#this was HARD but FUN

[nabaath-areng]

Without taking new screenshots, post photos of your OCs as...

Romanceable NPC

Irritable Healer: I—I can manage on my own! I'm simply not used to these shoes yet— <gasp> Hey, put me down! ( He clings around you for support, it doesn't take long before the complaints die down, and his embrace around you squeeze just a little bit tighter than is necessary, hiding his face against you to avoid eye contact. Upon closer examination, you can clearly see that his ears are getting a little red... )

Quest-giver NPC

Short Scholar: I wish I did not have to do this. Under normal circumstances, I'd actually rather die than ask a complete stranger for this manner of help... but I have no other choice. This library did not stop to consider accommodating anyone who is smaller than a damn dhalmel. So I was wondering if... could you— <groan> Urgh, could you just grab the books on the upper shelves for me?! And don't make it obvious to the other visitors that you're helping me out!

Final Boss

The Mourning Mage: Many bodies have I buried in my endless pursuit to try and save lives... Yours will be but droplets in the colossal sea of death I have weathered. I will find the means to end this needless suffering once and for all!

(Stole this from @fourfoldfires cause wanted to do it too <3)

[ultraevenmoreinfinitepit2]

In order: Percy de Rolo, Hunter, Vash the Stampede, Sam (my OC), Astarion, Ginko, Blade Runner K, Nacho Varga, Miguel O'Hara, Eris, the Beast, Diablo 3 Crusader, Azshara, Eva 01, Gabriel (Constantine), Niles Crane, Princess Kushana, Ramiel, Marin Kitagawa, Slim (Lauren Bacall, To Have and Have Not), Alex (Ovenfree), Haruna (High School Debut), Mortimer (Lee Van Cleef, For a Few Dollars More), Iroh

Edit, to add later: Nick Valentine, Mark Grayson (Invincible), Paul Atreides

[tyrannosnore]

kaeya 💀 for ask game

(ask game)

[firstdivisiongirl]

Request: Vampire!Reader x Frankenstein Monster!Nami; Reader performing CPR on Nami to restart her heart

Hi! To be honest, I struggled a little with this but I read Wikipedia a little too much and rewrote it like 4 times. But it was fun to do something I’ve never done before! I hope it’s good and that you like it. Enjoy!

Being a vampire, you had a hard time understanding…others.  Nami was a Frankenstein monster and she was the opposite.  So when you two met, it was kind of like fate had wanted the two of you to be together.  And the two of you were thankful.  You taught Nami all about vampires and she taught you all about monsters.  You explained to her if anything was wrong with you, just get some blood, let you drink it and all will be good.  How vampires hated the sun and so much more.  But Nami already knew that.  She was just happy to see you excited to share about the one thing you knew a lot about.  It wasn’t that you were dumb but you were just too scared to learn about others because they would constantly mistreat you.  Nami didn’t care.  She was just as much of an outcast as you.

One day, the two of you were holding hands walking down the busy streets.  It was an extremely humid day but the sun wasn’t out so you were happy.  People just walked past you two.  The town had gotten used to seeing you two and accepted you.  It was nice.  But you felt uncomfortable.  All eyes were on the two of you.  But not in the usual judgemental way you were used to from other towns, but a genuine look at concern.  You felt yourself being dragged down by Nami.  When you looked to the side, you saw it.  She hit the ground hard, not moving.  You bent down next to her.  You remember Dr. Chopper, the reindeer monster doctor of the town, telling you to check for a heart beat.  You laid your ear to her chest, but you heard nothing.  This was awful.  You started to cry saying, “Please help me someone.  I can’t lose her.”

