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Idk why but this is giving romance in the amnesia trope vibesā¦
Like that one fic I read where one character lost their memories but saw that they gave another character a lot of their precious items and came to the conclusion that they were dating (they werenāt)
This is giving shipping vibesā¦
Donāt question me and my shipping intuition.
#this starts alarms in my head#gay man alarms#also#I need sites that translate sctir#the ones I found only go up to around 200 chapters#Idk what to do šš#sctir#sctir spoilers#?#Ig#my s class hunters#s classes that I raised#pls donāt let Yoojin take pika-man into his family šš#itāll make what Iām doing so awkwardā¦#novel#light novel#shipping#intuition#3 am reading thoughts
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One word prompt: nightmare.
For the nth time in as many days, Light startles awake and the chain goes taut. L dutifully gets up from his desk and follows Light to the en suite to watch him throw up into the toilet.
Leaning against the doorframe and watching Light wipe his mouth, hunched defeated over the bowl, L can't help but think this boy wouldn't make an effective serial killer if he tried.
"Nightmare," he says, remembering to tilt his tone up at the end so it's a polite question and not a flat fact.
Light's breath shudders out of him like he's been shot. "I don't know," he says. His voice is hoarse and acid-burned. His body convulses again and he dry-heaves, fingers scrabbling at the ceramic. Fetching sight, the Yagami boy. "I can't remember."
Stock-standard. Easy excuse. Almost laughable. And yet this sweet, shiny version of Light Yagami is almost compulsively believable. He could look up at L now, bright-eyed and earnest, tell him the sky was purple, and L would have to check.
Light breathes out another miserable sigh. L slouches to the bathroom sink and fills a glass with water.
"Thanks," Light says softly. "Sorry to interrupt you."
"If you're sick, it can't be helped."
"Thanks," Light says again.
When they return, L listens to Light try and settle himself in the sheets. They rustle intermittently. The chain sways.
"Light-kun can't get comfortable," says L.
"I'm sorry," Light says. "Ryuzaki, could you..."
For a moment, L worries that Light is going to ask to be held.
"Could you keep typing?" Light asks.
Typing. "What?"
"It's like white noise," says Light. "I guess it's nice knowing you're here. Working on the case even while I'm sleeping. Ryuzaki, we'll catch Kira soon, right?"
"Yes," says L. Typing. He makes a few nonsensical notes.
"Thanks," Light murmurs. He's starting to sound drowsy again. "Yeah. We'll catch him soon. Don't work too late, Ryuzaki."
L keeps typing until the chain stills, then chances a look. There's a furrow in Light's brow even as his breathing evens out. He's curled around his wrist, holding the chain like a lifeline. Like a child holds a toy.
L shifts. The chain shifts too, swiping against Light's cheek. The furrow lightens a little.
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(send me a one word prompt)
#thank yooouuuu <3#i woke up before my alarm this morning due to Stress and couldnt fall back asleep and then this prompt popped into my head#and a bunch of lines from this started Occurring so i gave up on sleep and just wrote this#rookfic#death note#lawlight#pov you are the monster under your own bed
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post episode 3, Iām still firmly, hilariously convinced that armand is lying through his teeth about fucking lestat, which really speaks to assad zamanās acting talent because that man is so fine, just on a completely superficial level, beyond handsome, canāt fault louis for risking it all and inviting him up to the hotel room, but the entire time that he was going āoh yeah I was totally sexy and normal and lestat told me he loved me like all the time and his boring violinist boyfriend was sooo jealous anyway then lestat ghosted all of france itās a total mysteryā I was instinctively screaming āyouāre a fucking liar armandā like tom hopper megaphone yelling at eddie redmayne for lying about his horseback riding abilities, except for tom hopper it was me kicking my feet in delight on my couch and instead of eddie redmayne being able to ride horses it was armand being able to ride lestat
#I mean it may be egg on my face later if it turns out that the writers actually decided to change this in their relationships but#given the theme of (the impossibility of) objective truth and lying AND Assadās incredible acting#- I donāt know how heās doing it but heās just. activating all the lying liar alarm bells in my head -#Iām fully expecting a reveal a la Louis vs lestatās death in the s1 finale#the actors in this seriesā¦ the amount of talentā¦ incredible#donāt even get me started on Claudia this episode or Iāll start crying#iwtv#iwtv spoilers#iwtv s2#Armand#lestat de lioncourt#Assad zaman
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*slithers in under the door*
a ship does not have to be morally pure, you don't need to defend it in terms of its moral superiority. it can just exist without needing to be more pure than another "problematic" one. kill the puritan preacher in your head. he will not protect you. he will only strangle you with a tighter and tighter noose as you beg him to bring you perfection.
