#this was his slutty beefcake era

[thebramblewood]

Learning to party spellcaster style (when you're a reclusive and perpetually gloomy vampire), part one.

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Emilia: Morgyn, you came!

Morgyn: I really shouldn't be fraternizing with students.

Grace: You say that every time and yet you keep showing up anyway.

Emilia: Face it. We’re way more fun to hang out with than Sadsack Silversweater and Frigid Faba.

Morgyn: [laughs guiltily] God, that’s terrible. I hope you don't call them that to their faces. They’re really not so bad.

Emilia: Oh, please. We’re here for your classes, not the tedious snoozefests those dusty old bags call lectures.

Grace: Oh, you brought a date! How charming!

Morgyn: This is Caleb. Promise you’ll go easy on him. I’m afraid he doesn't get out much.

Tomax: [sniffs suspiciously] You really invited a vampire on campus, Ember?

Morgyn: Don't worry. You wouldn’t hurt a fly, would you, darling?

Caleb: Fangs off, I promise.

Emilia: Not even a little nibble? How disappointing. I’ve always wondered what that felt like.

Grace: Emilia! You’re engaged!

Emilia: Yeah, and?

Tomax: [narrows eyes] I can’t say I’ve ever met a vampire who doesn’t bite.

Emilia: Get real, Tomax! You’ve never met a vampire, period.

Grace: Don't mind them. I’m Grace, and we're happy to have you. The more the merrier!

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Emilia: Caleb, you must try Grace’s spiked potion. It’ll make you float, I swear!

Tomax: If you want to hang with us, bloodsucker, you'd better be ready to party.

Caleb: Is this stuff even vampire-safe?

Morgyn: I… don’t actually know.

Caleb: [mock gasps] The Sage of Untamed Magic doesn’t have an answer?

Morgyn: I’m sure it won’t kill you. Well, pretty sure.

Caleb: Bottoms up, I guess.

Tomax: You’re a real fucking wizard, Grace. This was your best batch yet.

Emilia: [giggles] I’m on cloud nine!

Grace: Am I the only one feeling claustrophobic in here?

Tomax: No, we need fresh air.

Emilia: I know! Let’s fly to the Gardens!

[venice-bitch-xo]

boom. Wollt ihr das Bett in Flammen sehen | Asche zu Asche | Das Alte Leid | Heirate mich | Bestrafe mich | Du hast | Eifersucht | Links 2,3,4 | Spieluhr | Zwitter | Rein Raus | Reise, Reise | Mein Teil | Los | Amerika | Moskau  | Morgernstern | Stein um Stein | Amour | Benzin | Te quiero puta! | Feuer und Wasser | Ein Lied | Rammlied   | Weiner Blut | Mehr | Wilder Wein | Kokain | Diamant | Weit weg | Tattoo

Wollt ihr das Bett in Flammen sehen: a Rammstein song you relate to? Liebe ist ein wildes Tier, so Amour (I know, shocker)

Asche zu Asche: favorite Rammstein member? That‘s a hard one, but I gotta say Till. Cause if it weren‘t for that beefcake of a wonderful man I don‘t know if I would‘ve even started listening to them. I was just so blown away by his addicting presence.

Das Alte Leid: Something you want to try.

I wanna try living vegetarian or vegan sometime.

Heirate mich: Your thoughts on marriage

Well I think if someone wants to marry, good for them. But I think it‘s not for me. Can you guess that I‘m a child of divorce haha?

Bestrafe mich: Are you into BDSM?

I haven‘t tried it so I can‘t really say, but it‘s kinda interesting.

Du hast: favorite historical moment

Englands break from Rome and the Pope, the Tudor era is just very interesting to me. Also can‘t wait for the day Trump get‘s impeached, that‘ll be my fav historical moment then.

Eifersucht: Are you a jealous person?

Yes. I‘d love to say no cause I‘m trying to work on that, but I‘m insecure k.

Links 2,3,4: Would you do a bad thing for the right reasons?

I don‘t know, depends. I think I have tho in the past.

Spieluhr: Do you prefer being alone or with people?

Well, I love spending a freaking huge amount of time with my friends, but there‘s also times where I don‘t even leave my rooms for like days lmao.

Zwitter: Your kink

I got a severe daddy kink and also a breeding kink. Don‘t @ me.

Rein Raus: The craziest thing you’ve ever done

Can‘t even say that on here lol.

Reise, Reise: List of places you’ve visited

Several islands in Croatia and some vacation destinations in Italy, Barcelona, London, Berlin and also Krakow.

Mein Teil: A random fact about yourself

I‘m collecting vinyls.

Los: What is the purpose of life?

If I knew what the purpose of my life was maybe I wouldn’t be this unhappy lol

Amerika: Do you believe in any conspiracies?

Yes but just a few.

Moskau: If you met a member of Rammstein, what would you do?

If I wouldn‘t faint I‘d probably cry tears of joy and I‘d ask for an autograph and maybe a picture if they‘re in the mood.

Morgenstern: A fear/phobia

I‘m kinda scared of the depths of the ocean and lakes in general. I hate buoys.

Stein um Stein: Favorite mythological god/goddess; definitely Loki.

Amour: Are you a romantic? I‘m not in the mood for romance very often.

Benzin: What drugs have you tried? Just smoked a little.

Te quiero puta! : Sluttiest thing you’ve done

Called someone drunk and invited them over to a pretty late hour just for a bang and them kinda threw them out afterwards. Dunno if that‘s slutty, I don‘t regret nothing tho.

Feuer und Wasser: Which element do you like most? Gotta say water.

Ein Lied: Someone you idolize and why

Natalie Dormer, cause she‘s beautiful, intelligent, funny and confident. Someone could just strive for these traits and she‘s kind of a role model to me.

Rammlied: carefree or cautious? I‘m a pretty carefree person. A bit too carefree sometimes lmao.

Wiener Blut: Your favorite book

The Bloodlines Series, love me some fantasy books.

Mehr: Do you have a personal motto?

Fear is the mind-killer. Stole that from Natalie Dormer tho.

Wilder Wein: top 3 favorite movies

Damn that‘s not enough. I love Crimson Peak, Cruel Intentions and the Lord Of The Rings-Movies.

Kokain: favorite video game

I‘m not really a gamer, just spend an unhealthy amount with Sims and my Nintendo tho.

Diamant: weirdest thing about you

Dunno, I think my friends could answer that one better

Weit weg: something you’re proud of; I‘m proud I made it through school cause that shit was hell to me and also that I‘m creative and my nail art.

Tattoo: any scars; Well yeah, from when I had chicken-pox, cause I had no self control and just scratched myself all the time lol. Also scratches from my cat and self-harm. But nothing to worry about I‘m fine now.

Damn Enno, this took me like an hour xD