#this slaps but also aghhh

[immortal-cataclysm]

i think abt the bedman n baiken relationship sometimes..

[arsonyarn]

𝐉𝐔𝐉𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐔 𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐍: 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒

𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 ➳ itadori yuuji, fushiguro megumi, nanami kento, gojou satoru

𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 ➳ nsfw content ; aged up!itadori yuuji and fushiguro megumi ; short drabbles ; foul language ; top!reader ; praise kink ; belly bulge ; size difference ; food play ; master kink ; breeding ; name calling ; degradation if you squint

𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖗’𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖊 ➳ i came up with this thinking about what specific kink will they have. this was very fun to write.

MINORS, FEM ALIGNED DNI !! (ageless blogs & no pronouns will be blocked)

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 𝙸𝚃𝙰𝙳𝙾𝚁𝙸 𝚈𝚄𝚄𝙹𝙸 ━━━━ 𝙿𝚁𝙰𝙸𝚂𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙺

Fucking Yuuji have always felt good, no matter when or where you are it doesn’t matter. He was so easy to overstimulate and loved being treated like a precious treasure by you, which is why he’s obedient oftentimes, not hesitating to follow all of the things you command him just to hear those perfectly shaped lips whisper soft praises on his ear.

“Does it feel good, baby?” You asked while rolling your hips to thrust your cock inside him nice and slow, making his body quiver with pleasure.

“Y-yes— ahH! It feels— mhm... s-so good...” Yuuji admits wholeheartedly, throwing his head back as another sinful moan leave his lips. You smirked in safisfaction and fasten your pace, going down to meet his lips in a heated kiss before leaning over to his ear, “That’s it, my sweet Yuuji. Such a good boy for me to fuck and ruin.”

His walls immediately tighten around you at the praise as he moaned louder while arching his back and throwing his head back on the pillow. You take this as an opportunity to thrust even faster, hearing his moans get louder and more high-pitched everytime your balls slap against his ass.

“Oh—! Oh my god...! AgHhh! (Y/n), f-uck!” Yuuji gripped the bedsheets until his knuckles turned white, trying very hard not to get lost in pleasure with your cock abusing his prostate unmercifully.

You licked your lips at the sight of him struggling to stay in his right mind.

“You take me in so well, Yuuji. Do you see it?” Instructing him to look down, he watches as your cock disappear into his hole again and again as you thrust forward and backward. The sight made him clench around you again, ripping a groan out of your throat.

“It looks very sinful and tempting, don’t you think? Fuck, you make me feel so fuckin’ good, baby. ’m so lucky to have you.”

As soon as those words left your lips, Yuuji’s body spasms as if something snapped inside him, and a thread of white seeds shoot out from his cock with the most lewdest moans you’ve ever heard leaving his mouth, back arching and eyes rolling to the back of his head.

Raising your brows taken aback a bit, you licked your lips and a small chuckle erupts from your throat.

“Yuuji... Did you just cum by my praise?”

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 𝙵𝚄𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙶𝚄𝚁𝙾 𝙼𝙴𝙶𝚄𝙼𝙸 ━━━━ 𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝙱𝚄𝙻𝙶𝙴, 𝚂𝙸𝚉𝙴 𝙳𝙸𝙵𝙵𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴

It’s no secret Megumi has a petite and quite skinny body that makes even Zenin Maki worried if he’s eating well. Some people questions how he can be a Jujutsu sorcerer with that body type, but it’s just how he is and there’s nothing anyone can do to change how his body looks, not even Megumi himself. In fact, he isn’t fond of the way his body lacks the muscles unlike Itadori’s.

However, there would also be a time when Megumi’s thankful for being born with a little skinny, petite body — like when you fuck him nice and deep while pinning him down on the bed from behind to let Megumi know how much bigger than him you were.

“Agh! (Y/n)— FUCK!” Megumi moans loudly, hips subconsciously buckling to meet your harsh thrusts. You groaned and tightened your hold on him as your lips nibbled his ear.

Feeling Megumi’s walls clench, a chuckle leaves your lips. “You really love how my body could hide yours, huh?” You snap your hips harshly against his ass and a whine erupts from him, his back arched to feel you more.

Licking your lips with a smirk, you pulled both of you back to sit up as Megumi squirms in your arms from how deep your cock reached inside him, mouth opened to let out a scream, drool dripping down his chin and tears falling.

You were so big, and too deep, and he fucking loves it.

“W-wait—! Too deep— agHNN! Fuck, fuck, fuck,” He chanted as stars began to cloud his vision.

You hum, hand tilting his head slightly to face you. “Hmm? Too deep? But you like it, don’t you? Look at the way your stomach is taking my huge cock like a good bitch.” Your other hand slides down from his chest to his belly where a bulge can easily be seen.

Walls squeezing around your dick, Megumi whimpers upon seeing the clear bulge as he rolled his hips to see it disappear and reappear repeatedly. “M-more... Please...” He begged nicely and placed his hand on yours, which was resting on his tummy.

With a grunt leaving your lips, you thrusted your cock deep inside him again, ripping a sharp cry out of Megumi’s throat.

“Of course, I’ll give you more, baby.” You press the bulge on his belly as you snap your hips against his and Megumi throws his head back, not being able to do anything but to moan. No coherent sentences fell from his lips.

He was far too out of his right mind— how can he not be when your big, thick cock feels so fucking good making his belly bulge?

His eyes crosses and tongue pokes out of his mouth at the utmost ecstacy of feeling you abuse his prostate again and again and again mercilessly. But Megumi certainly wasn’t complaining.

He’s thankful he was born with body smaller and petite than yours that’s so easy to have your cock bulge when you fuck him; it’s a sight he always gets on to.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 𝙶𝙾𝙹𝙾𝚄 𝚂𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚄 ━━━━ 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈, 𝙼𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙺

Satoru love sweets. It’s tasty and never gets boring to eat, on top of that, it comes with many flavors to try! That’s only about 3/5 of the reason why he loves sweets so much, though.

Satoru’s body shivers as your tongue licks a whipped cream off one of his buds, proceeding to tease him by sucking and twirling it around. “M-master...” He whimpered, tears gathering at the corner of his eyes. His nipples stung from being played with too much, yet he didn’t want you to stop.

“Hmm?” You hummed, rolling his nipple with your tongue before biting it gently. A gasp left Satoru’s lips as his body jerked, precum oozing out of his hard cock that’s decorated in whipped cream and melted chocolate.

“E-enough with my ni— agh! Master, oh my— fuck!” He moaned loudly when you bit his nipple again more harshly this time, almost cumming at the sudden prick of pain melting into pleasure.

You licked your lips and pulled away only to go down on him, licking the underside of his cock from the bottom all the way to the tip, tasting the mixture of whipped cream and melted chocolate accompanied by precum. Satoru arches his back as you take him in your mouth, completely savouring the sweet taste and bobbing your head up and down.

“Master— Oh, fuck! That- aghh... That feels so good...!” He moans, tangling his fingers through your hair and lightly pulling on it. You groaned and Satoru moans uncontrollably at the vibration with his head thrown back. His mind was already clouded from feeling too much pleasure.

You suddenly pulled away with a pop, erupting a whine from Satoru, and licked your lips to savour the taste. “You’re so tasty everywhere, Satoru. I couldn’t help but wonder... if it’ll also be tasty inside your dripping cunt.” You lightly tap his hole that’s been begging to be touched or filled, already using the spatula to scoop up the remaining melted chocolate from a bowl. “Spread it with your fingers.” You ordered with a smirk.

Satoru could not disobey you, he loves sweets too much to refuse and besides, your hunger might actually get satisfied with this.

So he doesn’t hesitate to bend his legs over his chest and spread his wet man-cunt with his fingers, anticipating the sticky and cold feeling of chocolate to come inside. Not wanting to waste a moment, you immediately dripped the chocolate on his spread hole, watching as Satoru gasps and whimpers.

After placing the spatula back inside the bowl, you lick your lips at the sight of Satoru still spreading his hole open just for you. Typical obedient slut, always eager for his master.

“P-please, master... Eat me out.”

With a smirk spreading across your lips, you lean over and give a long kitten lick around his hole as he whines. “Don’t worry, pretty boy. I won’t stop until you’re a crying mess. Beg nice if you want to be fucked with my cock, yeah?” You wiped the tear running down his cheek using your thumb.

Satoru placed his hand above yours, leaning onto it and closing his eyes. “Yes, master.”

He’s usually far from obedient, but he could be if it means you’ll get a taste of sweets that he oh so loves very much.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙸 𝙺𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙾 ━━━━ 𝙱𝚁𝙴𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶

Nobody would expect a gentleman like Nanami to be such a whore for your cum, but a human should always expect the unexpected. Nanami isn’t a pure soul littered with divinity; in fact, he was far from it as his daily thoughts after accomplishing his missions were to be pounded by you until he can’t walk anymore.

Not so divine now, is he?

He is a filthy man who only wants to be filled with your cum and spend the rest of the day feeling it inside him.

“My god, Kento...” You breathe out, bending him over your office table and pounding into him mercilessly from behind, Kento already too fucked up beneath you to even form a coherent sentences as all he could do was scream your name and moan. “Can’t you keep yourself from being too horny that you had to send me nudes in the middle of an important meeting?”

“I— I wasn’t— AGHN! Oh, fuck—! (Y-Y/N)!” He screamed your name once again when you snapped your hips harshly to not let him talk.

“Ah, I’m so deep inside you... Can you feel it?” You whispered against his ear, sending shivers down his spine. “So deep that my cock reaches where it shouldn’t. I wonder what will happen if I fill it up with my cum to the point you get pregnant.”

There was such a calculating tone in your voice.

Kento knew it’s impossible.

He knew there isn’t a chance for him to bare a child no matter how much you cum inside him. He knew all too well that a male cannot be pregnant. But the thought of your warm cum filling him up, the thought of you marking your territory inside him, and the thought of carrying your child had something stir in him as his insides swirled and his hole squeezes around you.

Letting out a moan at the sudden tightness, you smirked upon realization. “You want to be bred by me, don’t you? Is that what you fantasize about whenever you touch yourself?”

A blush appears on his cheeks. “I- I don’t— aghnha!”

You licked the tears streaming down his cheek and fastened your pace, Kento’s eyes rolling to the back of his head as he screams at the pleasure striking him. “If that’s your wish, then I’ll breed you nice and full like a whore, yeah? You want that, Kento?”

However, he could not answer anymore as he was already seeing stars with his eyes unfocused and tongue making its own appearance, desperately gripping the sides of your desk until his knuckles turned white.

“You know what to say and I’ll give you exactly what you want, my love.” You whisper. “Filling your insides with my cum, letting it stay in the deepest part... I’ll fuck my babies into you until your belly’s swelling and my cum’s dripping out of your pretty, perfect cunt. You want that, don’t you?”

His cock twitched and insides tightened intensely around you at your words, making you groan as you slowly, sloppily slide your cock in and out, waiting for his answer. “Tell me, my love. Just say the word, but I won’t be responsible for my actions later on. I’ve already warned you. Choose your answer wisely.”

The loving and caring tone told him you actually won’t do it unless he allows you to.

Kento turns to look at you over his shoulder while breathing heavily, meeting your dark eyes that tells him a story of what will happen afterwards depending on his answers.

“(Y-Y/n)... Breed me, please.” Staring at you with that lust clouded eyes, Kento begged almost shamelessly.

That’s all it takes for your hips to start moving again, recklessly and roughly this time, fully intent on breeding and ruining him. Kento lays his face flat on the desk as every inch of your cock brushes against his prostate and deliciously tight walls, moaning and whimpering, series of curses and begs slipping past his lips.

“Oh my god— FUCK! (Y/N)! Give it to me, please, please, please.” Kento begs brokenly.

The fact that the Nanami Kento wants to be bred by you and you only immediately goes straight to your huge cock and before you knew it, you were already exploding inside him, Kento’s eyes rolling to the back of his head while hot white seeds shoot out from his cock, feeling his insides being filled with warm, thick cum.

His body trembles in overstimulation, legs shaking and almost giving out if it weren’t for you holding him up. Kento feels your cock slip out of his hole and your fingers thrusting the cum that threatened to drip out back inside.

However, as before he could catch his breath, a startled moan escape his lips when your cock slips in his dripping hole again. “W-wait, (Y/n)! I just came—” He was interrupted by your sharp thrust.

“I warned you already, my love. Now...” You smiled at him. “You wanted to be bred by me until you get pregnant, right? And I told you I’ll give you what you want if you just say the word, and you did, ignoring my warning.”

You lean in until your lips meet his ear.

“So just shut up and let me breed you, Kento.”

© ᴀʟʟ ʀɪɢʜᴛs ʀᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀʀsᴏɴʏᴀʀɴ. sᴛᴇᴀʟɪɴɢ, ᴘʟᴀɢɪᴀʀɪᴢɪɴɢ, ᴏʀ ᴜsɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴍᴏɴᴇᴛᴀʀʏ ɢᴀɪɴ ɪs sᴛʀɪᴄᴛʟʏ ᴘʀᴏʜɪʙɪᴛᴇᴅ. ᴀsᴋ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪssɪᴏɴ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʀᴇᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ ᴏʀ ᴛʀᴀɴsʟᴀᴛɪɴɢ.

[thepenguinwriter]

Saw you were requesting for people to request Adam x readers (that’s a mouth full lol) so I was wondering if you could perhaps do a Adam x reader where reader is a trans man but still likes to wear dresses and skirts and while the reader likes to wear them they’re also nervous that they won’t be seen as a “real” guy, not only by normal gender norms but also compared to other trans people because they still like dresses and skirts and what not. Anyways wether or not  or not you do take this request I hope you have an amazing day/night!

`` 𝐀𝐦 𝐈 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐠𝐮𝐲? ``

𝐀𝐝𝐚𝐦 𝐱 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐜!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 - 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐲𝐬𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬: 𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩, 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐝𝐲𝐬𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭, 𝐀𝐝𝐚𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐝𝐚𝐦

You were happily bouncing around your room, looking for the perfect outfit for your date.