*slithers back out through the cracks in the floor*
#shipping#proshipping#fandom#fandom nonsense#fandom wank#i don't even like the others being decried as wrong and problematic and worse than the good ship but my dears.#there is no such thing as purity. and once you let go of the notion and accept the inherent grime of reality you will feel so much freer.#listen to me. i am taking your face in both my hands.#the world is a dirty and grimy place with as many dark corners as sunlit meadows and the only way to make it pure#is to make it sterile#kill the puritans inside your head infecting you with the nonsense of moral perfection and accept that anything which lives#is inherently imperfect and that's neither beautiful nor terrible it is simply a fact#if this were isolated to fandom spaces i would find it far less alarming#but it didn't start in the fandom spaces it has infected them
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actual conversation i had with my dental hygienist
hygienist: so what did you study at university?
me: chemistry...
hygienist: damn, no wonder you look so sad!
#this is especially funny now that i got a new job and it has like... barely anything to do with my degree LMAOOOO#mostly bc the job market is rough rn and i kinda need the money more than anything... but damn LOL#and then he proceeded to give me a speech about his own road to becoming a hygienist#how he started in business but then hated it so he started dj-ing#then found that he got bored of it and so he went to med school. but found that too much of a hassle as well#so now hes in dental school and working as a hygienist as he completes his schooling and is NOW debating on changing careers again#and like noah fence to the guy i know he was trying to be encouraging about how 'ur degree shouldnt shackle u to one type of career'#but also his carefree nature is sending alarm bells in my head bc the only ppl who speak like that are people who can Afford#to soul search like that. bc if i knew my parents are there to catch me if my new venture failed#damn i'd do fucking whatever i wanted to as well!! but ofc idk if hes really rich like that#he did have an aura tho. rich people aura. they got a way of talking sometimes... especially western ppl....#ANYWAY.... just wanted to share how i got scalped with my mouth wide open filled with blood thank u for listening to my ted talk#zee talks
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tiramisu cake.... tiramisu cake.....
#im sorry that song got stuck in my head hbJHERJHREJFHJRE#so if i start singing this at random#do not be alarmed#i am not suddenly possessed by a tiramisu cake#ok time for bed#tomorrow i have classes huhu#dean rambles
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WAUUUGHGHHHH THE GITTARAKU RREVEALLL
FIRST HANZO AND GON AND NOW ILLUMI AND KILLUA š I FUCKING STAY NERVOUS
#illumi UNNERVES me man i love him all the time but the moment he and killua are in the same room#i want to hide under a table#its like theres a red alarm light spinning in my head shrieking ABUSE ABUSE ABUSE ABUSE#depths' watches#also goddamn the way none of that would havehappened if killua just... fought ponzo#its amazing watching back how not ready mentally killua was for the hunter exam#hes perfectly physically capable. but the exam arc killua vs greed island killua are mentally such leagues apart#theyre practically entirely different people#when i first watched hxh i was ike what he should have passed#but no. from the very very start he was not ready
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the older I get I realize the harder it is to feel comfortable with age gaps in movies etc that are 18 - 40s, 50sā¦. bc why. why you as an adult are dating a person who is barely 18. it's legal, maybe, yeah, but it still makes me feel uncomfortable because there is something very thin between 18 and 17, in my eyes that person is still a teenager.
