#this somehow made me less angry bcause i had to focus on explaining it so thanks 👍

[kil9]

It never occurred to me that Europeans were committing milkshake crimes. But after what Paul Hollywood Baking Show defined a s'more as, I'm not surprised.

Please, elaborate.

ok I will preface this by saying I live in the uk now so I can only actually speak for the uk (not real europe) and I imagine it varies place to place but:

ok I think most people know the distinction of british/euro milkshake = flavored milk, and american milkshake = frozen milkshake. and that's cool with me because flavored milk is good. the naming is confusing but it's fine. but the problem is when places CLAIM to have "american style" milkshakes on the menu (ie frozen milkshakes).

it's just flavored milk and ice. every time. an american milkshake is supposed to be ice cream and milk in a blender (+ toppings if they're not already in the ice cream) that's literally it.... it's so easy to make. as I said places are different so I don't doubt there's somewhere that does it like that but. I haven't encountered a single one since I've been here. and british people keep telling me "no this place Really has american ones !!" they never do. it's milk and ice. I can tell it's milk and ice I feel like I'm going crazy. milk slushie is not ice cream. even at american chains !! even at five guys which I take so personally since it comes from my area. I just don't know how hard it is to put ice cream and milk into a blender. I've done it 1000 times in food service jobs. but also british ice cream is disgusting nasty which is a whole separate problem.

also please tell me the s'mores incident I'm curious 🤔