No, too shiny.. too tight.. too revealing..

You ran over your options in your closet before your hands touched the one..

You eagerly rushed to try the dress on, admiring the way it looked, how the skirt on it flowed just so nicely.

But then, you made the mistake of going to the mirror. It looked good on you, that wasn't the problem.. but those thoughts, that you thought suppressed years before, they came flooding back.

What are you thinking? You're not a girl, are you? Why are you wearing a dress? Maybe you were just faking being trans all this time. You should be ashamed of yourself, opressing real trans people with your disgusting faking-

"Y/N... what's the fucking holdup?"

That voice made you snap out of it. Before you even had the chance to react, Adam burst into your room (without knocking of course), eyeing you.

"You look hot," the words slipped out of his mouth before he even realized what he was saying. But he didn't seem to want to take it back.

You didn't reply, just looked away self-conciously, hiding yourself behind your large wings.

"What's the matter with you?" He asked, raising an eyebrow and getting closer without any regard for your personal space. "You're acting like I just burst into your room while you were changing."

You shook your head, stumbling back onto your bed. "N-no, it's not it, Adam, I just-" you paused, not even aware of your wings lowering to reveal your teary-eyed face. "Am I real guy?"

The angel looked at you with wide eyes, as if you'd just said the weirdest thing he'd ever heard. "Huh?"

"I- I mean, it's.. guys aren't supposed to wear skirts, and shiny dresses... trans guys aren't supposed to wear dresses.. what if people won't think of me as a real man? What if-"

Adam shut you up by roughly slapping his hand on your mouth. "That's enough, babe," he said matter of factly. "Stop fussing over this shit, it's not worth it. You believe you're a man, right?"

You hesitantly nodded, and he took his hand away.

"There, case fucking closed." He shrugged, lifting you up from your bed. "Now come on, unless you want me to cancel this little date."

You couldn't help but smile at his words. You nodded and let him lead you away, feeling atleast a bit more comfortable in your outfit.

A/N; AGHHH anon this was such a cute prompt!! I'm not trans but I'm genderfluid and in the past I've felt this exact feeling- so this is based on personal experience! Hope you enjoyed it :3

[f-u-c-k-i-love-mha]

Fuck you, Y/N! (SMUT Katsuki x Reader)

'Fuck you, Y/N!' Muttered Katsuki.

'Ok, when?' You asked. You watched as Bakugo did a retake of what you had just said, and then blushed when he smirked at you, you only just realizing what you had said.

'Desperate are we?' He said, as you covered your mouth with your hand and blushed a bright red.

'I-I-I-I didn't m-mean i-it!' You quickly tried to cover your face as he came up to stand infront of you.

'Damn, I really wanted to take you right here, but I guess I have to help myself with this hard on that you have given me. Too bad, it really hurts...' He whispered, a fake pout on his face as he dragged his hand across his dick through his pants. You watched silently as he palmed himself, feeling guilty for not helping him, but you were afraid that he would figure out that you had a crush on him, and that it would ruin your friendship. You looked away for a second, then turned back to see him, standing there with his shirt off, and his hand in his pants, pumping his dick whilst staring at you. 'Nghh~' He moaned as he watched to see your reaction. 'Y-Y/N, please, help me...' You knew he was just trying to get to you, but still, you stepped forwards and placed your hand above his dick, not quite touching it.

He looked up, almost surprised to see you there, but then he smirked and started grinding against your palm. You gasped and pushed your hand down on him. Then, you pressed your hand into his pants and nudged his hand out of the way. You grabbed his dick and started pumping, while you pulled his pants down with your other hand. You knelt and kissed the tip of his thick cock, before licking it and then blowing on it a bit.

You looked up to see him staring at you with hunger in his eyes as he grabbed your hair and started to thrust into your mouth. You wrapped your lips around his cock and started sucking.

'God, Y/N, how are you so good at this? How many people have you given blowjobs?'

'None, only you,' You answered around his cock. You heard him moan and nibbled his tip. You felt it twitch and knew he was close. You pulled off.

'Hey, I was so close! Get back on!' He groaned in annoyance. You shook your head, no, then pulled your pants down, along with your panties. Then you wrapped your hands around his neck and jumped. He caught you, of course, but in doing so, he unintentionally did exactly what you wanted. As his hands wrapped on your bare arse for support, you slammed your hips down and sunk your wet pussy down around his cock.

'Gahhh, ah, ha... ah~ Ughhhh!' He moaned and thrust his hips into you. With his balls slapping you in the arse, and his hands squeezing your butt, you lent down and sucked on his pecks. He moaned again before slipping a finger into your ass.

'My Porn King, fuck me so hard I see stars, fuck me until you have me bent over this bench. I want to be filled with your seed, please?!' He thrusted even harder after hearing that. Kinky, you thought. 'Oh, have you got a breeding kink? And a title one, too?' I'll make the most of this, I thought.

'Aghhh~ Please! Let me cum now!!!'

'No baby, not yet, you gotta please mummy before that~' You whispered in his ear.

He thrusted even harder and you moaned as he activated his quirk, whilst thrusting not only his dick, but also his fingers, into you. With the use of his quirk, he sped up and started to burn your ass, slowly. It felt amazing to both of you.

'Mmmm~' You felt his dick twitch and cummed around his fat cock, the creaminess looking absolutely delectable.

His moan was drowned out with your own one, as he quickly came inside you after seeing yours.

He was about to pull out when you stopped him. 'No, stay in. I want to be sure that I get pregnant with your kid. Please?' He nodded and thrusted a bit. He grinned when you slapped him on the arm, frowning at the overstimulation. He carried you to the kitchen table, and sat your ass onto the spot where the guests usually sat.

'I'm gonna keep going, 'k?' You nodded, confused at why you had to sit on the table, but then understood. His worst kink was showing, the one where he must dirty the table, a place that was meant to be sanitary, too much. There wasn't a name for it, but it was definitely a thing.

He thrusted and you cummed straight away, but he kept going. 'May I?' He indicated pulling out and cumming into your mouth. You nodded, dizzy from the overstimulation. He pulled out and shoved his dick into your mouth quickly, as he plugged your cunt with his fingers, making sure nothing came out. He thrusted a couple of times, then came again in your mouth, painting it white. He tasted like caramel and salt. 'Swallow,' he commanded. You did and it felt great to have it slide down your throat.

He pulled out his dick and fingers, then licked the rim of your pussy to clean up a bit.

'Lets get you to bed, then in the morning we can see if I got you pregnant.' He carried you to bed, and in the morning you did test.

You and Katsuki Bakugo, were going to be parents. As soon as you told him, he fucked you silly, yet again.

[pigeonrobespierre]

Ok so gomens season 2 watching experience

[SPOILERS FOR WHOLE SEASON AFTER KEEP READING]

- laptop and prime crashed as soon as I clicked on it.

- frew up from HYPE after the first ten seconds...

- TEARS? CRYING?

- also LOTS of jumping around my bedroom

- ???

- kept checking off my "speculations" notes AND I GOT SMTH LIKE 70% OF IT RIGHT. So I consider it a win

- died halfway thru because I drank TOO MUCH EXPRESSO AND MILK today.

- nausea again bc HOLY FU-

- kept mumbling and growling

- I hissed a few times too..

- ..was mainly because I kept looking at Azi and thinking "I WANNA BITE HIM, I WANT A HUG I WANNA *cuteness aggression* yes."

- I love all the characters. I LOVE THEM.

- it is now 7am. I will be rewatching at a Lil party I'm throwing this afternoon to watch with my friends I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEIR REACTIONS Hehe.

- BEELZEBUB SCREENTIME.

- ALSO I CAN'T BELIEVE INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY IS CANON WHAT. LEAST THING I'D EXPECT. I did write it down as speculation but I WAS LIKE 100% SURE IT WOULDN'T BE BUT????!

- happy they got their good ending at least but AGHHH?

-... Ineffable suffering really.

- THE OMENS AREN'T REALLY GOOD. THE OMENS ARE GAY AND END IN A DAMN CLIFFHANGER I'M SO.

- THE ENDING?!?!

- Muriel baby I loved every interaction <3 THE AWKWARD CUP OF TEA HOLDING

- GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVER BOY. I KNEW IT. IKNEWWWWWWW IT NGKKK

- (mind you I spoiled myself both EVERY and the plot of the first two eps but I WAS STILL IN AWE)

- CROWLEY'S STUPID BEARD IN THE JOB MINISODE.

- I wanna yell, cry, roll on the floor, throw confetti. The waiting and seeing PAID OFF

- Magic show 💕💕💕

- THE. YELLOW. BENTLEY.

- The built up TO THAT MOMENT. THE ANGST OF IT THE. THE EMOTION.

- David being a mess of limbs <3

- MICHEAL FUCKING SHEEN SHOWCASING EVERY EMOTION KNOWN TO MAN.

- only thing I'm sad about is there were too few ducks sobs

- I wanna both slap and bite every single one of them. All them characters.

- NINA AND MAGGIE my beloveds

- the plants 💕💕

Really WHILE I'm hurting from the ending, I find it fits really!! It's ALL SO GOOD. I'm Loving the plot, the new characters, the relationships. I DEFINITELY AM ALREADY WAIT-AND-SEEING FOR A THIRD SEASON!!

[theo-grayson]

2, 21, 23, 30!

Thank you so much for the ask aaah!! I am now going to go into far more detail than is necessary because I love to talk HAHA

2. three last songs you listened to

A: Miss Miseryguts (by R.I.P)

This song slaps so hard. I have been listening to it on repeat for like a week. The lyrics are so good and I have been imagining amvs with my oc to it (his name is Chamomile, he is a strawberry cow-boy, and this song is a little more toxic than he usually is, but I'm imagining that it's like an evil au or something LOL)

B: The soundtrack from Animation VS Minecraft: The King (by Scott Buckley)

Listen. Listen for just one second. Imagine theres an animated series. It's about this guy who draws some stick figures on his computer, and they come to life. Hijinks ensue, and they have all sorts of wacky adventures on his desktop, and eventually in Minecraft as well.

Look me in the eyes. This thing has lore. And character arcs. And morally grey characters with tragic backstories.

And it also has crazy good music (WITH LEITMOTIFS). The link above is the soundtrack for The King, aka the season 3 finale and an episode that literally made me cry actual tears. But I also reccomend listening to the Pigstep Remix (PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE LISTEN TO IT it's an absolute banger, it starts with the og minecraft music disc music, then transitions into this crazy good orchestral arrangement PLEASE listen I am BEGGING you), and watching the epsiodes Note Block Battle (silly nonsense, no lore or understanding of the series needed, but funky tunes) and Note Block Universe (the first half is silly nonsense with funky tunes, the second half features one of the aformentioned Morally Grey Characters and their tragic backstory. Lots of it won't make sense unless you know the series, but I can't talk about the AVM series or it's music without talking about it) (both Note Block episodes use music as a main plot point) (also, there is almost never any dialogue, which makes the music absolutely shine when conveying emotions, in addition to the animation [which is so expressive despite the characters literally not having faces. They can emote SO much with JUST body language]) (I am getting SO off track I'm sorry I just love AVM so much) (one day im going to write a 10,000 word rant about how good AVM is I swear)

C: HYACINTHUS (by Aidoneus)

Man, it's just so beautiful, and considering it's about the story of Apollo and Hyacinthus, I love it from a story AND religious viewpoint 🪻🌻

21. three songs of your childhood

Last of Me by CircusP, Echo (Nightcore) (by Jason Walker), and Pika Girl (Nightcore) (by S3RL) were PEAK music to my extremely depressed 12 year old self, I was DEEP into vocaloid/nightcore/etc and honestly I still am GRHWHAHE

23. three songs that never fail to get you pumped up

A: BREADY STEADY GO (by OMOCAT)

The entire Omori OST is absolutely amazing, and has such a good range of different emotions, but the boss themes especially are SO good. This one is SUCH a banger AGHHH

B: Voices (by Derivakat)

One of my favourite Technoblade tributes. It is absolutely incredible. Also listen to the version by The Jukeblockers, it features lyrics in like 12 languages and it has a sick guitar solo bit

C: World's End Valentine (by OMOCAT)

It's another Omori one but I literally cannot help it. It's SO GOOD AAAGGHHHHHHHH

30. three songs you really want your followers to know (for reasons other than all those above)

A: Innocence (by Nathan Wagner) Holy fuck. One of the most beautiful and haunting songs I've ever heard in my whole life. If you only listen to one of these songs, make this one of them. Please. Also, it is VERY good for imagining amvs in your head.

B: Sealed Vessel (by Christopher Larkin) and OMORI + ALTER (by OMOCAT)

Technically this is 2 songs (technically 3 but OMORI and ALTER are like a part 1 and 2 of the same song), but they both fall into "video game final boss themes that make me want to cry", even though they are quite different. Sealed Vessel is more haunting and heart-sinkingly sad, especially near the end. OMORI + ALTER is sad, but more in a chest-tightening anxious way. If you know the stories of Hollow Knight and Omori, you know that the lore for both of them is heartbreaking, and these songs fit that perfectly.

C: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - Theme

God. This song just makes me feel so much. The main bit makes my heart race and gives me goosebumps every time I listen to it. I don't even know why, or how to describe it. And it means so much to me emotionally as well. BOTW was a huge part of my life, and it always will be. This game gave me escapism when I was going through a really traumatic part of my life, Link was a big part of figuring out my gender identity, and I would spend time with my mom by playing while she watched. It's so important to me, and this song makes me feel so many feelings. Man.

[andraxicated]

Lovers of the Empress | prologue

Chapter pairings: itto, dottore x f! reader

Series synopsis: Born and bred to be empress, your clan has sent many women to the royal court but never the most coveted position out of them all. Thanks to your schematic family, the moment you came to this world was when the first empress has been rid of, presenting the fate of a mere newborn. Try to adjust to your life in the throne as your heart is shaken by the men who came to your life, one after another. Either as a passerby, a lesson or perhaps true love.

