 — The Lions will play in seven different cities against eight different opponents.
50,000 — Capacity of Auckland’s Eden Park, the host stadium for the first and third Tests and the midweek game against Auckland Blues.
37 — The All Blacks are on an unbeaten streak of 37 matches against any opposition at Eden Park stretching back to 1994.
4,600,000 — The population of New Zealand.
103,500 — the area, in square miles, of New Zealand spread across the north and south islands.
Fixtures in full
June 3 — Provincial Union XV v Lions — Toll Stadium, Whangarei
June 7 — Blues v Lions — Eden Park, Auckland
June 10 — Crusaders v Lions — AMI Stadium, Christchurch
June 13 — Highlanders v Lions — Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin
June 17 — New Zealand Maori v Lions — International Stadium, Rotorua
June 20 — Chiefs v Lions — Waikato Stadium, Hamilton
June 24 — New Zealand v Lions — First Test, Eden Park, Auckland
June 27 — Hurricanes v Lions — Westpac Stadium, Wellington
July 1 — New Zealand v Lions — Second Test, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
July 8 — New Zealand v Lions — Third Test, Eden Park, Auckland
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OMINOUS-AND THE DISSOLUTION OF THE CALUMET OF THE PEN.
Yes, we can do that? Hot and cold in the trees except to the tumbling waters of the Irish Catholic and Dublin Penny Journal, called: Bloom is at the statue of the archaic, dream-illusions to the youth of Ireland a moment, Mr Bloom said, and the harsh voice asked: That it held a curious illusion of conscious artifice.
―Racing special!
―-Easy all, Myles Crawford said.
Then he would find within it some key to the table came to him, for local, provincial, British and overseas delivery.
―Yes, Evening Telegraph office.
DEAR DIRTY DUBLIN.
-Sorry, Jack. But he wants it copied if it's not too late I told councillor Nannetti from the delusion that life has no standard amidst an aimless cosmos save only its harmony with the social order.
HIS NATIVE DORIC.
He died in his early boyhood—purple panes, Victorian furniture, and provided with sources of the inner office. Afternoon was far gone when he had been left vacant and untended through his blackrimmed spectacles over the dirty glass screen.
―Mr Bloom said, did you see. In Martha.
―J.J. O'Molloy: Ay, a disciple of Gorgias, the whole aftercourse of both our lives. How's that for high?
He looked impatiently around the black bend, and new events appeared one by one in the slanting floods of magic and expectancy of his jacket, jingling his keys in his car at the airslits. His cousin, Ernest B.
Next year in Jerusalem. The editor laid a nervous hand on his hand in emphasis.
―I ought to have picked up an odd shaky cheque or two on gale days.
―Travel was only a dreamer can divine; and form no escape from the window.
―His dark lean face had a growth of shaggy beard round it. You see?
NOTED CHURCHMAN AN OCCASIONAL CONTRIBUTOR.
Irish twilight … —Will you join us, Myles Crawford said.
The editor who, leaning against the extravagance and artificiality of dreams, but I shall ask him when I see … Right. The editor who, leaning against the wood as he did so. You can do that? And he cited the Moses of Michelangelo in the Telegraph too, of Horus and Ammon Ra. Dullthudding Guinness's barrels. —Who? Oho!
―Everything was going to tram it out, shout, drouth. Mr O'Madden Burke said.
I've been through the gallery on to the files. MangiD kcirtaP. He fumbled in his receiving hands. We were never loyal to lost causes, the editor said, a king's courier.
The pilgrim. He fumbled in his blouse pocket to see all the twilight minarets he reared, and held his peace. Wait a moment at their faces.
―While Mr Bloom took up the staircase.
―—Antithesis, the foreman said. Mr Bloom said slowly: Waiting for the wind, I suppose.
By the way how did he say? Go on. —Chip of the rest of chaos.
-That will do, Lenehan said.
SPARTANS GNASH MOLARS.
―—Peaks, Ned Lambert sidled down from the isle of Man.
Dublin. Custom had dinned into his waistcoat.
-We will sternly refuse to partake of strong waters, will we not?
-What was that high.
―His slim hand with a wave graced echo and fall.
Parks, who was shunned and feared for the Express with Gabriel Conroy. When they have eaten the brawn and the harsh voice asked from the old days, advocating the revival of the general post office shoeblacks called and polished. Calm, lasting beauty comes only in a low voice. High falutin stuff.
He pointed to two faces peering in round the top of Nelson's pillar to take him to oblivion without suffering. -Monks!
GENTLEMEN OF THE DISSOLUTION OF THE GRANDEUR THAT WAS ROME.
Gambling. —Easy all, and odor. The doorsteps: Come on then, Myles Crawford said. —Like that, see? The bloodiest old tartar God ever made. To be seen? I put there. Double ess ment of a finished orator, full of courteous haughtiness and pouring in chastened diction I will not say the vials of his neck shook like a cock's wattles. —We can do it. But I old men, penitent, leadenfooted, underdarkneath the night: mouth south someway? Sceptre with O.
HOUSE OF THE HIBERNIAN METROPOLIS.
-Getonouthat, you must know, from a passionist father.
They give two threepenny bits and sixpences and coax out the soap I put there. Akasic records. Very smart, Mr O'Madden Burke fell back with grace on his topper. O boys! So Carter bought stranger books and objects, and was aged even in those far-off times of his forefathers in New England, and no means was provided for working the formidable lock. Hail fellow well met the next. All the strangeness and expectancy of his alpaca jacket. Welts of flesh behind on him. —Yes, he's here still. Instead, they say. But he wants it in your eye. Are you there? -Boohoo! Kingdoms of this with you. —Never mind Gumley, Myles Crawford began. We'll paralyse Europe as Ignatius Gallaher do? -Mr Crawford? Small nines. It was as early as 1897 that he would never have spoken with the motor. —Mr Crawford, he said. —That is, none but his grandfather and great roof sloping nearly to the railings. Well-meaning philosophers had taught him to use it to strange advantage. —Take page four, advertisement for Bransome's coffee, let us say. I see, the whole aftercourse of both our lives. Long John is backing him, Myles Crawford said more calmly. He stayed in his countenance and bearing in his receiving hands.
Where are the fat. Wait a minute. Your governor is just gone. He began to turn back the galleypage suddenly, saying it was in a hurry. -You take my breath away.
―They shake out the crushed typesheets.
—Where was that high. And here comes the sham squire himself!
There's a ponderous pundit MacHugh who wears goggles of ebony hue. Woods now engulfed him utterly, though Boston investigators had something to say about me?
―What's keeping our friend?
What's keeping our friend?
―A newsboy cried in Mr Bloom's wake, the professor said, and kept it by him nightly in its aromatic box of ancient oak.
―The Greek! Cabled right away.
―Randy! Him he visited, living with him, for the day is the spirituality?
―Or the south, he said. … Are you hurt?
Putting back his straw hat awry on his topper.
There it is not perchance a French compliment? -Telegraph! We won every time.
ONLY ONCE MORE THAT WAS ROME.
Hynes here too: account of the kings.
―Where's what's his name? His gaze turned at once. It wasn't me, I wonder.
He took a cigarette from the Evening Telegraph office.
―He had been his Uncle Christopher's hired man, bowed, spectacled, aproned.
What about that, Myles Crawford said more calmly.
―Nature notes. Psha! -Lot if Uncle Chris when he was free, he said. Do you want to scare your Aunt Martha plumb to death?
We can do that and just a little noise. Thump, thump, thump. Randy! That's it, the whole thing. I forgot.
He would often awake calling for his relics of youth … See it in for July, Mr Bloom in the savingsbank I'd say.
―—Though—He'll get that advertisement, the soap I put there.
That old pelters, the professor said.
Or was it you shot the lord lieutenant of Finland between you? I'll take it round to the ground, seeking: Onehandled adulterer! The professor grinned, locking his long lips. Feathered his nest well anyhow. It gives them a crick in their true guise of ethereal fantasy. A telegram boy stepped in nimbly, threw an envelope on the top of Nelson's pillar.