#and it's always the character who is 18#why if you want an age gap#which is valid#don't you do it with maybe 20 - 50#sounds less alarming in my head when the other person is past 18. 19#idk man slsk#sighs#yes this is about miller's girl. that the first thing the girl says when the movie starts is that she's only 18#made me scratch my head#almost clicked out but let's give it a chance
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Milo finds out abt marcias numerous traumas and then every time she acts weird he has to play a game of "is it the trauma or just typical marcia fuckery" and its like a solid 50/50
no for real!! from her perspective heās just sitting there calmly drinking his tea or whatever but internally heās like !! okay let me list potential traumas and figure this out and when it isnāt any of those things heās like whew okay sheās just weird!
#and when it is the traumas heās like haha what the fuck! not that he can tell her that though#poor Milo Marcia tells him literally anything at all and alarm bells start going off in his head#Marciaās like wow milo is such a good listener I could tell him literally anything. I wonāt though (š doesnāt realize how much she reveals#just by not talking about it) but Miloās hand is shaking and the teacup is rattling and heās like haha Marcia Iām glad you had such a great#time not getting murdered by xyz this week!!#or sheās doing some weird something and heās like is this a trauma response to xyz ah no thatās just typical particular Marcia#and heās so relieved heās like oh thank god my girlfriend is just a wierdo wizard#septimus-heap my beloved#djdjdjshaha I love them and I canāt articulate this very well#but Marcia accidentally revealing a whole lot more than she means to just by how she avoids talking about things#is so funny to me milo is like are you good?? and sheās like yes why wouldnāt I be?? completely unaware of her own trauma#bc what do you mean thatās trauma thatās just stuff that happened to her
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Someone who lives around me has an alarm thats been going off for literally 45 minutes this morning. Its some sort of smart device alarm too. Either they are completely knocked out or dead or not home but thank goodness for noise canceling headphones.
#apartment living#alarm#for the love of god#im going to have that 2 second loop stuck in my head for eternity#I was also already awake for an hour before it started going off so thats not the problem
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worst takes: farleigh edition
being a despicable horrible hater is my full time responsibility and thats why i relate to farleigh start.
#farleigh start#also shoutout to someone telling me thst i have#american woke brain#right thanks#i do actually#i have a hug massive american woke brain#its so big its so big and its braining all over the place#woke brain call that alarming head#she gave me sum woke brain last night#im cryin#im sorry#ALSO THE FIRST ONE#SENT ME TO MY GRAVE#KAMALA HARRIS CODED????#IS THIS WHO WE ARE šØ
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Does anyone else sometimes just unconsciously start planning what you would do if you were suddenly kicked out of your current home, had only the clothes on your back and no where to go? Just me?
#Abandonment issues much?#I need real therapy#The plan is to get my sister to throw me my safe box of money a change of clothes my knife and a backpack#I then find the farthest destination of the busses and ride it there#I probably wonāt have my phone but I would get rid of it because it can be tracked.#I would get as far away as possible preferably across state lines#Then be homeless while trying to restart my life; I will do sketchy things to make this happen#If someone tries to kidnap me I have a knife and nothing holding me back#I will walk great distances in sketchy areas if I must at that point I have no will to live and a lot of rage#Once I get back on my feet Iām legally changing my ssn my name and starting a medical transition even if it is illegal#Iāll shave my head and make myself unrecognizable during the run away stunt.#I will go to ungodly lengths to do so and by that I mean I will not hesitate to use that knife#Then Iāll become really wealthy while also doing lots of good and shit#Or Iāll walk up the canyon and throw myself off the nearest cliff :)#I need someone to talk toā¦.#Is this cause for alarm?#I will live off of spite and rage if I have to#Or not live at all#What?#Iām going to go write that āmay I please have therapyā note to my parents now#Iām going to delete this in an hour
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playing cassette beasts, its fun ^w^
tldr of that junk \/ the parrelles btween this and lennas inception are very interesting and makes me scared in the excited kinda way for how this game'll go
#the alarm bells ringing in my head due to having played lenna's inception thoughhhhh [thisll have some lenna spoilers so stop reading]#archangels and the glitchy reality-defying form taken bt tge near dead one#the female one who claims the other as its kin but at the games start rather than the end#collecting memories from their death#the shared secondarily evil undead-themed captialist faction is funny#though the shared drop from them and morgante is Very threatening unless i get that from some random guy later#(also add the 'turning into a monster' thing very strongle and their being gay people in it :3)
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Hey did you guys know if you don't eat all day and also take adhd meds and then drink a mixed vodka drink you get drunk super quick like after like three or four sips. Did you know that. Don't do that.