Tags: mentions of assassination | fluff

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The dogs cower with their ears against their head, the servants are frantic, the sisters of the church are on their knees, and a man who just sinned was ironically praying. Posh slacks against the carpet, hand clasped tightly around the other, and his eyes shut so hard that they creased. Almost slamming his head against the floor like a madman as he fights the wrath of the rain and the thunder.

*crack*

He flinches when a loud, blinding thunder flashes right at him. He thought it was going to go through the window and strike him into ashes. But before that happens…he wishes to see the end of the labor.

Shortly following the rumble of thunder amidst the bullets of rain was a woman screaming so loud that it invokes fear and worry in all living in the mansion. Another scream and cries were heard that it was torture to even be on the same floor as the madam. She was pushing for hours already and she had a weak body, the midwife was also anxious when relaying what was happening inside to the men of the house.

“At this rate, I’m afraid the worse is to happen…” “What do you mean?! Make a miracle! A miracle!”

That brat inside her womb refuses to come out, inflicting tremendous pain to the mother. Reynold thinks he’s going to die of anxiety and a heart attack before the moon even rises, but can they even see the moon? The clouds were so thick and dark that you can’t differ if it was afternoon or night, the heavy rain’s omen adding weight to his thoughts.

Then a man with heavy steps comes into the picture, Reynold’s head turning to see the mask and running to the person, slapping the face in a fit of anger. “What is it?! Good news or bad news?!” “Both”

Reynold presses his temple for stimulation. There has been no good news ever since they woke up to the cries of his sister-in-law. He needs something to take the weight off his heart. “Good news first” He queries.

“It has been done. I checked everything thoroughly and a maid reported already reported. The empress’ palace is in a ruckus, word has reached the emperor by now.” Reynold nods to what the hitman speaks, a smile creeping up his cheeks. But wait…didn’t he send two people? Why did only one return?

“Where’s your partner? I sent two, didn’t I?” He asks the masked man and his eyes widen as a flash of fear passes by. His gulp was visible through the black fabric, his breathing labored, and his hands clammy. The hitman did not know how to answer.

“What?”

“…My lord. That one is dead.”

Reynold felt like fainting from the drop in his heart, his ears ringing from the terribly bad news. A trace was left…they’re going to catch up…this house is done for! “Did anyone attack you? What happened?!”

It’s a horror to repeat what happened earlier to the man. He cannot say it through words…it’s inhumane. “I-I don’t know what happened. I think a monster entered the room and after I dealt the finishing blow to the empress…my partner was all ripped up. Like shredded sausage! It’s crazy! It’s crazy! Oh god those eyes! It’s following me! AGHHH! Don’t do this to me!”

Reynold and everyone on the same floor stagger backward from the insane display of the previously cool hitman. He started to try ripping his hair, swatting invisible bugs, and scratching himself until he bled. Crying and crying for him to not be taken, battling the yells of the woman behind the door.

“Guards! Take him!” Lord Reynold had no choice but to instruct that from the fear of what happened to the man. They took him with arms on both sides while he was hysterical, the heart of the perpetrator pounding loudly against his chest. Whatever happened there…it’s cased closed. No one shall speak of it anymore.

The house finally went quiet as there was no more nuisance, but previously closed eyes fly open when the realization struck him. The woman went quiet. He didn’t know whether it was a good thing or a bad thing. But from the face of the servant who came out the door to call him, something disastrous certainly happened.

It was fine with him if they took the lady, she was not his wife anyway. And it would grant him the utmost power in the family if that happened, but if the child were to be lost…Then everything would be all for naught. So, the sinful man chanted his prayers inside his head, sending them to whoever will listen.

The people inside the room were divided into two groups. One on the left with the large bed and the right side where they were cooing and shushing a beginning cry. Reynold went first to the woman losing life on the bed, the pretty face of the lady withering by the minute. He clasps her hand and her weak sight focuses on her last thread of hope, even if she doubts it in her heart.

“Her place…is up there. You told me.” Those words were forced with every ounce of strength she can get. Upon hearing those words, everyone who genuinely cared for her sobbed by her side. It was the only thing they can do. “Take care of (y/n). While I join my husband now.” The lady of the house closes her eyes and the weeping overtakes the gentle rain, a peek of the moonlight shining on her dead blooming face.

“(y/n), (y/n).” Reynold repeats until he familiarizes his niece’s name. The servants make way for him to see the baby crying and kicking on the cradle. You were so cute, so beautiful, so perfect. He took you in his arms despite the protests and attempted to rock you even though your discomfort just got worse.

He started roaring and professed your fate.

“THIS. IS THE FUTURE EMPRESS.” He spun you around and the midwife clenched her heart in pain. “(Y/N) (L/N) OR…(Y/N) ALBERICH.” He laughed crazily; the surname of the royal family attached to his niece made him feel things.

“BOW DOWN TO HER MAJESTY.” And all the men who vie for power, all the men invited to witness the birth of the empress, everyone who is on your side, bow down their heads to the younger you.

Little feet run happily on the grass as you attempt to catch your awfully taller playmate. Eyes zeroed on running after him, your breathing shortened but determination overpowers as you scream like a boy. Those fun screams turn into high-pitched genuine ones when someone grabs the collar of your dress to pull you back and choke.

Turning around and the hand lets you go. You see the face of your all-time bully and your mood turns sour, the white-haired boy at the back stops from the chase and runs back to help you against the older boy.

“Dottore! What was that?” You demand an answer despite his intimidating taller figure against yours. Just because he grew up with you, he thinks he’s able to order you around.

“You’re the future empress. Why are you playing with that illiterate peasant?”

What peasant? Oh. You look over to Itto who’s almost the same height as Dottore, you wished he grew up faster so he can fight back. Your ‘cousin’ was always like this, berating you and him every time you go around to play. Maybe it’s because he’s jealous he can’t join.

“It’s because we’re free to do what we want. Unlike you who’s getting shipped off somewhere.” You retort that strikes a chord in the older boy.

Dottore sighs, you were the constant cause of his headache. “(y/n). Let’s go now. Master will get angry-“ “Shut up! You’re adopted! You don’t get to tell me anything!” “Why you!—” He didn’t get to finish what he said as you started running and crying like you always do. This was the same scene every time he fetched you to cut off playtime.

And the same words falling from your mouth that wouldn’t do anything. Shrill shrieks rattle the estate as the most important child throws a tantrum once again.

“I! DON’T WANT TO BE EMPRESS!”

[dangerouscommiesubversive]

i KNEW you'd open prompts when i was away aghhh

anyways:

any of the above for gentarou/kengo and if you wish, any of the other krc members you think deserve kisses

any of the above for shou/hikaru (ultraman ginga)

Conveniently you sent me a follow-up ask with some basic scenario requests, so I have two to use for your stories. ^_^ You wanted a Fourze Valentine's Day, and let's make this one a goofy kiss. Although it's more situationally goofy than an especially goofy kiss in and of itself.

Someone's at the apartment door, but Gentarou's in the bathroom when he hears the knocking, so by the time he gets out to answer it the knocker is long gone. The only sign they were there is a package, which was balanced on his doorknob and falls to the ground as he opens the door.

It looks small-ish, and when Gentarou picks it up he realizes that it's barely the size of his hand. It's white and clean and labeled neatly in plain black pen, Kisaragi Gentarou with no address and a return address that just says, Utahoshi.

Utahoshi!

He not-quite-slams the door and then nearly cuts his hand slicing the package open. Inside the neat white wrapper is a gray jewelry box, also small, with a note taped to the top:

1. Stick it to a door. No, it doesn't matter what door as long as you can fit through it.

2. Flip the switch.

3. Open the door.

No signature, but he'd recognize Kengo's fussy handwriting anywhere.

He opens the jewelry box and there's an Astro Switch inside. It's not numbered; instead, where the number label would go, there's a picture of a rabbit. He stares at it for a moment and then lets out a delighted whoop, pulls it out, and slaps it against his front door, where it promptly sticks. When he flips the switch, there's a beat, and then a faint electronic voice says, "Door on."

He very nearly charges through the door right away, stops himself, takes a moment to check his hair, straighten his clothes, and grab a different white box from the kitchen counter, and then pulls the door open and runs through the newly-revealed tunnel of light.

At the end of the tunnel he pauses for a second, checks his hair again, makes sure he's got a grip on the gift in his hands, and bursts through the door with a gleeful shout of, "Hey, Kengo, I didn't know you were re--oh wow, is that a couch?"

Kengo wheels back from one of the computer consoles with a pained sigh completely at odds with his tiny smile. "Yes, it's a couch. I decided that if I was going to rebuild this place I might as well make it more comfortable, since obviously you're all going to insist on hanging out here."

"Yeah, you made a whole little lounge area, that's awesome. Oh, did you move it a little, the view's even better--"

"I tracked down some of my father's notes and you have no idea how complicated it was to reconstruct this at all, let alone improve on it or design the door switches." Another, more affectionate sigh as Gentarou immediately starts putting his hands on everything in the new Rabbit Hutch, and then Kengo unfolds his cane and stands up from his chair with a suppressed wince. "So are you going to say hello to me or what, Kisaragi?"

Gentarou comes thundering over, there's a brief and only somewhat grudging execution of the handshake, and then he pulls Kengo into a hug and says, right into his ear, "Why didn't you tell me? I would have helped."

"It was a surprise. Something is poking me in the back."

"Oh, that, yeah you remember what day it is tomorrow, right?"

Kengo frowns at him. "I...no, what day is it tomorrow?"

"Valentine's!" Gentarou holds out the little wrapped box. "I was going to mail these to you today, but then I got the switch, so I figured I'd just bring them here. Happy Valentine's Day, Kengo."

Kengo takes the box of chocolates with a puzzled nod, says, "Thank you," and then makes a startled noise as Gentarou leans forward and kisses him. "Kisaragi," when his mouth is free, "Gentarou, give me some warning when you--look, here." He digs a remote out of his pocket and presses a red button on it, and Gentarou feels everything lighten. "I turned off the artificial gravity, can you help me get over to the couch? If you're going to insist on kissing me then I'd rather be sitting down."

"I mean, I don't have to kiss you if you don't want me to."

"I didn't say I didn't want you to, I've just had to do a lot of standing up today and if I don't get some rest I'm not going to be able to get in and out of the bath tonight."

"Right, ok, here we go--man, I've missed being able to bounce like this. So this means I can kiss you more?"

"Yes, it means you can kiss me more, didn't I say that?"

Ten minutes later the switch-entry door hisses open, there's the faint slap of sneakers on the floor as someone else bounces through, and JK says, "Oh, so the party's already gotten started."

Gentarou pulls back and says, cheerfully, "No, if Kengo had told me he was rebuilding the Rabbit Hutch we could have had a party. I would've brought a cake. Maybe a really big cake and I could turn into Fourze and pop out of the top of it. You know, like," gesturing, "it's the new Rabbit Hutch!"

Kengo stares up at him. "I don't think that would be very appropriate."

"Why not? We've been friends for years now, don't you want to see me jump out of a cake?"

"More to the point," JK says, plaintively, "don't I get a kiss?"

"I don't feel any particular need to see you jump out of a cake, no."

"It would be so fun, though. Plus, then there's cake."

"We can just have cake, Gentarou, I don't see why anyone needs to jump out of it. Besides, it'd be a fire--"

"Who's jumping out of a cake?" Miu says, stepping delicately through the entry door, her shoes clicking on the floor. "Everyone else is right behind me, I should--Shun, don't step on my heels."

"Sorry, Miu--here, Yuuki, do you need a hand?" Shun helps Yuuki over the doorstep, and then Ryuusei and Tomoko step through together behind her and the door shuts with a click. "What about cake? JK, what are they talking about?"

The others all look up at JK, now perched on the edge of the loft space, and he grins and waves at everyone. "Hey hey hey, all my girls, gays, and theys," he says in his best I-have-a-podcast-now voice, "it's your boy J to the K, currently languishing in the newly rebuilt Rabbit Hutch while one of the hottest guys he knows completely refuses to give him any sugar in favor of making out with this mad scientist he just found."

Kengo, red-faced, says, "We weren't making out, we were just, just taking a second and then JK got here early."

"I was going to jump out of a cake," Gentarou says, helpfully. "As Fourze. You know, to celebrate the new Rabbit Hutch, and also because it's Valentine's."

Ryuusei pinches the bridge of his nose. "Gentarou, putting the Fourze suit inside a cake would be a fire hazard."

Kengo nods vigorously. "That's what I was trying to tell him, but he kept getting hung up on whether or not I wanted to see him jump out of a cake."

"I'd just like to point out," JK says, "that I still haven't gotten any kisses, despite having asked very nicely."

"Would someone please get up there and kiss JK so he stops asking."

Yuuki bounces up to the loft, kisses JK on the cheek, and then bounces down again with a gleeful cry of, "Oh, the view's even better now!"

"Oh, come on, is that all I get?"

"Maybe if you came down from there one of us could give you a better kiss," Nozama says, and she speaks very softly, but everyone turns to listen to her anyway. "You know Yuuki isn't interested in kissing. Also," she holds up a white paper box, "we have cake, Ryuusei and I were about to have it when the switches arrived and we thought we'd bring it along to share with everyone." A dreamy smile. "It's red velvet with black frosting."

"It looks very ominous," Ryuusei adds, as if this is a selling point.

Gentarou whoops delightedly and bounces off Kengo's lap. "All right, we can have a party. JK, come on down and I'll kiss you and then we can all have cake. Here, let's pull the table over, Kengo's not doing standing up right now--"

"And if you get crumbs in my equipment I'll kill you."

"--and if we get cake in his stuff we're all dead so we shouldn't cut near the consoles, come on." Gentarou bounds over to the table and grabs one end of it as Shun grabs the other. "Let's have a Kamen Rider Club Valentine's party! We haven't gotten to do one of those in years!"

[jeontaehui]

Are there any chaotic Taehui moments during hot sauce promotions?

TAEHEE BEING CHAOTIC DURING HOT SAUCE ERA — A THREAD BY USER MRKSVTT

1. someone pls save her

🌶️ NCT DREAM has the hottest striking skills I Hot Sauce Bowling

haechan has been keeping his laughter all to himself since the past minute, causing jeno to become curious as to what he was laughing about. 