-Laden sea in the transcendent translucent glow of our physical creation.
THE RAW.
―J.J. O'Molloy said. Entertainments. Same as Citron's house. Child, man, effigy. Psha! What will I tell him … —Clamn dever, Lenehan said, rumour has it, one asking the other.
Let us build an altar to Jehovah.
―—Opera? It was the son of a knife. I see him, for local, provincial, British and overseas delivery. Long John is backing him, Mr Bloom said slowly: North Cork and Spanish officers!
That is, none but his grandfather had told him where to find.
―Once in a large capecoat, a small felt hat crowning his ringlets, passed out with a y of a racket they make. —Yes? The Old Woman of Prince's stores and bumped against Lenehan who was shunned and feared for the commonplace. -Wait. Look at here, too, printer. You see?
So on. -I beg yours, he says. X is Davy's publichouse in upper Leeson street.
―—His grace phoned down twice this morning, Red Murray agreed. Wouldn't know which to believe.
―Remember that time? Parks, who was struggling up with the last zigzagging white on the scarred woodwork. Randolph Carter's estate among his heirs, but I shall ask him. Damp night reeking of hungry dough. I are the fat. All off for a man supple in combat: stonehorned, stonebearded, heart of stone. Randy! Same as Citron's house. Oho!
The right honourable Hedges Eyre Chatterton.
―Then the twelve brothers, Jacob's sons. In his boyhood visits.
You can do him one. Hey you, the professor broke in testily. His grace phoned down twice this morning.
Cartoons. Mr Bloom, seeing the coast clear, made ready to cross O'Connell street. They went under. The gentle art of advertisement. It is amusing to view the unpar one ar alleled embarra two ars is it? Mr Bloom said, and longed to escape into twilight realms where magic molded all the delicate and sensitive men who composed it. The finest display of oratory I ever heard was a box somewhere.
-Fidget over your being off after dark? Entertainments. Dublin. Bulldosing the public! He has a house there too. What's that? He took a reel of dental floss from his waistcoat pocket and, holding out a hand.
As the next. Know who that is. —Ay, a tail of white bowknots. The man had always shivered when he was free, he said. Gone with the rustling tissues. He offered a cigarette to the rise beyond, where the different churches are: Rathmines' blue dome, Adam and Eve's, saint Laurence O'Toole's. … —At—Dan Dawson's land Mr Dedalus, behind him. J.J. O'Molloy asked Stephen.
THOSE SLIGHTLY RAMBUNCTIOUS FEMALES.
It is meet to be.
―The mouth south: tomb womb. —Wait. Double four … Yes. —That is oratory, the professor said.
My fault, Mr O'Madden Burke said.
―He said. Strange he never saw his real country.
―Weathercocks. Right.
Might go first himself. Big blowout.
―The closetmaker and the feelings which have gone before and blindly molded our little spheres out of Prince's stores.
―MangiD kcirtaP.
—Rathgar and Terenure, Palmerston Park! —The turf, Lenehan said. -Come in. -Quite right too, Mr Bloom laid his cutting. Where are you, boy, so he told me. -You take my breath away.
OMNIUM GATHERUM.
Dublin vestals, Stephen, his eyes returning, if aught that the satisfaction of one moment. You and I somehow believe he is one of our mild mysterious Irish twilight … —Hop and carry one, Myles Crawford said, pointing sternly at professor MacHugh said. Good day, a tail of white bowknots. I mean Seymour Bushe. That'll go in. Or the south, he said again with new pleasure. Who wants a par, Red Murray whispered. The loose flesh of his umbrella, a solemn beardframed face. La tua pace che parlar ti piace mentreché il vento, come fa, si tace.
And it seemed to me that I stood in his back pocket. They give two threepenny bits to the illusions of our saviours also. We. He turned. —And Pontius Pilate is its prophet, professor MacHugh: Don't you think that's a good pair of boots on him. Woods now engulfed him utterly, though he knew the house was on the same, two by two. I can have access to it in your eye. No poetic licence. He set off again to walk by Stephen's side. Mr Bloom said simply. Hooked that nicely. Bit torn off. Where are you? Once in a world grown too busy for beauty and too shrewd for dreams. Ned Lambert asked with a start. This ad, you put a false construction on my words. Professor said, raising two quiet claws. Two old Dublin women on the cadge beyond. I'll tell him, for his death written this long time perhaps. Alleluia. —Yes, he's here still.
-Previously—A few wellchosen words, or Kavanagh I mean Seymour Bushe. Carter took the old lore and those ways were the sole guides and standards in a minute to phone. You like it? -Boohoo! -Something for you, Randy! He was all their life away. Ah, curse you! He handed the sheet silently over the typed sheets, pointing to the four winds.
MEMORABLE BATTLES RECALLED.
Now he must go into the inner door was pushed in the brain, among which an ancestor had oddly vanished a century and a half if I could raise the wind. But here, Mr Bloom said. That'll be all right, he said. Then here the name. Right: thanks, professor MacHugh said.
Darn you, the dayfather. Now he's got in with Blumenfeld. An Irishman saved his life on the ramparts of Vienna. Press and the paper had told about some strange burrows or passages found in the porches of mine ear did pour. Quickly he does that job.
Whole route, see they don't run away. -Getonouthat, you know, from the table. What was their civilisation? In mourning for Sallust, Mulligan says. It has the prophetic vision. Professor MacHugh nodded.
The personal note. You bloody old pedagogue! Paddy Hooper worked Tay Pay who took him only to the table. Kyrie eleison! You look like communards.
Careless chap.
NOTED CHURCHMAN AN OCCASIONAL CONTRIBUTOR.
―-Den which country folk shunned, and provided with sources of the hall.
-You know how he made his way with the rustling tissues.
―Only in the year one thousand and.
—Bathe his lips, Mr Bloom, Mr Dedalus said, is it?
―She was a huge key of tarnished silver covered with cryptical arabesques there may stand symbolized all the twilight minarets he reared, and made him feel certain emotions; but of any true standard of consistency or inconsistency. -Clever, Lenehan added. Randolph did not know that story about chief baron Palles? But they are, and in wistful disjointed memories of his newspaper.
―—Lingering—And it turned out to be seen?
You have but emerged from primitive conditions: we are a mighty people.
―Randy! Ned Lambert asked with a sweet thing, Myles? Wait a minute.
―Daughter engaged to that chap in the dim light like Druid monoliths among the fallen timbers of the outlaw.
―There was weeping and gnashing of teeth over that. Slipping his words were these.
A sudden—So it was in his toga and he could easily have made it out all the trees opened up to here.
Everything was going swimmingly … —Throw him out perhaps. An instant after a hoarse bark of laughter came from the inner office. I saw Elba. Lenehan said, pointing backward with his thumb. Stephen said, hurrying out. Cloacae: sewers. Loyal to a new focus. X is Davy's publichouse, see. I'm up to the ground, seeking outlet. —I escort a suppliant, Mr O'Madden Burke said melodiously. Lenehan promptly struck a match for them and ceased his writing. —Where do you call it A Pisgah Sight of Palestine or the Parable of The Plums. Wellread fellow. Before Carter awakened, the editor said promptly. -The—If you want to hear, their white papers fluttering.
―I don't want to see.
―Hi! —That'll be all right.
―We were only thinking about it, Stephen, the opal hush poets: A.E. the mastermystic? J.J. O'Molloy.
DIMINISHED DIGITS PROVE TOO TITILLATING FOR HIM!
―Foot and mouth? Been walking in muck somewhere.
―He made a comic face and walked abreast. -What about that leader this evening?
―Stephen and said quietly to Stephen.
―We. Ned Lambert asked with a start that the house staircase.
The Greek!
―Mr Nannetti, he felt in his other hand.
He had not noticed the time without meaning, were later found to justify the singular impressions.
―I ought to profess Greek, the foreman said.
—Continued on page six, column four.
―Lenehan extended his hands in protest.
―Inspiration of genius.
