#this shitty post brought to you by my knack for having bad ideas

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this saturday night on ‘ty has an idea’: the foxes playing laser tag

probably nicky’s idea lbr

“cmon guys whens the last time we played something that wasnt exy? this’ll be fun!“

he has no idea what hes gotten into

the team isnt split even since theres nine of them but i think its monsters v. upperclassmen

andrew almost didnt play but neil convinced him otherwise

needless to say, this is an absolute shitshow

i mean they’re foxes how was this going to end up any way but terrible

the teams are split with the monsters on the blue team and the upperclassmen on the red team

i bet you thought the colors would be the other way around but no

anyway

 also: you already know aaron and andrew are camouflaged. all laser tag arenas (?) have black lights so most colors that arent black are bright as hell. these two can only be spotted by their vests. Danger Twins.

so they all get their guns and enter the arena

and immediately the foxes remember just how dangerous neil is

like this boy spent years on the run, learning how to hide and be sneaky

it doesnt matter that this is laser tag. this is no longer a game. 

its War

neil immediately finds the best hiding spot and exploits it

this boy, oh my god. he is a force of nature

“neil please, its just laser tag”

hes not listening hes too busy being Good

kevin, who will not be outdone, is now competing with neil (WHO IS ON HIS FUCKING TEAM) to be the Best at Laser Tag

aaron and nicky pair up but they arent very good

youd think all that video game practice would help but No. they are Bad

andrew is “guarding” the base

hes really just standing there and not really paying attention or caring about the game

until one of the upperclassmen shoots him

then, in true andrew fashion, does he start to care

No One was expecting andrew to care, much less be Really Good At Laser Tag

the upperclassmen’s strategy is to pair up: matt with dan and allison with renee

theyre actually pretty formidable this way, watching each others backs

the game is pretty even to start with even though the upperclassmen have a disadvantage

somehow the game shifts in the upperclassmen’s favor

neil watches nicky get shot

and nicky decides to be dramatic

“neil, im down, you must go on without meeee” and he falls to the ground with a hand on his chest

neil looks at him, and then, absolutely seriously, says “i will avenge you nicky”

sidenote: nicky can still play obviously getting shot doesnt mean youre out but nicky is Dramatique tm

neil and andrew team up and all hell breaks loose

theyre the Dream Team

at some point somebody hits someone else with their gun and then all rules are out the window

anytime someone gets hit by a laser they immediately go after the person who shot them

its terrible. half the foxes end up bleeding and the other half end up bruised

no one thought to get andrew to leave his knives behind

the foxes are banned from laser tag

but not before they see the leaderboard

the monsters won by a tiny margin, but they care more about the player with the most points

the foxes all look at kevin when they see whos name is at the top

its neil. neil is the winner

he gives kevin his most shit-eating grin before matt picks neil up and puts him on his shoulders while chanting his name

the other upperclassmen (and then all the foxes minus kevin) join in

neil is crowned the King of Laser Tag

and they never play again