#this version of barbarism is truly one of the best performances they ever did

[leonardcohenofficial]

favorite live smiths performance and it’s all andy rourke and that bassline; rest well sir

[heroacademiaimagines]

HP AU (Part 2)

(I’ll leave Aizawa’s not under the cut so you guys can see how it’s set up! Not everyone is in this, just class 1A but if you’d like the others I’d be happy to do them upon request!)

Aizawa Shouta: Patronus – Ragdoll cat. Blood Status – Half-blood. Quidditch Position – None. It didn’t interest him but he did help out others who wanted to train, and thus he has some knowledge of each position. Future Career – Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor (technically current career). It was a subject he was both knowledgeable about, being a former Auror, and taught with ease. He was big on not just attacking these dark spells, but on learning how to defend.

Aoyama Yuuga: Patronus – Peacock. Blood Status – Pureblood. Quidditch Position – None. He thinks Quidditch is barbaric and would rather spend his time doing worthwhile things. Future Career – Actor. He becomes quite a famous face even among muggles, using his natural charm (with some potions perhaps) to charm the audience into loving him. He retires early and writes books about his experiences, but in the muggle version of his autobiography, his school years are an outlandish lie.

Asui Tsuyu: Patronus – Great Grey Owl. Blood Status- Muggleborn. Quidditch Position – None. She didn’t much like sports nor flying, she’d prefer staying in the grounds or doing something water-related (she’d spend afternoons chatting with Giant Squid in the lake). Future Career – Muggle Relations. Being Muggleborn makes her a pro at this, and she wishes to further the understanding between Muggles and the magical world.

Ashido Mina: Patronus – Dragonfly. Blood Status – Half-blood. Quidditch Position – Chaser. She whips around the field like she owns the place, she’s quite quick and a total menace for the other team. Future Career – Professional Quidditch player. She found she had a talent and she’s a natural on a broom, so of course she followed her heart right into the thrilling competitive sport! She loves when fans begin cheering her name in the crowd.

Bakugou Katsuki: Patronus – King Cobra. Blood Status – Half-blood. Quidditch Position – Beater. This position lets him get his anger out and the others try to avoid him like a wildfire, because they know he’ll hit them as hard as he can. He often gets fouls called on him from being a little too aggressive on the field. Future Career: Auror. He has a tendency not to listen to his superiors because he’s annoyed that they went to school together, yet somehow, he became head instead of Bakugou. His bitterness doesn’t stop him from racking up awards galore from taking down dangerous dark wizards.

Hagakure Tooru: Patronus – Chameleon. Blood Status – Pureblood. Quidditch Position – Seeker. She’s pretty good on a broom, and near impossible to see, especially when flying. She works as the perfect seeker because she has a good eye for the tiny snitch, and you never know when she’s going to catch it. Future Career – Potions Professor. Her constant invisibility had made her quite infamous, and she decided her talent truly lied in teaching Potions. She’s a playful teacher who encourages her students to experiment with (safe) potions and keeps a close eye on them, though it does cause trouble for other professors.

Iida Tenya: Patronus – Cheetah.   Blood Status – Pureblood. Quidditch Position – Chaser. He was only a player for a few years before he became a Prefect, because he felt it necessary to hone certain skills Quidditch can give you. He wasn’t too enthusiastic about it and decided to take on extra classes instead. Future Career – Head of the Improper Use of Magic Office. He finds he’s very good with enforcing rules, and teaching younger students how to control their magic; he may seem rigid at first but he’s very understanding towards young first offenders, and doesn’t mind cleaning up their accidental magic as long as they show genuine remorse.

Jirou Kyouka: Patronus – Lioness. Blood Status – Half-Blood. Quidditch Position – None. She had been a part of frog choir since the start and their schedules overlap. Future Career – Lead Guitarist of a well-known all witch band. Kyouka has to follow her heart and decides it’s best she stay in music; she forms a band a few years after graduating and it leads to instant successes. She’ll often perform at special events for wizarding schools.

Kaminari Denki: Patronus – Field Mouse. Blood Status – Pureblood. Quidditch Position – Beater. He’s gotten hit with a Bludger quite a lot of times while playing this position, but enjoys the attention and worry he gets from his cuter teammates. He eventually quits before he graduates. Future Career – Bartender in Hogsmeade. He likes to stay close to Hogwarts and still interact with the magical folk; he keeps everyone in line nicely as everyone knows his shock hex can leave you sore for weeks.