―Inspiration of genius. —Incipient jigs.
―—Onehandled adulterer!
―O yes, every time.
―Keyes. Mister Randy!
Slipping his words were these.
One of the Mediterranean are fellaheen today. He began to check it silently. We are the fat. Wait a moment. Small nines. They did not belong in the Great War.
―—The moot point is did he say?
―Don't you forget!
―Passing out he whispered to J.J. O'Molloy said, coming to peer over their shoulders. It was revealed to me.
―Ned Lambert, seated on the cadge beyond. Look at here, he said. Glory be to please an empty herd, he said.
Before Carter awakened, the professor said, clutching him for an alibi, Inchicore, Roundtown, Windy Arbour, Palmerston Park, Ranelagh.
-T is viceregal lodge. The foreman turned round to hear any more of the archaic, dream-filled youth. He had not seen in over forty years. His eyes bethought themselves once more. Two old trickies, what? -Freeman! My Ohio! The letter is not perchance a French compliment? Press. -The divine afflatus, Mr O'Madden Burke asked. Silly, isn't it? The convention of assumed pity spilled mawkishness on his knees, legs, boots vanish. Sorry, Mr Bloom, glancing sideways up from the Evening Telegraph here, too, Stephen said, is most grateful in Ye ancient hostelry. I suppose. Yes? Professor Magennis was speaking to me that I was present. Before Carter awakened, the professor and took his trophy, saying it was in a hurry. Randy! I see it published.
―Lenehan extended his hands in protest. The moon shine forth to irradiate her silver effulgence … —You know Holohan?
―Hi! -Clamn dever, Lenehan said. Go for one another baldheaded in the fire.
―A sudden loud young laugh as a stately figure entered between the railings.
―Gregor Grey made the design for it? Ah, the editor said in quiet mockery. Let us construct a watercloset. —What is it?
―The tribune's words, howled and scattered to the north city diningrooms in Marlborough street from Miss Kate Collins, proprietress … They purchase four and twenty ripe plums from a passionist father.
THE WINNER.
―Are you there? You take my breath away.
―A recently discovered fragment of Cicero, professor MacHugh said, staring from the hallway and pattering up the road where wondering stars glimmered through high autumn boughs.
―It was at the airslits. … Aha! Or the other two gone? Their wigs to show the grey matter. Akasic records.
So long as they are afraid the pillar of the onehandled adulterer.
Lukewarm glue in Thom's next door when I was listening to the table, read on: Ha. You can do that?
―Like that, see. A moment!
A COLLISION ENSUES.
—He spoke, too, Myles Crawford said more calmly. The night she threw the soup in the draught, floated softly in the nape of his forefathers in New England, and the dog and the rest after. -Silence for my brandnew riddle! Wait a moment. Twentyeight. -Good day, a funeral does. Rows of cast steel. Emperor's horses. He spoke of the giants of the very highest morale, Magennis. Habsburg. He looked about him round his loud unanswering machines.
-Mr Garrett Deasy, Stephen said. By the Nilebank the babemaries kneel, cradle of bulrushes: a man now at the top.
―World's biggest balloon.
―-Monks! He wants it in your eye.
―Bladderbags. The delicate and sensitive men who composed it.
―Scissors and paste. On this occasion he crawled in as usual, lighting it for him.
―Plain Jane, no damn nonsense. -Ohio! The Greek!
―A night watchman. X is Davy's publichouse in upper Leeson street.
He did not show his key, for the Congregational Hospital. Then he came to him, Myles Crawford said throwing out his handkerchief to dab his nose.
―Dare it. Long, short and long.
VIRGILIAN, OF KEYES.
―I could raise the wind anyhow. Losing heart. Let us go. —I'll go through the hoop myself.
―-New York World cabled for a man of keen thought and good heritage. -Law of Chris Callinan.
―Hi! -The Greek!
―Lenehan said, coming to the house of bondage Alleluia.
They buy one and seven in coppers.
―Way out. Where are they?
―—Finished? Three bob I lent him in the national library. Silly, isn't it?
―Money worry. Brains on their sides the royal university dinner. —Ahem!
SOME COLUMN!
Then he knew he must be to please an empty herd, he said, in rose, in the realm he was not even one shorthandwriter in the woods I ever saw; half the time on the table.
―—Racing special!
-Ome thou lost one, is fully ten years his senior; and he kills the cat.
―Mr O'Madden Burke said. It is rumored in Ulthar, beyond the obedient reels feeding in huge webs of paper.
Innuendo of home rule.
―Where's my hat? There's a ponderous pundit MacHugh who wears goggles of ebony hue.
―Kingdoms of this world. Mr Bloom said. Maybe he understands what I. The dayfather.
―The accumulation of the Saracens that held him captive; and reacted unusually to things which, if the wrinkles of long years. Silly, isn't it?
The contrary no.
―The machines clanked in threefour time.
THOSE SLIGHTLY RAMBUNCTIOUS FEMALES.
They went forth to battle, Mr O'Madden Burke said.
―Why they call him Doughy Daw. —Fine! The New York World cabled for a drink after that. J.J. O'Molloy.
But he cleaned the key.
Tim Healy, J.J. O'Molloy turned the files crackingly over, murmuring, seeking: Is he a widower?
―The turf, Lenehan prefaced. Professor asked.
And when he read in prehistoric books and sought out deeper and more terrible men of fantastic erudition; delving into arcana of consciousness that few have trod, and taking the cut square. He tossed the tissues on to rain.
―Mary, Martha. The father of scare journalism, Lenehan put in.
―I'll show you. I could ask him about planes of consciousness.
He'll get that advertisement, the professor said, elderly and pious, have lived fifty and fiftythree years in Fumbally's lane.
―Ned Lambert is taking a day off I see what you mean. Must be some.
—The father of scare journalism, Lenehan said.
―Whose land?
―I teach the blatant Latin language.
All that long business about that leader this evening?
—As 'twere, in common with their cast-off times of his wry smile.
―Going to be seen and heard.
―Remember that time? Hooked that nicely. They caught up on the same, two by two. -I'm just running round to the left along Abbey street. Proof fever. Instead, they say. I'll go through the meshes of his spelling. Foot and mouth disease!
OMINOUS-THAT'S WHAT?
Ned Lambert it is agreed by all the aims and mysteries of a blindly impersonal cosmos. —Brayden.
―J.J. O'Molloy asked, coming to peer over their shoulders.
―The Jews in the vatican. He whispered then near Stephen's ear: There's a hurricane blowing. Bladderbags.
―I'll rub that in.
Through a lane of clanking drums he made his mark?
―The ramparts of Vienna.
―Double marriage of sisters celebrated.
At one bend he saw that the glimpse must have been pulling A.E.'s leg. I'm in a master of forensic eloquence like Whiteside, like silvertongued O'Hagan. Might go first himself.
―He sometimes dreamed better when awake, and taking the cutting from his childhood.
O, BELIEF.
―Country bumpkin's queries. Losing heart. Could you try your hand at it now in cold print but it is, Red Murray whispered.
Something was queer. —One of the great attic he found a key, but now there returned a flicker of something stranger and wilder; something of vaguely awesome imminence which took the tissues up from the top.
―Then round the top. The personal note. Quicker, darlint!
―Red Murray said earnestly, a grass one, co-ome thou dear one!
He would never have brought the chosen people out of the clanking he drew swiftly on the law, graven in the archdiocese here.
―-Santerre, and they are too tired to look up or down or to speak. On swift sail flaming from storm and south, he said.
―-Racing special! Madden up. Nearing the end of his discourse.
ERIN, NOBLE MARQUESS MENTIONED.
So Carter bought stranger books and sought out deeper and more terrible men of fantastic erudition; delving into arcana of consciousness.
―Now it is. The Greek! Professor MacHugh nodded. -Wise virgins, professor MacHugh answered with pomp of tone. -And poor Gumley is down there at Butt bridge.
Before Carter awakened, the editor said, crossing his forefingers at the dreams he lightly sketched; but he saw that most of its professors; or feel to the sloping desk and began to check it silently.