“I’ll call Dr. Chopper.  Until then, try performing CPR dear,” said the little old lady who ran the baker shop nearby.  You started to think about what Nami taught you.  First, you checked for blood.  You couldn’t smell any blood.  So no blood.  Good.  Then you placed your hands on her chest.  Thirty chest compressions.  You pushed up and down, up and down.  Why isn’t this working, you thought.  Then two breaths.  To be honest, it felt strange.  You two had been together for a year and never kissed.  You were just too awkward and Nami didn’t want to push you to do anything you weren’t comfortable with.  Still no heartbeat.  As you were about to give up you thought of something!  Nami told you about being brought to life by electrical currents running through her body powering her gear and brain.  You grabbed Nami and put her on your back.  You ran as fast as you could and reached Dr. Chopper’s office in record time.  I mean you were very very fast.  Dr. Chopper was straddled.  “Oh gosh,” he exclaimed, “I was just about to leave but looks like we can just stay here.  Y/N, what happened?”

“Nami just passed out while we were walking and her heart stopped.  I tried performing CPR but that didn’t work!  I think we need to shock her!”

Chopper started to set up the operating table with the defibrillator next to be.  You laid Nami on the table as Chopper hooked up the wires to the metal bolts on her neck.  “I’m going to count down from three okay?” Chopper stated.

“Three, two, one.”

He pressed the button.  Then all of a sudden you felt a smack on your arm.

“You idiot, I’m fine.  Why did you shock me?”

“I didn’t know what to do!  Your heart stopped and the CPR didn’t work!  I just tried to think of everything you said about Frankenstein monsters and used that!  I didn’t know how biting you would work since your a monster.  I panicked okay!”

“I was fine after the CPR.  When I was 8, my creator showed me how to stop my heart for a brief period of time, so in case anyone tried to kill me, I could play dead and continue on with my life.”

You were so confused, “but why didn’t you wake up?”

“Because I wanted you to kiss me more,” she blushed, “I never forced you to do it before but you just looked amazing today and I wanted you to.  I didn’t think you would try CPR once and then just stop and SHOCK ME!”

“Sorry, but thank you!”

Now it was Naomi’s turn to be confused. She raised an eyebrow,”why?”

“Because if you hadn’t done that, I probably would always be afraid to.  I love you, but I was just afraid you would leave because I’m a blood sucking freak.”

Nami kissed you on the cheek, “I’m not going anywhere.  I love you too.”

Finally, you kissed Nami again.  While Chopper said aww in the background.  It was a magical moment.  Her lips were soft and smelled of tangerines.  You could definitely get used to this.

Please do not copy, modify, translate, or repost my writing on other platforms. Comments, reblogs or likes are highly appreciated!

[anartificialsatellite]

The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

[noka-exe]

Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]

[itseghost]

"Unbidden, an image of Jayce smiling in bed earlier this morning comes to mind. Viktor's hand on his cheek. His slightly chapped lips. His bedhead. Stubble. His smile lines. The shape of his jaw."

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one of my favorite little scenes from coming home (but not to you) by @lesbianherald :) haven't done comics in so so long but really wanted to give it a shot lol

[astriiformes]

Really says something about the dire state of offerings for men interested in sewing their own clothes that even searching things like "interesting men's clothing patterns" brings up articles with links to four or five whole websites that primarily offer admittedly nice but practically identical patterns for making button-ups and work pants and maybe a varsity/bomber jacket if you're lucky.

(Branching out into historical costuming for everyday wear is like your one shot at variation, and even then, the ratio of men's to women's patterns on every website is frustrating to say the least.)

Patternmakers as a trans man I am begging you. Give me a little more to work with here.

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[housederiva]

Gaby Soto is a gift

Edit: I missed one!

[xxacidnekoxx]

✨✨me and my friends watch that singing alien!👽✨✨

[ciderbird]

academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”

[corrodedparadox]

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[skatesfullofsunshine]

Putting books on hold at the library has the same thrill of ordering books online, but with the added benefit of not losing any money over titles I might not enjoy.

10/10 would recommend.

[mawguai]

Went to go see the Wild Robot recently! it was a lot of fun :D

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

i redesigned the transformers one cast in the style of transformers animated!