#this was funnier in my head im sorry LMFAOOO

[motor-city-selfryed]

*stares at you the way nick does*

*stares back at you the way chris jericho does*

[starry-bi-sky]

The world blurs into a mess of oil smears as Danny's stolen away into Gotham's smog-smudged skies and sickly yellow light, and he clings onto the shadow of a man he met like a lifeline. It is a lifeline for all he cares, as they get further and further away from Vlad.

Half his face is smudged into the man's body armor, and Danny's only partly aware of the blood he's smearing onto the... fabric? The material -- on his shoulder. He's got half a mind to apologize. He doesn't.

Instead, through the loud whistling of the wind, Danny mutters a string of slurry, delirious "thank you's" on a repetitive loop. He's not even sure if he can be heard, but the terror in his heart turns into pained relief anyways.

Flying always makes him feel better -- the chill, the pressure, the weightlessness -- and it feels even better now. For a moment he can forget that Vlad stuck blood blossom extract into his veins. He sighs out, eyes closing, and almost regrets it when blood covers his teeth.

His reprieve is broken a cruel, few moments later when they land on a rooftop with a sharp -- at least to him -- drop, and with it so does his stomach. The hand splaying against his back jostles him curtly.

"Hey," The shadows whisper, Danny blinks his eyes sluggishly open, and blearily sees the white reflectors of the man's eyes looking at him. "Keep your eyes open."

"Sorry." He murmurs, nose scrunching up as nausea roils unpleasantly in his stomach. He licks his lips again, his blood is drying on his skin, and it feels like paint sticking onto him. It's uncomfortable. "The wind f'lt nice."

They're running across the rooftop, the jostling movement only makes him feel worse. But the shadows said to keep his eyes open, and Danny figures that's a pretty smart idea considering Danny's predicament. But he's going to vomit if he keeps looking at the world spinning around him...

He makes a mental compromise and buries his face into the crook of the man's neck, clawing at his shoulders to try and keep purchase. He latches his fingers onto the cape and despite his trembling arms, refuses to let go.

Danny only turns his head when there's a sharp pain in his lungs, he presses his forehead into his shoulder and coughs blood over his pauldron.... oops. "Sorry," he repeats, voice hoarse, "'m gettin' blood on you..."

"Hn. It'll come off." He's told, and Danny blinks lazily again, nodding curtly. The man's voice sounds nice, as raspy and soft as it is. But before he can tell him that, they're in the air again, the wind whistling in his ears.

Danny relishes in it, but keeps the thought in the back of his mind. Up until they land again, and as another wave of sickly nausea and pins-needles pain washes over him like the tide, he blurts out; "I like yr'voice."

...He doesn't get a response back.

Danny drifts in and out of consciousness, with the Night jolting him awake every so often with a sharp, quiet reminder to keep with him. Danny doesn't bother deigning a real verbal response to that beyond wordless grumbles and mumbles. A few times he stops to cough up his lungs -- even once gagging on air like a cat trying to spit up a hairball. Nothing comes out, and Danny is more embarrassed and exhausted than he is anything else. He wants to vomit, but he's terrified of what might come out if he does.

The man picks up greater speed after that.

Eventually they leave the roof to the stars -- as hidden as they are amongst the sickly clouds -- and drop down into an even darker alleyway than the one Danny found the horned man in. They land on something, and the man slides them off onto the ground.

There's a gentle hissing sound, and Danny opens his eyes just as the man places him in a leather seat and straps him in. "Wh're w'goin?" He asks, lolling his head to the side to peer up tiredly.

"Somewhere I can help you."

Danny already knows he was doing this to help him -- the man wouldn't have taken him away from Vlad otherwise. But still, he can't help the tears pooling up in his eyes and beading on his eyelashes; threatening to drip down his face and mix into the blood.

There's a lump in his throat that he swallows down with a side of copper, but he manages a smile. He can't get the words out, but he hopes the man can see the hope in his eyes.

I am loudly pushing the batdad agenda i am loudly pushing the— DPxDC Prompt

“Woah. You look like shit."

Granted, that’s probably not the first thing Danny should be saying to the guy that just bit the curb, but in his defense; he’s not running on 100% right now either.

The man -- tall, towering, and broader than Danny is tall -- whips around on his heel, black frayed cape flaring out impressively. Danny would've whistled in appreciation, but he takes the time instead to wipe the back of his hand across his mouth, smearing the blood running from his nose across his cheek.

"Sorry." He blinks widely, not even flinching as the man with the horns zeroes in on him. "That was rude of me. I have a really bad brain-to-mouth filter; Sam says its what always gets me into trouble."