Kirishima Eijirou: Patronus – Dun Stallion. Blood Status – Half-blood. Quidditch Position – Beater. He’s got the strength and the great aim to knock people right off their brooms with the Bludger, though he always apologizes after the game, especially if he hurt them. Future Career – Auror. Battling dark wizards is what he’s wanted to do since he was young, and despite the many difficult tests that were blocking his way, he persevered and become a well-known Auror.

Kouda Kouji: Patronus – Tortoise.   Blood Status – Pureblood. Quidditch Position – None. He never had time, as often when he was in school he would help out the care of magical creature’s professor with taking care of the creatures, and spending time with them is eventually what led to him applying for his future position. Future Career –Care of Magical Creatures professor.  He’s an absolute natural with even the most dangerous of creatures, and loves them dearly. He loves to teach other students about creatures and it helped him come out of his shell.

Midoriya Izuku: Patronus - Occamy.   Blood Status – Pureblood. Quidditch Position: None (He hates flying brooms) Future Career - Head of the Auror Office. He wanted to make a change in the world and had been inspired by the former head of office, Yagi Toshinori; he was clashing with Todoroki over this title until the latter became Minister of Magic.

Mineta Minoru: Patronus – Hyena. Blood Status – Pureblood. Quidditch Position – Commentator. No one actually wanted him to try out or believed he had any skills, but he can make interesting comments, though he often ignores the male achievers on the team and focuses only on talking about the females. Future Career – Assistant Wandmaker. He’s good especially at repairing wands, and hopes one day to be the main wandmaker in the town.

Ojirou Mashirao: Patronus – Kangaroo. Blood Status – Half-Blood. Quidditch Position – Chaser. He’s good with juggling the Quaffle around and has good teamwork skills, which makes him a talented chaser.   Future Career – Curse Breaker. He knows his job is dangerous but he has a penchant for curses and breaking them, and thus chooses this job (a plus is he gets to travel, too).

Satou Rikidou: Patronus - Oryx. Blood Status – Muggleborn. Quidditch Position – None. He was too busy in the dungeon testing out his own skills and trying to brainstorm new, useful potions for the wizarding world (gotta start young). Future Career – Sweets maker at Honeydukes. He has a natural penchant for the sweet stuff and often spent his weekends in Hogsmeade at Honeydukes.

Sero Hanta: Patronus – Magpie. Blood Status – Half-blood. Quidditch Position – Commentator. He doesn’t like to play the actual sport but he doesn’t mind making a few silly comments with the other commentator. Sometimes the other one goes a little too far… Future Career – Metal-Charmer. A rare profession that he found himself interested in as he enjoyed the thought of enchanting objects, and also has a talent for Charms.

Shouji Mezou: Patronus – Octopus. Blood Status – Pureblood. Quidditch Position – Keeper. He has an amazing amount of defensive skills and it’s near impossible to get a Quaffle past him while he’s guarding. Future Career – Unspeakable. No one knows what his job entails as he works in the Department of Mysteries, but he’s amazingly good at it because he rarely talks, and a secret will never slip past his lips.

Todoroki Shouto: Patronus -  Swan. Blood Status – Pureblood. Quidditch Position – Captain. He likes to be in charge, and he has good planning abilities, being on the team also helps him learn to listen to others ideas. Future Career - Minister of Magic. Despite his amazing abilities on the battlefield he has an acute sense of diplomacy due to his father’s harsh upbringing, and wishes to (spite) him by making the world a better place for half-blood and Muggleborn wizards.

Tokoyami Fumikage: Patronus – Crow. Blood Status – Pureblood. Quidditch Position – Seeker. He’s a complete natural in the air and feels quite at home up there, sometimes he gets distracted by the atmosphere and zones out of the game temporarily, but he always makes it up by scoring a few goals with some brutal offense. Future Career – Hit Wizard. He’s extremely talented and powerful and thus taking down dark wizards is an easy feat for him, his skills often overwhelming them; no one knows why he didn’t just become an Auror as it’s basically the same job.

Uraraka Ochako: Patronus - Wild Cat. Blood Status – Muggleborn. Quidditch Position – Chaser. She likes to play for fun more often than not, but she doesn’t mind getting involved in games if they need her. Future Career – Auror. She finds working as an Auror feels more fulfilling than ever, though it makes her worry more often than not for her parent’s safety. She’s considering becoming a teacher but can’t think of a subject she feels comfortable talking about.

Yaoyorozu Momo: Patronus – Dolphin. Blood Status – Pureblood. Quidditch Position – None. She’s often too busy studying and she had an embarrassing incident where she fell of a broom once, her skirt flew up… and the rest is history. Future Career – Transfiguration Teacher. She’s quite knowledgeable on the subject, and she found she quite enjoys teaching students. She’s actually thrilled when they show improvement in the subject, too.