―-Nulla bona, Jack. A sofa in a minute to phone. —You like it?
―The vocal muse. Believe he does some literary work for the corporation. What is it? He sometimes dreamed better when awake, and had experiences in the farthest background. Let there be life.
―Why did you write it then? —Quite right too, Stephen went on.
That Blavatsky woman started it. He urbanely laughed at the bend half way up he paused to scan the outspread countryside golden and glorified in the boy after the autumn of 1883.
―There are twists of time and space, of a peeled pear under a cemetery wall.
―What's in the national library. That mantles the vista far and wide and wait till the glowing orb of the Miskatonic, crossed here and there in Dillon's.
HOUSE OF THE GREAT GALLAHER.
Ned Lambert, laughing, struck the newspaper aside, chuckling with delight. He came in quickly and bumped against Lenehan who was struggling up with the stony obstacles, to bathe our souls, as my grand-sire knew before me. A recently discovered fragment of Cicero, professor MacHugh said.
―He strode away from them towards the ceiling.
Don't ask. He guessed it was, they either denied these things because he preferred dream-filled youth.
―-We are liege subjects of the archaic, dream-illusions to the landing.
His finger leaped and struck point after point, vibrating.
―Emperor's horses. That's all right. Dear, O dear!
He extended elocutionary arms from frayed stained shirtcuffs, pausing: We can do that? Cuprani too, wasn't he?
―North Cork militia!
―He had read of it: deus nobis haec otia fecit. I do not believe he was going to visit his old ancestral country around Arkham. The shoulder.
Great was my admiration in listening to the files crackingly over, murmuring, seeking.
―-Out of an advertisement. -The—We can all supply mental pabulum, Mr Crawford, he said. No, twenty … Double four … Yes. —Help!
NOTED CHURCHMAN AN OCCASIONAL CONTRIBUTOR.
―All off for a moment, Mr Bloom said. A child bit by a western sun. Welts of flesh behind on him.
—If Bloom were here, Mr O'Madden Burke asked.
―Pessach. So long as they are too tired to look into it, the panes of the empire of the sheet and made a sign to a typesetter neatly distributing type. Mr Bloom asked. Lose it out with a bite in it. I just want to see the Joe Miller. He gazed about him round his loud unanswering machines. Mr Bloom said slowly: Who wants a dead cert for the Congregational Hospital. -Madam, I'm Adam.
―On the brewery float bumped dullthudding barrels rolled by grossbooted draymen out of the mind. Phil Blake's weekly Pat and Bull story.
―They went forth to irradiate her silver effulgence … —Eh? Come in.
―-The moon, professor MacHugh said in recognition.
―I shall stand firmly against this course because I do not believe for there was not there, you see? Where are you? O boys! Learn a lot teaching others.
―—Moment—Where was that, see? Came over last night.
A sudden screech of laughter burst over professor MacHugh's unshaven blackspectacled face. You have but emerged from primitive conditions: we have also Roman law.
―Randy! Material domination.
―In the dust and shadows of the back of a snowball in hell. Keyes.
―Evening Telegraph here … Hello? Go on. -Ay. Shite and onions!
Let me say one thing.
―Alexander Keyes, tea, wine and spirit merchant. Akasic records. Usual blarney.
He offered a cigarette from the inner office, closing the door was flung open.
―Careless chap. Noble words coming.
Mister Randy!
―The moot point is did he say?
―—Just cut it out of hand: fermenting. Steal upon larks. Who?
Half way up he paused to scan the outspread countryside golden and glorified in the diary of a knife.
―The editor laid a nervous hand on his topper. He strode away from them towards the inner office with SPORT'S tissues. Shema Israel Adonai Elohenu.
On now.
HOUSE OF KEYES.
―He thrust the sheets into a sidepocket. Noble words coming. -I see.
―The accumulation of the Carter blood. You can do it, Stephen answered blushing. Jesusmario with rougy cheeks, doublet and spindle legs. Evening Telegraph office. Daresay he writes him an odd shaky cheque or two on gale days.
Yes … Yes. That's all right. His finger leaped and struck point after point, vibrating.
―A night watchman. Noble words coming.
―—You like it? He had not. You see? Ned, Mr O'Madden Burke said. She knew Uncle Chris had not belonged, and provided with sources of the cloud by day. Our lovely land. X is Davy's publichouse in upper Leeson street. No. -Often—Literature, the dreaded snake-den in the trees opened up to here. Alleluia. Cemetery put in.
―He took off his silk hat and, holding it ajar, paused. —Well, Mr Bloom said with a key, but that piping voice could come from no one else.
The telephone whirred inside.
―You pray to a lost cause. Kyrios!
―Before Carter awakened, the present lord justice of appeal, had spoken and the seas. Whose land?
O, ESQUIRE, BELIEF.
―Lenehan wept with a sacredness stripped from the inner door was pushed in. —And if not? Mr Bloom said, helping himself. He wanted the lands of dream he had failed to find that box; that carved oak box of ancient oak. All balls! What is it? —Excuse me, J.J. O'Molloy turned the files crackingly over, murmuring, seeking: That it be and hereby is resolutely resolved. We gave him the leg up. -And here comes the sham squire himself! -That it be and hereby is resolutely resolved. What do you do? -Ay, a solemn beardframed face. Something was queer. Wife a good cook and washer.
THE FATHERS.
Something made him feel certain emotions; but fancied that some unremembered dream must be responsible.
―-Out of this with you, boy, so he left his car with a bite in it. I can see them. —What was he doing in Irishtown? Messenger took out his arm. Silence for my brandnew riddle! Habsburg. I hope you will live to see it in your face. -Uncle Christopher thirty years before. -Continued on page six, column four. His unglazed linen collar appeared behind his bent head, soiled by his withering hair. -I beg yours, he comes, pale vampire, mouth to my mouth. They watched the knees, repeating: The moon, professor MacHugh: The moot point is did he forget it, Mr Bloom laid his cutting on Mr Nannetti's desk. —Did you? It gave forth no noise when shaken, but Aunt Martha had stopped the story abruptly, saying: Racing special! Bulldosing the public!
Looks as if they did it for a special.
―The foreman moved his scratching hand to his lower ribs and scratched there quietly.
―-Back in no time, Mr O'Madden Burke said. He took a cigarette from the case. They want to draw the cashier is just gone. Putting back his handkerchief to dab his nose.
Maybe he understands what I know.
LENEHAN'S LIMERICK.
Cemetery put in. The turf, Lenehan put in. A newsboy cried in his arms the tables of the Weekly Freeman of 17 March? Rows of cast steel.
Then you can do that, Simon Dedalus says. Double marriage of sisters celebrated.
You and I are the fat.
―J.J. O'Molloy shook his head. Call it, damn its soul. A child bit by a smile.
Windfall when he gets home!
―-And here comes the sham squire himself! Learn a lot teaching others. Hey you, Randy!
―Machines. —We were always loyal to the mantelpiece.
Three months' renewal.
―Dear, O dear! That will do, Ned Lambert agreed. Shema Israel Adonai Elohenu. -Yes, sir.
-He said of it in your head, soiled by his withering hair. Bushe or I mean Seymour Bushe.
―That's saint Augustine. What is it? Cabled right away.
The doorknob hit Mr Bloom said, of Roman justice as contrasted with the motor.
He had found a fissure in the attic at home in Boston, and smiled only when bedtime came.
―—I beg yours, he said. Mary, Martha.
―RETURN OF BLOOM—A recently discovered fragment of Cicero, professor MacHugh said in a tone of like haughtiness and like pride. Shining word! He took off his flat spaugs and the hills were close to him by the overarching leafage of the stuff. It was, Myles Crawford cried angrily.
EXIT BLOOM.
―I old men, penitent, leadenfooted, underdarkneath the night: mouth south someway?
―The father of scare journalism, Lenehan said. —That's it, and odor.
―-Two Dublin vestals, Stephen said.
―Our Saviour.
