#this was SO CUTE !!!!! Lasko you're so wonderful.

[moon-blanket]

Lasko is so sweet :')

It's always nice to hear progress between Lasko and his listener !

Asking if they're okay, and that they're not offput by anything he did. I could cry.

Oh my gosh and he immediately jumps to reassure them that they're okay, and that it's perfectly rational to feel afraid of storms. Even if they're a Water Elemental. Because above their powers, and their connection to it, they're still a Human. How water is just One part of it, there's plenty of other things to be scared of-- wind, lightning, thunder.

He asks if it's okay to hug them, or if they'd rather not have touch at all. :(( Whispering that he truly means that they're incredible, even with their fears. Reminding them that no one gets to decide what they can be afraid of. Thanking them for sharing this part of them with him, and trusting him to see it and to help.

And he puts on music, letting them pick whatever they want to listen to, and offers to watch shows/movies as he wraps them in a blanket and discusses getting drinks and snacks and games. He's so delightful. What a guy. :') I hope his listener feels so loved, and i hope they get to relax !

[autisticempathydaemon]

Hi Lexi! It's so much fun that you're doing match-ups! 💜 If I may, I'd like to ask for one, please?

To answer a few of your questions,

I have no idea what an Enneagram type is. All I know is I'm an INTJ, a Scorpio, and a Slytherin. All of which makes me sound like a villain but I promise I'm actually ridiculously polite and friendly. Mama raised me right

My go-to way to fall asleep has been listening to ASMR for 7 years now. Back in college, my apartment was literally right next to the freeway and it was always so loud that I needed to listen to something else. Which is when I discovered and delved into it for the first time and have stuck around ever since.

I have so many different names I'd consider changing mine to but I really like Aurora "Rory"

My brand-new favorite Redacted audio is Avior's S1 finale. I've been waiting for so long. Hopefully that doesn't give away who I am lol. Other favorites include all of Elliott's happy ones, the Elemental boys non-canon confessions (Huxley's is my favorite of the three), and almost all of Caelum's playlist. My son

I don't really get the hype for Yanderes in general but Blake in particular, like, I got nothin'.

I could literally stand in front of you and quote The Incredibles front to back, doing Very Bad Impressions of all the character voices, and bad vocal renditions of the soundtrack. I watched it every day when I was like 8-9. I love that movie.

I would also like Cam and Caelum to be my best friends.

Fun fact: my go-to ramble is also space! I watched one (1) Bill Nye video on the sun when I was like 8 or 9 and I was hooked. Fast forward to college and I got a 97% overall in Honors Astronomy my freshman year and my honors program advisor looked at my transcript and went, "How did you get that high of an A in Honors Astronomy?" and I was like, "It wasn't hard???" And my advisor goes, "Yes it is! No one gets that high of an A in Honors Astronomy." And I'm sitting there like, "Well, uh... I did." Also, in said Honors Astronomy class, the professor put up two nearly-identical graphics (emission spectrum of hydrogen) and asked what the difference between the top and bottom ones were and I raised my hand and said, "The bottom one is red-shifted" (not knowing he was about to introduce the Doppler Effect but already knowing what that was) and my professor stares at me for a solid 10 seconds in stunned silence and said, "I've been teaching this course for 20 years and you're the first one to get that question right on the first try." So... yeah. Big space nerd. 🌟

One other thing that says a lot about me is that I adore that the Redacted d(a)emon aesthetic is music and stars. Music was the first thing I was taught to love by my musician family, and the stars were the first thing I loved for myself.

Also if I were an Empowered race, I'd definitely be a Freelancer, but one with a heavy emphasis in Dreamwalking, Psychokinesis, Fire Elemental Command, and Electro Command. I'm not cool enough to be a specialized race. Oh man I'm a rambler. I'll stop now.

Don’t stop the rambling; I think it’s wonderful, and you know what? So would Lasko.

I think it’d be so cute to have a thoughtful and rambly partner for Lasko. Conversations are a push and pull, and I think Lasko is too often one or the other, trying so hard. Because of that, I imagine it would be so peaceful and quieting for him to not feel like he has to talk or contribute and to be able to just listen and be there for you.

Overall, Lasko is uniquely situated to uplift and care for you. INTJs (and Slytherins to an extent) are characterized as intelligent, ambitious, and virulently independent. Lasko, who strikes me somewhere on the brink of an ISFJ, would be a lovely partner for you in that his hardworking nature and ambition would not combat or stifle yours but would support it.

Song:

What's the hurry/ When you know that you've got me/ Don't you worry, I've nowhere to be/ Other than right next to you

I went looking specifically through my Lasko/OC playlist for this one, and I was not disappointed. Lasko is such a ride or die dude, you feel me? He’s so dedicated to the people he loves and the family he’s chosen, so once he chooses you, there’s nothing stopping him.