And she's not wrong either, per say. His smart mouth is what landed him in this situation -- with blood blossom extract running through his veins and cannibalizing the ectoplasm in his bloodstream. Thanks Vlad.

The man grunts at him; a short, curt "hm" that shouldn't make Danny smile, but he does because he's somewhat delirious and probably concussed. The man keeps some kind of distance, sinking towards the shadows of Gotham's alleyway like he dares to melt right into it.

If it's supposed to scare Danny, it doesn't work. Danny's never been afraid of the dark; he's always been able to hide himself in it. He blinks slowly at the mass of shadows.

"You look hurt." The shadows says, blurring together around the edges. Danny squints, and licks his lips to get the blood dripping down his chin off. Ugh, he hates the taste of blood.

"I am." He says, "My godfather poisoned me. M'dying." The agony of the blood blossom eating him from the inside out looped back around to numbing a while ago, so all he feels is half-awake and dazed.

"Hey," Danny stumbles forward towards the man, a bloodied hand reaching out to him. "You-- you're a hero, right? You're not attacking me; which is more than I can say for most costumed people I've met." Maybe it's a poor bar to judge someone at, but he's already established that Danny's not in his right mind.

The man makes no change in expression, but Danny realizes blearily that it's hard to tell with the shadows on his face. He stays still long enough for Danny to latch onto the cape -- stretchy, but almost soft under his fingers.

He looks up blearily into the whites of the man's eyes. "Can you help me? I don't-- I don't wanna die." Again. He doesn't wanna die again. He blinks slow and lizard-like. "I mean- I'll probably get to see mom and dad again, but I told them I'd at least try and make it to adulthood."

There's a clatter down the street, and Danny's ghost sense chills up his spine and leaves a bitter, ashy taste in his mouth. He immediately knows who it belongs to even before the deceptively gentle; "Daniel?" echoes down the way.

"Daniel? Quit your games, badger, Gotham is dangerous for children."

Danny's mouth pulls back, and blood spills against his tongue. "Please." He rasps, and grabs onto the shadow's cape with both hands. "Please. He's going to kill me. Please--"

"Daniel? Is that you?"

His lips part, dragging in air to plead with the darkness again. He doesn't need to, the whites of his eyes narrow, and the cape whirls around him before Danny can blink. Soon swaddled in shadows, the Night lifts him up, and steals him away.

[lisascumslut78]

would you tell me about your wips 👀 if i looked at you like this 👀 until you told me 👀

OKAY!! finally had time and energy to do this i'm sorry 😭

okay so. most of these are like. darna/darlentina/reginarda and a few odd ones (surprisingly, almost all this is filipino. huh.) but anyway.

let's get the darna/darlentina/reginarda wips out first!!

5+1 things darlentina or five times narda saves regina and one time she doesn't.

this is my baby. the very first fic i've written for this fandom and it's very very special to me lsdkjfsld. i add to it little little by little every once in a while but i dont think it's nowhere near finished (sorry!!) it's basically a rewrite of the whole show so, you know, it's going to be a big one lmfaooo. i'm going to take what i want from canon and throw the rest in the trash. still deciding if i want it chapter by chapter or just one big oneshot thing. hm.

fake dating au

yeah fake dating. although not in the way you'd expect. regina thinks narda and darna are dating. so to keep regina off her back and from finding out she's both, narda thought it'd be a great idea to throw off regina by letting her think she's dating the superhero. this was funnier in my head. this one's a very recent wip, had the thought while in the middle of class one day lmfao

woman of her dreams (yeah no im not good with this)

okay so. basically regina keeps dreaming about this girl since like. she was a child. up until adulthood she keeps dreaming about her. she never has a name, only vague flashes of her facial features, her hands, her smile etc. semi-canon. narda is still half alien, but they dont meet the same. until they do meet and regina's so shocked she falls off the balcony.

gala smut

basically what the title says lkdjflfdfg. i remember working on this when the first few weeks the show was airing and like i was running on pure emotion that time. what a time indeed. well anyway. they fuck in a bathroom. so yea.

a scene rewrite

there was just this really really annoying scene in the show that i just. had to fix ya know? like. girl. she would not say that. so yeah.

friends with benefits au

was once again driven by pure emotion with this. bc like. that would be so so good. it'd be so angsty and like. i haven't really read anything like it in the fandom before so!!

regina almost dies

yeah so if you haven't seen the show regina dies (but only briefly) and like. i wanted to fix that because of how stupid they set it up like. GIRL. she was too far from that tree to pierce her oh my god???