“no, just look at noona,” haechan whispers to the latter, their eyes subtly giving short glances to taehee as they stood on their side, “she’s so quiet.”  

as if mark had read his mind, the dreamies hear the familiar laugh of their leader and turn their heads to him, “taehee, calm down! your eyes are literally shaking right now.” 

the boys chuckle at the nervous grin that appears on her lips, her meek voice trying to brush them off, “no, guys, it’s fine. it’s fine!” 

“she’s convincing herself,” jisung comments with a giggle, “noona, i’ll make yours!” 

“okay,” she replies, the worry in her tone causing mark to let out one more laugh. “do you want me to eat yours?” he asks, standing up, and as if she had a sudden change in demeanor taehee waves him off with her hand. “i’m not a baby,” she tells him. 

“jiji noona,” jisung calls, catching the attention of the elder. he raises two of his fingers, letting taehee know that she was about to choose between two options. she groans. 

“option 1, i’ll pick the least spicy sauce but place a ton of drops,” the snort that comes out of haechan and renjun shows that they like his idea, “or option two, i’ll get the spiciest one and place just a few.” 

“wouldn’t that be the same thing though?” she wonders, finally standing up and scanning the various bottles of hot sauce scattered on the table. jisung shakes his head (cutely, if i may add), “okay, then i’ll go with option 1.”

taehee proceeds to watch jisung get to work, obviously dreading the fact that she was the last to eat among their team. 

“but even if jisung places just a tiny drop,” haechan explains to the camera, “taehee noona’s gonna cry.” 

shouts of protest begin to come from the said girl, but he continues, “like her spice tolerance is really really really really really low.” 

“... 5, 6, 7, 8,” jisung finishes, looking proud at what he had accomplished before handing it over to a nervous taehee. as if to tease her further, mark reaches for the box of tissues on the table and places it in front of her. “these are for your tears,” he jokes. 

a few moments tick by and taehee brings the plate up to her nose, “oh the smell— it’s burning.” chenle laughs, commenting on how his noona was so cute. 

they wait in anticipation as taehee grabs the soft taco and sniffs it again, and it seems that all the walls she had built up until now collapse. 

“AGHHH,” taehee suddenly groans, jeno and mark bursting into laughter once more. “WHAT DO I DO?! I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THE LESS SPICY SAMYANG RAMEN!!! MARK!!!” she exclaims, brows furrowing in panic as she held tightly onto mark’s arm with her free hand.

“we won’t judge you if you cry, noona,” renjun chuckles. “well, you’re doing a really great job at it so far,” she retaliates.

quickly taking a bite, taehee places the plate down and chews on her food silently, serious eyes looking straight at the camera. “how is it?” mark prompts, but taehee doesn’t answer.

it takes exactly ten seconds of silence until her eyes are filled to the brim with tears, and it worsens all the more as she swallows the food in her mouth, leaving a scorching hot feeling on her tongue down to her throat.

the boys erupt into laughter once more, chenle screaming out on how adorable she was being right now, and she gulps down on nothing to soothe the pain in her mouth.

before taehee can even move to get herself a glass of milk, mark is already handing one in front of her, his, “here you go,” graced with a chuckle.

she downs the contents of the glass quickly, sighing in relief as the spiciness that lingered in her mouth starts to go away.

as if her almost crying in front of the camera wasn’t enough, taehee stumbles back as her head spins, and she would’ve fallen on her bum if mark didn’t hold her up by the waist.

haechan smiles at her endearingly but it comes off as a teasing one, “wah.. are you okay? do you need to sit down?”

taehee just looks up the ceiling and stays unmoving, her eyelids fluttering shut, “the world is spinning so i have decided to not move until it stops.”

2. bless jaemin and taehee 

SUB)역대급헤각장!🔥눈떠보니 좋아하는 SM아이돌이 내앞에 있다면!!?? (feat.NCT DREAM) If My fave IDOLS are watching me..?

“you close your hand first,” taehee tells jaemin after having failed two attempts of their assigned challenge, “and then like da da da...” but jaemin couldn’t hear the beats properly since the rest of dream were also practicing on the sidelines, wanting to do the challenge too. 

taehee plasters an annoyed smile on her face as she rolled her eyes, but jaemin was the first to snap, “BE QUIET!”

“STAY STILL!” taehee adds (much like this) as she raises her hands up in the air, the gesture making everyone in the room laugh. 

3. idk how to explain this but i cant get it out of my head

시즈니이2관왕 (210528)

“‘taehee unnie, please cover your abs so you won’t get cold’,” renjun reads with a polite tone, to which jisung laughs at.

“summer is coming though?” haechan wonders from his seat, “do you want to see mine instead?”

while the others shake their heads against his suggestion, taehee clicks her tongue and raises her brows at him challengingly. “don’t say that,” she tells him, “they’re (the fan) mine.”

“okay okay,” haechan chuckles, and the threatening glare that was on taehee’s face is quickly replaced with a bright smile after hearing his response.

“czennies, i’ll work harder so you can see them more in the future too!” she exclaims, raising her fist up in the air before exaggerating a giggle, “ahihi.”

“what the heck is ‘ahihi’?” jeno snorts, “this noona, really.”

4. i sometimes wonder what goes on in her mind

REACTION to '맛 (Hot Sauce)' with Pinkfong REDREX | NCT DREAM Reaction

"WOAHH!” the sight of the red dinosaur mascot that was walking towards them makes the members’ eyes light up in surprise. “it’s a dinosaur!” haechan shouts, his voice going a pitch higher like a child seeing these extinct creatures in the museum for the first time.

meanwhile, mark, jisung, and taehee poke at its fake teeth in interest, fingers prodding at each tooth that were too dull to be sharp. “its teeth hurt me,” mark winces as he delivers his joke. 

it wasn’t long before taehee’s curiosity got the best of her as she opened the t-rex’s mouth big and wide, her sudden movements causing the rest of dream to erupt in laughter. “noona, what are you doing?” chenle asks with a fond smile. 

taehee pulls away from the mascot, laughing after seeing the surprised eyes of the staff wearing it. “he got so surprised,” taehee chuckles with a grin, before proceeding to imitate what she saw to the camera — eyes as big as saucers and a gasp slipping past her lips.

5. our clumsy baby pls be careful

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“what kind of dog will be created?”

“how far are we taking this?”

“the marriage...”

as the rest continue to explain haechan and daegal’s supposed marriage to jaemin, taehee scoots closer to jisung, who was on the floor, to read the comments the fans were sending. 

“what the,” she mutters, amusement in her tone after reading a comment someone had said about buttholes and teeth and dentists. not noticing that she was right by his ear, jisung jolts in surprise at hearing her voice and the phone, that was also taehee’s, falls from his hands and onto the floor beside him. 

taehee went to pick it up quickly — too quickly, in fact, that she hit her nose on the marble table quite harshly as she bent down to reach the object. 

“OH!” all heads turn to their corner when jisung shouts, taehee recoiling in pain as she held her nose. “why?” mark asks in concern, “what happened?”

while jisung explains through held laughter the situation taehee was in, the female member slowly leans into the couch and meets the eyes of a concerned renjun. 

“can i see?” he asks, and taehee carefully removes her hands just an inch away from her nose bridge that she was pressing against in hopes of relieving the pain. “is it bleeding?”

after noting that her nose was fine and that only a very tiny bruise was starting to form on her bridge, renjun decides to answer, “no, but your nose is starting to look like rudolph.” 

the two-tone haired boy proceeds to sing the infamous christmas song, much to the amusement of haechan and jeno, and taehee slaps his shoulder in retaliation. “stop being annoying!” she groans, causing renjun to release a hearty laugh off his chest, hand comeing down to pat on the top of taehee’s head. “it’s okay, baby,” he coos.

“do you want to get some ice for it?” mark speaks up again, worried gaze still looking over her. taehee removes her fingers from her face again and makes eye contact with him, “do you want to kiss it better instead?”

though it sounded more than a threat than an actual attempt at flirting, jeno sighs, “and she’s back.”

6. clumsy baby pt. 2 (ft. chenle)

[Un Cut] Take #1｜‘맛 (Hot Sauce)’ Jacket Behind the Scene

after seeing mark throw a chip in the air and successfully catching it in his mouth, jaemin turns to taehee who sat beside him on the carpet floor. “can you do that?” he asks, and taehee shakes her head no. “if i do it, i might choke,” yet she’s already grabbing a chip from the yellow bag the latter is currently holding, “watch.”

the food does in fact get stuck in her throat, but only for a short while until she’s coughing it out. “are you crazy?!” jaemin shouts, the amused grin he was wearing contrasting to his scolding tone. taehee could only give him a smile back as she chewed, a mischievous glint present in her eyes. 

at the same time, chenle watches the two with a bemused expression, before turning to the camera and sighing. “you know those people in school who are like, good in tests and get high grades or something?” he asks, “but then they’re super dumb when it comes to things outside of school?”

chenle laughs, “that’s taehee noona.”

“she’s good at dancing, surfing, skateboarding — all the things that require balance,” he explains, “but she’s the clumsiest person i know, as in the clumsiest.”

“it’s alright,” chenle shrugs innocently, “it’s cute.”

7. u can literally hear ‘all i did was try my best this the kinda thanks i get’ #SMFreeTaehee 

💚시즈니 Fㅏ워🏆💚ㅣ맛 (Hot Sauce) 음악방송 대기실 비하인드 #3

“tmi?” jeno repeats before facing jaemin, “tmi.”

“the tmi for today is,” the other starts, eyes wandering around the room until they finally settle on a certain member, “there’s an album that i’ve been listening to ever since it came out, and i’m not even the one playing it.”

a confused hum sounds out of jeno at his member’s statement, his brows furrowing together as he tries to make sense of what jaemin had just said, so when the latter tries to imitate the familiar intro of olivia rodrigo’s ‘brutal’, he finally nods in understanding and agrees with him.

“ahhh,” jeno smiles, looking at the camera, “that’s right, i’ve been hearing it too.”

“this person,” jaemin continues, “plays the music so loud. they don’t use the speakers so it’s not that concerning—“

“that concerning?”

“—to others except when you’re next to them. they play the whole album so loudly in their airpods! then you go like, ‘huh? what?’ and when you look at them, they just have this look on and you go, ‘wow, they’re really going through it’,” he finishes. while he was describing the person’s expression as they listened to their music, jaemin’s mouth forms into a slight frown and his eyes go blank, jeno doing his own version after.

the video cuts to a zoom in on taehee, eyes fixed on one of the white fluorescent lights of their waiting room and mouth pressed into a thin line as she had her airpods on. “look at her right now,” jaemin mumbles from behind camera.

“she’s contemplating her life decisions,” jeno chuckles, “‘what am i doing?’, ‘why am i here?’, ‘who am i?’”

8. miss seeing baekhyun and taehee together :(

💚시즈니 Fㅏ워🏆💚ㅣ맛 (Hot Sauce) 음악방송 대기실 비하인드 #3

haechan summons the rest of the members by playing baekhyun’s ‘bambi’, not knowing that taehee had too much of her sugar intake for the day and currently felt stoked for their stage more than ever.

“BAMBI BAM..BI ~~ !!!!” taehee sings loudly, quickly popping into frame before moonwalking to the side.

“what’s with you today?” mark asks, bemused at the current state of his best friend. “taehee— ah, you can’t do that here,” the smile on his face quickly fades as he puts on a serious expression, his tone reminding taehee of the time haechan was told to do a dance he thought was sexy until the members tried to stop him.

that didn’t hinder her though from going all out on busting the choreography to the second verse, even exaggerating them before renjun and mark had to push her out of the waiting room.

“do you bet she’s still dancing outside?” renjun asks, brushing his hands off after closing the door, and he bursts out laughing after hearing the rest of the members agree with his question.

they open the door literally 15 minutes later to reveal taehee, both hands full as she waited patiently on her phone. “where did you get that?” mark chuckles, referring to the grape flavored juice can on her left.

“the vending machine,” taehee shrugs.

“did you dance all the way there?”

“yup.”

mark’s eyes seem to look at her with endearment, “really?”

“mhmm.... i sang too.”

9. i think we all have an idea of what she’s singing here

[Un Cut] Take #2｜‘고래 (Dive Into You) + Rainbow (책갈피) +Diggity’ Track Video Behind the Scene

before filming the choreography parts of the track video for ‘diggity’, the members wait for the director’s cue to start as they all engage themselves in their own conversations — haechan asking jisung for a hug, jeno and mark talking about anything under the sun, and chenle and renjun singing the lyrics to the songs in their album.

meanwhile, jaemin studies taehee with an unreadable expression, the latter dancing idly to the current song stuck in her head at the time.

“she made some plans with my mmm tonight. she not with him tonight. she not with jim tonight,” and it almost seems like taehee had no absolute clue of the words that flew out of her mouth, like she was in some sort of trance, “she in the gym tonight.”

“workout in that nana,” she pretends to throw something in the air, and reading her mind, jaemin simultaneously ‘hits the woah’ with her as they both shout, “AYEE!”

10. dude didnt even hesitate

7DREAM return! 7+맛=Show #우정의_A컷Z컷 #우정월드컵

“alright! the next one is for taehee .... would you rather keep your friendship ring and miss a chance to meet taylor swift or lose it and get a chance to collab with taylor sw—”

“COLLAB WITH TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!”

jeno and jaemin were the only ones laughing as the rest of the dreamies looked at her in disbelief. haechan’s hand even comes up to rub the back of his neck as if his blood pressure was going up, yet the proud grin that was on taehee’s lips does not falter.

“don’t you have to think about this first?” mark tells her, pulling her raised arm by the elbow until it was placed by her side.

“she didn’t even hesitate,” renjun gasps, “noona!”

“a ring is a ring—“

“it’s a symbol of our friendship!” haechan argues, meeting eyes with her.

the host begins to laugh at the ruckus taehee’s answer had caused, and the female idol retaliated, “mark and jisung have lost their rings a couple of times but why are you only reacting like this to me?!”