Runner-Ups:

Anton also strikes me as a wonderful listener; I can easily picture him tinkering with some machinery while nodding and humming and listening to you wax poetic about the music playing in his workshop. Vincent would also be a good listener, not by his own virtue but just by being a fuckin simp. He’s the type who’d have his chin perched on his hands, starry eyed and mooning as you infodump and trying his honest to god best to understand what you’re saying even if he has no clue.

Note: I don’t think you sound like a villain! I’m an INTJ, and my boyfriend is a Slytherin, so you’re in fantastic company in my opinion 💜

Want a match-up of your own? Read this post, and tell me about yourself!

[colloquialcolival]

Redacted ASMR Fic Prompts

Hi! I have a very extensive fic idea list, and I reasoned that a good chunk will take me forever to get to, so I decided to grab a few of them and release them into the wild. Feel free to grab them and do anything that you want with them as long as you tag me when it's posted, no need to ask for permission first! Also, many people can work for the same prompt, it's like that!

The way this is structured is with a title, and then a short description of the AU/prompt! Happy snatching :)

Non-Canon Ship Prompts

And I watched the burning grow [Damien/Lasko, Meeting each other's parents]

Rotten Work is Oft Forgot [Gavin/Christian, Post-Inversion Bodyguard AU]

Two can keep a secret [Adam/Alexis, Feeding Spree AU]

Drowning in a wishing well [Darlin/Milo, Fairytale AU]

Where we begin is not where we end [Avior/Gavin Strangers to Lovers Coffeeshop Meet Cute]

Love me as I crumble to debris [Vega/Kody, Vega solo fugitive AU]

In Sickness and In Hell [Avior/Blake, Together Hell Pocket AU]

Here Comes The Sun (It's Alright) [Lasko/Sweetheart/Milo Post Inversion 5+1 Getting Together]

Strike me down, Woeful Crusader [Damien/Avior Department Reform]

oh lord save me, my drug is my baby [Ollie/Mentor/Ivan/Smartass/Aaron Polycule, Daily Life]

Canon Ship Prompts

Leave all your love and your longing behind [David/Angel, Angel getting fired hurt/comfort]

Look at me now, I'm falling (more than this) [Damien/Huxley, pre-inversion getting together]

What happened to those wonderful adventures? [Sam/Darlin, Backwards Time Travel AU]

So I wait on you like a lonely house [Gavin/Freelancer, Vindemiator to Gavin Character Exploration]

you hear that, babe? we're legends [Asher/Baabe Revolution AU]

Despite everything, it's still you [Avior/Starlight, Reincarnation AU]

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night [Vincent/Lovely, Nightmare Comfort 5+1]

He's an underwhelming kind of sleuth [Gavin/Freelancer & Guy/Honey Friendship]

Fool's Gold [Milo/Sweetheart, Thief/Detective AU]

Oh where do we begin? The rubble or our sins? [Blake & Listener Post-Inversion Relationship Study]

Non-Ship Prompts

Beyond Sympathy, Beyond Humanity [Caelum, Vega, Gavin Role/D(a)emonswap]

It's your god-forsaken right to be loved [David & Darlin' Roleswap Found Family]

There is rapture on the lonely shore [Avior Hell Pocket Epistolary/Diary writing]

Leave me alone (I'm Lonely) [Asher & Pack Self-Isolation Hurt/Comfort]

Memories are playing in my dull mind (Paper Hearts) [Pre-Inversion Xavier Letters/Epistolary]

I am mourning / I am morning / and I will break [Vega Maleficent AU]

The future's not ours to see (que sera, sera) [Morgan Headcanon Childhood]

You're gonna rattle the stars, you are [William & Vincent Early Relationship Study]

Singularity (as the world caves in) [Canon! Caelum in the Imperiumverse]

All great and precious things are lonely [Camelopardalis & Any Character Friendship AU]

[free-boundsoul]

You’re kind to me, so that’s enough for my sense to go off.

Ohhh, I see. So the odds are stacked against Gavin? Well, if anyone can work through that, it’s Gavin. He’s a very determined guy when he wants to be. That’s actually really cute. Eren doesn’t mind playing with water, even though he’s a cat?

It’s the perfect match. Oh, that sounds good. How do you caramelize peanuts? It’s probably more than just heating them, right? Otherwise they’d be charred. What we should do if have Gavin conjure something but have him keep it a secret as to what. If we taste it blindly, we’ll be able to get a real impression as to how it tastes. Think Gavin can keep his big mouth shut for once?