ALRIGHT. i think i'm done with the reginarda wips. on to some other ones i have :D

i'm just going to list some of them off since i don't really remember where i wanted them to go lmfao.

chapter two of my lilanette fwb

lilanette childhood friends au

lilanette secretly friends au

a barbie oneshot

needifer x mean girls au

okay. with this one, my sister and i suddenly had a brain fart thinking what if jennifer survived and needy moved to chicago or something and attended northshore. fucking insane i know. it was supposed to be a collab thing but my sister didn't really want to anymore so i'm mostly the one working on it.

rookie exes au

okay so. rookie is a filipino movie about the new kid who doesn't play volleyball (she only plays basketball), joins the volleyball team, and falls in love with the team captain. the captain dislikes her at first but, you know, her swagless looks and cringe fail autistic personality eventually captivates her. you know, basic shit.

it's a very... feel good movie i would say. it didn't really resonate with me as much as i was hoping it would but, it's a good watch, i think.

i wanted to imagine them not too far into the future but they're not together. (though, the movie leaves us with an ambiguous ending regarding their relationship, first off) i just love exes aus. ough. oh yeah it's sapphic.

this is entirely too long omfg. i doubt it'll be an interest to anyone but maybe a couple of people but!!! yeah i kind of wanted to share this too. kinda.

[bunnys-babies]

Hiyaaa I was thinking how do you think guys from Aot would react to being hit on in front of their so. I feel like some of them would be pretty dense and just think the other person was just being friendly so you’d have to be all like no they’re not friendly they’re hitting on you cause you’re hot 🙄🙄🙄

OMG AJDKANDNF YES - lemme list from least to most dense here:

Zeke

Mainly because he always thinks everybody’s flirting with him at least a little LOL, and then he sees how ur reacting and he’s like yeah.. ofc they’re flirting w me good lord 🙄 he likes to think he’s not ~rude so he won’t just walk away from them but immediately after the conversation he’s looking at you like wtf 😨

Porco

He’s just really good at reading people I truly believe that, and he’s very blunt so he picks up on it quick. Also isn’t afraid to be brutally honest, like will tell them to quit flirting with him it’s weird with NO shame. Just 😐 ew why are you doing that kinda vibe yfm

Armin

AGAIN he knows the vibe LMAOOO, might take him a little bit longer cause he’s giving them the benefit of the doubt. But once it keeps continuing after a certain amount of time he stops being smiley and is very short in conversation until they get awkward or get the gist and leave for sure.

Eren

He’s not picking up on it quick cause tbh he’s just not listening LMFAOOO. He’s too busy focusing on the song that’s stuck in his head and thinking about what y’all are gonna eat in a bit. It takes something like very clearly flirty to happen and it catches him off guard. Most likely has a facial reaction that he doesn’t think about holding back and it becomes a very awkward situation 😭

Bertholdt

He’s kind of in the middle! Also someone who really likes to believe that yk they’re just being nice! He’d definitely put the pieces together though once he sees how tense you are and is thinking hmmm… are they, are they flirting? He probably wouldn’t do nothing too crazy besides maybe squeeze your hand a little tighter or rub your arm to let you know he notices it but he’s gonna be polite. Mainly talking about it afterwards with you probably 😭

Connie

He just straight up doesn’t notice, which makes it funnier cause he’s definitely just being nice and friendly and they’re starting to get relentless a little. But then YOU say something about him being your boyfriend or work it into convo somehow and he’s like, huh…. Odd… what’s going on here.. afterwards he’s like OH lmao what a weirdo PLS

Jean

He’s only so far down cause he’s too busy being focused on you always 💀 LIKE THATS IT - similar to eren but not as spacey just couldn’t care less about what this random person keeps talking to him for 😭😭😭

Reiner

I’m sorry but he is SO clueless. He just is. Someone gives him a discount cause he’s hot and they make it clear they’re giving ~him a discount and he’s just like oh thanks! Babe we get a discount! :D!

Levi

:///// he’s just.. sigh. He doesn’t know okay because he also just doesn’t care enough about this minuscule conversation😭 and when you tell him afterwards he’s just like oh okay, why? Did they think something was gonna happen? Like you’re clearly my s/o? Weird asf. If you were super jealous though or bothered by it he’d literally be like calm down I’m leaving here with you right? 😭 IM SORRY BUT HES LIKE ??? It’s fine I’m ~your boyfriend

[officialseungcheol]

27, 30, 31, 36, 40, 41, 45, 46, 57, 65, 66, 83, 113, 114, 117, 124, 128, 136, 148, 149, 152, 168, 171, 175, 180, 187, 197, 202, 209, 217 have fun~ :))

27. Do you have any “rules” about food?

no meat. other than that, i don’t care.