“you answered right away!” the brown haired vocalist says right back before his lips turn into a little pout.

“okay, okay,” taehee nods turning back to their host, “can you please ask the question again?”

even the group of staff behind the camera burst out laughing, “again?”

mark pushes taehee’s shoulder playfully as he shook with uncontrollable laughter, her polite expression remaining on her features as she waited patiently for the emcee to repeat the question.

“taehee-ssi, would you rather keep your friendship ring and miss a chance to meet taylor swift or lose it and get a chance to collab with taylor swift?”

“mmm,” taehee pretends to ponder, her brows furrowing together as she juts out her bottom lip into a pout, “a collaboration with my favorite artist seems like a once in a lifetime experience....”

“but, haechan’s right, the ring is a symbol of our friendship, which i value so much,” taehee says into the mic, some of the dreamies’ chuckles fading in the background. “we’ve been through a lot together — we’ve been happy and sad and all sorts of things together, and seeing how close we are now, i could say that this,” she gestures to all of them, “would stand the test of time.”

“ohhh,” the boys hum, nodding impressed at her answer. “not only a lifetime but would stand the test of time,” the emcee emphasizes.

“so i will pick option b.”

“NOONA!”

[heytheredeann]

yessss im so happy you like them!!!!! One thing that always stuck out to me was the fact that the only other person Jessica talks to the way she talks to Harvey is friggin Jeff Malone, the guy who she was /dating/. That scene in the pilot episode where Harvey’s like “really hot” and she goes “you’re an idiot” in such an exasperated, fond tone of voice just INSTANTLY killed me, I died on the spot. I don’t think she’s ever called any other character an idiot in that loving way lmaooo, it reminds me of me with my S/O and close friends

Also!! The fact that she just breaks into his apartment sometimes (even though she doesn’t have a key) and he doesn’t even question it. Just a “someday I’m gonna figure out how you keep getting in here” and that’s it. He walks in and she’s just there cooking him dinner and the first thing he says is “I didn’t know you could cook.” And then later the whole “are you imagining me naked right now?” “No. Maybe. Yes.” “Go wash up. And don’t spend too much time in the bathroom” SHE DOESNT BANTER LIKE THAT WITH ANYONE ELSE, IM DECEASED I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. Harvey’s the only one besides Jeff who Jessica is playful with, and it’s just....AGHHH they’re so cute, & I’m so so so glad you agree!!!

Yes YES I’m such a sucker for the whole he flirts/she lovingly calls him an idiot thing, I LOVE IT SO MUCH

And I had totally forgotten about her break-ins LOOOOL now I remember and it’s absolutely WONDERFUL. I think it ties with stuff like that reaching for his inside pocket thing that got burned in my brain forever, they are just so comfortable with each other asdfghjkl she just invades his space like that, just showing up and cooking him dinner, and he’s like “yeah, this is totally normal”, he just rolls with it and it’s perfect.

I 100% share your love for how playful they are, it’s so GOOD.

Thank you for this, it’s always so nice to get slapped in the face by an old beautiful ship ;_;

[cheerfulimp]

Cursed....characters

ok no I wont wait days...and I will talk about characters, I’m not gonna compare it with the book I haven’t read. Just what I saw

Arthur 

I didn’t like the Arthur at all....like at all...I’m not judging him being in a band, he was abounded kid, and stuff, didn’t know what to do blalal...but come on like he STOLE the Sword, and then after Nimue went after him and demanded the Sword back...he was like “hey nothing really mattered, just a sword sis chill,  why are you talking with me like that and stuff..pff...why are so rude to me, why why”...aagghhh...and after, through the series, I can’t explain it, aghhh I hope there will be a NEAT character development for him...I really hope...how do they even fell in love?

Green Knight aka Gawain

Boi my boi....such a perfect character, again I hope to see his character development. Because heeere what I didn’t liked at all. He told us a story about his close friend being killed in front of him blalal, and it was tough yet the right decision, to let him die. AND THEN we have windmill scene, where another yet fairy is tortured in front of him, they demand him to come and fight, BUT hey oh my lovely Gawain whom I really love, this time you’re not alone, it’s not only about your life, there were kids, and honestly you didn’t even know that fairy, so the reaction you gave was really stupid. Yeah Yeah we all can agree that that fairy life really mattered, plus he remembered his friend’s death etc., but come on we all know  he saw/witnessed/went through that same things after many times. And sure that stupid behavior of this only was written in order for ARTHUR to kill himself that poor fairy, so Gawain would not kill his own-kind, though he knew it was the only logical move. Come on people, we saw/ read plenty of movies/books with similar situations.

Nimue

I love the actress. Her character is not set well yet. She was not really practicing with her powers during her childhood, neither she can really fight. Idk we need more I hope we will get more. I’m not talking about her sometimes crazy behavior under the RING’s influence , sorry SWORD’s...this LOTR RING and CURSED SWORD have SAME ENERGY honestly =D However I must say something. The scene where Dof died, let’s be honest she didn’t even really tried helping, like “man i’m so tired after all that and stuff, i might not be helpful blala...sorryy my best friend since childhood...welp he’s dead sorryyyy” and immediately when the other viking dude announced that now they with  Red Spear are allies, she immediately had that smile on her face, like good good thanks!! Sure in that time of trouble it’s good to have someone on your side, But I mean let’s be honest she didn’t even tried hard enough to save that man. And we all remember that on the other hand she really tried  hard to save dead Gawain. Double standards? like IDk who is this man so nope im tired, GAWAIN my childhood ( i feel he was a crush) i will try to undead you. Remember Vinny? yeah had that vibes

Merlin 

How can you hate Floki?Sure Floki killed Edelstein, but it was in the past. And his Flokiness was coming out in Merlin. Nah really good character....we need more of him agaaain to understand him, well ok not understand  rather than  justify his actions. True there’s a lot went between him fairy people and human (not mentioning shadows, creatures and other dimensions ) during his loooong lifetime. Man can have depression and anxiety. IDK we saw lot’s of characters that live long life and vie life differently idk idk. He tried at least saving his own daughter, that is a start I guess, and now his powers are back, who know what craziness awaits us.  ALSO NOW he has no connection with humans, neither with shadows, and fairies, he is all by himself. This can lead to something interesting? morality? He will train Morgana? who knows? he still have fairy fire or smth .I was not going to talk about him honestly. I love Floki

MORGANA 

Before knowing who is she. I hated her, cause for no reason she slapped Nimue..like dude wtf she just woke up she don’t know where is she, who are you and who was that future bitch little nun sitting in front of her. WHY SLAP?? ANd then we found out her love towards Fairies, and i loved her. then we heard her version of letter she said her fav part, that was “ damn i feel we gonna see it in the future”. Plus How did she killed  the Widow?? spider? sword? Graphics  were weirdish. And with all due respect, you left the “one you really loved that hard” in the monastery, and then “I will do shady things to return to you..more like dead version of you”. We all know this is not her but the spider, and Morgana is supposedly  smart, why is she not considering that option? blinded by pain and love? naah...this is ridicules, but heey she is not fully doing shady things so far she returned to Nimue, idk how becoming a Widow on the way...maybe this is some king of time paradox type things...anywaay let’s seee...SHE IS THE MORGANA PEOPLE>>>SHE MUST BE BAD ASSISH

Percival=PERFECTION nothing to add. He’s gonna be trained by best out of bests!!!

Weeping Monk? Lancelot!! He did nothing wrong! And in this fandom we love him!

When I first saw him, I was like ok ok i know your backstory. Definitely fairy raised killing machine. For a little brief moment in the very beginning i though he might be Mordred (first two episodes), but then we had Gawain, so i was like “ okaay I see some epic Lancelot revel coming soon”, cause the whole squad is here already.You can’t have Arthur, Gawain, Morgana,Nimue,Perci,Merlin, but magically bring Lance in the end or somewhere in the middle of seasons. Have you noticed that “Weeping Monk fighting against Trinity Guards had the SAME energy of Ben Solo fighting  agains Knights of Ren” ?I will go down with this character...perfection...

Red Spear 

Is she Guinevere ? Maybe i forgot some knight with a spear..Sir Balin? he was not part of round....but idk this book i haven’t read, so why not he was one of the Savagest one...I ship my/this theory

[bakugohoex]

AHHHH RIA ITS SO NICE TO SEE YOU ON MY DASH AGAIN 😭😭💖 i've missed you i hope uni and everything has been good hehe

also for the ask game haikyuu <3

aghhh hazel yeah im at home so not that busy so i’ve been popping in and out of tumblr lmao, uni is amazing though like im loving it so far and cant wait to go back on sunday 😩

haikyuu

The first character I first fell in love with

Oikawa

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now:

Atsumu

The character everyone else loves that I don’t:

Maddog

The character I love that everyone else hates:

Atsumu (I don’t think that many people hate him tho)

The character I used to love but don’t any longer:

Tsukishima (don’t like or dislike him in the middle)

The character I would totally smooch:

Meian 😩

The character I’d want to be like:

Bokuto or Kuroo

The character I’d slap:

Daishou

A pairing that I love:

Don’t really have a fave pairing

A pairing that I despise:

Don’t really have a pair i dislike either

[bammtoris]

rules: pick 5 shows, then answer the following questions. don’t cheat. tag some people.

I was tagged by @lostinthespeedforce

1. Prodigal son

2. Daredevil

3. Broadchurch

4. Supernatural

5. SKAM france

Tagging: @procrastinatingsab @paranoid-peaches @malclombright @malcolmwhumply @thatsmytrope @prodigal-shakyhands

Who is your favorite character in 2?

Matt murdock!! i love my dumbass dork

Who is your least favorite character in 1?

Eve blanchard tbh, imagine ghosting someone for about 3 months and then leaving them when they weren’t useful anymore

What is your favorite episode of 4?

i LOVE 7x17 born Again identity!! i love the Sam whump sm in this one and DESTIEL

What's your favorite season of 5?

OH WELL OFC SEASON 3 GIVE ME THAT FRESHLY BAKED ELU 

What's your favorite couple in 3?

Millardy!! Alec Hardyx Ellie Miller

Who's your favorite couple in 2?

Mattelktra!! i love them sm

What is your favorite episode of 1?

godamn this is a murder huh? 1x05 OFC BC high malcolm and sleep deprived malcolm!!, 1x10 I LIVE FOR SILENT NIGHT SM AMAZING AH, 1x12 BC MALCOLM AND GIL SAD AND MALCOLM´S HALLUCINATIONS AND SHUNSHINEE, 1X16 BC MALJAY AH, 1X17 BC OH GOD SAD PRESS F MALCOLM’S PANIC ATTACK, 1X18 BALLET MALCOLM

What is your favorite episode of 5?

i  love the episode in season five where they all go roadtrip to Basile’s uncle cottage, and ELLIOT SHOWS FIFI TO LUCAS ASKING HIM IF THEY COULD ADOPT IT AHH sooft

What's your favorite season of 2?

oof i looove season 3 tbh it was amazing all the matt whump in the beginning im thriving

How long have you been watching 1?

Since day one :)  i watched the pilot live 

How did you become interested in 3?

I think it was because i was still super sad about dvid tennant leaving doctor who, so i followed him to broadchurch lmaoo

Who is your favorite actor in 4?

I LOVE JARED PADALECKI SM HE IS A SWEETHEART

Which do you prefer, 1, 2, or 5?

oh god a hard one tbh i adore PRODIGAL SON AND IS THE ONLY THING IM FIXATED ON but i also adore SKAM FRANCE a lot so thats a close race

Which have you seen more episodes of, 1 or 3?

well Broadchurch had 3 seasons so i guess that one

If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?

OOf i would love to be an Angel lmao so Gabriel

Would a crossover between 3 and 4 work?

I don’t think so lmaooo like just Alec hardy being all spicy about the winchesters

pair two characters in 1 who would make an unlikely but strangely okay couple?

Martin whitly and John watkins LMAO murder daddies

overall, which show has the better storyline, 3 or 5?

aghhh idkk honestly im going with SKAM FRANCE cuz i love all the explorations they give to each season, Broadchurch last season was dissapointment tm

Who has better music, 2 or 4

LMAO OBS SUPERNATURAL, burning heart, and can´t fight this feeling anymore are songs that SLAP and also CARRY ON WAYWARD SON 

[frostbuny]

P I N K S U M M E R

Summer is when feelings are as high as the temperature.

A dramatic change in Katsuki's life has him chasing down a possible criminal who is at fault for the incident. As the boys get closer to figuring out what really happened, they also come closer to figuring out their feelings for each other.

When the heat of the chase burns down their reality, all they can do is see it through to the end.

Chapter One - Sunshine

Izuku's sweat dripped down his neck, and his wet t-shirt clung to his body like a second skin. The heat wasn't unexpected, but it came in fast and scorched the city in a matter of days. It was probably dangerous to be messing around outside with the temperatures this high and only a half full water bottle resting in his bag. But he was willing to take the risk to see that.

Katsuki had a grin pulling at his face, his sharp eyes with a predatory glint in them. He bunched the bottom of his shirt in his hands before pulling it clean off, his hair fluffed and his body shining in the light. His shoulders and cheeks were pink from the heat and from the exercise, and some blonde strands of his hair stuck to his forehead. He flung the sweat soaked shirt into Kirishima’s face - the red head loudly protested in disgust - before snatching the basketball away and scoring with a loud whoop! of success.

Izuku Midoriya was very in love.

“That was so cheap!” Kirishima said. He used his own shirt to wipe away the sweat that Katsuki’s shirt left on his face. Katsuki laughed loudly. His head was thrown back as he guffawed; his laughter was hideous, and Izuku loved it.

“Yeah well I beat your ass,” he stopped laughing long enough to slap his hand on Kirishima’s back. The clap resounded loud enough that he felt the vibrations in his own body. Luckily Kirishima was built thick enough that something like that wouldn't bother him, but Izuku still flinched at just the sound of it. “You're buying, shitty hair.”