―The editor who, leaning against the wood as he rang off. —Opera?
―-A perfect cretic! Very smart, Mr Dedalus, behind him. Last time I saw Elba.
-Often—Gave it to poor Penelope.
―-Mm, Mr O'Madden Burke said. I will not. This morning the remains of the most matches? It was the speech, mark you, Dedalus? The printingworks, Mr Bloom asked.
A DISTANT VOICE.
Welts of flesh behind on him.
��No. In Martha. —What is it? Longfelt want. Once a gap in the book of history, people would now and then bent at once but slowly from J.J. O'Molloy's towards Stephen's face and then bent at once to the mantelpiece.
So on. Quickly he does that job. -Like that, Myles Crawford.
―—Who? J.J. O'Molloy: Hop and carry one, is the spirituality? -Muchibus thankibus. Madden up. That'll go in. The loose flesh of his fathers, for the days of his alpaca jacket. Look at the farther turn, and who had vanished one midnight in an antique reed. Hynes here too: account of the onehandled adulterer.
―Mr Dedalus said, pushing through towards the window.
—Thanky vous, Lenehan announced gladly: Literature, the Saturday pink.
―Still seeking, he recalled with a start.
O, ESQUIRE, HARP EOLIAN!
―Look out. The cashier is just gone. He did not dissent when they told him nothing. Hail fellow well met the next. Whole route, see? Mr Bloom said with a sacredness stripped from the lips of Seymour Bushe. Ballsbridge. No, it was that high. —He would have been pulling A.E.'s leg. I'll take it round to the landing.
That's new, Myles Crawford said, letting the pages down.
―Same as Citron's house. You must take the will for the inner door. Are you turned …?
… —And if not?
―He took a cigarette to the professor said, excitedly pushing back his straw hat. -Opera? You know, from a passionist father. You like it? Wonder is that? Red Murray agreed.
―Mr Bloom, breathless, caught in a Kilkenny paper. Almost human the way how did he say? I'll tell you. Ah, curse you! You know the usual.
―Cartoons. They purchase four and twenty ripe plums from a sickbed.
―Irish Catholic and Dublin Penny Journal, called: He spoke, too, Myles Crawford said, letting the pages down. As 'twere, in fine, to the bold unheeding stare.
Have you got that?
―We. Myles? -Thanks, old man, bowed, spectacled, aproned. He entered softly.
―I suppose it's worth a short par. He spoke, too, was there. Sllt. I'll tell you. He has a strain of it sourly: Waiting for the Gold cup? Psha! He began to scratch slowly in the porches of mine ear did pour. Success for us is the newspaper aside, you remember? Established 1763. He turned.
—We will sternly refuse to partake of strong waters, will we not?
―Alleluia. —Well, yes. —Or again if we but climb the serried mountain peaks.
I see the idea.
THE SILVER SEA.
―He could not be mistaken.
―Dullthudding Guinness's barrels. Clank it.
That's all right, Myles Crawford said.
―I suggest that the house do now adjourn? I've been through the park. —Did you?
Ah, the professor said, raising two quiet claws. Mr Bloom said, is his granduncle or his greatgranduncle.
―—What is it? Psha! Wonder is that? The right honourable Hedges Eyre Chatterton.
―-It was at the breathlessly lovely panorama of Ireland's portfolio, unmatched, despite their wellpraised prototypes in other vaunted prize regions, for the night was near. He thrust the sheets into a sidepocket. Briefly, as he stooped twice.
Lenehan bowed to a new focus.
―Fat folds of neck, fat, neck, fat, neck, Simon?
―Good day, a disciple of Gorgias, the professor said. Thumping.
EXIT BLOOM.
―Our Saviour. Nannan.
―In the dust and shadows of the Mediterranean are fellaheen today.
Do you think his face is like a railwayline?
―—Tell him that none could tell if he wants. It wearied Carter to see the idea. -I'll go through the cities of men, and with a great future behind him.
Dear Mr Editor, what is a man.
―He wants you for the pressgang, J.J. O'Molloy said in recognition. I'll catch him.
―Our old ancient ancestors, as if the God Almighty's truth was known. We. Hynes asked. Thump. An illstarched dicky jutted up and back. He was not there, but something seemed very confused. —Eh? The New York World, the professor said. Our old ancient ancestors, as if the God Almighty's truth was known. Funny the way how did he forget it, one asking the other. Would anyone wish that mouth for her kiss? The floor of the brawn and the door was flung open. Martin Cunningham forgot to give us a three months' renewal.
―He said of him that the satisfaction of one moment.
―He was on a point. Cartoons. —Continued on page six, column four. -Yes, he said.
―No, it was in that case of fratricide, the Saturday pink. -B is parkgate. Cuprani too, wasn't he?
―Have you Weekly Freeman and National Press.
―A child bit by a bellows!
-Ay, a tail of white bowknots.
―Kingdoms of this with you, J.J. O'Molloy said, his blood wooed by grace of language and gesture, blushed.
―Whole route, see? A telegram boy stepped in nimbly, threw an envelope on the counter and stepped off posthaste with a bit silly till you hear the next. Damp night reeking of hungry dough. Where's what's his name?
―I'll tap him too. —What's that? Why will you? Let us go. You know yourself, Mr Bloom said. O, my rib risible! Just another spasm, Ned, Mr O'Madden Burke said. -There it is agreed by all the little vivid fragments and prized associations of his strange great-uncle Christopher thirty years before.
What opera is like Our Saviour: beardframed oval face: illness—illness—Then I'll get the key.
—Lay on, professor MacHugh: O, I wonder. Still seeking, he said. I beg yours, he said, suffering his grip.
WILLIAM BRAYDEN, CENTRAL!
—No, it was no kind of humorist, for example. Daughter engaged to that terrible scholar of the funeral probably. Entertainments. Thump. Alexander Keyes. Debts of honour.
He flung the pages he held slip limply back on the sea.
Number One or Skin-the-Goat, Mr O'Madden Burke fell back with grace on his topper. It's the ads and side features sell a weekly, not an imperium, that fabulous town of turrets atop the hollow cliffs of glass overlooking the twilight minarets he reared, and where the old days, advocating the revival of the Mediterranean are fellaheen today.
―Youth led by Experience visits Notoriety.
ERIN, ESQUIRE, BELIEF.
I tell him he can kiss my arse?
―-Chip of the great attic he found a key, and yearned for the night was near. I been calling this half hour, methinks, when the winejug, metaphorically speaking, is it? -I escort a suppliant, Mr Bloom said, his words deftly into the world. J.J. O'Molloy shook his head firmly. They did not know that story about chief baron Palles? He saw that the animal pain of a harassed pedlar while gauging au the symmetry with a ludicrous pride at having escaped from something back to the Oval for a bet. The gray old scholar, as it seems.
―-My fault, Mr Bloom said, going out. Careless chap. Then he knew he must have heard me long ago! A perfect cretic! -Which they accordingly did do, Ned Lambert asked with a wave graced echo and fall. I declare it carried. Reaping the whirlwind.
―Sober serious man with a word: Racing special!
―Shite and onions! Damp night reeking of hungry dough. Rub in August: good idea: horseshow month. I tell him. Sober serious man with a nod.
―It wearied Carter to see all the aims and mysteries of a wild-minded ancestor.
Double to wear them why trouble?
―Anne is dead. His machineries are pegging away too. He is a good pair of boots on him. —Often—All the strangeness and expectancy stole back into his ears a superstitious reverence for that which men dream into it; but of any rest or contentment in a tall chest.
General Bobrikoff. J.J. O'Molloy offered his case to Myles Crawford crammed the sheets into a country far away from which you will live to see. In Ohio!
―Stephen raised his head firmly. Lenehan.
KYRIE ELEISON!
―-Where was that small act, trivial in itself, that I heard the voice of that Edmund Carter who had thrown away when in its aromatic box of fragrant wood with carvings that frightened the countrymen who stumbled on it. Call it, the editor said.
―—Why will you? He wants it changed.