30. What do you think you’re really good at?

giving advice? i think a lot of people have told me i give good advice.

31. What do you think you’re really bad at?

i’m bad at consoling people when they cry. i always struggle to find words that they want to hear.

36. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?

nahh. i’m super boring and tbh, i’m not close to people enough that they’d have anything to say.

40. What do you think about the most? 

I....actually have no idea. Probably about whether I have homework or not LOL

41. Share 2 habits:

I can’t sleep without the bed being made and

I never wear clothes that show a lot of skin. idk i just feel uncomfortable showing too much skin. ;;

45. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

absolutely not. i don’t even think my life is the same from a month ago.

46. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

if it was painful/humiliating, then yes unfortunately ;;

57. An unknown fact about your life: 

i didn’t start doing my eyebrows until about two months ago.

65. Weird things you do when you’re alone:

i talk to myself. a lot actually and it’s a little scary so recently i’ve been trying to stop myself

66. Something you do without realising:

i start thinking of imaginary and completely unrealistic/nonsensical scenarios and then zone out of conversations. 

83. What is your favorite flower?

i love chrysanthemums and sunflowers. Q_Q

113. Something you’ve lied about.

my grades. i always feel a sense of shame if i’m not doing well in a class. 

114. Have you ever felt replaced?

no because i don’t make enough of an impact on people that they I would feel replaced. (i’m not being depressing but i rly do tend to live life this way)

117. Story of your first kiss?

my bf had asked me out the night before and during lunch the next day, we took a walk in the back of the school and he kissed me near the swimming pool. 

124. Do you believe in soul mates?

i believe in having many soulmates so sort of but not really!!! 

128.Are looks important in a relationship? 

i want to say no, but they play a role in the initial attraction for me!! but after that they hardly matter o:

136. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

“i hope it works out with the person you like!” 

 148. Is there someone you will never forget? 

mmmm i don’t forget people who i’ve been close to in the past. probably the first boy i ever liked enough to feel sad about when rejected.    

149. Say five ways to win your heart:

omg i don’t even think there’s 5!!

having a good sense of humor/being funny

lots of skinship/flirting a lot

complimenting me on small things 

smiling a lot or just being positive whenever possible ;;

this is all s.coups. literally just be s.coups that’ll win my heart.

152. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

ahHhH like...taking care of me? like cooking for me or cleaning for me when im least expecting it 

168. The last time you felt jealous, and why? 

my roommate because she doesn’t have to worry about money or how expensive things are. 

 171. Do you forgive betrayal?

if it was for my own good, then yes. otherwise no.

175. A description of the person you dislike the most:

someone who isn’t straightforward, someone who talks behind the backs of people they are friends with, someone who is rude to others for no reason whatsoever and starts fights when things could have been settled in a more civil fashion. someone who begs for attention. someone who disregards their parents ESPECIALLY when they’re making shitty life choices. someone who pokes fun at people’s insecurities. someone who uses racial slurs and hides behind the “POC” excuse. okay lots of things but typing this out is literally making me angry. 

180. Share a relationship story:

my boyfriend doesn’t know his way around indian food very well. he basically went to an indian restaurant like 2 weeks ago with a friend and was trying to describe to me what he ate. he said “a triangle” and so i thought he was talking about SAMOSAS. and he shook his head saying that he knew it wasn’t a samosa. in the end i deduced that hE WAS TALKING ABOUT MASALA DOSA. I LAUGHED UNTIL I FELL ON THE FLOOR IN TEARS AND HE WAS SO ANNOYED WITH ME BDSF\SDHVBF

ok sorry this story is way funnier if you know what im talking about

187. A song that’s been stuck in your head: 

“give me everything” by pitbull (kill me)  

197. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

my attitude towards learning when i was in high school! i think a lot of my problems would have been nonexistent had i changed my attitude towards school and learning!!! 

202. What is the first curse word that comes to mind?

“fuck”

209. A drunken story:

none actually! i’ve never gotten drunk. my ROOMMATE however, got so drunk at a party once that when she got home at 2 am and i was SLEEPING, she held my hand and kept telling me she loved me and i kept begging her to let me sleep LMFAOOO

217. Do you believe in fate/destiny?

well i believe in karma and the theory technically expands into fate/destiny to an extent, so yes!

send me some personal ass questions