I’m so glad you had fun! I did, too. Oh, good. I’m glad Lasko found some new players for his D&D game. Oh, that must’ve been cool to feel. Is an incohate aura similar to a freelancer’s? It would seem they are the demonic equivalent of freelancers. Oh, how nice! You’ll have a blast, I’m sure. It’s true, Freelancer. I could tell you were a little nervous, but everyone was really moved by your speech. And I think you might’ve saved them a lot of confusion, maybe even some traumatic experiences. You should be proud of yourself.

-Damien

Well of course I'm kind to you, you deserve it, Damien.

I wonder how Gavin would feel about all this praise. You hold him pretty highly, don't you? He doesn't mind playing in his water fountain or the sink. Baths are an entirely different matter. I can't tell you how many times he's drawn blood when I give him a bath.

The recipe I know is peanuts, water and sugar and heating it till boil and it starts to thicken up. I'm sure there's a recipe with actual caramel. Oh, that's a great idea! I think he'd be able to keep quiet. I wonder what he'd make?

I think it feels similar in the way that the energy feels...wild? But their aura felt so much more concentrated that mine does. Maybe because they're a demon? If you're free, would you like to join us? You really think it made that much of an impact? I mean, I hope it did, and that it can save them some confusion. Oh, I had some people ask if we were going to have another meetup like that. Maybe there will be enough interest for a club?

[free-boundsoul]

That’s cool for people who like certain aesthetics to be able to capture them. Oh, pointy ears. That’s… unexpected. Definitely no judgment to people who choose to get those types of implants. I guess I’m wondering… what magical race are they attempting to imitate with pointy ears? I don’t know of any group that has naturally pointy ears.

It’s a pretty popular franchise in the empowered world. A lot of spinoffs, prequels. Oh, and don’t get me started on the merchandise… Last holiday season, everyone absolutely have to have a plush version of the cute fox creature-thing that Igor, the sonal energetic, finds and keeps as a pet. It was THE hottest thing for a moment.

If Lasko has two cats and you have a cat, then that would mean I have access to three cats. I like that math.

Thanks again for the massage, Freelancer. No, you haven’t lost your touch at all. I feel so refreshed. Another pun, I see. How quaint. But for real, that was… incredible. I’m sorry I ever doubted you.

The woods? Did you live in the woods when you lived in the unempowered world, Freelancer? That seems like a pretty difficult place to live. With animals? What kind of animals? Aww, thanks, Freelancer. I have no doubt you could handle yourself as a kid. You can handle yourself as an adult just fine.

No need to get all mushy about it, Freelancer. Oh, Jesus, that group chat… I muted the notifications weeks ago. Everyone uses it so much, it was literally draining my phone battery every day. I can’t stand how Lasko sends ten messages when you could just put it all in one. I don’t think you should do that, Freelancer. If you do, it’s going to blow up even more and… And I see that you already sent the message. And there goes Lasko… Right on cue. Oh, no. Now Hux is emoji-bombing, too? Just great. Ugh, c’mon, Freelancer. Why must you torture me like this? I see you typing to change the name. I swear if you make it a pun, I am going to scream.

Yeah, seared vegetables sounds delicious. Here are some carrots, green beans. How about some zucchini, too? We’ve got a couple. Might as well toss them in. I’d love some peppers, but I thought you said you didn’t go for spicy stuff, Freelancer. I don't understand. Why would you cook something you don’t like?

Oh, I assure you, Freelancer, there’s nothing little about my fire.

-Damien (with an N!)

Oh, like the fae? Pointy ears like elves, I think. If I'm remembering right, some interpretations of vampires have pointy ears too? And demons? I think it's just something that's considered 'other' or 'not human' so it can be used to signify that?

There are plushies of the fox?! I mean... that's cool. It's a franchise, so I'd be able to get the other movies, right? I really want to know more about that universe. If you like cats that much, why don't you have one? Then you'd have four cats.

Haha, that pun was on purpose. You're very welcome, I hope it helped your neck? If you ever want another one, don't be afraid to ask, okay?

We lived on the outskirts of a small town, and there were woods all around the house. It was secluded, which was nice. No nosy neighbors at least but I didn't really have friends because there were no kids my age around. As for animals, all kinds. Deer, foxes, rabbits, coyotes, there was a wolf pack you could hear sometimes at night. Our dog got sprayed by a skunk once, and I had to stop her from going after a porcupine. There were a lot of wild berry bushes too, I fell into a raspberry bush once...it wasn't fun. Haha, I guess I did, even if I was accident prone. Some things don't change.

Hehe, is it really torture? And I was just going to call it Found Family. I'm not that creative. So, if you can think of anything better, I'm all ears. Oh wow, Hux is going all out too. I think some of those are button mashes. I think our next game night will be eventful!

Well, I can always pick them out. I want to make sure you and your parents like it. And you can always make fun of my abysmal tolerance for spicy food. Zucchini sounds like a great addition! Thank you, Damien.

I like playing with fire, Damie, I thought that was pretty obvious.