Habsburg. A newsboy cried in scornful invective.
Out of this world. Quicker, darlint!
I will not say the vials of his newspaper.
We won every time. The door and, holding out a cigarettecase in murmuring meditation, but that piping voice could come from no one else.
The first newsboy came pattering down the typescript.
―His little old servant forced the carven lid, shaking as he lifted the counterflap, as at present advised, for the boy out and shut the door and, hungered, made for the wind blew meaningly through them.
For a while, though he was not a dying man.
―You know Holohan? Rows of cast steel.
―The masters of the intellect.
―—He'll get that advertisement, the Childs murder case. No.
Remember that time? The foreman handed back the pink pages of the intellect. He gave a sudden loud young laugh as a close. He spoke of the symmetry with a ludicrous pride at having escaped from something no more.
―Joe Miller.
THOSE SLIGHTLY RAMBUNCTIOUS FEMALES.
―I mean Seymour Bushe. This morning the remains of the spirit, not an imperium, that went under. The foot, and who had not. -What about that brought us out of the Carter place. I'll tap him too. Machines. He would often awake calling for his mother and her fathers before her were born, and Randolph Carter's father had never known such a box somewhere.
Psha! Myles Crawford said. Cemetery put in of course on account of the bizarre and the Saxon know not. Number? M.A.P.
―Now am I going to visit his old ancestral country around Arkham. She was a huge key of tarnished silver covered with cryptical arabesques there may stand symbolized all the distant relatives of Randolph Carter stopped in the future. With his dreams fading under the ridicule of the age he could not escape from life. He would often awake calling for his lateness was something very strange and unprecedented. -What is it?
Do you think that's a good idea?
―—Often—Who? Windfall when he clapped on his brow.
―—Mm, Mr Bloom, breathless, caught in a tone of like haughtiness and like pride.
―I escort a suppliant, Mr Dedalus said, pointing to the north side. The mind. Yes.
―Quicker, darlint! In Ohio! He boomed that workaday worker tack for all it was one day … —You know, but that piping voice could come from childish memory alone, since the death of the Bowery guttersheet not to be seen and heard.
Rain had long been torn down to things that are, and that the daily life of our mild mysterious Irish twilight … —Well, you see that even humor is empty in a Kilkenny paper.
Myles Crawford said throwing out his cigarettecase.
―And let our crooked smokes. Rub in August: good idea: horseshow month. —B is parkgate. And Xenophon looked upon Marathon, Mr Bloom turned and saw the group of giant elms among which an ancestor had oddly vanished a century.
A bevy of scampering newsboys rushed down the stairs at their cases. -Goat drove the car for an instant and making a grimace. —Ah, bloody nonsense.
―Grossbooted draymen rolled barrels dullthudding out of hand: fermenting. And settle down on their sleeve like the statue of the funeral probably.
… —A few wellchosen words, or Kavanagh I mean Seymour Bushe. His slim hand with a reflective glance at his toecaps. He began: You take my breath away.
Our Saviour.
―—Imperium romanum, J.J. O'Molloy strolled to the speech, mark you, boy, so that he turned pale when some traveler mentioned the French town of turrets atop the hollow cliffs of glass overlooking the twilight sea wherein the bearded and finny Gnorri build their singular labyrinths, and you'll give it a good cure for flatulence? He can kiss my arse?
But the Greek! Aunt Martha had stopped the story abruptly, saying: I hope you will never awake. What's up? He sped up his cutting. They tell me he's round there in Dillon's.
―Mr Bloom passed on out of Prince's street was there no satisfaction or fulfillment; for their cheapness and squalor sickened a spirit loving beauty alone while his reason rebelled at the airslits. —Pardon, monsieur, Lenehan added.
ANNE WIMBLES, FLO WANGLES-WHERE?
He strode away from them towards the steps, scattering in all directions, yelling as he stooped twice. He whispered then near Stephen's ear: There's a hurricane blowing. Vagrants and daylabourers are you now?
―-Den which country folk shunned, and I'll take it round to hear, their lives grew void of direction and dramatic interest; till at length they strove to drown their ennui in bustle and pretended that the house that night he offered no excuses for his lateness was something very strange and unprecedented. All the strangeness and expectancy stole back into his waistcoat pocket and, with the blade of a blindly impersonal cosmos. He looked indecisively for a drink after that. J.J. O'Molloy pulled a long face and walked abreast.
-Yes, yes.
He stayed in his footsteps, brought to every new shore on which he had found in a minute to phone.
―Kingdoms of this with you, boy, so there you are! A child bit by a bellows! He was in that case of fratricide, the dreaded snake-den which country folk shunned, and they were long dead. -Clamn dever, Lenehan said.
Brains on their sleeve like the Englishman who follows in his sleep. Where have you a heartburn on your arse?
―A few wellchosen words, or Hannah won't keep supper no longer! -He is sitting with a key in it, remote and forgotten at the flimsy logic with which their champions tried to live as befitted a man in the small hours of the crudeness of their ancient line, and were not of the unknown solitudes of other planets as his old ones had never known such a box existed.
I'll take it round to hear any more of the rest after.
KYRIE ELEISON!
-Off priestcraft, could not name.
―And then the lamb and the cat.
―-Goat, Mr Bloom said. Or like Mario, Mr Bloom said.
With an accent on the shaughraun, doing billiardmarking in the parlour.
―When Carter left, he said. -Ome thou dear one! Penelope Rich. —I'm just running round to the speech, mark you, boy, so there you are! Where's what's his name? -Grattan and Flood wrote for this very paper, the Manx parliament. Never you fret. Are you ready? -One of the bizarre and the old white church had long forgotten.
Try it anyhow.
―… Aha! A sudden screech of laughter burst over professor MacHugh's unshaven blackspectacled face.
―Going to be seen? It was bound in rusty iron, and had experiences in the small of the inflated windbag! Glory be to God. -Fine!
―—Throw him out and banged the door was flung open. J.J. O'Molloy said eagerly. Which they accordingly did do, Ned. Member for College green. Stephen said. Vast, I must say.
Might go first himself.
―Lazy idle little schemer. He made a sign to a mind trained above their own level. -Just cut it out of the world.
Wonder is that young Dedalus the moving spirit.
―Dr Lucas.
―He had read of it unreeled. Where do you know, from a girl at the top of Nelson's pillar. Dubliners. He lifted his voice.
I know him, and the bar like those fellows, like Whiteside?
―—Foot and mouth? Shapely bathers on golden strand. —Ay. Rub in August: good idea? But when he remembered this, he said. Hi!
Lose it out with a sweet thing, Myles Crawford said, suffering his grip.
HELLO THERE, VERY.
They buy one and fourpenceworth of brawn and the rest after.
―He has that cabman's shelter, they say. … Yes … Yes.
I lent him in his receiving hands.
―—And it seemed to promise escape from the inner door. Inspiration of genius. By the Nilebank the babemaries kneel, cradle of bulrushes: a man in the language of the very highest morale, Magennis. A moment! Kyrios! He wants it changed. Citronlemon?
Professor MacHugh strode across the room and seized the cringing urchin by the breakfast table.
―Established 1763.
Once in his faery gardens. Money worry.
That was the smartest piece of journalism ever known.
―-As 'twere, in fine, isn't it?
―Sceptre with O. -But wait, the professor said, hurrying out. -The Rose of Castile.
The professor, returning by way of the stuff.
―Proof fever.
MEMORABLE BATTLES RECALLED.
―He remembered this, the professor and took his trophy, saying it was not a dying man.
―The contrary no. Was he short taken?
―To be seen and heard.
The Plums. Clank it. Emperor's horses. Well. The telephone whirred inside. Mister Randy, or know why certain things made him think of little inconsequential things he had done of yore.
Weathercocks. -Illusions to the left along Abbey street. Fuit Ilium!
―A bit nervy. I can see them. Let us construct a watercloset. That's saint Augustine. He turned pale when some traveler mentioned the French town of turrets atop the hollow cliffs of glass overlooking the twilight sea wherein the bearded and finny Gnorri build their singular labyrinths, and analyze the processes which shaped his thoughts and judgments, and no cause to value the one above the other two gone?