Kirishima groaned loudly before digging around his bag for his wallet. He stared at the busy road with anguish before running across when it wasn't too crowded. The gas station across the street was old and run by a family that thought everyone was beneath them. Everything in the store was over priced, save for the 2 dollar candy bags they keep near the registers. They made the deal that the loser of their game had to buy them drinks. Katsuki gloated in his victory.

“Wanna play a round while he's gone, Deku?” Katsuki threw the basketball at him. It knocked the wind out of his lungs from the fast impact. He coughed before vigorously shaking his head, gently tossing the ball back.

“I'm way too hot,” he said. He should follow Katsuki's lead and take his shirt off, but he wasn't nearly as body confident as the blonde. Katsuki rolled his eyes at the excuse, dribbling the ball where he stood. The concrete glowed beneath them from the sun, and it was hard for Izuku to focus on the bouncing of the ball amidst the light around it. It was as if Katsuki himself was glowing.

A phone started to ring, really shitty dubstep, and Katsuki stopped what he was doing. He let the ball roll away on the illuminated concrete as he approached the duffel bag directly beside Izuku's backpack. He first grabbed the towel lying above it to wipe off the shining sweat his face - the material leaving irritated pink marks across his cheeks - before answering the phone hidden further in the bag.

“What the fuck do you want? I told that old hag I was busy-” he stopped abruptly, the scowl on his face dropping. His eyes widened, his mouth hung open. He hung up the phone abruptly, staring at it like it was a ghost. He stumbled back a step, the motion striking him back into reality. He quickly packed up his bag, throwing the strap over his shoulder before taking off.

“Wh- Kacchan!” Izuku grabbed his bag as well before chasing after the blonde. Katsuki made for the parking lot. He pulled the keys out of his bag as he marched up to the old beat up truck that he parked to take up two parking spaces. Katsuki threw his bag into the trunk before unlocking the doors.

Izuku hoped he wouldn't mind him tagging along, and threw his bag in the back as well before climbing into the truck with Katsuki. It was scorching in the truck; Izuku felt himself suffocating. “What the fuck do you think you're doing-”

“You seem really stressed! And I'm worried- that- uhm. You'll do something reckless,” Izuku's voice lost volume with every word. He really couldn't bare the burning heat another second. The roar of the engine was all he needed to quickly roll the windows down for fresh, slightly less hot air. Katsuki rolled his eyes but said nothing in response. He pulled out of the parking lot quickly and stomped on the gas.

The trip was silent. No shitty dubstep poured from the speakers, no words were exchanged. The only sound was the wheezing of the fan from the ac - Kacchan gave up on fixing his ac months ago - and the roaring wind from the open window. Izuku was just tall enough for the sun visor to block the setting sun when they got in the truck originally, but the sun dropped with the time. Izuku was squinting and squirming the whole drive, trying to avoid the painful rays.

He glanced over at Katsuki. His red eyes were narrowed, a frown tugging his strawberry lips. His fingers were pale white with their tight grip on the wheel, and his entire body was tense with a low boiling anxiety beneath his skin. Izuku wondered what happened for the blonde to be so visibly stressed. He was too afraid to ask.

Izuku took note of the road they were heading down. The trees gave way to a walking trail, and the trail lead to parks on either side. The further down the road they went, the larger their destination loomed over them. Tatooin Hospital was not the largest or most expensive hospital, but it was homely on the inside. The staff was kind, and the residents of the building always greeted him when he entered. His mother worked the front desk, amongst other ladies, and she answered directly to the main doctor of the building. Izuku visited her at work often, but he wasn't sure why they were here now.

Katsuki parked in the overflow lot, but he didn't get out of the car. His hands were still tense and his gaze was sharp. He looked frozen. Izuku hesitated to rest his hand on his arm. Katsuki didn't shake him off, so Izuku figured something was deeply disturbing him. He took a deep breath - Izuku could see his chest struggling to expand - and released it on a shaky exhale. Katsuki undid his seat belt and threw his door open. Izuku did the same.

There was still no words exchanged between them, but Izuku didn't let that stop him from following after his friend. The sun was already set, and the sky was bruised in purples and deep blues. They entered the significantly cooler building, and they were blinded by too bright lights reflecting on the pristine white walls and floors. He locked eyes with his mother where she sat behind her desk. It was connected to two other desks that kept their privacy with high walls between them. Izuku recognized Lady; sitting pretty in pink scrubs and her blonde hair tossed over her shoulder. To his mother's right was Kamui. He kept his face hidden with a mask; Izuku asked him once why he always kept his nose and mouth covered, and the man shook his head in response. “I was asthmatic as a kid, and stayed here growing up. So small things like perfumes could trigger it. I haven't had an attack in years, but you can never be too safe.”

“Oh Katsuki, you're here. And Izuku,” his mother called. She excused herself to her co-workers before walking around the desks and approaching them. She pulled Katsuki into a tight hug. He barely moved; he stood rigid and white faced. The only sign of life was the clenched fists tight at his sides. “You can't see her right now, but I can bring you up to her floor.”

Izuku started to piece things together. He felt a sick, heavy dead stick to his stomach. He felt like he swallowed glue and everything was stuck together and getting tighter. He blindly followed his mother, Katsuki staying beside him the whole walk. They took an elevator at some point, but Izuku was too cold to really pay attention. The world was washed in a numb blue; his warmth from the park drained from him. His mother stopped in front of a door that looked like every other door on the hall. On a clipboard placed inside a clear container glued to the wall, Izuku could see the monochrome ink on the white paper. Mitsuki Bakugou.

Izuku risked a glance at Katsuki. His cherry red eyes were wide, his pupils needles at he stared at the same. “Kacchan,” Izuku called. The blonde didn't react. “Kacchan. Kacchan, what's happening?” No response. “Kacchan!”

It snapped him back into focus. Katsuki's face hardened, and his features fell into a nasty scowl. “What the fuck fucking happened!?” he yelled. He rushed to the door and began to pound on it. “Let me fucking in you mother fucking assholes! Let me fucking see her!” Inko tried her best to pull the blonde away from the wooden door. He wasn't even forming words anymore. A raw scream tore from his throat, and crystalline tears spilled from the corners of his eyes. “Aghhh! Let me- ahhh- see her!”

Izuku wrapped his arms tightly around the blonde, trapping Katsuki's arms as well as he could. Katsuki thrashed and screamed and tried to pull away, but Izuku was running on adrenaline. He tightened his hold, and pulled the blonde away one step backwards at a time. Other nurses finally came to see the commotion, but Izuku already had Katsuki far away enough from the door to stop anything seriously bad from happening. “Kacchan, calm down! Going in there won't help anything!”

A black haired male approached them. He had dark circles hanging from his eyelids, and stubble across his cheeks and chin. He walked towards Katsuki nonchalantly, and stuck a needle in his arm with ease. Katsuki thrashed around for only a few more moments before drooping to the floor. Izuku maintained his grip on him, and sat in the floor with him. Katsuki was dead weight in his arms. “I gave him a small dosage of a tranquilizer. He'll wake up in an hour or so. For fucks sake, don't let him do that shit again,” the man said. His name tag read Aizawa, but his face read I don't have patience for this shit.

Izuku managed to get Katsuki onto one of the chairs lining the walls, and he sat next to him. His mother gave him a sympathetic look, a kiss on the cheek, and a wave goodbye.

It wasn't until a few more hours passed that he finally heard what happened to Katsuki's mother.

Bakugou Mitsuki was in a coma.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20117194/chapters/47657377

[artlessictoan]

Hi. Could I request some butch!yodo/fem!chou (i know you had that one before but I can't imagine anything else for those two)? Maybe in that rivaling music shops AU from that other time you did requests? Thank you very much!

nonski.. i literally screeched when i saw this tHANK YOU (here’sthe other req referenced in the ask!)

(requests open)

(ao3 mirror)

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She carefully examined her reflection in the shop window,brushing some stray hairs back into place, adjusting her miniskirt to show offa little more leg, before pushing open the poster-laden door and steppingthrough it with the practised confidence of a supermodel.

As embarrassing as it was to practice her strut in themirror at home, she had to admit, the effect was well worth it.

The door creaked slightly as it closed behind her andChouchou was immediately hit with the increasingly familiar scent of sweat,leather and – weirdly, for a store dedicated to all things grungy and hardcore –sandalwood. She had been told by Sarada, that Yodo always lit incense as soonas she got in, while they were getting ready to open the shop.

It was discovering little things like that that kept hercoming back, time after time, in the hopes that maybe she’ll find yet anotherexcuse to fall just a little more in love with the tiny ball of chaos,verve and idiocy that was Yodo.

As usual, the shop was empty. She glanced around, idlywondering how the hell they were still in business when, in all the times she’dvisited, she’d never seen more than three people browsing the aisles at once. Yodoinsisted that metalheads, while not overly abundant in the general population,were extremely dedicated to their genre, however Sarada had explained that Yodocame from a wealthy family and had a doting adoptive father who was very generouswith his money and would do anything for his children.

Just another surprising discovery and another butterfly inher stomach.

When a thorough search of the shop floor revealed no Yodo, shecasually hopped over the counter and poked her head in the storeroom.

A smirk immediately spread across her face. The short blondehad her back to her and apparently hadn’t even realised that anyone was there,judging by the bright wires trailing down from her ears; Chouchou could hearthe muffled drumming the earbuds were emitting from across the room.

She stepped closer. “You know, it would be really easy forsomeone to rob you right now,” Chouchou said.

Yodo didn’t respond, just kept sorting through CDs andnodding her head along to whatever she was listening to. Raising an eyebrow,Chouchou snapped her fingers experimentally. Yodo mumble-sang a fewincomprehensible words and started tapping her foot.

Oh, she’s just asking for it!

Hovering just behind her target – who was still utterlyengrossed in the bass thudding through her earphones – and before she couldthink better of it, she lightly pressed a finger to the middle of her spine andran it all the way up to her neck.

“HAH!” Chouchou barely registered the surprisingly gruffshout, before Yodo spun on her heel, fist already swinging.

Incredibly, she managed to land her hard, bony knucklesright on Chouchou’s elbow.

“AGHHH FUCK! WHAT THE-” Yodo ripped out her earphones ��-Chouchou?What the fuck are ya doing? I nearly beat the shit outta you! Fuck, my fist.”

Gripping her arm like it was about to fall off, she had tofight through the shudders racking her entire body before she could reply, “Howdid you hit me right on the funny bone? Fuck.” They were both still swearingand groaning, clutching their respective aching body parts tightly.

Chouchou sucked in a sharp breath as the last of the shakes fadedto nothing. Elbow still hurt though. “Ok, learned my lesson, never doing thatagain,” she said, laughing through the pain.

“What were you even expecting to happen?” Yodo asked, ajustifiably annoyed look on her face.

“I dunno, was kinda hoping I might get a cute little squealout of you or something-” which she still desperately wanted to hear, but waswilling to accept that she would have to find a different tactic in the future;maybe she was ticklish? “-I’m sorry, I promise I won’t sneak up on you anymore,but you do realise that your shop is open, right? Maybe you should turn downthe volume enough that you can hear when the door opens.”

Cheeks puffing up like a hamster, Yodo replaced the earbuds,picked up the box of CDs she had been sorting and pushed past her, shoutingbehind her as she disappeared through the door, “Y’know I don’t come into yourshop and criticise your work habits.”

Trailing behind her, Chouchou leaned against the counter andwatched her friend return to her task, occasionally glancing at the empty store.

“You should at least turn down the volume a little, my earsare hurting in sympathy.”

“God, you’re worse than my dad,” she mumbled, thoughher hand did drift down to her phone and the loud, heavy beat faded to a faint,tinny noise. It was mostly drowned out by the clacking of plastic cases as Yodomoved albums into incomprehensible piles. Chouchou stared at the band names tryingto find some link – or even a single familiar name at all – but came up blank.

She picked up the top CD in the pile closest to her and casuallybegan reading through the track list. “So, what’re you listening to?” she asked.

“Oi, don’t be messin’ up my system.” She didn’t try to take itback though. “And none of your business.”

“C’mon, tell me!”

“You wouldn’t know them anyways.” For someone who wasgenerally down-to-earth, Yodo had an amazingly pretentious streak in her.

She raised a brow, but Chouchou was still grinning uncontrollablywhen she said, “Wow, music snob much?” Dropping the CD back on the appropriatestack, Chouchou turned all her attention to her new game. “Gimme a hint, rock?Metal? Punk?”

“You’re not gonna get it-”

“Just because I’m not hugely into this stuff, doesn’t mean I’mcompletely ignorant.” In fact, she had quite a good knowledge of classic rockand metal; her dad played it all the time when she was a kid and she still hada nostalgic soft spot for the genre, even if she had mostly gravitated towardpop, funk and soul as she’d gotten older. “I’m not going to stop bugging youuntil you tell me.”

Yodo gave her an unplaceable look and silently picked up apile and quickly stomped toward the ‘grindcore’ aisle.

She wasn’t about to give up that easy. Chouchou followedher, playing a very one-sided game of twenty questions as she went, pushing thelimits of her knowledge of Yodo’s favourite music. Outside of the occasionalgrunt and assertions that she was never going to find out who it was, Yodoremained unresponsive.

Well, she couldn’t be having that, the whole point ofher teasing was to get a reaction, to get her attention, with the nebulousend goal of eventually kissing her and hopefully things would just carry onfrom there.

Disaster gay she might be, but she was at least self-awareabout it.

But, until she found the courage to confess, she had anurgent mystery to solve and she’d just thought of a brilliant plan.

Asking what decade the song was from in her whiniest voice,she pulled her phone out and tapped out a quick message. Just a few secondslater, Yodo jumped and frowned down at the pocket of her tight jeans, the onesthat were ripped to the point of being non-existent. Chouchou was veryfond of those jeans.

Leaning over her shoulder, Chouchou snickered at the textYodo had just received – a simple ‘hey girl’ – and, before she could ask whatthe hell she was messaging her for when she was literally right next to her,she reached over and snatched the phone out of her hand, tugging the wire ofthe earbuds with it.