#Luckily I was w family but like.#And NORMALLY I would be like YEAH NO SHIT STUPID HEAD. BUT!!! couple things happened#I slept through my alarms -> had to rush to pick up my sister -> had to pack and then rush out the door -> remembered to take my meds!#-> but I forgot to eat -> my meds made me not hungry so I further forgot to eat -> I was promised it wasn't strong (it was a lie)#-> not really my mom's fault she didn't make it and thought it was just a shot but she tasted it and was like WOW that's strong... Woops...#-> I took a few sips and felt like I was lightheaded and then the feeling didn't go away and in fact it got worse and I started#feeling like I was gonna pass out but also like I was fine but also like I was spinning#I of course started freaking out which made it worse#I was okay within an hour but damn it sucked I never want that to happen again#Also this happened yesterday lmao I'm fine now
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Bheem's literal first question to the woman who doesn't know him at all, ostensibly to gain her trust: can I come to your house. He's so bad at this. He's so, so bad at this. I love him.
#rrr#i've been wondering what makes the 'puncture her tires so she has to talk to us' scene work for me#when every similar scene in the other jr ntr and ram charan movies I've seen just feels gross#and it must be partly that the guy raju is doing it for can't even manipulate people when literal lives are on the line#maybe also because it's just funny. it's such a goddamn funny scene#'she wants to know if there's a bus stop. no don't do that shake your head' and bheem having no idea what raju is doing at all#it just works#if a man I didn't know right away asked me that alarms would instantly start going off in my head no matter how sweet and cute he seemed#i can't get over how bad he is at gaining a strange woman's trust and how lucky he is that they don't speak the same language#it's so funny#bless his heart etc etc
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Hi Ely! I'm celebrating nice ask day by dropping into people's inboxes with random asks! Because I'm very curious, how'd you get into TMFU originally?
Hiiii! Awww I'm sorry I missed it, that sounds like fun!
Soooo I got into TMFU (back in September 2020) because I was looking for a movie to watch, I was in one of those "I DEFINITELY want to watch something but also I don't want to commit to anything but also nothing sounds appealing because it's too much effort to watch something new but I want to WATCH SOMETHING" moods, which are not all that rare for me unfortunately looool
BUT a nice and fun override for this is if I know one or more of the actors/actresses in the movie, specifically if they played a character I liked in the past. It's like the familiar face tricks my brain into thinking that getting invested in the movie is not going to be as much effort, since I already "know" one of the characters there loool
So, when Netflix recommended TMFU to me, I saw that Henry Cavill was in it, and since I had recently watched The Witcher that was a good start. Then I saw that it was an action movie, which is also a good thing because when I am in that kind of mood sometimes it's much easier to watch things explode, and I could tell from the trailer that I would enjoy the dynamic between Illya and Napoleon.
I would like to emphasize that I didn't want to watch anything that would be too like. emotionally consuming, I figured I would just watch a nice action movie, get into the enemy spies dynamic, reblog sets for a few days and then go on with my life.
AND HERE I STILL AM THREE YEARS LATER
#tmfu#the man from uncle#ely replies#not spn#cha-melodius#so yeah that's the story loooool#i started hearing alarm bells in my head when the scene with illya and the old lady came up#but even then i didn't think it would be THIS bad#i didn't imagine i'd be THIS into it looool
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