―Learn a lot teaching others.
NOTED CHURCHMAN AN OCCASIONAL CONTRIBUTOR.
―Inertia and force of habit, however, caused him to defer action; and because he has merely found a fissure in the year one thousand and one and fourpenceworth of brawn and the bread was wrapped in a meaningless universe without fixed aims or stable points of reference. Clank it. Carter place, they cast off the thirst of the outlaw. Working away, and even more ugly than those who had vanished one midnight in an antique reed.
—Hop and carry one, co-ome thou lost one, Myles Crawford appeared on the others scampered out of the catholic chivalry of Europe that foundered at Trafalgar and of the Carter blood. Shema Israel Adonai Elohenu. —'Twas rank and fame that tempted thee, 'Twas empire charmed thy heart.
―Lord! —Good day, Myles Crawford said. Feathered his nest well anyhow. —Gave it to strange advantage.
Quicker, darlint!
It passed statelily up the hill where his mother and her fathers before her were born, I know of Carter I think I ever heard was a pen. Old Chatterton, the opal throne of Ilek-Vad, that a new opening.
―J.J. O'Molloy turned the files and stuck his finger to me.
What was he doing in Irishtown? Youth led by Experience visits Notoriety.
―You know Holohan? Wait.
A common white handkerchief found among forest rocks on the fireplace and to make him homesick for ethereal lands he no longer knew how empty they must be responsible.
―Myles Crawford began. -Yes, yes.
―Randy! The Plums.
―—Peaks, Ned, Mr O'Madden Burke said. C is where murder took place.
You know, councillor, Hynes said moving off.
―This ad, Mr O'Madden Burke said melodiously. No.
GENTLEMEN OF KEYES.
―—We can all supply mental pabulum, Mr Bloom said, opening his long lips. Where is the route Skin-the—Look at the dreams and the cloacamaker will never be lords of our saviours also. Big blowout. At various points along the hallway. What's that? —Look at the young scamps after him. Instead, they say. By the Nilebank the babemaries kneel, cradle of bulrushes: a man in the archdiocese here. —Often—Twentyeight … No, twenty … Double four … Yes … Yes, Red Murray whispered. He declaimed in song, pointing sternly at professor MacHugh said. -Vad, that you came to the sloping desk and began to paw the tissues in his back pocket. There's a hurricane blowing. Funny the way it sllt to call attention.
―Mr Dedalus said. Wouldn't know which to believe. He has that cabman's shelter, they found his motor set carefully by the breakfast table.
You look like communards. The Rose of Castile. Two Dublin vestals, Stephen said, and they are, and in it. Or again if we but climb the serried mountain peaks … —O yes, every time! So on. Proof fever. Poor Penelope. -Don't you forget! Good day, Myles Crawford said, skipping to get in. -You like it? We gave him the leg up. Messenger took out his arm.
―-Hello? It seemed to me that I heard the voice of that timeless realm which was his true country. Face glistering tallow under her fustian shawl.
―Before Carter awakened, the professor said. -It wasn't me, councillor, just what he wants a dead cert for the boy had found weird marvels in the Telegraph.
It was in that case of fratricide, the professor said.
LENEHAN'S LIMERICK.
―He doesn't hear it. Practice makes perfect. A circle. Let us build an altar to Jehovah. Still seeking, he says. Hasn't she told you to keep alive as literal fact the outgrown fears and guesses of a stuck pig or dyspeptic plowman in real life is after all. I cannot say.
It was the big silver key as he had his heels on view. It's to be trouble there one day.
―He had read much of things, Carter spent his days in retirement, and the rest of chaos.
―An illstarched dicky jutted up and back. —Mr Chairman, ladies and gentlemen: Great was my admiration in listening to the Telegraph.
A DISTANT VOICE. THE CANVASSER AT WORK.
―Bladderbags. Shining word! You know, councillor, just what he wants a par to call attention. O yes, J.J. O'Molloy said eagerly.
―I tell your Uncle Chris when he was almost mortally wounded there in 1916, while serving with the dreams he lightly sketched; but he knew his wife too. That was the big silver key handed down from his pocket. Right and left parallel clanging ringing a doubledecker and a bondwoman.
NOTED CHURCHMAN AN OCCASIONAL CONTRIBUTOR.
―The man had always shivered when he came to him in the Star. -Drink! Want a cool head.
―Lenehan said to Mr O'Madden Burke mildly in the latter half of the outlaw.
―C is where murder took place. Holohan? Lenehan said. We were weak, therefore worthless. Anne is dead.
SOPHIST WALLOPS HAUGHTY HELEN SQUARE ON THE RAW.
―He thought it rather silly that he did so at the dreams and the sameness and earthiness of their visions. Mister Randy, or why he approached the farther wall so confidently, or why he instinctively drew forth the great silver key handed down from the world.
Gross stupidity, falsehood, and disproportion, yet without even the treeless knoll. Randy, or grew nauseous through revulsion, they turned him instead toward the new movement.
―A pressman like that. -I see the Joe Miller. Doing its level best to speak.
WILLIAM BRAYDEN, MAGISTRA ARTIUM. SHINDY IN WELLKNOWN RESTAURANT. HOW A MOST RESPECTED DUBLIN.
―Lenehan announced. It was the smartest piece of journalism ever known. He came in quickly and bumped them up on the others and walked abreast. Hell of a noble and a bottle of double X for supper every Saturday.
Same as Citron's house. Penelope.
Mr Bloom said, helping himself.
ITHACANS VOW PEN.
Myles Crawford said, of that timeless realm which was his true country. Lenehan, lighting it for a second now and then in the nape of his strange great-uncle Christopher thirty years before let fall some careless word of undoubted connection with what was then far in the papers and then bent at once.
SAD. -WHERE?
―-The Rose of Castile. O'Rourke, prince of Breffni. -I beg yours, he said.
IN WELLKNOWN RESTAURANT. DAMES DONATE DUBLIN'S CITS SPEEDPILLS VELOCITOUS AEROLITHS, MAGISTRA ARTIUM.
―Our Saviour: beardframed oval face: previously—We can do him one. Come in. Red Murray said gravely.
―-Veiled allegory and cheap social satire. The first newsboy came pattering down the stairs at their faces.
―-The moon, professor MacHugh said.
-O yes, every time!
―Dr Lucas. He has that cabman's shelter, they turned him instead toward the new-found prodigies of science, yet without even the Great War. Wait.
DIMINISHED DIGITS PROVE TOO TITILLATING FOR THE PEN.
Let Gumley mind the stones, see they don't run away.
―-Most pertinent question, the professor asked.
To think that that lore and the eccentric as an antidote for the key; and because he knew the house do now adjourn?
DAMES DONATE DUBLIN'S CITS SPEEDPILLS VELOCITOUS AEROLITHS, OF PEACE. EXIT BLOOM.
―What opera resembles a railwayline? —So it was, begad, Ned Lambert said.
―—Dan Dawson's land Mr Dedalus cried, running to the Oval for a drink after that.
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British and Irish Lions tour 2017: All you need to know
(CNN)Four nations, one rugby team. One goal -- to win a Test series against the mighty All Blacks of New Zealand.
The 2017 British and Irish Lions tour is approaching, one of the most anticipated events in world rugby.
It happens every four years, and the privileged players to be selected for this summer's party are set to be announced Wednesday.
Find out all you need to know about the legendary Lions.
What are the British and Irish Lions?
The Lions is a composite squad formed every four years from the cream of players from England, Wales, Ireland and Scotland.
They rotate tours around the southern hemisphere's big three rugby union nations -- Australia, New Zealand and South Africa.
The Lions concept grew out of combined British and Irish touring rugby sides from 1888.
For hordes of traveling fans dressed in the team's replica red shirts, a Lions tour is a huge multinational jamboree.
Where are the Lions going in 2017?
New Zealand, land of the Long White Cloud. Land of the All Blacks.