“Hey!” Yodo spun around, glaring up at her with thosebeautiful eyes, that could look anything from green, to blue, to grey,depending on the light. But, right now, they just looked… apprehensive?

That gave her pause, just for a moment, but when her friendgave no sign that she was truly angry, which she knew from experiencewas a valid concern, she decided to push her luck and grin. “Hey, you weren’ttelling me, so I’m just gonna listen for myself to find out.”

“NO!”

She held the phone high above Yodo’s head – not exactly adifficult feat, she barely reached her elbows, even when she wasn’twearing six-inch heels – and stuck her tongue out at her, before catching oneof the dangling earbuds and sticking it in her own ear, all the while, nudgingYodo’s grasping hands away.

The tone was an immediate shock, much softer and lighterthan what she’d been expecting, as was the perfectly clear, lilting voice ofthe female vocalist.

It was also very familiar and she found herself singingalong for half a second before slowly saying, “Wait… I know this song, this is…”Suddenly, it all clicked together and she was biting her lip trying not tolaugh. “Awwww, the scary punk rocker likes sugary bubble-gum pop!”

Yodo slapped a hand against her mouth and glanced around the– still empty – shop. “Not so loud!”

She raised her brows and gently peeled the hand from herlips, maybe revelling in the skin contact a little longer than appropriate. “Seriously?You’re that embarrassed?” she asked, watching in mild amusement as her friendkept looking over her shoulder, as though a horde of metalheads was going to materialisebehind them any second to mock her taste in music.

It was a little cute, in all honesty. Or maybe it was justthat Yodo was so cute that everything she did gained an air ofadorability.

“No, I just…” She bit her lip and, god, thatwas just unfair, because Chouchou really wanted to lean down and try it forherself. “You were raving ‘bout her new album the other day, figured I’d checkit out, see what the fuss was about.”

Literally clapping her hands in joy, she released the mostgirlish squeal she’d probably ever made in her life. “Oh, that’s so sweet ofyou! So, what do you think?”

“It’s-”

Chouchou unconsciously leaned forwards, eyes almost poppingout of her head as she waited in terrified anticipation for the verdict. Shedidn’t know when Yodo’s opinion had become so important to her, but she was silentlypraying that her taste in music had impressed her crush; or at the very leastthat it hadn’t made her decide that she was absolutely not cool enough to behanging out with her and could she please leave the shop before her glitterypop songs scared off any customers.

“-really good. The middle’s a bit weak, but that guitar workis surprisingly solid for a pop artist and that song Paradise Sunsets probablyhas some of the best lyrics I’ve heard all year.”

She didn’t release a sigh of relief, mostly because she wasalready spewing out a rush of words that even she herself only half understood,so rushed and tripping over her words was she. “Right? I dunno that she’llever make another song that good, but it’s definitely one of my all-time faves.”

“Yeah, I’d never really paid much attention to her before,but I did skim through some of her older stuff too, there’s some really greatstuff in there!” Those ever-changing eyes were shining with the same kind ofexcitement she always got when she spoke about discovering a new band, or whenshe sang on stage in front of a crowd of dozens, as though it were a crowd ofthousands.

Music was such a huge part of her life – Chouchou’s tooreally – and seeing how much she loved and cared about a singer she hadintroduced her too…

“You know, I can think of a few similar artists I couldrecommend you, if you’re interested.”

Yodo gave her a blank look for a second, before her cheeksdarkened and she gave a wide grin. “Sounds fun, but if you’re subjecting me to themainstream, then I’m gonna be giving you a crash course in the history of metalin return.”

Even more time spent in the company of the cutest, coolestwoman in the world, bonding over their shared passion for music? Yeah, shecould live with that.

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[lookslike-wemadeit]

January 2011

1- At 12:13 AM, Louis tweets his first tweet of 2011 “#harrylouyear <<< GENIUS ! :) HAPPY NEW YEAR :)”

1- Hannah tweets at 12:43 AM “My head is pounding from Louis playing 'The Musical Theatre Game' aghhh xx”

Louis rides the train to London to see Stan

1- Hannah tweets her NYE with Louis “@AlexheartsQuiff I stayed at home with Louis & my sister and played Smurf Village hahaha xxx”

1- Harry spends New Year’s Day with family

2- Louis tweets “So excited for today :) xx”

2- Show at the Forum in Hatfield, Hertfordshire

2- Harry tweets about the show “Brilliant gig at The Forum! Got a brilliant book from Italy:) Thanks You Everyone!! :D”

2- Jay tweets Robin “@robintwist My beautiful little sugarbreasts :) So lovely to have you on twitter land xx “ (Louis mum and Harry's step dad)

2- Robin responds to Jay “@JayTommo my little swamp duck, why aren't you following Mr Womderful? “

2- Louis tweets “Great gig today , thank you Hatfield :) we love you !!!!

2- next to you during the concert

3- Dusty posts Ted makes me feel like the only cat in the world :)

3- he also tweets- going to watch a film with the best boyfriend in the world

3 - Harry goes shopping in Manchester with his cousins

4- Dusty posts a picture of flowers he got for Ted. And a video and my boyfriend is sexy

4- Louis tweets “Big shout out too @joekenners thanks for tonight !!!“

4- Harry tweets about the game “Off to the football :D  Not much is better than a trip to Old Trafford with the father @louis_Tomlinson and @rioferdy5 :) .x”

4- Harry & Louis go to Rosso for dinner and later drinks

4- Harry tweets again about what a great night it was “Great night with @louis_Tomlinson , @ashwils84 , @joekenners and @rioferdy5 :) .x”

4- Louis tweets “Niall has been hacked so ignore his funny tweets ha”

4- Louis tweets a picture of him and Harry with Nemanja Vidic before they’re even home “Me Harry and Vidic http://yfrog.com/h6y7hdj”

4- 20 minutes later Louis tweets again “Great night with @Harry_styles and @anton_Ferdinand !!!“ Anton was not there. Rio had tagged the wrong Louis (Louie Spence) in a tweet earlier in the evening and Louis was getting him back for it.

4- Harry & Louis have a sleepover at Harry’s house in Holmes Chapel

4- Louis tweets “@AshWills84 unlucky mate I'm just sat at home drinking tea haha good to see you mate !”

4- Louis tweets at 1:54AM “sleep over at Harrys :)”

4- Louis tweets X Factor contestant John Wilding who was eliminated at Judge’s Houses in 2010 “miss you man !!”

4- Louis tweets “:)” in response to a fan telling him he was lucky for sleeping over at Harry’s

5-Louis tweets Rio Ferdinand “@rioferdy5 when you gonna come play for doncaster rovers then boss haha”

5- Louis tweets Joe Kennedy who asks Louis “haha have u seen ok today? jk.” Louis responds “no what does it say ? X”

5- OK! tweets article “One Direction fan Rio Ferdinand catches up with Harry and Louis at the footie”

5- Louis goes home to Doncaster late in the afternoon. He hangs out with Hannah at her house for about 3 hours

5- Louis tweets “Just got @BrunoMars ' album... what a talented guy ! Great album!!!” He was talking about Doo-Wops & Hooligans

6- Zayn & Louis ride down to Brighton together in the afternoon

6- Louis tweets while in the car “Hello everyone :) x”

6- Louis tweets asking if anyone has the unauthorized One Direction biography “Anyone got this a to z book ? X”

6- Louis tweets the Larry Stylinson Twitter account “@LarryStylinson :) have a nice day x”

6- Louis tweets Aiden Grimshaw “@Mr_Grimshaw well my name is Aiden and I smell of poo poo and still wee the bed !!”

6- Louis tweets Rio Ferdinand “@rioferdy5 man up !!”

6 - Louis tweets “@LoveForAnneCox big love for Anne cox :)” (Harry's mum)

6 - Louis tweets “@SupportHStyles hollister and that is a silly thing to say cos I support Harry x”

6- Louis tweets “Damn I miss all the interactive stuff like megamind :(”

6- Louis tweets Rebecca Ferguson’s old account “@beccaxferguson good thanks lovely how are you superstar :) ? X”

6 - Louis tweets Niall “@NiallOfficial poopoo”

6- Louis tweets Rebecca Ferguson again “@beccaxferguson ha you miss us anyway!! Can't wait for the tour x”

6- At 8PM, Louis tweets “Let's start a trend :) any ideas ?”

6- At 8:20PM, Louis tweets “More trends ....?”

6- At 8:30PM, Louis tweets “If it trends world wide I will tweet an never seen before picture :)”

6- At 8:47PM, Louis tweets “If you want that unseen picture get tweeting :)"

6- At 9PM, Louis tweets “Two trends related to me love it !!! I love you all !!!!”

6- Louis posts “never before seen” picture of him and Harry before the first live show “Before the 1st live show http://yfrog.com/gym6leyj“

6- 15 minutes later, Jay tweets “Silly Ol' @Louis_Tomlinson for tweeting a photo a previously seen one :) Louis aged 6 xx http://plixi.com/p/68274395″

6-9: The boys in Brighton doing “band stuff,” including recording “I Want”

9- Harry’s friend, Ashley, tweets “harry would go a hint of gay for Louis, he never shuts up about him ;)HA!”

9- Harry posts picture of him and Louis playing with light sabers at 9:30 pm. I think that was taken in the studio in Brighton. Hannah said Louis had the light sabers in his car forever, but didn’t have the Clio anymore at this point. He sold the car before moving to London from X Factor. “Star Wars Is Always Cool. Enough Said.

10- The boys move into the X Factor rehearsal hotel, The Richmond Hill Hotel in Surrey

10- Harry (and the other boys?) have dinner at Nando’s

10- Harry tweets “ And i say,What a way for the Ice to break.....”

10- Harry tweets “ Night Everyone!!  I leave you with this, "The Awkward Moment When............................................" :) “ at 11:19 PM

10- Harry tweets link to video of father and daughter doing a cover of “Home” by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes at 11:24 PM

10- Harry tweets lyrics to “Home” by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes at 11:32 PM “ We laugh until we think we’ll die,Barefoot on a summer night..Nothin’ new is sweeter than with you :D night .x “

10- Zayn tweets at 11:35 PM he’s “chillin with @harrystyles :),” tags the wrong Harry on twitter

11-The boys record “Gotta Be You” in southwest London with Steve Mac

12- Zayn’s birthday

12- The boys take Zayn out to lunch for his birthday

12- Harry tweets “The awkward moment when your mum walks past the shop at dinner time and the whole of One Direction start shouting milf -.-  hahaha!!“

12- Harry then tweets “I feel like I should tweet something not directed at the mother now.....a Turtle wearing a helicopter hat. Done. :D”

12- Niall says Louis sleep walks “In the night louis started sleepwalkin, he got into my bed, I pushed him off and he sat on the floor singin the tune t jungle book!wierd”

13- Harry gets a haircut

13- Sugarscape tweets “Harry and Louis are dancing with each other aahhhhh!”

13- mutual we discussed it

Lots of flirting

Pretty much always touching

louis slapped Harry's bum

13- Louis posts “Secret Video Diary” from X Factor on twitter which is about 3 minutes of him searching for Harry

13- Dinner at Nando’s

14- Someone on Twitter claims to work for Sugarscape and says they were at the shoot the previous day; Says Harry asked for her number; the official Sugarscape twitter says they’ve never heard of the person and they were not at the shoot

15- G-A-Y performances,1 public and 1 private, at Heaven nightclub in Central London; The owner of the club booked the boys for his birthday party; Hannah got to the club around 11:30PM, waited in line with fans and stayed in a separate hotel room with friends

16- Harry posts picture of him and Louis with Brian May from Queen at 6:58 PM “ Brian May.....Hero.

16- pictures of all the boys together they are clingy

16- The boys go to the JLS concert at the O2 Arena in London

17-Choreography rehearsals in Surrey for X Factor tour

17- pictures of One Direction outside Richmond Hill Hotel

17- Niall tweets he ate Domino’s with Harry & Louis around 9:30 PM “ Just had dominos with @Harry_Styles and @Louis_Tomlinson ..harry just had sweetcorn on his “

19- Article published saying they were thrown out of “health club” for rowdy behavior; In actuality, they were scolded for playing around in the pool at their hotel

19- Harry tweets “I'm being serenaded by Zayn :P" w/ picture

19- Harry tweets “Finally something to do in our hotel rooms...but word of warning, xbox kinnect is tricky in a tiny hotel room :D haha!”

19- Photoshoot

20-23- Days off

20- Louis tweets from the One Direction Twitter account “  Morning everyone , have a lovely day :) - Louis :) xx”

20- About 90 minutes later, Louis tweets from his own account about official One Direction Twitter account “Everyone follow @onedirection !! We will all be using the group twitter alot more as well as our personal accounts :) #followonedirection”

20- At about 7:54pm, the One Direction account (Louis), tweets “likes Who Let the Dogs Out by Baha Men on Ping http://itun.es/iFV6dW  #iTunes ”

20- At 7:54 pm, Louis tweets from the One Direction account again “Will everyone please follow the one direction iTunes ping :) - Louis.”

20- Louis sets his profile pic on ping to a cropped picture of him and Harry in Holmes Chapel in December

20- Harry leaves late in the evening to visit Gemma “On the way to visit my sister :D .x

21- Harry at home

21- Louis tweets about official One Direction facebook page

21- The One Direction account tweets “Who wants a follow 5 people will get followed today just type #followme1d and your reason :) we will pick the best 5 :)”

21- One Direction account tweets the now defunct URL “Check out a new webpage :)  http://www.1direction.co.uk/ join our news letter for the latest updates and video diaries :)”

21 - One Direction account tweets “18th in The Shorty Awards, Best Musicians Twitter Account http://bit.ly/voteonedirection #voteonedirection ..Keep it up lets get to 10th :)"

21- Harry tweets “So tired....kinnect volleyball all day:P but now I'm a 'pro' ;) haha .x”

22- Niall tweets from One Direction account “Hello twitter :) great few days at home , see you soon .... COME ON DERBY !!- Niall xx”

23 - At 11:54AM Harry tweets from the One Direction account “  I think thats the best lie in i've had so far :) Harry .xx”

23- At 12:01PM, Harry (?) tweets from the One Direction account “  i'm just chilling out today :)”

23- At 12:04PM, the One Direction account (Harry again?) tweets “  Shorty Awards: Vote @onedirection for music!! Louis for humor and Harry for Fashion...They're near the top!! :D“

23- At 12:05, Harry tweets from his personal “Haha Just seen I'm 8th for Fashion in the Shorty Awards!! :D ^^^”

23-Hannah tweets a picture of her and her friends before the G-A-Y performance in London

23- Hannah immediately tweets a picture of her mother’s desk at work, saying the picture is from Louis’ birthday

23- Hannah immediately tweets a self-described “blurry pic of Louis”

23- Hannah tweets a fan how long her and Louis have been dating, saying “For about 17 months x“

23- Hannah tweets “@louis_tomlinson is NOT leaving One Direction! Don't know where that rumour came from xx“

23- Hannah tweets her anniversary with Louis is March 18th

Hmm math... It would either 22 months or 10... Not 17?

23- Harry & Louis leave Surrey early in the afternoon and ride a Southwestern train 45 minutes into Central London

23- Harry & Louis go to TGI Friday’s in Haymarket Square and go shopping

23- Harry & Louis go to Odeon Leicester Square to see Black Swan

23- Harry tweets “Vote @louis_tomlinson for humour in the shorty awards!! :D” at 3:37 PM

23- Harry tweets “TGI Fridays......heaven.” at 3:41 PM

23- Louis tweets “Please RT my last tweet love you all :) if I am 2nd by tonight me and Harry will do a twitcam , bromance special ;)” at 3:41 PM

23- Harry tweets lyrics to “California” by Phantom Planet at 3:51 PM “On the stereo,listen as we go,nothing's gonna stop me now..California here we come..Right back where we started from :D“; He later played this song during the twitcam the same day

23- Hannah tweets link to Shorty Awards after fan tells her Louis is in 1st Place “Louis is 1st!! Keep voting please & keep him there :) http://shortyawards.com/category/humor

23- Hannah tweets the link to vote again, this time with Harry and One Direction included “@louis_tomlinson for humor, @harry_styles for fashion & @onedirection for music.. please vote! http://shortyawards.com/category/humor”

23- Hannah announces she is booking flights for Dublin to see the X Factor tour

23- Harry & Louis ride the train back to Surrey around 8PM

23- Hannah tweets a fan 15 minutes before the twitcam begins that she’ll watch the twitcam if she was on her laptop “@1OneDirectionx If I'm on my laptop then yep xx”

23- Harry & Louis do promised twitcam lasting an hour, beginning at 9:53PM and ending at 10:50PM

23- Hannah tweets a fan 20 minutes into the Twitcam “@xsarahloveharry Won't load! Never mind, I'm tired anyway xx”

23- Harry tweets “:) (@Harry_Styles live on http://twitcam.com/3m2lg)“

23- Anne watches the twicam, calls them “my boys”

23- Niall tweets he saw Little Fockers with Zayn at 11:30 PM “ Went to see little fockers wi @zaynmalik and TM..really funny!! ";

The film was still in theaters at the time; They did not go with Harry & Louis to their movie, and likely went to the movie theater an 8 minute bus ride from their hotel

23-Harry tweets at 12:13 AM “I Wish #thepersonunderthistweet A Very Nice Sleep :D .xx“

23- Harry tweets at 12:20 AM “It's not about the Money money money,We don't need your Money money money..We just wanna make the World Dance..forget about The Pricetag :D”

23- only Larry Twitter cam

Harry: Me and Louis had a really nice girl’s day out today.

Louis: Yes. Me and Harry spent all day shopping...dining...eating cookie dough...and watching girly films like The Black Swan. Which ended up being not that girly, quite rude and quite violent.

Harry: [quietly] It was good though.

24- Harry tweets at 7:47 AM “It's National Pie Day...And I got hit in the head with a Cream Egg!! :D”

24-Louis tweets at 6:55 PM “I love every single one of our fans !! You are amazing ! We are so lucky to have you !!”

25- One Direction Twitter account tweets “Good bye to all our lovely fans see you soon , lots of love Louis , Harry , Niall , Zayn and Liam”

25- Louis tweets at 9:18 AM “Please keep voting on the shorty awards it's so close now!”

25- Louis posts link to vote in Shorty Awards “  http://shortyawards.com/Louis_Tomlinson please vote humour :) RT love you all xx”

25- they arrive at LAX

25- Hannah tweets “I'll do my best to keep you updated on the boys if you all keep me company while they're away? xx”

25- Hannah tweets 2 pictures of Louis

25- Hannah tweets Danielle Peazer, Liam’s very new girlfriend at the time “@DaniellePeazer Lou asked me what I wanted but I didn't have a clue so I'm excited to see what he brings back!Bet we get the same stuff ha!x”

25- Hannah responds to Danielle who said she texted Liam her US clothing sizes with “@DaniellePeazer Oh great well I didn't think of that so I'll trust Louis' judgement haha.. I just want them back safe xx

25- Hannah tweets with the hashtag 1Dupdate to let fans know the boys would land soon in LA “#1Dupdate The boys should be landing soon!! And I think it's about 2pm in America xx  “

25- The boys fly to Los Angeles, arriving at mid afternoon local time

25: Louis tweets “So excited to be in L.A will tweet pictures when I can :) xx”

25: Louis emails Hannah “@larrybromance Lou says the hotel is incredible & they're living not being recognised xx” It was the Days Inn Hollywood.

25- in LA they are whispering and cleny

25-30: The boys in Los Angeles recording “Save You Tonight”

26- Louis tweets from the one direction Twitter- hey everyone me and Harry just had pancakes and maple syrup great way to start the day :) miss you all Louis and Harry x

26- 4 minutes later, Louis tweets from his personal account “Ohh yeah and we had sausage with our pancakes :) x”

26- Hannah replies to Louis’ tweet “@Louis_Tomlinson Sausage and maple syrup together?? That's even worse than pasta on toast x”

26- 6 minutes later, Hannah tweets  “In all fairness to Louis, pasta on toast is quite tasty but makes the bread a bit soggy.. I'd choose that over maple syrup sausages anyway x”

26- Louis tweets a picture of himself “Doing the American look :)"

26- One Direction spotted in West Hollywood with Cher Lloyd and Savan Kotecha Harry and Louis are not far apart the whole time

26: The picture from the train hits the internet

26- Louis tweets from the One Direction twitter account “Having a great time and met up with Savan and cher :) - Louis

26- An hour later, Louis tweets from his personal “Voting closes Monday please keep voting for me on humor guys it means a lot! http://shortyawards.com/Louis_Tomlinson”

26- Louis then tweets from his personal “lets trend #votelouis :) Please RT :)”

26- 2 minutes later, Louis (most likely) tweets again from the One Direction account “Everyone ! Voting closes on Monday please vote One Direction for music :) http://shortyawards.com/onedirection #voteonedirection  ”

26- At the same time, Louis tweets again from the One Direction account “Also vote Harry for fashion http://shortyawards.com/Harry_Styles :) #voteharry :)”

26- 1 minute later, the One Direction account tweets “And Louis for humor :) http://shortyawards.com/Louis_Tomlinson #votelouis”

26- Harry tweets “The Sun Has Got His Hat On And He's Coming Out To Play :D”

26- Hannah tweets “Louis has bought new shoes...And no, they aren't Tom's.. America has changed him already! :(”

27- Reports emerge that the first single will be released on March 13th

27-Harry tweets around 8AM “Here comes the sun,du dun doo doo,Here comes the sun,I say...it's alright :D”

27- Harry tweets “Have a good day everyone :D. Will tweet some pictures later from @onedirection :) .xx“

27- Louis tweets at 6:35 PM “  Hello everyone hope your well . Missing tweeting you guys so much ! Xx”

27- Louis tweets at 11PM LA time “I think it's funny how some people are just getting up and I'm not even asleep yet !!”

27- Louis tweets “Keep voting on the shorty awards please #votelouis”

27- Louis tweets a fan “@heyimisabella good babe how are you ? X“

27- Hannah tweets Louis’ Clio was named Cheryl “@katiejburroughs Louis used to drive a Clio (called Cheryl) but he sold it when he went to London so now he hires cars when he's home :) xx“

27- Hannah tweets “Definitely getting used to this Louis not being here thing.. You've all been so lovely to me as always. 3 sleeps until they're back! Night x”

28- Hannah tweets early in the morning UK time/late night LA time “Spoken to Louis - he's having an amazing time, meeting lots of people & now he's going to bed :) xxx”

28- Hannah tweets a fan “@leprechaunxo The only time he ever cooked for me was when he made this tasty salmon pasta :) xx“

28- Anne tweets Jay about the Shorty Awards  “@jaytommo :-) we must be doing something right :) xxxx http://shortyawards.com/category/lovelyonedmummys” ( Harry and Louis' mom's)

28- The One Direction account retweets Harry “RT @Harry_Styles Have a good day everyone :D. Will tweet some pictures later from @onedirection :) .xx“

28- Robin tries to win tickets to the Brit awards and says since “Harry (S) and Lois (T)” can’t go he would take Anne (Harry's step dad)

28- Hannah tweets “@Louis_Tomlinson is only 3 points ahead of 2nd place so can we all please #voteLouis again!! http://shortyawards.com/Louis_Tomlinson”

28- Harry tweets “ Thank everyone who's been voting me, @louis_Tomlinson and @onedirection in the Shorty Awards...Keep Going!! :D. Love you all .xx“

28- Hannah tweets “When you #voteLouis or #voteHarry you have to make sure your reason has something to do with humour/fashion or it won't count!! RT”

28- Harry tweets from the One Direction Twitter account “  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL_WvOly7mY BEVERLY HILLS!! :D  -Harry .xx http://twitpic.com/3u6zh2″

28- Harry tweets “Look what Liam showed me... HAHAHA!! :D http://yfrog.com/h8r4ejj”

28- Harry tweets from the One Direction account “Sunny Again Today in L.A.!! Have a Good Day Everyone :D  - Harry .xx”

28- Louis tweets “Expected more from skins , disappointed :(”

28-Jay tweets that Louis got into bed with Harry “@tomlinson_love he got in bed with Harry last week lol”  

29- Hannah tweets a fan “@xx_annemarie_xx Louis doesn't have bebo babe xx” ( x ) (Even though it’s well-documented that he did)

29- Hannah tweets what time the boys are landing at Heathrow “  If my maths is correct (and my world clock) the boys will land at 4pm tomorrow UK time which is 8am LA time. That should mean that they leave 5am tomorrow UK time & 9pm tonight LA time. Wow does that make sense??”

29- Anne tweets ”to all those asking: to my knowledge Harry isn't dating anyone”

29- Harry tweets “Have a good day everyone :D. Love you guys and see you soon!! .xxx”

29- The band in West Hollywood posted by Paul on his facebook

29- Ashley (ash_sherls) does a twitcam while drunk with her friend and says Harry isn’t a virgin; An uproar on Twitter ensues; Ashley defends her statement to Twitter user @CaraStalik: “cus trust me...he won’t care.”

30- Hannah tweets “Not long until the boys are home!! #welcomehome1D” and encourages fans to use that hashtag in all tweets

30- Hannah tweets “When I spoke to Louis last night the boys were sunbathing by the pool & didn't want to come home!! Lets trend#welcomehome1D to make them happy to be home”

30- Hannah tweets two fans about something Harry & Louis bought in LA “Louis' are brown & Harry's are sand coloured ha xx” and “Yes they did, lou got brown and Harry got sand x”

30- Hannah tweets “I'm not seeing Louis today, I'm just excited for him to be back in the same country as me!! #welcomehome1D xx“

30- Hannah tweets “They've landed, prepare guys xxx”

30 - The boys arrive back in London and are mobbed at Heathrow

30-Harry tweets “Oh..my..days. Wow!!”

30- Louis tweets from his personal “My jumper got ripped in the chaos so I give it to someone ! Love you all x”

30- Louis tweets from his personal “Every needs to stop saying sorry it's fine it was crazy cos there was so many people but don't worry :) love you all !”

30- Louis tweets from the One Direction account “What a way to be greeted back to the UK how we've missed you :) love you all - Louis x”

30- Jay tweets she talked to Louis & Harry on the phone and the boys are fine

30: Hannah tweets “Please follow mine & Louis' best friend @DanWoollett - he did the live link from Doncaster on the finals & is going to a London tour date :)”

30- Hannah tweets “Feel a bit sick after watching those videos but on a brighter note I love you all for trending #welcomehome1D worldwide all day!!”

30- Louis tweets “http://shortyawards.com/Louis_Tomlinson - Keep voting :)”

30- Louis tweets “  Massive thanks to @AJ_RedOne @Savan_Kotecha and the rest of the boys !!  “

30- Louis tweets “Just been watching my old Grease videos , it makes me sad :( That was a fantastic part of my life!

30- Louis tweets James Corden “  @JKCorden Jamesy baby chips and gravy how are you old bean ?”

30- Harry tweets “Goodnight :D Thanks for all the support..you guys are amazing...seriously. .xx”

30- Louis tweets “Voting closes tomorrow and I am 200 votes behind please keep voting me for humour :)http://shortyawards.com/Louis_Tomlinson.”

30-Louis tweets “Let's trend #votelouistomlinson”

30-Louis gives instructions on how to vote “You can only vote once and have to leave a reason or it will not count. #votelouistomlinson”

30-Louis tweets Joe Kennedy and Ashley Wills “@joekenners @AshWills84 Hey mate yeah I'm really good! yeah was a top day , hope to have another day soon! Just signed Ash on FM haha“

31- At around 6:45PM, @CaraStalik creates the Twitter account @HarrysVirginity and puts in the bio “I seem to be lost according to @ash_sherls”

My thoughts

Harry and Louis spend most of the month together.

They went on a few dates

Hannah spent most of her time tweeting Louis

Louis never tweeted Hannah

Hannah had no clue when they actually started dating.

Harry was not a virgin.