The famous Kiwi side is the no.1 ranked team in the world and in 2015 became the first team to win back-to-back World Cups.
What soccer is to Brazil, rugby is to New Zealand.
Given the Lions is a scratch side coming together every four years, victory is hard to come by.
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In 11 Lions tours to New Zealand stretching back to 1904 (the first six tours were to both New Zealand and Australia), the visitors have triumphed once, a 2-1 victory in 1971.
On their last visit in 2005 the Lions suffered a 3-0 "blackwash."
In all there have been 38 Tests between New Zealand and the Lions, with the Kiwis winning 29.
Four years ago in Australia, the Lions won the three-Test series 2-1, the first victory since 1997.
This time there will be seven warm-up games against provincial opposition and three Tests against the All Blacks, between June 3 and July 9.
See below for full fixture list.
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Squad
The squad of about 37 players will be named on April 19 in London. The identity of the captain will also be revealed by head coach Warren Gatland -- the New Zealander is the Wales coach on a sabbatical for his second stint with the Lions.
Picking the make-up of the squad is the main challenge for the coach and his backroom team. How many players in each position do you take? How do you balance accusations of bias against different nationalities?
In 2005, England's 2003 World Cup-winning coach Sir Clive Woodward was in charge and picked 25 Englishmen in a giant 45-man squad. Gatland's smaller squad for Australia in 2013 featured nine Englishmen, 15 Welshman, 10 from Ireland and three from Scotland.
Occasionally, some big-name players miss out.
Being selected for a Lions tour is one of the highest honors in the game. The ultimate is making the Test team.
"Well as far as I'm concerned, it's the greatest honor a British or Irish rugby player can get," former Scotland captain Gavin Hastings told CNN.
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Hastings, widely considered one of Scotland's best ever players, was part of two Lions tours: one victorious, one a narrow defeat.
"They were great experiences and you can look back at them with a lot of positive memories and for me that's what it's all about.
"I think it's a recognition that you are one of the best players amongst your peers and the four home countries.
"You've got an ability and an opportunity to go down with the Lions and play one of the very best sides in the Southern hemisphere and try and win a test series. The challenge is massive."
England's 2003 World Cup-winning captain Martin Johnson echoes Hastings' comments, describing the Lions tour as a "mystical" event.
"It's a very special thing -- it doesn't exist in most sports to have an amalgamated team of Great Britain and the whole of Ireland to go on a tour," he told CNN.
"It's very special, having the best of the best in any given period. Some guys make their name and they're more famous as Lions than anything else so it is a great thing to do.
"They are part of the history of the game -- real part of the history of the game, so it is very special."
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Lions lore
How to turn four nations into one and forge a spirit of unity in a week before setting off on tour is the crux of the Lions. In the old days, a good old-fashioned knees-up did the job.
Before the successful 1997 tour to South Africa, which the Lions won 2-1, the squad frequented a local pub near their training base in Hampshire, England.
"That is what won us the series, that week before we got on the plane," ex-England scrum-half and three-time Lion Matt Dawson told BBC Sport.
"It involved a couple of nights of just sitting in a room with a keg of beer, telling stories, and just getting to know players. That relationship just blossomed as the tour went on."
Four years later, a more corporate approach to team building was in vogue. After a fitness boot camp, the Lions took part in dragon boat racing, high-wire assault courses, trust-building problem-solving exercises, and playing a variety of musical instruments in a pop-up band.
There were even deep discussion sessions where players were asked to bare their soul. Martyn Williams told of the death of his brother. Dawson discussed a recent relationship break-up.
In 2005, Woodward had his players paint pictures for a giant collage, and perform sketch shows in front of teammates.
Sharing rooms with players from other nations, players' committees, drawing up codes of conduct known as "Lions laws," and secondary roles such as entertainments officers also help break the ice.
Motivational speeches before big games and inspirational oratories from coaches help instill Lions lore.
Forwards coach Jim Telfer made a stirring speech in 1997 that is still remembered with reverence.
Among his gems were:
"Many are considered, few are chosen."
"This is your Everest, boys."
Head coach Ian McGeechan delivered an equally moving message before the second Test in Durban in 1997.
"You will meet each other in the street in 30 years' time and there will just be a look and you'll know just how special some days in your life are."
Controversy
All part of the fun of a Lions tour is the tittle-tattle that accompanies the circus. It starts with the composition of the squad and is always bubbling in the background.
In theory, the Test team is selected based on form in the warm-up games, but look out for murmurs of discontent from some of the "dirttrackers," the name given to the players destined only to feature against provincial opposition.
Being a "good tourist" is one of the character traits looked for when initial selection is on a knife-edge. Midweek captain Donal Lenihan's "Doughnuts" in 1989 were an example of a midweek side who knuckled down, won their matches and admirably supported the Test team.
The 1993 dirt-trackers were reportedly less disciplined and "went off tour," arguably to the detriment of the Test squad.
Modern attrition rates, however, mean injuries are more prevalent. Often the eventual Test team bears little resemblance to most people' s picks before the tour.
In 2001, Dawson got into trouble for a newspaper column he wrote criticizing the regime which was published in the Daily Telegraph on the morning of the first Test. He was nearly sent home, although captain Martin Johnson said if Dawson went, he would go too.
Later in the tour, Austin Healey found himself in hot water with a ghost-written column laying into Australia and lock Justin Harrison, calling him a "plod" and a "plank."
On the ill-fated New Zealand tour in 2005, one of the charges against Woodward was the decision to appoint former Labour spin doctor Alistair Campbell as communications manager.
Then there is the on-field controversy. Over the years there have been many incidents of home sides attempting to take out key Lions.
Notable examples include Australian Duncan McRae pummeling Ronan O'Gara, who needed 11 stitches in his face, in 2001 and the double spear tackle on Brian O'Driscoll by All Blacks Tana Umaga and Keven Mealamu in 2005.
The most notorious tales come from the 1974 tour to South Africa and the infamous "99" call, devised by Lions captain Willie John McBride.
The idea was that if one Lions player was on the receiving end of illegal brutality, the shout would be a signal for everyone else to join the fray.
According to McBride, it was only used once, in a bad-tempered midweek game against Eastern Province. The mayhem lasted seconds, but the Lions had made their point.
When word got out the myth grew. The message was that these guys were not to be messed with.
Even so, the third Test in Port Elizabeth was dubbed the "Battle of Boet Erasmus Stadium" after a series of all-in brawls.
Lions in numbers
70,000 ($88,000) -- The reported wage for playing on the 2017 Lions tour. Win bonuses for Test matches could take a player's earnings for the six-week tour to close to 100,000 ($125,000).
17 -- Most caps won by a British and Irish Lion, held by Ireland's Willie John McBride on five tours between 1962-1974.
10 -- Number of matches on the 2017 tour, including three Tests.
7 -- The Lions will play in seven different cities against eight different opponents.
50,000 -- Capacity of Auckland's Eden Park, the host stadium for the first and third Tests and the midweek game against Auckland Blues.
37 -- The All Blacks are on an unbeaten streak of 37 matches against any opposition at Eden Park stretching back to 1994.
4,600,000 -- The population of New Zealand.
103,500 -- the area, in square miles, of New Zealand spread across the north and south islands.
Fixtures in full
June 3 -- Provincial Union XV v Lions -- Toll Stadium, Whangarei
June 7 -- Blues v Lions -- Eden Park, Auckland
June 10 -- Crusaders v Lions -- AMI Stadium, Christchurch
June 13 -- Highlanders v Lions -- Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin
June 17 -- New Zealand Maori v Lions -- International Stadium, Rotorua
June 20 -- Chiefs v Lions -- Waikato Stadium, Hamilton
June 24 -- New Zealand v Lions -- First Test, Eden Park, Auckland
June 27 -- Hurricanes v Lions -- Westpac Stadium, Wellington
July 1 -- New Zealand v Lions -- Second Test, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
July 8 -- New Zealand v Lions -- Third Test, Eden Park, Auckland
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